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9763906 No.9763906 [Reply] [Original]

Have you spent your NEET time improving yourself, /jp/?

>> No.9763927

Yeah.

Running 3 times a week, calisthenics 3 times a week.

Started working out after losing 45 lbs by only dieting.

Also learning shit all the time but I have a bit of trouble staying with one thing too long - so I just learn 4 things at once, each for a couple weeks at a time.

>> No.9763932

Go for the metapod mode next time faggot.

>> No.9763943

>>9763906
>>9763927
Yep I did the weightlifting thing but gave it up once I injured my back doing squats/deadlifts. Now I just do calisthenics and bar-barian exercises minus the muscle-ups.

>> No.9763948

how tryhard do you have to be to do any of that shit
it just means you want to be a normalfag

>> No.9763967

>>9763943
Well, muscle ups are fucking hard.

I hope you're still doing progressive exercises though, otherwise it's just cardio.

>> No.9763959

>>9763948
Just because someone is interested in self-improvement and good health doesn't mean they want to to a normal who goes clubbing every weekend with his GF while going to college and holding a steady job.

>> No.9763975

followed the image back to a body building forum
fuck off normals

>> No.9763999
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>> No.9763998

any guides for good dance moves in the club? something to impress qt azn gfs with.

~yellowFeVer 4 life^^~~

*gets really amped up and starts rocking in his chair while hootin and hollerin "PARTEEEEEH"*

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>>9763998
>>9763999
>>9763975
Stop samefagging and shitposting ironically.

>> No.9764018

>>9763998
Actually, I've always wanted to learn some cool dance moves. I'm not interested in clubbing, but it'd be nice. I like dancing, even if all alone.

>>9764003
Oh, shush it. He's somewhat right. The OP gave himself away by posting that kind of picture.

>> No.9764026

>>9764003
Stop shitposting ironically.

>>9764018
It literally says "learn as much about fitness as you can," of course it comes from somewhere fitness-related. That's not the issue.

>> No.9764075

>cocoon mode
>isolating yourself from the world by cutting off all social contact
Didn't wtH-kun do something like this?

>> No.9764110

>>9764026
It's not what the image says and more how it's presented. It looks like it came straight from one of those /b/ info imagedump threads.

>> No.9764241

>>9764110
I-I'm sorry, anon.

>> No.9764272

I mostly read books, do my reps steadily, cook some nice food, and do some indoor exercise, meditate daily; all that really helped me.

Until I eventually stopped, but I'm trying to get back on it, probably tomorrow.

>> No.9764297

I don't see the point so I just take it easy

>> No.9764322

I want to work out to have decent muscle and health to defend myself, but I don't want to tryhard it and look like those steroid men with the titties. There's no point in looking like that.

>> No.9764357

>>9764322
>defend myself
The only reasonable self-defense is learning to run fast.
>I don't want to tryhard it and look like those steroid men with the titties
...I have no words.

>> No.9764360

>>9764357
Then make some.

>> No.9764370
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What's the best regimen to get rid of my developing man tits without any using any equipment?

I don't care for getting ripped, but I'm noticing that i'm starting to bud and it disgusts myself

>> No.9764371

>>9764357
You need to work out (well, do cardio) if you want to be able to run fast, though. At least if you want to run for more than two minutes.

>> No.9764374

>>9764370
*without using any

Fixing self

>> No.9764381

>>9764370
how is she doing that?!

>> No.9764382

>>9764370
Virtually all diet. The exercise part is the easiest to nail down but you can start by doing something like C25K or Simplefit, but seriously it is all diet.

>> No.9764393

>>9764370
take up swimming instead, or running

>> No.9764394

>>9764382
Ehh, people keep repeating this shit but it's only technically true.

The thing is, dieting sucks.

And exercising is fun.

It's all about calories, but if you eat at maintenance and exercise you're still going to lose weight, and it sucks less than just telling people to "diet".

>> No.9764396

>>9764371
Well, obviously, but that's not what that anon meant and you know it.

