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9760993 No.9760993[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

>go to movie tonight or yesterday as of now
>sit down in middle row like a boss waiting for movie to start
>smoker sits right in front of me, immediately inhale second hand smoke
>movie completely ruined right there,but i was willing to still enjoy it
>some bitchy teenage girls decide to sit behind me one of them said "Look at that guy over there with his hoodie on"
>Suddenly i go full misogynist mode
>FUCK YOU FUCKING STUPID SLUT BITCHES
>they laugh at me as i storm out of the movie theater spaghetti trailing behind me

tl;dr don't smoke

>> No.9760998

Where do you live that smoking inside is allowed?

>> No.9761003

Who are you quoting?

>> No.9761007

>go to a movie
>everything is in french, english subtitles
>every time someone speaks yell WHO ARE YOU QUOTING?!?
>everyone in theater laughs
>president hangs a gold medal around my erect dick after we all get out of the movie
>just another day.exe

>> No.9761014
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9761014

I wear my hoodie up all the time too. Are you copying my style or something OP?

>> No.9761015

who are you quoting and where the fuck do you live that allows indoor smoking

>> No.9761016
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9761016

>>9761007

>> No.9761020

>>9761016
I also forgot to mention that I live in Florida and the President lives in Washington, DC but my dick is thousands of miles long while erect so it was np, he didn't even need to leave his office.

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9761027

>>9761020

>> No.9761035

>>9760998
This.
Where?

Oh who am I kidding, the story is probably fake anyways.

>> No.9761045

>>9761035

Of course it is. What kind of stupid faggot goes to a cinema when you can download all your entertainment?

>> No.9761047

>>9761045
your mom

>> No.9761075

>>9761007
10/10

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