/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

what's the first thing you would do if you were magically turned into a girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9762410
umm.... *^^*

shower and
dress up in cute clothes~

[Anonymous No.]

>>9762410
Every normal and even some of us can answer the exact same thing. Go to a mirror and masturbate.

[Anonymous No.]

troll 4chan

[Anonymous No.]

find a mirror? idk

[Anonymous No.]

Wear a cute dress in a park or something.

[None !Nipaa0mi0. No.]

>>9762410
Become a master debater.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9762417
I thought you were a gurl sparky.....

[Anonymous No.]

dp myself with dildo up ass and fingers in pussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>9762430
Toads aren't lizards per se...

[None !Nipaa0mi0. No.]

Or maybe go for a ride on a train so that I can get gang-raped by all the male passengers.

[Anonymous No.]

Wish I was a boy

[Anonymous No.]

>>9762430
>I thought you were a gurl sparky.....
my spirit is one!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>9762452

long time, no see sparky~
how are you?

yours truly,
sieken

[Anonymous No.]

>>9762460

[Anonymous No.]

>>9762410
Finaly I don't need clothes anymore!

[Anonymous No.]

>>9762466

; ~;

[Anonymous No.]

You guys are impractical. First you'd need to go out and get like tampons, birth control, change your driver's license. All that shit!

[Anonymous No.]

>>9762448
Huh, I heard of this but it looks better than I expected.

Gotta download it.

[Anonymous No.]

Breathe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9762466
Is anything bad happened to you sparkley?
if you can't cheer up or take it easy, try using a little drugs
maybe it works

[Anonymous No.]

>>9762472
This, you would have to worry about social security and pretty much everything else like that too. Might as well just stay male

[Anonymous No.]

Go tell mother her son is no more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9762480
I mean people can already change their gender if they're transgender? Couldn't I just do that. I'd probably still dress like a guy most of the time.

[Anonymous No.]

Suddenly magically turning into a girl would be really problematic. On the other hand, if I could have a doctor sign a form stating that I had a sex change operation under the law of the state I live in I can legally change my name and gender and even get a new birth certificate.

After the paperwork is all settled I can live my life free of the pain of being a barbaric monster.

[Anonymous No.]

Ask the dude with the magic to give me a penis.

[Anonymous No.]

Honestly? I'd blast my favorite denpa playlist and do silly dances for hours!
I regularly do this, but I imagine it would be way more appropriate and fun if I was in fact a girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9762473
The CG quality is great. It's my favorite genderbending nukige.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9762491
>the pain of being a barbaric monster.
thats my life's pain

[Anonymous No.]

>>9762475
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snWMl6bW21U

[Anonymous No.]

>>9762502
How is it beyond the CGs? Also what is it called?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9762466
for my dear friend sparky~

[Anonymous No.]

That feel when you can no longer be a registered citizen and you're labelled an illegal immigrant so you try to explain yourself to the authorities and they contact the National Institute for Paranormal Activities and they hunt you down to try and extract magic from you and you get gang raped by fifty nigger scientists and you can't say anything because they're black and also you're a girl and nobody listens to girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9762510
Passion of Dr. Makoto. Now we just need to know where to find it!

[Anonymous No.]

Be a shy highschooler~

[Anonymous No.]

>>9762510
Makoto-sensei no Juunan.

Male schoolteacher gets turned into a woman. Three routes that pretty much end with her being a sex-slave that's addicted to cocks. That's pretty much my fetish so I loved it.

[Anonymous No.]

Why are you so obsessed with genderbending, Jessica?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9762475
>if you can't cheer up or take it easy, try using a little drugs
wwww yakui i need alot of drugs ;_;
>>9762512
i can't!! my pain is soo intense

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>>9762504
>>9762491
I like being a barbaric monster...

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>>9762517
Eh thanks, maybe I'll think about it, it's not really my fetish. But, I remember finding Milkpot sort of endearing. The VA in it was just fucking hilarious too "chinpo chinpo chinpo~~~"

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>>9762530

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>>9762529
I feel really sad for you, friend sparky. sorry if I can't help you

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>>9762513
Seriously this is the first that that always runs in my mind when I see these threads.