>> No.9764407

But I already spend all my time educating myself. All my hobbies are educational (consuming media in japanesee, chess, math, etc) and I rarely do pointless shit like TV.

>> No.9764415

>>9764394
True, but the amount of people who fail to achieve their desired physique due to diet issues is overwhelming. I am rather cynical about it. But he would be healthier just by starting to exercise.

>> No.9764418

>>9764407
Why do you play chess and not superior Chinese games?

>> No.9764425

Eh I've been losing a little weight. I have no interest in becoming some athlete because well I wouldn't use it at all so what's the point? It would be like learning Coptic or something.

>> No.9764426

>>9764418
Go is too hard for me.

>> No.9764436

>>9764415
It's usually not eating enough, though - or being afraid to do heavy exercise because "they don't want to look like those steroid men with the titties".

But the single most important thing is educating yourself, so you can work out for yourself which way would work for you, I guess.

>> No.9764453

>>9764436
>being afraid to do heavy exercise because
That wasn't what I meant. I meant people min maxing everything about exercise and making it unbearable.

>> No.9764469

>>9764418
Wrong, classics like european card games or draughts are superior. Go masturbate over your shougi and your backgamon you scum.

>> No.9764478
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do you:

have some spare time?
like being good at something?
like feeling physical pleasure?
have no plans to die early?

if you answered yes to more than one of these questions then working out might be for you!

>> No.9764483

Opposite question: what do you think would be the best way to UNcocoon a NEET who hasn't left the house in a few years? Their parents think it's booting them and giving month of spending money since soft treatment like an arranged job failed. If he did the 'improving himself' part like OP post that will definitely help alot though.

>> No.9764486

>>9764478
What will working out make be good at? Lifting heavy objects?

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>>9764486

>> No.9764493

>>9764486
You could get a job moving boxes for UPS. I hear those are good for people that want a minimum of interaction with others.

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>>9764486
u tell him man. it is just SOCIETY tell people to conform to THEIR standards of beauty and i am sick of it.. lets fight the power together.

>> No.9764500

>>9764478
I still hate this "exercise feels great" line. It just doesn't for me, I don't know what to say. You drive off more people with this kind of talk then you attract.
>>9764486
It makes you good at exercise, that's it.
>>9764493
How heavy do those boxes get? He can probably already do it if he's not a total fat ass.
>>9764495
Complete with a screechy little reply, well said!

>> No.9764501

>>9764478
I don't think I'm cute enough to exercise with her.

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>>9764486
it could if you wanted it to, or you could run fast swim well dance fight or just do backflips because you can. what does doing what you currently do make you good at? if you dont want to be good at something why are you asking?

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Why are you so ugly and out of shape, /jp/?

>> No.9764509

>>9763959
>Just because someone is interested in self-improvement and good health
This isn't what the OP image is about though. It doesn't promote just any sort of self-improvement, it pushes the idea of completely withdrawing from society to improve yourself, and then, eventually, emerging. Why? Because the opinion others have of them in the social sphere is important to the maker of this image.

It is definitely about being a normalfag. If all you want is social improvement then there's no need to ever emerge from the cocoon, and therefore no need for the term cocoon mode at all, since it is the standard.

>> No.9764511

>>9764493
That actually might be a good idea. I already move boxes of stuff so I even have experience already!

>> No.9764518

>>9764508
>Why are you so ugly
Genetics, not waxing/shaving myself, loose skin.
>and out of shape
No exercise.

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>>9764500
you dont really need to be that aggressive i never said you had to want to do it to feel good. but if you stick with a regular routine of anything beyond a few weeks it will start to be satisfying. its science what youre having trouble with is just fighting habit and an unprepared body

>> No.9764520

No, I just play video games mostly.

>> No.9764522

>>9764504
I don't know how to swim.

>> No.9764524

>>9764486
With better health you'll have improved reaction time. Perfect for dodging bullets. You'll also have a slimmer body. Perfect for pretending to be a girl.

