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The previous thread is past the bump limit.

Please tell us about your day.

>> No.9755839

I did nothing of importance.

>> No.9755846

Had dinner with the gf. She was nagging about something but I wasn't paying attention since I fucking around on /jp/ on my iPhone.

>> No.9755849

Going to fap to Orin now and blow out a huge load

>> No.9755853

Today I'll be studying vector calculus for 6 hours. After that I might do some coding or knock myself out with a box of wine.

>> No.9755854

I had a low grade fever, so I spent most of the day wondering if I was going to throw up. So far, no.

>> No.9755861
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9755861

Desperately looking for a job. Hope wanes.

>> No.9755867

I slept in till 4pm and skipped all my classes today.

>> No.9755870

what kind of pathetic control freak are you deleting the 4 existing topics just so you can make this? do you even have two brain cells to rub together in that deformed down syndrome head of yours?'

just looking at your face must be revolting. i'm sure people give you looks of pure disgust daily so you want to try and micromanage others online since in real life you're not even viewed as a human by your peers.

>> No.9755875

>>9755870
This is hilarious. Please post more insults.

>> No.9755886
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>>9755870
i am going to ignore basically all of your post but if you imply that i have anything to do with being the janitor again i swear to kamisama that i will snap your spine and choke you to death on your own dick

>> No.9755891

I was invited to a party today by my personal Obi-Wan at work. It's on saturday.
I'm 21 years old and have never to a party. I've only gone out twice in my entire life and that was just with one friend.
I'm freaking out due to the fact I know I have to go because the people who are there also work at the same place I do and will be insulted. I am astronomically fucked.

On the non-shitposting side of the spectrum, I'm trying to decide which tea to order from yuuki-cha. I keep checking for a tea thread on /jp/, but I haven't seen one in forever. I'm familiar with sencha and will likely go with that just so I can start regularly drinking tea again, but I want to eventually branch out into the other types.

I also need to practice my STGs and do my reps(although it's been years since I've done Kana, so I'll most likely have to relearn those as well), but haven't due to the fact that I can't get jack shit done without a planned schedule.

As pathetic as this sounds, is there some kind of /jp/ approved planner that I can start using?

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9755892

Busy with school, work and my gf but I'm tired and lazy. I am SUCH a NEET.

>> No.9755903
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9755903

I just took some Dexedrine. I'm about to dance in my room for about four hours.

>> No.9755908

>>9755886
the 4 other NEET topics which had it in the first lines of the thread all disappeared once the janitor appeared and yours just magically is accepted?

i'm just content knowing that as long as there's suffering in the world i can comfortably know you're miserable and not even loved by your family.

>> No.9755909

>>9755870
That is messed up, being ugly is no choice, my friend. Be a bigger man, and be empathetic as rage will get you nowhere.

>> No.9755910

>>9755903
I would love to try LSD or 2C-i had I the means to locate them.

>> No.9755916
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9755916

>that feel when girls only want rich guys
>that feel when you're a hard working neet who makes minimum wage and has no gf
>that feel when no gf

>> No.9755917

>>9755916
le voldemort face

>> No.9755920
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>>9755903
wwww you like meth like drugs too ? wwww

>> No.9755921

>>9755916
Are you the guy in the back pestering the other guy?

>> No.9755927
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>>9755916
I know that feel bro.

>> No.9755933

>>9755921
That's not a guy.

>> No.9755938
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>>9755910

Same here.

>>9755920

Yes, I love them very much. I also love you.

It's starting to kick in, TIME TO DANCE!

See you later!

>> No.9755943

It was my mom's birthday. I spent some autismbux on a card and some flowers for her. We had chicken, rice and a salad for dinner. She packed up the leftovers for me to take home as usual. She also gave me a couple Blue Moon Pumpkin Ales, which I am enjoying as I type. I'm trying to go to sleep earlier and wake up earlier, so I hope the beers will help me to sleep.