I don't know how everyone jumps straight to masturbation.
You just lost your identity unless the magic includes a set of ID & for everyone who knew you to have always magically identified you as a woman.

You won't be able to get a normal job or even a place to stay.

why am I so serious?

[Anonymous No.]

Please don't encourage my friends to do drugs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9762552
is that cat crying??? wtf

[Anonymous No.]

>>9762552
please go to
>>9762506

to see how i ezactly feel

[Anonymous No.]

Kill myself, for becoming the lesser gender.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9762568
Real life doesn't work the same way it does in the movies, because that would be a logistical nightmare. Unless you live in a country with a national ID scheme, you'll manage. Biggest threat would be your social security or national insurance stuff, but you can always just say you changed gender. To face the least amount of prejudice, say you were born a girl but *changed* your name to John Smith, and that it was just a phase and you intend to change it back.

[Anonymous No.]

"Hello Mr Shopkeeper, can I have some alcohol? :3c"
"Sorry little girl, but alcohol is for grown-ups."
"B-but I have an ID!"
"Sorry, but this is some fat neckbeard's ID. I'll tell you what, I'll let you have a lollipop!"

PROS:
Free lollipop.

CONS:
No alcohol ever again.

[White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ No.]

I'd dress up in a Cirno costume and hunt down you NEETs and make you have sex with me.

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>>9762410
Try to figure out how to explain this shit and not have my family ridicule and disown me. Also call my military recruiter and explain we'll have to do all the paper again.

Failing that, steal money out of my mother's account and run away to Canada or somewhere up north.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9762597
Protip:
That lollipop was his penis

[Anonymous No.]

>>9762603
D:

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>>9762597
If you like alcohol so much, why don't you have any stored up?

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>>9762603

fuk off with ur spoilurs

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>>9762610
That's actually a very good question, and not one I have an answer to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9762597
>>9762610
If you're transformed into a girl so little that people are giving you lollipops you could easily get wrecked on your choice of 10% alcohol cough syrups.

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>>9762613
no

[Anonymous No.]

Am I the only person who would go into hyper-moral mode and *avoid* any sort of sexual stuff or abuse of my new girl powers, even though there's not really anything ethically wrong with that?

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>>9762583

[Anonymous No.]

>>9762615
>wrecked

or aye ew me marra jonny gans ew m8 ave got some listerine do u wan ne and a gans or aye marra howay n he gives iz some rite and am like wor ew its propa strong stuff this lyk and am mortal after only two bottles
it was well buzzin

[Anonymous No.]

Since I turned into a girl magically I'll assume I'm extremely cute and with a sexy body. If that were the case then I'd likely stay in my room and do nothing all day, same as always.

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>>9762621
I don't think I'd become a cumslut, but I can't believe you would have a look or feel! I mean is your brain reverting to a female libido or something? That's the question! With my current libido I'd be all over myself.

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>>9762621
No it seems logical considering what the consequences would be if you acted insensibly and the magic didn't reverse. Although turning back might be horrible too if you've already been engaged inside, so to speak.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9762625
I want to have sex with sparky's mouth.

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>>9762631
I seriously don't know what is with these guys who think they're some higher form of life for not drinking ever but sitting in their rooms jacking off to loli.

I'm saying at 50 lbs. or whatever you'd barely be able to drink beer much less liquor. Sorry if in your retard brain you think the use of "wrecked" somehow related to bro culture.

[Anonymous No.]

get doubles

[Anonymous No.]

>>9762660
>bro culture

u w0t m8?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9762660

[Anonymous No.]

>>9762655
too CRAZY


me in an ae-86 liSTening to

[Anonymous No.]

>>9762680
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yW4o8D0A-kU

song wwww

[Anonymous No.]

>>9762680
Sparky is my sexual fantasy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9762689
>Sparky is my sexual fantasy.
w-w-w-why?.....

[Anonymous No.]

>>9762689
me behind mcfly

[Anonymous No.]