>> No.9764530

>>9764522
Shitskin detected.

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>>9764522
learning is a great way to exercise

>> No.9764536

>>9764530
What kind of logic is that? Go back to /pol/.

>> No.9764545

>>9764534
That will not help if Im dead

>> No.9764547

>>9764504
Even exercise won't necessarily make you god at those things.
>just do backflips because you can
Positive thinking just isn't for everyone. I read something like this and I think "what a load of shit". Why would I want to act like some young kid with ADD?
>>9764519
I fucking hate positive thinking with a passion so I'll come off aggressive, sorry. A few weeks is too much of a time investment, and even then if it doesn't start feeling good it might just take me a months, before I know it I've spent a year chasing some stupid lie. Fuck that.
>>9764509
I'm not as bothered as you, but you are totally right. I honestly take issue with the use of the word "improvement", what if I become fit and get a girlfriend and turn out to be abusive? That would be the opposite of improvement!

>> No.9764548

>>9764536
Only blacks can't swim.

>> No.9764551

>>9764547
*good

>> No.9764553

>>9764547
>what if I become fit and get a girlfriend and turn out to be abusive

what

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>>9764545
well if you die then everyone wins!

>> No.9764562

>>9764551
I've actually had this debate once (for fun, we're not racist I swear) and I think we ended up concluding there was at least one black Olympic swimming gold medalist.

>> No.9764563

>>9764547
> A few weeks is too much of a time investment, and even then if it doesn't start feeling good it might just take me a months, before I know it I've spent a year chasing some stupid lie.

Not everyone is a failure who gives up at the slightest sign of difficulty. If anything, as NEETs, we should have plenty of time to improve ourselves.

>> No.9764569

>>9764561
Please don't bully.

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>>9764547
woah dude i think you should calm down. i offered things that might make exercise a good thing for a theoretical individual. im trying to be nice here but getting angry because its not your thing makes you seem really really bitter

>> No.9764583

How does one improve? I tend to start off great but then everything comes crashing down. Even when I try to push through it's like I'm punching a steel wall, and I look at everyone else and they're ahead of me even though they started later than I did and it makes me want to quit since I can't catch up.

>> No.9764597

I tried running before
But the people on the street shouted at me so I couldn't take it easy

>> No.9764598

>>9764553
What? I mean what if a person is intentionally keeping himself a doughy piece of shit because he knows he'll be violent if he ends up having power over people? What if people actually withdraw from society for the mutual good of themselves AND society? You can't just irresponsibly telling people this positive crap.
>>9764563
Though why should I go ahead and do something I don't want to do under the guise of the promise of some invisible carrot? Everyone is not the same, why do you need to fool people into exercise? Do the ends justify the means?
>>9764571
I just fucking hate positive thinking, sorry. Nothing clenches my asshole tighter than someone going on about how exercise will make you feel great, or how some food is "poison". Add on to that trivial life is an adventure shit like "doing back flips because you can" and yeah you successfully hit all my sore spots at once. Sorry if this distresses you or something.
>>9764583
The easiest way to improve is be happy with yourself.

>> No.9764613

>>9764598
/jp/ is for happy people who take it easy, please take your bitter whining to /r9k/.

>> No.9764616

>>9764597
Um, why did they shout at you?

>> No.9764626

>>9764598
Whoa man, just whoa.

>> No.9764625

>>9764598

Yeah, I guess so. It's annoying not really being good at anything you really want to do though. Maybe I'm too focused on that though.

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>>9764598
hey fucktard read >>9764478

if your angsty pubescent brain can manage answer the fucking questions. did you say yes twice? exercise would help you whether or not you like it. did you not say yes once or less? great thats cool fuck off

>> No.9764638

>>9764628
That's not fair though, most (if not all) people will answer yes to two of those

>> No.9764645

>>9764616
I don't know or what they said. I am not very good at understanding voices. It happened multipled times.

