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I need you to either talk me into being social or talk me out of getting trolled, /jp/. /adv/ was no help and I'd like a second opinion. So third week of college, Friday night at 11:30, I'm sitting here in the library playing visual novels and a 7/10 girl who I've never met before sits down and invites me to a senior house party off campus. I told her I had "some things to get done", hoping to slip back to my dorm room once she left, but she said she's meeting up with friends here and that I should come along if I get done by the time they get here. I've never been to a party before. 7/10 girl is currently sitting in the lobby across from me as I type this, and smiling when she catches me looking at her. I have a girlfriend. I've made pretty much no friends here yet. Wat do?

>> No.9760516
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>> No.9760521

Get drunk and get the fuck off /jp/, this is actually the best advice anyone could give you. Please delete your thread while you're at it.

>> No.9760524

>I'm sitting here in the library playing visual novels

For some reason, I think you just made that up so it would "fit" into /jp/.

>> No.9760525

Ignore her completely.

You don't need friends--you have us.

>> No.9760526

>>>/adv/
>>>/r9k/
>>>/b/
>>>/an/
>>>/v/

>> No.9760537

>>9760524

>>>/adv/10738808

>> No.9760542

>>9760524
I don't know why I feel the need to defend myself, but I do. >>>/vg/14508179 I'm the idiot trying to get DirectX to work with virtualbox.

>> No.9760547

>>9760542

it's because you're pathetic and want to defend your ~e-kred~

>> No.9760553

>>9760512
Just go with her.

Best case scanario she gets with you, worst case you at least get to leech off their free booze.

Do it.

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>> No.9760560

>>9760521
>>9760537
>>9760553
Goddamn, fucking /jp/ is telling me to socialize. I suppose I don't have any other options.

>> No.9760569

>>9760560
/jp/ isn't /r9k/.
We've surpassed the need for human contact. We find it quaint, not repulsive. We see it as instead of taking the bus somewhere, you walk. Why you would want to walk 5 miles for no real reason is beyond us, but if you want to do it, go for it.

>> No.9760572

>>9760560
What the fuck was that, you little bitch? You think we're all a bunch of loner nerds here or something? Get lost you fucking loser.

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>>9760560
I just want you to fuck off and delete your shit thread while you're at it. Have fun anonymous ;_;

>> No.9760578

>>9760512
I can't decide if you're the worse kind of normal an autist. but since you're autistically asking for social advice on /jp/ like we could help you, i'm going to have to assume you don't fit in here and should gtfo promptly

>> No.9760594

>>9760554
>>9760569
>>9760572
>>9760578
aaaaaaaaand this is why I love you guys.

>>9760577
Especially you.

Thanks again!

>> No.9760605

OP what the fuck do you think is going to happen if you go to a party? Are you usually a social person? Do you actually think things will be different this time and you'll fit in with the normalfags? Save yourself the embarrassment and go back to your room.

>> No.9760617

>>9760605
>fit in with the normalfags
did you even read the OP? he is a normalfag:
>I have a girlfriend.

>> No.9760622

It's a trap. She's trying to lure you to a secluded place so her 5 roid-monkey manfriends can pummel the shit out of you.

>> No.9760620

You'd seriously think someone playing visual novels at the library would just not give a fuck and do what he wanted, regardless of the consequences.

>> No.9760627

>>9760526
>/an/
Heh.

>> No.9760640

>>9760512
>I have a girlfriend
>sitting in the library playing VNs
>hot girl hits on you and you need to come to /jp/ for advice

Your shit doesn't make any sense OP.
Please go kill yourself. Thanks.

>> No.9760656

>>9760640
Playing VNs seems to have become a hit with the /vg/ crowd
nothing's safe

>> No.9760690

>>9760656
is it an ok board? i've never gone but if it's tarred with the same brush as /v/ i'm sure it's horrible.

>> No.9760697

>>9760690
It's a big circlejerk of bad taste from what I hear.

>> No.9760707

>>9760656

That's why I only play VN's that aren't translated.

Fuck those plebs.

>> No.9760710

>>9760690
/vg/ was made for the same exactly reason /vp/ was. It's simply a cancer sponge board, don't ever touch it.
However /v/ is looking decent after /vg/ was made.

>> No.9760725

>>9760710
>It's simply a cancer sponge board
unlike /jp/

>> No.9760967

College student here. It's possible to live a perfectly normal live along side your 2D hobbies, even though you can't have the best of both worlds unless you stick to one (or unless you're willing to settle for emotionally stable and/or fat chicks or get lucky). Just keep the 2D world separate in all of your interactions, have a few drinks, and ambiguate the subject of your hobbies if it comes up.

As long as you can get into the atmosphere, you can party. As long as you can do that, then you'll get right in. Being assertive is probably the more important part.

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Filthy casual normal

>> No.9761057

>>9760697
>from what I hear
Sums up how reliable /jp/'s opinions on other boards tend to be.

>> No.9761074

>>9760967
>>>/r9k/
>>>/soc/

If you're doing those things and actually owning up to it and being proud of it rather than considering it shameful on this board, then please kindly talk about those activities on other boards, and not /jp/.

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>>9761074
Oh? That's fair enough.

Though to my defense I spend like all of my free time playing untranslated eroge. I just also happen to be a student. I'll keep shit like this off in the future though, it's irrelevant after all. Sorry to trouble you.

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