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9753195 No.9753195 [Reply] [Original]

SOUSEISEKI STOLE MY STRAWBERRY!

>> No.9753200

And?

>> No.9753212

that cunt

>> No.9753222
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9753222

I guess it can't be helped!

>> No.9753229

If only ZUN!bar was here...

>> No.9753231

>SOUSEISEKI
Wrong sister faggot, you want Suiseiseki.

>> No.9753236

>>9753222
No desu? Fake.

>> No.9753250

"Does master want Suiseiseki to give him a footrub-desu?" she purred.
"No thank you," I said. "I'm rather tired. You should retire to your box."
"But master-sama, Suiseiseki doesn't like her box-desu! I want to sleep in master-sama's bed-desu!"
"Not tonight. You'll do as you're told."
"Why doesn't master-sama have real girls in his bed?"
"What?!"
"Is master-sama's penis too small for real girls?"
"Why aren't you saying desu?"
"Does he have to use dolls instead?"
"SAY DESU! SUISEISEKI FINISHES HER SENTENCES WITH DESU!"
"Master-sama showed Suiseiseki his penis once."
"DESU! MASTER-SAMA SHOWED SUISEISEKI HIS PENIS ONCE DESU!"
"It was too small even for dolls."
"SHUT UP! SHUT UP! YOU'RE NOT SUISEISEKI!"

>> No.9753253

With my right hand I snatched a pair of scissors from my desk and mashed them continually into her face. Her little body was smashed into kindling but I did not stop. Until her screams began to sound a bit like my voice, and I remembered that dolls did not scream, and they did not bleed. Suddenly there was feeling in my left hand for the first time in weeks. I lifted it out of the doll's wreckage, covered in splinters and dripping from scissored wounds. How long had my hand been inside there? How long had I been inside here, alone in my one-room apartment, talking to myself, going mad?

The bolt scraped rust from the latch as I stepped outside. My eyes hurt, god the horizon ... it was a deal larger than 19 inches diagonally. But after five steps my breath quickened and my chest tightened and I turned back. Enough for today. Tomorrow I would try for six. A distant memory told me that when I reached two hundred and eighty, I would make it to the bus stop. And then I'd be free of this apartment, of this prison. And then there'd be nowhere in the world I couldn't go.

Least of all the refunds counter at Moemart in Akihabara. For fuck's sake. Suiseiseki finishes her sentences with desu.

>> No.9753259

What a bitch.

>> No.9753290

She's my favorite doll loli. I want to pop her plastic cherry.

>> No.9753334

>>9753250
>>9753253
>/jp/

>> No.9753389

>>9753290
I'm pretty sure she's way to old to be made out of plastic. Porcelain perhaps?

>> No.9753402
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>>9753389

>> No.9753435

>>9753253

Desu is everything that is not human. From birth to death, she is beautiful, unlike ugly humanity. And I alone know that her piss and shit are delicious, like flower water and Orange Peking Duck. You see, in the Sakurada household, I volunteered to be her toilet, telling her that this is a human tradition for dolls. Ever since, I've had meal after delicious meal, alone with her. And, of course, I have to clean her afterwards, like any good toilet would. Her giggles and squeals are the best dessert a man could ever ask for. Nobody has discovered our secret, and I will happily die, the last man alive, after her fragile doll body fails, its purpose fulfilled. Desu has been good to me. So good. I will miss her.

>> No.9753447

>>9753435
Mother Suiseiseki loves us, she loves me and you and everybody, and through the teachings of her sacred word we will live in harmony and oneness, and ascend into a state of pure anonymity ~desu

When we are all the same mind and spirit~

~desu, the sacred sound, so that it may resonate within us and flow out to touch the ethereal beyond ~desu

the sacred vibration, resonates with the great fiery waters beyond the universe, and touches god

~desu appears embraced in a beautiful chorus of vibration

Mother Suiseiseki is in all things, in all places. You can not imprison her any more than you could cage the wind ~desu.

Suiseiseki cultivates the possibility, ever so gently pulling it from the one all, so that it is allowed to manifest ~desu.

>> No.9753451

>>9753447

It is through these manifestations of temporary individuality that the spirit energy is made to grow before returning to the great nothing ~desu.

Suiseiseki is all things, and thus the evil is also required~ But it is always the way, that the evil do not know they are only aiding in cosmic unity, because they are driven by selfishness and hate. While the good, know that the evil is also a part of the all. Which is what allows them to be full of love for all things ~desu.

Its in this way, that suiseiseki can favor only one, because where love is given it is got, and hatred breeds death. The duality extends to all depths, even into the heart of suiseiseki herself. So that she needs not give equal favor to each side, even though each is equal in the universe ~desu.