>> No.9764653

>>9764613
All the poor anons who fall for this snake-oil sale of exercise won't be able to take it easy.
>>9764628
Yes you're completely right, I went outside of the realm of the established scientific litmus test, what a faux pas. Don't get mad because I called you guys out.

>> No.9764664

>>9764645
That's weird. People don't usually shout at strangers.

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>>9764638
no its actually completely true. i even threw the word “might” in there to avoid offending people like you even though realistically if you answered yes twice it would be good for you regardless of what you think. if you dont like doing things that are good for you thats awesome but really no one cares about your lardrage

>> No.9764667

>>9764598
>The easiest way to improve is be happy with yourself.
That's hardly easy. Some people find it impossible.

>I just fucking hate positive thinking, sorry. Nothing clenches my asshole tighter than someone going on about how exercise will make you feel great, or how some food is "poison".
It's probable that regularly exercise will improve your mood, and there exist types of food that have a tendency to lower your mood if it forms the staple of your diet.

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>>9764653
stop being a worthless fuck and try to refute it or give up stop posting and cry yourself to sleep again

>> No.9764683

>>9764660
Well yeah you threw in might even though you didn't mean it. Again positive thinking is just a smoke screen for another preachy asshole. You're making the world bitter, you idiot.
>>9764673
Refute a retarded 4 point check list that tells me whether I should ask my doctor about exercise today? What is your favorite part about exercise? The actual exercise, or the indignation you express toward your fellow man and the superiority you feel over them?
>>9764667
I started taking SAM-E to see how it works. Honestly the more I go on the more I think there's absolutely nothing wrong with my mood. Anyway who doesn't approach the world with some disgust and contempt is probably a fucking idiot.

>> No.9764695

>>9764683
There is something wrong with your mood.

>> No.9764699

>>9764683
>I started taking SAM-E to see how it works.
I don't even know what that is. It's just that for me, folk wisdom plus personal anecdotal evidence have convinced me that if your diet is shit you will feel bad.

>Honestly the more I go on the more I think there's absolutely nothing wrong with my mood.
Well, if you're perfectly content with your mood and energy, then more power to you.

>Anyway who doesn't approach the world with some disgust and contempt is probably a fucking idiot.
Some, yeah, but if it's constant then it starts to become a drag.

>> No.9764713

>>9764695
I don't think so. I mean look at these shits. Look how quickly they turned with even the slightest provocation and resistance.
>>9764699
Actually I just started a vegetarian diet and really like it. I'm mainly doing it for the do no harm aspect of Buddhism(yeah I know). I've always liked green vegetables and stuff like that. I already lost ten pounds.

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>>9764683
no i meant it. i get that some people love to be miserable and hate when people enjoy something. of course since you dont enjoy it and cant stand the idea of doing something for anything other than immediate gratification then its impossible to be a good idea for anyone. its honestly hilarious that you would attack a suggestion of things that might make exercise enjoyable or satisfying. you are literally attacking the very idea of exercise. its an anonymous imageboard you can stop trying whenever

>> No.9764737

>>9764713
>Actually I just started a vegetarian diet and really like it. I'm mainly doing it for the do no harm aspect of Buddhism

No wonder you're so hostile towards working out, you're a little vegetarian white buddhist from reddit.

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>>9764737
working out is just like exacerbating gender norms and stuff dude. and like.. we gotta crush the patriarchy man.

>> No.9764745

>>9764737
>from reddit.
Where did that part come from?

>> No.9764756

>>9764720
This isn't true at all actually. I just think it doesn't apply to a lot of people. I'm sure you enjoy exercise, but I fucking don't and never have. I find it offensive to be told over and over again that I haven't worked hard enough to achieve this "runner's high". I did a jogging class for a whole semester in college ... it was awful.

Also yes I do fundamentally have issue with the ideas of improvement, confidence, and success. I fear exercise because I am afraid it might end up making me someone like you. Some sort of douchebag.

>>9764737
Never heard of the place sorry! I only started up a vegetarian diet too.

