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A clean NEET is a happy NEET

Let us discuss showers and baths.
What is your favorite post shower drink/snack?
Any good eats while relaxing in the bath?
Best soaps.
Fapping before or after a shower/bath? which is more relieving?

If you haven't washed in a while it's ok. we can all wash together. You no longer have to be alone smelling like ass...And it's relaxing!

>> No.9755177
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I love eating after showering.

>> No.9755184

Fapping before, because it's much rougher on your dick if you try to fap dry with all the skin oils washed off.

>> No.9755189
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>>9755177
Me too. I just got out of the bath and had some peanut butter and a big glass of milk.

>> No.9755196

I'm going to start brushing my teeth again.

I have an unopened toothbrush under my desk so that is a start.

>> No.9755210

Have any of you NEETs ever fapped in the shower?

>> No.9755225

I like to drink juice or water after a shower, I like the purity and clean taste.
If I'm going to just bathe, I like to drink alcohol and relax, with a lit candle and relax in the oils. If I have a lot of free time, I shower, then relax in a bath, so I'm not laying in my own filth. Might eat a Popsicle if it's a hot day and I wanna cool off. Maybe some chocolates on a cold night.
I like to use patchouli scented soaps, they smell so wonderful.
I like to go for a fap, before, during and/or after.
Before I get to get relieved, and fully clean.
During can be a bit harder, but it feels amazing, plus I can cum on my body or face and feel like a slut.
After is wonderful, the the post fap dribble just makes my dick dirty again.

>> No.9755234

I take showers everyday and wash my face but I still have these ugly blackheads covered on my nose and I sit here and wonder what's the point

>> No.9755243

>>9755234
Showering alone doesn't take care of that, I used to get them too pretty badly. You'll probably have to do what I did and get this kind of cream with rough particles in it, I don't remember what it was called or the brand, but they sell tons of it in the beauty sections of stores.

>> No.9755244

>>9755210
No. Even as a NEET, I still have to have some standards.

>> No.9755246

>>9755234
Use an apricot scrub.
They're fantastic at getting rid of blackheads.

I use something simple to obtain as St. Ives

>> No.9755247

>>9755210
You kidding? I poop in there. It's great. If the dooky is too big and gets stuck in the drain just squish it with your feet.

>> No.9755251

>>9755246
>apricot scrub
That's what it's called, thank you, I had completely forgotten the name of it.

>> No.9755371

Are bath otakus real?

>> No.9755384
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>>9755371
I can count the number of times I've taken a shower on one hand.

All baths, all the time.

>> No.9755397

Only semi-related but do your rooms end up smelling like cum because you masturbate too much?

>> No.9755406

>>9755397
It probably does but I don't notice.

>> No.9755418

>>9755406
My face got too close to my dirty laundry hamper the other day and I realized how strongly it smells like cum and it's probably stinking up my whole room.

>> No.9755446

>post shower drink/snack
>good eats while relaxing in the bath
>Best soaps
wth...

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>>9755446
You've never eaten while taking a bath?
You've never taken a real bath.

>> No.9755466

>>9755397
Guess what?
If you have ever gotten cum on your floor or chair, your whole room is going to smell like cum. You just don't notice because you're used to the smell.

>> No.9755473

>>9755397
My room smells too much like cat piss to smell like cum.

>> No.9755479

>>9755466
How would you even know that?

>> No.9755478

>>9755466
Shit, really?
How do I remove this smell?

>> No.9755484
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9755484

I'd bathe a lot more if I were a cute short girl with big tits whose nipples are cleverly censored lewdly under the bathwater.

>> No.9755489

>>9755479
I have been told by someone else who happened to enter my room.

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>>9755247

>> No.9755491

>>9755466
Actually one would notice the smell of their room if they were in another room which smelled differently and then reentered their room.

My room smells like computer parts.

>> No.9755496

>>9755466
Damn, I cum on the carpet tile underneath my desk all the time.

>> No.9755501
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>>9755484
You can still pretend that you're a cute girl with big tits.

Never underestimate the power of the mind.

>> No.9755512

>>9755489
Well, they're clearly bullshitting you, and you couldn't tell it was sarcasm because you're an autist.

>> No.9755505

>>9755466

It's not a good idea to let your room smell like it at all. While I normally don't smell it, there are those times I do and it lingers in my nose even when I leave. It's awful.

>> No.9755516
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I wish I could clean your cumrooms, /jp/.

>> No.9755525

>>9755196
I'm trying to get back in this habit myself. I've been going from like never to a couple of times a month.