>> No.9755944

who wants 2 suck my cock

>> No.9755950

Beware of wisdom teeth, /jp/. I had one come in and it was awful. I kid you not, it was actually perpendicular to how a tooth should be orientated, and it crushed the tooth in front of it. They both had to be removed. It cost 400$, but I was in so much pain that I had to pay. There goes next years fig and music budget. Shikata ga nai I suppose.

Then I went to get it pulled, the dentist put me under some nitric gas or something, and it felt very weird. I felt like I was floating and everything was good. He pulled and grinded on my teeth and I couldn't have cared less.

Anyway, after it was all over, I was prescribed some hydrocodon. My father tells me that it's similar to vikadin, and when he was on it for a motorcycle crash, he was so out of it that he was literally drooling. Can anyone tell me about it?

>> No.9755953

>>9755944
You do.

>> No.9755955
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9755955

No actual neets in a neet thread, ever.

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9755956

>>9755938
!!!!

I love you too!!

come to my IRC!

http://www.yotsubano.me/cgiirc

>> No.9755961

>>9755944
u poz?

>> No.9755963

>>9755950
I got my wisdom teeth taken out in high school. I used to have them in a bag but I lost them it seems.

Why haven't we evolutioned wisdom teeth away anyways? I'm sure those haven't been useful since we were apes.

>> No.9755965

who wants me 2 suck their cock

>> No.9755967

>>9755955
NEET is a status, not a personality or lifestyle.

>> No.9755970

>>9755950
Sell the drugs and remake the money for your figs.

It's the only way.

>> No.9755974

>>9755967
That's why NEET threads should be banned and only truNEET threads should be allowed.

>> No.9755977

>>9755965
You do.

>> No.9755978

>>9755963
No evolutionary pressure I suppose.

>>9755970
I can't sell drugs. I could barely talk to the receptionist at the dentist's office, much less negotiate money with some dope fiends.

>> No.9755986
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9755986

I regularly act like a cool and edgy faggot until I meet someone even cooler and edgier than myself online and realize what a childish piece of shit I am. I know tomorrow I'll be right back at it.

How can I change?

>> No.9755987

>>9755974
“truNEET” is a nonsense term that has no actual merit.

>> No.9755988

>>9755974
truNEET threads are just the vastly uglier cousin of NEET threads.
That solves nothing and if anything makes things worse.

>shit in the bottle piss on the floor xD

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>>9755965
are you cute

>> No.9755996

>>9755988
>jobs and gfs XD

>> No.9755999

Wrote my Congress, Senate, and House reps about the need to decrease funding for the mentally disabled. And increase the requirements for said autismbux.

>> No.9756002

>>9755978
There's always Silkroad. Most of the people on there don't seem to get caught.

>> No.9756005

>>9755988
Those threads at least serve a satirical purpose unlike these mundane twitteresque dumps and depressive whining circlejerks.

>> No.9756008

>>9755996
>anyone with employment must be a dat feel /r9k/ shitposter! to have a job but have the habits and hobbies of a NEET is absolutely impossible!

>> No.9756014

>>9756005
You're a satirical purpose.

>> No.9756019
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9756019

Is there such a disease whose symptoms include debilitating cowardice and constantly running away from responsibility?

>> No.9756015

>>9756002
The deepweb and the preperation required for it has always intimidated me.

>>9756005
Funny you should say that, because most of the blogging I see comes from the tryhard truNEETs.

>> No.9756016

>>9755955
I'm a NEET. That is to say, I am Not Employed or currently enrolled in a formal Educational institution or work Training program.
>spend day reading about the bittorrent protocol and random articles on lwn
>spend night drinking beer and watching generic anime
Today was ok.

>> No.9756020

Did neet threads move here when normal people invaded /r9k/?

>> No.9756023

>>9756008
Please don't bring your autistic /v/ meme arrows here to /jp/.

>> No.9756028

>>9755986
It's funny because I honestly think that getting laid could cure the problem.

