/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

ITT: your experiences with edgy atheists

>friend: "oh my gosh"
>me: "gosh?"
>friend: "i dont want to say 'god' because it gives people false hope"
>mfw

[Anonymous No.]

The atheist subculture is the worst. Thankfully /jp/ has grown out of that phase.

[Anonymous No.]

friend?

[Anonymous No.]

Science IS my god. >.>

[Anonymous No.]

>>9749230
Is that a quote from Carl Sagan or Neil deGrasse Tyson?

[Anonymous No.]

I love walls and seashells.

[Anonymous No.]

I'll do this in your chosen prose:

Kid (19 or 20) sneezes.
Older guy behind him says "bless you".
Kid says "I'm not religious".

[Anonymous No.]

>>9749243

No.

[Anonymous No.]

You shouldnt be friends with atheists

[Anonymous No.]

>>9749249

What do you mean by that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9749240

Are you a heroin addict?
Walls can get tough sometimes

[Anonymous No.]

>>9749252

So how about that seashell of yours?
Any improving?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9749243
I hate that kid.
I've come across a couple of them before.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9749255

I hate how sea is far away so I have to go all the way there to collect them.

[Anonymous No.]

>edgy

why people keep using that damn word

[Anonymous No.]

>>9749273

Because someone this edgy can't be over 15.

[Anonymous No.]

>3 atheists walk into a bar
>the first atheist says "I'm so atheist I never believed any religion growing up"
>the second atheist says "I'm so atheist I never even believed in santa or celebrated christmas as a kid"
>the third atheist said "I'm so atheist I believe in evolution"
>the first two atheists brought him outside and beat the hell out of him
>the third atheist asked "why did you do this?"
>they answered "because you have beliefs"

[Anonymous No.]

>>9749273
Did someone mention edgy?

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>>9749273
It's kinder than saying 'Delusional'

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>9749307
Santana?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9749289
how are atheist the delusional ones?

go die like a good christian for israel

[Anonymous No.]

>>9749318
Actually good Christians are supposed to kill Israelis.

[Anonymous No.]

But almost all agnostics are atheists.

[Anonymous No.]

So when do we get those new janitors?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9749335
When your mother will introduce you a new father.

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>>9749325
We're going to war with Iran, a country that has signed treaties against nuclear, biological and chemical weapon proliferation, and whose religion explicitly promotes peace with Judaism and Christianity.
We are not going to war with Israel, a country who has signed none of those treaties and whose religion is pretty clear about killing people with a different point of view (even its derivatives, because they obviously didn't exist for some time).

[Anonymous No.]

What the fuck /jp/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9749348
>whose religion explicitly promotes peace with Judaism and Christianity.

It's the kind of peace a slave owner wants with his slaves, though.

[Anonymous No.]

Buddhists can be thought of as atheists.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9749362
But that's wrong you stupid shit

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>>9749357
I didn't say it was good. All religions are retarded (I'm 13 so I know what I'm talking about). At least Islam makes an effort, and the "penalties" are way lower than that of Judaism or Christianity.