>> No.9755528
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>>9755516
You can if you want.

>> No.9755533

>>9755516

I'd be fine with that, I despise cleaning.

>> No.9755536

>What is your favorite post shower drink/snack?
I am always really thirsty after showering, probably something to do with me taking very hot showers? I don't know.
I usually down about 2 bottles of water after a shower.
>Any good eats while relaxing in the bath
I only take baths when I'm sick.
>Best soaps.
Irish Spring or any Dove body wash
>Fapping before or after a shower/bath? which is more relieving?
After, obviously.

>> No.9755538

>>9755516
Only if you clean it with a cumrag, though.

>> No.9755546

I love to play with my butt after a shower because it's clean and not smelly.

>> No.9755548

>>9755397
I cum into empty water bottles, not a problem.

>> No.9755565

>>9755548
do you drink it afterwards?

>> No.9755571

I don't take baths, they're a huge waste of water.

>> No.9755575

>>9755571
Do you live in the Sahara?

>> No.9755577

>>9755571
What if you drink the water afterwards?

>> No.9755597

>>9755571
I'm sorry you live in a 3rd world shit hole but you should really try out a bath one day

>> No.9755599

>>9755565
No, I pour the semen from the bottles into a larger bottle, someday I'll figure out what to do with all this old semen

>> No.9755600

I have OCD so I take a shower 2 times a day, and have to spend a great deal of my autismbux buying hand sanitizer, disinfectant, soap, and other cleaners.

It's really a pain and tirism.

>> No.9755606

>>9755599
I tried that but the semen fermented and it smelled real bad.

>> No.9755613

>>9755466
My sense of smell is dulled so it doesn't bother me.

>> No.9755627

>>9755613
Do you really want anyone who enters your room knowing that you masturbate every day?

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>>9755384
you are a greaseball

>> No.9755636

>>9755627
Frankly I don't care; if they're going to visit me then they're going to have to deal with it.

>> No.9755639

>>9755123
Usually after I take a shower I also brush my teeth... So I will usually have some mint gum to take that taste out of my mouth before eating or drinking anything.

I don't have a bath.

I just use a dove soap because of being poor.

Fapping before is usually how I handle it. Feels better I think.

>> No.9755643

>>9755636
you have no dignity

>> No.9755647

Why would people even be coming into your room anyway?

>> No.9755648

>>9755639
You use dove soap because you're poor? I feel even poorer then, I use generic pack of 4 soap bars.

>> No.9755650

>>9755643
>dignity
People still care about this?

>> No.9755651

>>9755648
It's like this 16 pack of dove soap, I bought it for like 4 bucks.

>> No.9755660

>>9755639
What soap do rich people use then?
Do they use handmade soap made by a skilled craftsman? Just a higher priced model of the same brand? What's the difference?

>> No.9755661

>>9755655
What brand of diapers do you use?

>> No.9755655

>>9755647
My mom comes in to give me food, clean my room and change my diapers because I'm a truNEET

>> No.9755666

>>9755660
Don't know, but I think the fact that I'm buying soap in bulk speaks for its quality.

>> No.9755668

>>9755651
4 bucks on soap? Holy shit, why would you spend that much?

>> No.9755671

>>9755661
I don't know my mom buys em for me

>> No.9755674

>>9755668
Because 16 bars lasts me a good portion of time.

>> No.9755681
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>>9755674
Tch. Rich folks.

>> No.9755690

>>9755681
What's so "rich" about that?
Buying in bulk is the thrifty thing to do.

>> No.9755711
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I use Dove soap.

Also, how can people fap while bathing.
My cum becomes a fucking sticker when under hot water. It's pain to clean my hand.

Usually I don't eat anything after bathing.
But one thing I usualy do is go at my deck to take some cold breeze while wearing only my underwear.

Does anyone know the joys of the post bath cold milk?

>> No.9755724

>>9755711
Living in an apartment complex... sort of makes that a bit complicated.

>> No.9755739

>>9755724
Who is going to care if a little girl is sunning herself topless on the balcony?

>> No.9755746

>milk
Most disgustingly flavoured liquid ever.
I wonder if human milk is as bad, or better than cow milk.

>> No.9755754

>>9755746
It doesn't really have much of a flavor. Tastes a little like fat.
Shit's not really too good for you either way.

>> No.9755758

>>9755754
Why do you say that?
I drink about a gallon of milk every week and I'm fine.

>> No.9755766

>>9755758
You must have a high metabolism. And no taste buds.

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