>> No.9756024
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9756024

I garnered up the motivation to play MGS4 again after 4 years. I rarely ever play the games I buy anymore... I still carry a sense of guilt that I should be doing something more productive. Normal day.

>> No.9756025

>>9756019
It's called being a faggot.
It's ok, you're home now.
>>9756020
You must be new here.

>> No.9756026

>>9756023
It's funny you should use that term.

>> No.9756029

>>9755999
I did that once, but they all just wrote back to tell me that they were going to do the opposite. They also signed me up for their newsletters which google always flags as spam.

>>9756002
I always end up doing very bad things when I'm on Tor. I don't trust my self control. I think I'll just keep the pills. I'll try them tomorrow night.

>> No.9756030

>>9756015
Well, whatever then.

At least you can use them recreationally, so that's something.

>> No.9756036

>>9756030
That's not me you're responding to, but anyway, do you have any advice, other than what the pharmacist told me (don't take with alcohol, don't mix with other drugs, etc...)?

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>>9755908
what the fuck are you talking about dweebnaught one thread got deleted and it was probably because the op was sick of watching you faggots compete to see who could sling the most shit on the walls. theres even still another thread on the board >>9754711

im not even going to bother with you anymore since its obvious youre just some thirdworld ape that didnt get enough nutrition as a child to develop anything resembling cognitive function and the fact that youre here means i dont have you worry about preventing you from spreading your genes. please though if you ever feel any remorse for being this stupid kill yourself and ill forgive you

>> No.9756053

>>9756047
I AM IN HELL

>> No.9756047
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9756047

I'm a true NEET and I disapprove of this thread. May you all burn in hell and RIP in peace.

>> No.9756048

>>9756008
it is
there's no way you can have the lifestyle of some who doesn't have a job if you have a job

>> No.9756051

>>9756036
Not him, but be sure not to mix acid or acid-like things with SSRIs. Both effect Serotonin and can really fuck you up in a bad way if mixed.

>> No.9756052

>>9756043
Don't be rude, Anonymous.

>> No.9756054

>>9756043
please don't bully 3rd worlders

>> No.9756059

>>9756047
frig off joshua

sage

>> No.9756061

>>9756048
Incorrect.

>> No.9756066

>>9756048
That's fucking retarded logic and I am quite frankly amazed that you can muster the cognitive skills required for such shitposting.

>> No.9756069

>>9756036
No, I don't really know much about it at all. I was just suggesting Silkroad to be devil's advocate...

>> No.9756075

>>9756069
But how does one purchase things on Silkroad?
Visa giftcards? Arabian whores?

>> No.9756080

>>9756043
http://archive.foolz.us/jp/thread/9755123/
http://archive.foolz.us/jp/thread/9755658/
http://archive.foolz.us/jp/thread/9754371/
http://archive.foolz.us/jp/thread/9755800/

it's worse than i thought. i guess you were such a disgusting abnormal "thing" as a child your parents kept you locked in the cellar and you never learned how to count. just be happy i won't find where you are and end you for talking back to me, slug. your kind isn't meant to be seen so head back to the shadows, it.

>> No.9756081

>>9756029
>I always end up doing very bad things when I'm on Tor. I don't trust my self control. I think I'll just keep the pills. I'll try them tomorrow night.
You need to take all your pills at once.

>> No.9756082

>>9756075
Uh....it says right on the site (and I don't believe browsing the site is a crime).

>> No.9756089

for shame guys

>> No.9756099

Hell yeah, Otaku Culture/Japan General.

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>>9756080
dont worry kid you dont have to panic if you try hard im sure youll do better next time

>> No.9756117

>>9756061
>>9756066
what do you two think a neet lifestyle is?

>> No.9756120

>>9756117
There isn't one.

>> No.9756135

>>9756117
I think a NEET lifestyle is either:
1. The lifestyle that one has when they're a NEET, which can differ a lot
2. something that /jp/ wants to aspire to, even if they have jobs, as a way of life, through minimal social interaction with others and purchasing of figures and onaholes and such.