This is the difference between the mind and the spirit, the mind knows not the spirit, the spirit knows not at all, but drives all things ~desu.

Mother Suiseiseki loves us, she loves me and you and everybody, and through the teachings of her sacred word we will live in harmony and oneness, and ascend into a state of pure anonymity ~desu

>> No.9753453

>>9753451
When we are all the same mind and spirit~

~desu, the sacred sound, so that it may resonate within us and flow out to touch the ethereal beyond ~desu

the sacred vibration, resonates with the great fiery waters beyond the universe, and touches god

~desu appears embraced in a beautiful chorus of vibration

Mother Suiseiseki is in all things, in all places. You can not imprison her any more than you could cage the wind ~desu.

Suiseiseki cultivates the possibility, ever so gently pulling it from the one all, so that it is allowed to manifest ~desu.

It is through these manifestations of temporary individuality that the spirit energy is made to grow before returning to the great nothing ~desu.

Suiseiseki is all things, and thus the evil is also required~ But it is always the way, that the evil do not know they are only aiding in cosmic unity, because they are driven by selfishness and hate. While the good, know that the evil is also a part of the all. Which is what allows them to be full of love for all things ~desu.

Its in this way, that suiseiseki can favor only one, because where love is given it is got, and hatred breeds death. The duality extends to all depths, even into the heart of suiseiseki herself. So that she needs not give equal favor to each side, even though each is equal in the universe ~desu.

>> No.9753456

I watched her enter the room, her gorgeous, body-length brunette hair shimmering in the light. She slammed the door shut with her delicate fingers, and she stormed across the room in a manner that made clear she was upset.

"I can't stand it, desu~! Why must they always pick on me, just because I'm new, desu~? They're all bakas, desu~!"

As she said this, she clenched her fists and scrunched up her beautiful porcelain face. I felt something move inside my heart. Or was it my pants? In any case, I got up from my desk and moved towards her.

"What are you doing, chibi human? I don't need any comfort from a chibi like you, desu~!"

She spoke harshly, but as I moved closer, I could see her soft cheeks were blushing bright red. I touched her cheek lightly. She squeaked, brushing my hand aside and moving back. I smiled and moved towards her again.

"Suiseiseki" I said softly, caressing her face. Her cheeks were as bright as her right eye. Her eyes were gazing into mine.

"What are you doing, Chibi Human? Stop this at once, desu~!" But her eyes said yes. In a flash I swooped down and swept her off the floor. She pushed at me with her delicate doll arms, but I would not be denied. I lay her down on my bed, pinning her arms down. She put up a token show of resistance and looked away, blushing. I bent down and begin to nibble at her ear.
"Stop it, desu~! You're a baka!"

>> No.9753460

>>9753453
This is the difference between the mind and the spirit, the mind knows not the spirit, the spirit knows not at all, but drives all things ~desu.

>> No.9753463

>>9753456


I pulled my head up, and gazed into her beautiful face. "You're very Kawaii when you're angry. Yes, I am a baka, Suiseiseki. A baka for not realizing my feelings sooner. I love you, Suiseiseki. I can't live without you. I must take you, now!"

I saw her eyes begin to water with happiness. She smiled, and I sat up so she could stand up on the bed. "Then.. you're okay loving someone with a body like mine, desu~?"

I laughed. "Suiseiseki, I don't care about that. I don't care about you becoming Alice, becoming a real girl. I just want you, like you are now."

A tear ran down her face, and she smiled. "Thank you, Chibi Human." And with that she began to undress. She took off her headdress and set it aside. She blushed at me, and then let slip her dress. My mouth began to water. She pulled her undergarments over her head. I let my eyes drink in her body. The soft curve of the porcelain, the delicately crafted joints, the well-baked doll ass, her 5-inch dong, the slender... uh, the slender... wha, er, DONG!!!??? NO, ER, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

>> No.9753469

>>9753463
>The soft curve of the porcelain, the delicately crafted joints, the well-baked doll ass, her 5-inch dong, the slender... uh, the slender... wha, er, DONG!!!???
Is this canon?

>> No.9753478

>>9753469
Being delicately crafted, yes. Having a massive cock, no.

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9753514

Would you let Hinaichigo watch you fuck?

>> No.9753524

>>9753478
i bet it has some very well carved veins and is lacquered nicely

no i don't know what i'm talking about

>> No.9753612

>>9753514
I wouldn't even let Hinaichigo in my house

>> No.9753633

Hinaichigo is in the same category as Suigintou, please keep this thread junk free.

>> No.9753932

>>9753633
Catch fire and burn to death. Hinaichigo is not junk, she's broken. Junk never had a use to begin with. It's different you uncultured fuck.