>>9762679
I guess in addition I'll never understand this desire for the internet and all internet discussions to be a collection of people waggling their eye brows at the monitor completely devoid of any sort of investment.

As if anger or frustration aren't meaningful things which lead to good posts. Just because you get upset and shit post doesn't mean everyone does.

[Anonymous No.]

Panic because my clothes wouldn't fit and someone would probably see me and not recognize me. considering my health I'd be an ugly girl anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

Probably rub my clit until it was raw. I can think of so many first things that I would want to do.

[Anonymous No.]

I would find another girl and learn how to become a classy lady.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9762708
>my clothes wouldn't fit

Just wear one of your xxxxxxl shirts, Tubby McLargefat

[Anonymous No.]

>>9762721

I wasn't aware your clothes would fit on a little girl.

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>>9762703
Personally, I just get upset and have to fight back tears.

[Anonymous No.]

Hey, faglords, OP said "a girl", not a "a little girl". Fucking idiots.

[Anonymous No.]

First, I'd go to a hair stylist and get a hime-cut. Then I'd go to the mall to buy some cute clothes and accessories.

I'm going to be the prettiest girl on /jp/! Hell yeah!

[Anonymous No.]

Eat a whole bushel of apples

[Anonymous No.]

>>9762729
That's because my clothes are tailored to fit a human body, not an obese manwhale who wears parachutes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9762749
no i whould be wwww

[Anonymous No.]

I would dance
Then I would panic

[【スパーキー④】⚡ No.]

why do people want to fuck me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9762758

So you are a 5 foot manlet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9762823
No I'm 6' tall and 155 lbs.

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>>9762660
I think his problem was your choice of wording, not alcohol in general.
Over here, it's a pretty "chavvy" choice of words, but given his choice of words he might have been talking about Abos or something else entirely.

[Anonymous No.]

Do ass to ass with hot lesbian college girls.

[Anonymous No.]

I'd finally get to be cool and cute at the same time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9762878
Don't you mean cool and spicy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9762893

No, I'm not very spicy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9762410
>CTRL + F
>Mansturbate
>0 results
I'm proud /jp/.

Also I'd dress cute and look for boys ! きゃああああ～！

[Anonymous No.]

>>9762908
see
>>9762713

[Anonymous No.]

Cry.
It's what I've always wanted, and for it to happen would be a true miracle.
With my vision blurry, and my clothes soaked in tears, I would just lie on the floor for hours, thinking about all the cute things I want to do.
I... Fuck, now I've started imagining it...

[Anonymous No.]

>>9762922
You're not alone...

[【スパーキー④】⚡ No.]

>>9762908
>
>Also I'd dress cute and look for boys ! きゃああああ～！


*^^*

[Anonymous No.]

Astounding quality thread.

[Anonymous No.]

I'd probably be disappointed.
From my fantasies, I imagine a girl''s body is extremely fuwa fuwa and kimochi. A real girl's body would probably be extremely gross.

[【スパーキー④】⚡ No.]

>>9762925
>>9762922

[Anonymous No.]

kuhwhy threads

[Anonymous No.]

>>9762410

Stick everything I can in me.

anal beads in the ass, ram dildo up there @ the same time.

I got some other ideas but yeah.

[Anonymous No.]

some EPIC as hell /soc/ posters in this thread. Welcome to /jp/ guys!

>>9762660
>>9762703

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>>9762932
omg wtf...

[Anonymous No.]

Proceed with the everyday plan. Be pretty...

[Anonymous No.]

Wear cute frilly clothes and admire myself in the mirror.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9762502
Where did you hear of this game? There was a period of time where I suggested it a lot when people asked for VNs a while ago. I agree, the CG is amazing. Too bad it's short and there's no route where you escape unscathed. I was playing it at first to see if I could do that.

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>>9762922
I always thought of how great it'd be if it would happen, and how great everything would be, but you made me realize that that would be my first reaction.

[Anonymous No.]

I'd dress myself up in pretty clothes!

[Anonymous No.]