I think there's a better word for the second description but I have no idea what it would be, though.

>> No.9756138

>>9756081
I'm sorry. I'm doing my best to be a good person. I've been clean for almost two years. I don't even look at the spam. I think I'm doing pretty good.

>> No.9756143

You're so cool, /jp/-sama~

>> No.9756148

>>9756135
Otaku culture

>> No.9756153

>>9756148
But that's two words!!

>> No.9756171
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9756171

Internet was out all day so I spent the time playing more Tomba and looking around the sky in Stellarium. Growing up I always liked looking at these stars, and now I know the formation is called Pleiades. Isn't it nice to look at?

I also checked out Polaris. You can speed up the time and I had fun speeding up time and watching everything move around that star.

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If one were to do freelance work with no other job, would that count as "not in employment"? So you could be a "technical NEET"?

>> No.9756214

>>9756209
If it's not formal employment, yeah.

>> No.9756228

I guess I'm in training now. The government put me on this program to get me back into work. 16 hours a week just showing up at this shitty store to qualify to receive the same shitty monthly sum that I couldn't survive on anyway.

Yesterday I worked 6 hours. Had to get up at 07:00 to make it in time, and I wasn't home before 16:00, at which point I was tired and let the rest of the day slip away without doing anything rewarding, and also had to go to bed early for the next day.

What I wonder is, how the hell do normals live with this? I already find it intolerable, and I'm far away from working full time. Instead of 5-6 hours a day, I should be working 8, and instead of 3 days a week, I should be working 5. That's just ridiculous. That just leaves a few hours a day plus the weekend to spend your precious little lifetime on something you actually WANT to do.

I'm scared, /jp/. I can just barely get by for now by just taking on one day at a time, but if I try looking ahead at what this path has in store for me, it's soul-crushingly depressing.

>> No.9756245

>>9756228
I had a job once. Just a month.
In response to your question, I come to the conclusion that normal people do not actually have souls.

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>>9756228
As someone who worked for a good nine months from 8am to 5pm, five days a week, sometimes weekends, it's pretty much the worst. There's no other way I can see it. Those nine months were the worst of my life, even if I was getting payed.

I'll need to get a job again soon, but all I can think about is the intense anger I felt hearing my alarm clock go off every day at 6.

>> No.9756400

What's in the mail? I'm always ordering stuff with my autism bucks. Right now I'm waiting for a keyboard, a Leopold fc700r.

>> No.9756406

>>9756400
At the moment nothing. I did get a pack of plastic toothpicks in the mail today though. I lost the one that I had for a little over two years now. I have to have something plastic in my mouth to play with.

>> No.9756480

>>9755834
>>9754711

Condense your shitty threads, you fucking blogger attention whore pieces of shit. The idolfags are smart enough to stay confined to their ghetto, why can't you?

>> No.9756488

>>9756245
We are the players. Normal people are only NPCs.

>> No.9756506

>>9756400
LSD (hopefully) and a used GTX 460.

>>9756228
You get used to it at some point. The first few months are unbearable but then you stop thinking about how horrible it is and just do it. Money is also a good incentive.

Obviously it's not as easy if you have clinical depression or social anxiety, but luckily I no longer have to deal with those.

>> No.9756516

>>9756228
That's actually scared me ever since I was a little kid. That fear is probably what turned me into such a piece of shit too. I was so afraid of that future that I tried to spend as much of my time enjoying myself that I almost completely blew off school and almost didn't graduate on time.

I'm having a pretty hard time in community college now since I still haven't grown out of that fear. Since I spent most of my life doing whatever I want, I completely lack the discipline to buckle down and actually try to do something. Not only that, I'm also dumb as shit since I never paid attention in school. I'm really counting on the world ending at the end of this year so I no longer have to worry about that future that I so dread.

>> No.9756572

>>9756228
>>9756516
You should get jobs doing what you love then.