>> No.9753950

>>9753514
That must be some pretty rough sex if she gets rape eyes just from witnessing it.

>> No.9753956
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9753956

Hina was always my favorite RM. How she warmed up to Jum during the series always made my heart melt.

>> No.9753992

>>9753195
It's just a damn strawberry, stop whining, worst doll after junk.

>> No.9754001

>>9753932
I'm already on fire because I'm hot shit like my bro Souseiseki.

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9754032

Hey Maidens,
My name is Enju, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are short, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day trying to become Alice. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever even made a doll? I mean, I guess it's fun fighting each other so you can meet Father because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to dolljoints on Desuchan. Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was Rozen's apprentice, and I'm a master doll-maker. What kind of dolls do you make, other than "the kind you blow up from the porn shop"? I also hang around with a 6 foot demon, and have a banging hot maiden (She just got 5 Roza Mysticas; Shit was SO Cash). You are all junk who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my bitch.

>> No.9754121

How can anyone not like hina? She is adorable.

>> No.9754130

>>9754121
She's pinku (pink). I don't like girl colors.

>> No.9754139

>>9754121
I prefer mature dolls that aren't used goods.

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>>9754001

>> No.9754172

Meidonote: this is a manga and anime.

Hundreds of applications, and moot chose you.

>> No.9754172,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>9754172
This new janitor is pathetic.
It takes one whiny fag to get him to delete a established thread.

>> No.9754172,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>9754172,1
It probably only got reported now.

>> No.9754172,3 [INTERNAL] 

>>9754172,2
So he doesn't know if something belongs on the board unless it gets reported?
The feature that deleted threads that got reported several times got removed exactly because of autist that report everything they don't like.

>> No.9754172,4 [INTERNAL] 

>>9754172,3
Maybe he was taking it easy and just letting us have fun until some anon started a meta/brought up the rules/reported it, I don't know.

>> No.9754172,5 [INTERNAL] 

>>9754172,1
Someone points out a thread is rule-breaking, then it gets deleted for being rule-breaking?

God, what a fag!

>> No.9754172,6 [INTERNAL] 

>>9754172,5
I am sorry for you neo-/jp/. I really am.

>> No.9754172,7 [INTERNAL] 

>>9754172,6
B-b-b-b-but the rules!

>> No.9754172,8 [INTERNAL] 

Thread was already dead by the time he deleted it. As much as I love RM, there's just nothing to discuss anymore.

>> No.9754172,9 [INTERNAL] 

>>9754172,8
Nice try, janitor.

>> No.9754172,10 [INTERNAL] 

>>9754172,2
Pretty much this. He probably wasn't even looking at the board when he deleted it, just the report queue.

>> No.9754172,11 [INTERNAL] 

>>9754172,1
Even if it's established, if the content is off-topic, it should still be deleted. Whether they be cocksucking threads, anime/manga threads, programming threads, blatant shitposts, or some other off-topic subject, they're all off-topic and should be deleted.

>> No.9754172,12 [INTERNAL] 

>>9754172,11
http://boards.4chan.org/q/res/193514#p193610
Just providing proof to your statement.

>> No.9754172,13 [INTERNAL] 

>>9754172,12

It isn't clear how many people reported this thread since most of them aren't vocal about it anymore and you got the impression it was just one person complaining.

Maybe it was a false positive. Janitors are people too.

Maybe the OP should put more effort in starting a RM thread if he wants to discuss it so much, as to not make others confuse it with shitposting. There are plenty RM doujin games out there, it's not really hard to start a RM thread that's actually /jp/ related.

tl;dr Stop whinning and take your pills

>> No.9754172,14 [INTERNAL] 

>>9754172,12
http://boards.4chan.org/q/res/193514#p193640

>> No.9754172,15 [INTERNAL] 

I was >>9754172 (and admittedly >>9754172,5)
I reported the thread once.

I do believe what I said though. "Let them have their fun" applies occasionally, but anime and manga have their own board and go against why /jp/ was created, If I explain something and the meido (rightly) deletes it, what's wrong with that? Junior idols have been explicitly banned by mods. If someone posts one and I say, "Meido, this person is a junior idol," then our meido will obviously delete it.

This is a very popular series. If you want to discuss it (or characters from it), there are boards for that. Anime and manga are the "exception to the rule", because they're huge. You allow a popular series like Rozen Maiden, you're inviting all sorts of trouble.

>> No.9754172,16 [INTERNAL] 

>>9754172,15
Scum, are you the Shalom! spammer from /prog/?
I fucking hate you, cunt, you know that?

>> No.9754172,17 [INTERNAL] 

>>9754172,16
Nope. To be honest, he annoys me too.

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