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Ehhhh, what's this sticky stuff /jp/?

>> No.9750139

It's mayo.

It's always mayo.

>> No.9750147
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>>9750143

W-what?

>> No.9750143

It's sperm. It will help you get pregnant with a healthy child.

>> No.9750144
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>sample

>> No.9750152
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http://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/18/1466A
> Any person who, in a circumstance described in subsection (d), knowingly [...] distributes, receives, or possesses with intent to distribute, a visual depiction of any kind, including a drawing, cartoon [...] or painting, that—
> (A) depicts a minor engaging in sexually explicit conduct; and
> (B) is obscene;
> or attempts or conspires to do so, shall be subject to the penalties provided in section 2252A (b)(1), including the penalties provided for cases involving a prior conviction.

> “sexually explicit conduct” means actual or simulated— [...]
> (v) lascivious exhibition of the genitals or pubic area of any person;

> Nonrequired Element of Offense.— It is not a required element of any offense under this section that the minor depicted actually exist.

Enjoy your 5–20 years in prison, predator scum.

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>>9750152

I have no clue what you're talking about, sounds scary.

>> No.9750158

>>9750139

Who puts mayo down there? Mayo is gross.

>> No.9750161

>>9750152

Don't you have other things to worry about like getting shot by your own military when the dollar collapses next year maybe sooner?

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>>9750161
Mitt Romney is going to win in November and save our country from the fiscal cliff.

>> No.9750173

>>9750161
How am I supposed to afford figs if the dollar tanks?

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>>9750161

What makes you say that?

>> No.9750172

>>9750152
Enjoy your police state, retard.

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>>9750172

>Thinking he actually genuinely holds those beliefs and isn't just trolling.

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>>9750164

>> No.9750188

>>9750180
Why do you quote?

>> No.9750191

>>9750180
Well I'm just upset seeing that mad bird tainting this glorious and pure thread.

>> No.9750193

>>9750188
He's summarizing the thoughts of the poster.

Hope this helps :)

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>>9750188

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/who-are-you-quoting

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>>9750177

>> No.9750201

>>9750180

1. who are you quoting?
2. anzu does not stink

>> No.9750211

>>9750177
>>9750198
epic.

*gives u a highfive*

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>>9750201

Anzu's crotch stinks and you know it.

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>>9750211

>> No.9750228

>>9750227
Nice try with your multicultural propaganda, kike.

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