Why don't you have any interests that can make you money?

>> No.9756583

>>9756572
Hey, If it were up to me then my interests would be doing math and nuclear physics but it's not.

The only academic thing I enjoy is history and that's a passive interest as best and wouldn't make me any money even if I had a hard on for it.

>> No.9756586

>>9756228

I'm in a temporary job position now too. I hate it. I don't mind the people, but the actual work is absolutely soul sucking and I dread having to do it every day. I don't even show up every day and it exhausts me mentally and physically. I don't see how this could possibly considered living.

>> No.9756617

>>9756583
Doesn't have to be academic. Why don't you run some shitty wapanese blog or website to make money from ads and viewers? Why don't you learn japanese and become a translator? Why don't you make and sell Touhou dolls?

What sort of interests do you have that you couldn't conceivably get someone to give you money for doing? People will pay for literal shit in a box, you know.

What is this "whatever you want" that you want to spend your life doing? "Absolutely nothing?" What are anon's 10 desires?

>> No.9756625

>>9756617
>What are anon's 10 desires?
1. to wither in limbo

>> No.9756632

>>9756617
Probably sounds retarded but I want to chase mystical shit through meditation and find a way to sever the connection between my soul and this physical shell so I can go do whatever the hell I want.

I've considered becoming a monk to do this but I can't follow a doctrine I don't believe in just for food and a place to stay. My only choice in doing things my way would be becoming a hermit but nobody gives those guys any help. This shell will probably give out before I find my solution. Of course, sometimes I've wondered if that solution is actually death but I'd like to explore every other option before coming to such a permanent conclusion.

>> No.9756649

>>9756632
How does
>sever the connection between my soul and this physical shell
permit
>I can go do whatever the hell I want.
?

also have you tried taking mind altering chemicals?

>> No.9756671

>>9756649
If the soul isn't bound to a body then it can be free to go see other dimensions and shit.

And no, drugs will give the illusion but in the end I'll still be stuck here with the impending doom that is an uncertain but bleak future.

I realize how retarded this all sounds now that I read it back to myself but oh well.

>> No.9756678

I need to buy mouthwash.
I think I will have to settle for listerine one because it's on sale.

>> No.9756683

I am going to try and fight trivial distractions and try to improve my art. Hopefully this time I will submit something non-lewd to the OC thread! Please wish me luck.

>> No.9756684

Went clubbing with my GF

>> No.9756707

>>9756671
>If the soul isn't bound to a body then it can be free to go see other dimensions and shit.

Like what? Heaven? Hell? The underworld where everyone goes, good or bad? Or what, are you expecting something like the Plane of Elemental Moe or something? Whatever dimensions may exist probably are boring and don't have internet.

Well I guess maybe is >>9756625 is right after all.

>> No.9756732

>>9756707
Honestly, I don't care what's there as long as I'm not here.

As for the internet, it's better if I don't have it. I'm no better than a druggy using it to be happy for a while and forget anyways. If I get rid of the possibility of that bleak future I try so hard to forget about then I won't need it.

Yeah I probably read too man fantasy books as a kid too.

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9756979

Just came home from school; can't wait to be NEET for the weekend.

Sent from my iPhone

>> No.9757148

Fug you Detroit prison system.
Pay someone to pick up the damn phone.

>> No.9757181

My room smelled like piss cause parents hired people to renovate da bathroom so I can't go and piss cause I'm shy then I went and piss on a plant near my room.

>> No.9757192

>>9756506
I could probably get used to it. It's just basic conditioning, if you build habits over a long time, you'll be able to do it without effort. But there's no way I can accept that. It would be like suicide, since it would require me to abandon everything I care about in return for a soulless life.

>>9756617
I'm tempted to just screw this whole work training program and just try to make money doing whatever the hell I want, but I'm not sure how I'd deal with the possibility that I might fail and starve to death. I suppose it's the security from this fear that people keep selling their lives away for, but how would you actually deal with it other than getting a secure job?