>>9764745
Well obviously engaging me is demonstrating them to be just as if not more bitter than me, so I guess they need to diffuse things into some kind of meme slinging. lelelelelelel

>> No.9764765

>>9764756
>Also yes I do fundamentally have issue with the ideas of improvement, confidence, and success.

Seriously though, please go to /r9k/ and leave /jp/.

>> No.9764772

>>9764756
>Well obviously engaging me is demonstrating them to be just as if not more bitter than me

Telling an edgy teenage linkin park fan that his anger towards anyone improving themselves is childish, is not being bitter. I'm sorry you are not intelligent enough to see the difference.

>> No.9764782

>>9764772
>edgy
Honestly I don't know why someone demonstrates such a piss-poor vocabulary and talks about intelligence. You know you don't have to type every post here like you're on 4chan. You might want to raise the level of your discourse especially when you're talking about intelligence in that same post.
>>9764628
>>9764660
>>9764673
Of course these posts are bitter. There is nothing worse than some nerd turned exercise freak who manifests self loathing of his previous self as some kind of superiority over people who aren't as fit of him.
>>9764765
Only if you go to /fit/

>> No.9764784

>>9764765
This entire thread is a /r9k/ wasteland. Be a little more liberal when you redirect people.

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>>9764756
whats the farthest youve run?

>> No.9764791

>>9764785
I really cannot remember I've run at least a mile. I imagine the jogging course had me run further than that since it was an hour (or something). Though I have no idea as far as specifics probably whatever most jogging electives in college have.

>> No.9764798

>>9764782
>self loathing

That's funny coming from someone who hates when other people improve themselves.

>> No.9764804

>>9764782
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gd9OhYroLN0

>> No.9764800

>>9764791
> I've run at least a mile

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>> No.9764803

>>9764798
>of his previous self

>>9764800
Do try and contain your mirth.

>> No.9764805

>>9764782
>There is nothing worse than some nerd turned exercise freak who manifests self loathing of his previous self as some kind of superiority over people who aren't as fit of him.
Do you think people stay like that for long?

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>>9764791
yeah if you want to paint yourself as a reasonable human being you should accept that we are talking about entirely different worlds of effort. when i decided to start working out i could barely run a mile at once. within a few weeks i was working on improving my 5k time and in the course of what would have been a semester for you i was under 25:00. running always feels like a bother until about the second mile and then it just keeps getting better unless you go hard or far enough to get blisters. the fact that you have no idea is pretty tell tale that you werent serious at all. as a sincere appeal please dont paint your failure on people that might enjoy it but arent sure

>> No.9764814

>>9764782
People who work out regularly have a higher IQ than the average population. I'm sorry you resent people who accomplish things you are too weak to do yourself.

>> No.9764828

>>9764814
Citation please.

>>9764782
I like your cynicism, anon. It is the main driving force of change. I salute you.

>> No.9764851

Being healthy is for normalfags.

>> No.9764856

>>9764828
http://www.livestrong.com/article/543538-does-exercise-affect-intelligence/

>> No.9764867

>>9764805
I don't know the people who are in this thread certainly have that feeling to them.
>>9764811
Well of course I didn't care, but I did exercise every week over a semester and I hated it. I just didn't want to put out figures and listen to you faggots screech about them being inaccurate. Like this for example >>9764800 or this >>9764804.

I imagine for an hour long jog what 4 miles? How many weeks are in a semester? Just how much exercise is required to reach this point? As much as it takes?
>>9764814
Again why would anyone want to become a person who says shit like this? That's an awfully negative sentiment. What's a few IQ points anyway? After all if the correlation was reversed you wouldn't accept it as an excuse to NOT exercise.
>>9764828
Hey thanks!