Happily live my new life as I have always wanted to be a pretty girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9762983
Your shitposting isn't very cute and sounds real forceful.
Are you sure your from jp

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>>9763593
I was here when you were still posting in RP threads on neopets forums.

[Anonymous No.]

Permanently? I'd panic. I would be unable to use my ID, my family wouldn't recognize me, I'd no longer be able to support myself and find work... I'd be like an immigrant, completely outside of society, with no way to prove I've undergone even basic education.

I'd be fucked.

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>>9763598
I'm still doing that.

[Anonymous No.]

I'd cry. Not for the same reasons as >>9762922. More because I'm forever stuck in the body of a woman. I'm weaker, people wouldn't take me seriously and worst of all, I'd bleed and have cramps at least once a month. Sure, it's be nice to feel the pleasure of being cummed inside, but then what? Live the rest of my life in an inferior body? Absolutely not.

Make it so I can switch between a male and female body and I'll change my mind about this.

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>>9763701
Honestly how often do you use your physical strength or get taken seriously in an average day?

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>>9763789
I get taken seriously often, though you're right about the physical strenght part. Still, periods are far too big a catch for me to even consider wanting to be permanently stuck as a girl.

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>>9763801
It can't be too bad, considering girls haven't been committing collective suicides because of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9763861
so you can stalk and rape her?
yeah, buddy. I'm onto your little plan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9763861
That's because they've never been men.

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>>9763887
You... Have a point. However, they didn't have periods when they were very young, so they still know what it's like not having to deal with it.
>>9763874
Yeaaah

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>>9763910
>However, they didn't have periods when they were very young, so they still know what it's like not having to deal with it.

Why do you think (most) little girls are nice and kind but then grow into insufferable bitches? It all starts with the period talk given by their mothers.

[Amarin !!qUgW4NZcr4x No.]

>>9762419
But of course! I'd shower and dress up in cute clothes first, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9764005
I wonder if since I like stockings as a fetish if I wouldn't mind wearing them ... if I was magically transformed into a girl that is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9763910
There's pills to make the cramps and shit go away. They're pretty fucking expensive but they are certainly useful. You have nothing to fear

[Anonymous No.]

I'd become /jp/'s new attention whore

[Anonymous No.]

Post on /jp/ about how I am a girl and silly boys should not hit on me. It seems like people can see right through my lies, but when it's true, I should be able to convince everyone it's true as well! Then I would enjoy making lots of boys fall for me online because I am a girl. I would use voice chat programs. It would be lots of fun to have them all love me without me loving them. And as a girl I could fall in love with some boys online and I wouldn't have to be embarrassed about it because they would all like me just because I was a girl!

[Anonymous No.]

>>9764214
>flawessvictory.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

Cry over my lack of physical strength, stature and career opportunities. No one takes or will take bitches seriously, regardless of what feminists want you to believe. I also now have to deal with pretty much becoming unwanted at age 40, old men have it so much better.

Dicks are nice too.

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>>9762410
I'd post semi lewd pictures of myself in a frilly outfit on /jp/ to make everyone mad jelly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9764214
i wish i knew a cool nerdy girl i could play games and chat with. i don't give a shit if she was 500 pounds as long as she was funny and intelligent.

[Anonymous No.]

I would spend my autismbucks on cute skirts and stockings and take semi-lewd pictures for /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

Probaly yell ¨I WANT MY COCK BACK!!!¨ and cry over being trapped in shitty weak body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9764347
I just pictured a little girl yelling that and I can't stop laugh

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>>9764315
It's funny you mention weight only. It seems like girls only need to be thin to be considered attractive. And even then it doesn't matter as much.

But can a fat male ever find love ? If he isn't rich that is. I find it doubtful. So just by turning into a girl when you are thin, it is a big advantage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9764443
im a girl and thin but im pretty sure im still unattractive

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>>9764494
Don't worry, it turns out that as you get older the ugly people you never invested any time into aren't as ugly as they appear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9764494
This is the punishment for being impure.

[Anonymous No.]

Kill a bunch of children.

[Anonymous No.]

I would decree that the Agriculture Ministry be put in charge of Gundam.