>> No.9757201

Minimum wage jobs sound scary. I wouldn't mind sitting at a desk coding all day so as long as I can browse the internet at the same time.

>> No.9757266

It's Fridey!

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>>9757201
Progress a shit.

Normals have "progressed" themselves into a 40-hour work week and a minimum wage that artificially inflates the cost of living, is barely enough to keep one person alive, and in shit conditions at that.

I yearn for the days of the 30 hour work week, and when a man could find meaningful work and support an entire family by himself on his own paycheck, all the while his work directly contributed to the improvement of his community. Now you get paid peanuts to waste your life and your time enriching some corporate executive.

If it wasn't for the lack of internet, I wouldn't mind living in 1800s america.

>> No.9757912

>>9757201

They suck, but at the same time the whole sitting in a single spot all day sounds terrible too. There needs to be more exciting jobs out there.

>> No.9757917

>>9757898
In 1800's America, it was 16 hour work days, with Christmas and July 4th as a half day. Even then, there was no way a single man could support his family, that's why children were needed to go work in the factories and shit too. Even if you weren't in the cities, farming is just as bad when you don't have tractors that can do the work of 1000 men.

You have no clue what you are talking about.

>> No.9757958

>>9757917
Ooh please explain more, mr. Economics phD!

You're right about one thing though, industrialization ruined human quality of life big-time, I wasn't sure when exactly it happened though.

Fine, 1700s America.

>> No.9757976

>>9757958
>Fine, 1700s America.
Near constant war, either with Indians, or Europeans, or both of them.

The quality of life has been getting better, not worse. Don't let nostalgia blind you. If you can't make your own happiness, you won't be happy wherever you are.

>> No.9757999

i am learning the internet today. i got ditched at school and i have only eaten a yogurt. i also stalked someone on tumblr?

>> No.9758036

I tried to go to the book store, but it apparently went out of business months ago. I'm a little out of touch.

>> No.9758040 [DELETED] 

>>9757999
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>> No.9758046

I accidentally caused my piss bottle to overflow, and my cat who was in the room started licking it up. I felt awful :(.

>> No.9758051
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>>9758040
Oh wow. I can't believe that worked, but the top didn't.

>> No.9758058

>>9758040
please can i get fancy text too :>

>> No.9758070

I'm in deep trouble. I used to have a truce with the ant queen that lives in my yard, I stayed out of her territory and she made sure to stay out of mine. Recently she decided to end that truce, and she has been sending soldiers and workers into my domain.

It started slowly, but I noticed them in the kitchen. They didn't seem to be in the food, and I have most of my food covered and in containers. They were walking on the ground, not many. I didn't really think much of it.

Days later I noticed there were a lot more, and then they had moved to a couple rooms now. I got really upset, and I tried to stop them. I have no bug spray, and I can't get myself to go to the store so I used what I had, some Febreze spray. It only stopped them for a while.

Now they're getting closer and closer to my room, yesterday they got into my dogs food.. I had to throw away all the food. I don't know what I'll do when they get to my room. I don't think the queen is strong though, winter is coming and I think shes just doing this out of desperation. If I can just hold them back until winter comes then maybe I can outlast them

>> No.9758076
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>>9758070
For me this was the first summer in years that I wasn't being swarmed by ants in my room.

I finally achieved victory.

>> No.9758086

>>9758058
Sure, just transform
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>>9758070
Pour boiling water on the hill, or, if you don't mind possible arson charges, diesel, then light it while shoveling the dirt. At the very least you will piss them off. You could also find a competing species and bring them in to destroy them. Fireants will kill most other ants, but then you'll have a fireant problem.

If you want to experiment, I recommend SimAnt by Maxis, in DosBox of course.

>> No.9758094

>>9758070
Mix powdered sugar with baking soda. They will thank you for the food - until they explode.

>> No.9758107

>>9758070
Just send in the exterminators. Show them not to fuck with men.

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