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>>9764867
runners high is about heart rate and cardiovascular exertion you could walk to the moon and never get it. if i was going to be honest i would tell you that what youre saying is really stupid but you would somehow correlate that to dismiss the fact that exercise can have a positive effect for anyone. frankly i dont give a shit if youre trolling or being honest i take this seriously since you might convince someone to not do something that would help them feel more awesome and that is the only negative thing happening in this thread

>> No.9764912

>>9764867
>What's a few IQ points anyway?
Being intelligent is a good thing. It helps people understand the world.

>> No.9764924

>>9764910
>feel more awesome
Exercise is painful, when does it ever get good? Unless the pain is good part?

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There is a serious case of little bitch syndrome ITT. We need a heavy dose of Zyzz to stop the infection from spreading.

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>> No.9764933

>>9764924
>Exercise is painful, when does it ever get good?
Two years was enough for me.

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>> No.9764943

>>9764928
how does it make you feel that a weak nerd like Bill Gates passes his genes while your faggot dies young without progeny?

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>> No.9764939

>>9764928
>>9764930
Exercise will kill you like this guy.

OP confirmed for trying to get rid of truNEETs with mind trinks.

Don't fall for it /jp/sies!

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>>9764943
Zyzz inseminated hundreds of chicks, more than Bill Gates ever will. Raising children is for betas.

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>>9764924
its not you honestly just have to stick with it and actually try anyone who says otherwise is denying science

physical pleasure - http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/6091217
being awesome - http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC474733/

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>> No.9764951

>>9764943
/jp/er talking about passing on genes lel

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>> No.9764960

>>9764951
It passes more often into your mom's mouth every night, I'll admit.

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We're healthy, thank you.

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>> No.9764971

>implying I care enough to improve myself
Fuck that.

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also if you are actually experiencing legitimate pain during an exercise please stop immediately and start researching because you are doing something wrong with your form or routine

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Pokemon Diamond was shit.

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dat trigger discipline

>> No.9764985

>>9764971
Who are you quoting?

>> No.9764988

>>9764979

Google maps did a thorough job

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Do you even lift?

>> No.9764995

>>9764910
>more awesome
God I hate the word awesome. What derivative drivel. Everyone who says shit like "my only fault? being too awesome" is usually some variation of awful fucking person.

I'm sure they'll be really happy when they try and give up, now that is the best feeling in the world.
>>9764947
Maybe it was like that one anime they had to go back in the past to kill him.

>> No.9764997

>>9764984
Well, he is Australian so I can't really hold that against him.

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>>9764995
You sound like a happy person.

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If you aren't jacked and aesthetic as HELL you need to get out of /jp/. If you're currently working on it you can stay.

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>>9764995
sorry brohan /jp/ is for awesome people only go be useless somewhere else

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wud suck babos pale cock

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>>9764939
>>9764943

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>> No.9765021

if you dont lift, get out of /jp/

>> No.9765022

>>9765001
Why does everyone have to be enraptured all the time? I'd rather feel like shit than be full of shit.

>>9765010
The idea of worth that gives you value has got to be a highly skewed one. Whatever I guess once you've spammed enough pictures it will somehow make this something more than a thread where a bunch of self important cunts preach for their own satisfaction.

>> No.9765025

>>9765021
Does it count if I only lift my own bodyweight?

>> No.9765035

>>9765021
I lift difficult theoretical mathematical principles with my mind every day, does that count?

>> No.9765029

>>9765025
By that definition I'm an Olympic level athlete.

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Do not stand at my grave and weep,
I am not there; I do not sleep.
I am a thousand pounds of whey,
I am the oats that start your day,
I am the squats down to the grass,
I am the gains in your muscle mass.
When your strength begins to drift
I am the rush that helps you lift
Of helpful bros that inspire.
I am your charm when the bunnies mire.
Do not stand at my grave and cry,
I am not there; I did not die.

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>>9765022
Cry about your shitty life elsewhere, falseNEET. Only alpha males allowed on /jp/.

>> No.9765042

>>9765035
I lift difficult physics principles with my mind, and HEAVY ASS WEIGHT GET OUT OF /jp/

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>>9765022
buddhist monks exercise why dont you? please reply this is hilarious

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>> No.9765050

>>9765045
>this is hilarious
It's not.

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I'll work out.. tomorrow.
I'll start my diet.. tomorrow.

If you do this you are beta as HELL.

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/jp/ after the gym

>> No.9765072

>>9765045
Buddhist monks do a lot of things. I mean do you meditate everyday? There are just as many stupid studies and bullshit stating it has innumerable benefits as there are for exercise. So why don't you do it, you should do it, go and do it, do it right now blah blah blah.

Honestly I'm glad you've started to enjoy yourself but as you do you're no longer behaving like an asshole and losing my interest, sorry.

>>9765050
Oh well if he can make this into a positive thing in his mind let him. He can play it all off as a clever troll that I fell for, I don't give a shit.

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/jp/ before the gym

>> No.9765068

When will Zyzz come back?

>> No.9765080

>>9765076
This is fantastic baby talk and you are really good at it.

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>>9765072
Shut up you fucking nerd, you're getting beta virgin all over the place.

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>> No.9765092

Why did that guy name himself after a rush song anyway?

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>>9765080
Sorry, I don't speak loser.

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>>9765092
He didn't.
Aziz
Ziz
Zyzz

Please stop being dense.

>> No.9765106

le janitor face

>> No.9765107

>>9765092
he's a nerd

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>>9765072
i actually do meditate because it makes me feel good checkmate sperglord

>> No.9765113

>>9765094
The guy next to him looks so ashamed.

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>>9765107

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>>9765113
He's intimidated. When betas are around alphas like Zyzz and me they look away and down to show submissiveness.

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zyzz ass slappity slap slap~

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That feel when you scrolled past this thread a zillion times on /jp/ frontpage and didn't realize it was a /jp/ NEET hikokirimori lifestyle feel thread just hiding under your nose.

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A classic.

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Don't do cocaine.

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>> No.9765153

>>9765115
Replace it with whatever ridiculous bullshit you want to proselytize about. We can go into specifics about how much you meditate. Why haven't you reached enlightenment etc, etc, etc. A meditation could be just as fucking irritating as your average health nut, but they're not, what's the point in trying to trick people into something they need to actually dedicate themselves to?

The list really goes on and on, lucid dreaming, colonics, foot baths. No one should be guilted or fooled into doing anything.

You've just mistaken yourself for a good person, so you think you have some kind of duty to other people. But in reality you're just an annoying pissant.

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R.I.P. Suigin
1995-2012

>> No.9765161

>>9765153
*meditation advocate

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>>9765153
Keep crying loser, you tears are my sustenance.

>> No.9765167

>>9765162
Keep doing ... whatever it is you think you're doing.

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>>9765167
Don't give orders to your superiors.

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DRAWN INTO THE BACKDROP HERE YOU CAN FADE YOU CAN FADE AWAY

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>>9765153
cool dude i hope at some point you realize you attacked a post trying to help people. maybe when you hit 20 and your hormones start to settle down you can think of a way to help people understand if being miserable all the time is right for them

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xtT7BOtymsU

>> No.9765186

I can't be bothered exercising or learning if I'm doing it for vain reasons

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dont be a bully muscle man. Muscle mangaka Rawrrr..

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>>9765186
No, that's just a way you frame your excuses.

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>> No.9765210

Go back to dead, Zyzz.

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>>9765204
that wasn't an excuse that was a pretty clear admission brosef

>> No.9765213

>>9765204
that's hard to take seriously when you're posting zyzz pictures

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>>9765211
He just tells himself he's above working about to look good because he knows if he tried he'd fail.

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>>9765225
no he just said he cant be assed

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>>9765236
In a holier-than-thou not worth my time way. Do I have to beat some sense into you queer?

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>> No.9765249

>>9765242
your insecurity is making you try to read between lines that dont exist. i dont think you want to start anything with me

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dat v

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>>9765249
how about you read my dick in your mouth girly-boy

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Why don't you have a gf?

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