[ 3 / biz / cgl / ck / diy / fa / ic / jp / lit / sci / vr / vt ] [ index / top / reports ] [ become a patron ] [ status ]
2023-11: Warosu is now out of extended maintenance.

/jp/ - Otaku Culture

View post   
  [?]In ghost mode, only threads with non-archived posts will be shown
File: 85 KB, 480x480, the-idolmaster-cinderella-master_002-futaba-anzu.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
9748029 No.9748029 [Reply] [Original]

You wouldn't do lewd things with a truNEET, would you?

>> No.9748037

Of course not!

>> No.9748050

truNEETs don't have jobs as idols.

>> No.9748061

I only masturbate two or three times a day, but thinking back on it I think I might do some more perverted things. Onaholes, edging, ejaculating into my palms, psuedo cockrings, changing my diet to make my semen taste better, taking suppliments for increased semen production, humping pillows and cumming in my boxers, using showerheads, taking pills for more pleasurable orgasm, ect are all things I normally do. Stuff like this is normal for other NEETs, right? My life seems to revolve around food first and masturbation second, with everything else just kind of lumped in at a distant third. I'm not some kind of pervert, right?

If Anzu were near me, depending on the situation I may try to touch her. For instance, in public, if she were near me, I would probably try to pat her head or brush against her while trying to slip past her in a hallway. If she were sleeping near me, I would probably try to undress her as much as possible while masturbating. I might even ejaculate onto her lips or between her thighs. If she were bathing, I would steal her underwear and hide it in my room. These kind of things are only normal to think about, right?

>> No.9748072

>>9748061
No, looking back on this, I think things like that are definitely not normal. That's basically molestation, right? I don't want to be thought of as a molestor. If anything, please think of me as nothing more than a pervert.

>> No.9748079
File: 215 KB, 734x733, 27374268.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
9748079

The things I'd do to that NEET

>> No.9748080

>>9748029
the only thing that would tempt me are their unwashed fat cocks.

>> No.9748091

Sent from my iPhone

>> No.9748116

truNEETs don't shower so they're smelly and unclean. I don't want to do lewd things to a dirty person.

>> No.9748237

>>9748079
How can you be a NEET if your not really old enough for a job

>> No.9748249

>>9748237
Fucking the producers and giving sexual favor to win auditions is a job.

>> No.9748263

>>9748249
So being NEET means she is pure?

>> No.9748300

>>9748237
by not being in school.
what do you think the 'Education' part means

>> No.9748302

>>9748029
Only if that truNEET had the body of a little girl.

>> No.9748328
File: 48 KB, 523x474, 1347856482659.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
9748328

>>9748116
>Not being attracted to the scents we evolved to produce
W-Why not, Anon?

>> No.9748347

SMELLY NEET PUSSY

>> No.9748348

I have to say the cinderella singles aren't that great to me.

>> No.9748365

>>9748348
this.

cash-in.

>> No.9748419

>>9748328
>Not keeping yourself clean.
Disgusting.

>> No.9748424

>>9748061
>I only masturbate two or three times a day
>only
what the fuck

>> No.9748432

>>9748424
I only masturbate once every few days. I thought I might have just had an abnormally low sex drive for 4chan though.

>> No.9748436

>>9748424
I do it 3-4 times, usually 2 in one sitting to stay in shape.

>> No.9748438
File: 308 KB, 450x636, Charger3.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
9748438

>>9748436
>to stay in shape

>> No.9748471

I fap at least one time every time I go to the library of my faculty. No dick outside pants of course but it's thrilling.

I've even faped 4 times that way since I'm allways on a corner and have some "privacy". People can still watch my face though.

>> No.9748643

How the fuck can you be a NEET if you're an idol?

>> No.9748667
File: 375 KB, 500x648, 28429910.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
9748667

>>9748348
I like Uzuki, Anzu, Ranko, and Kaede's.

>> No.9748676

>>9748471
Back in middle school I used to fap on the bus to the lolies that sat in the front.

When I got to high school, they put cameras at the front and back, so I had to stop.

>> No.9748677

How old is Anzu supposed to be?

>> No.9748696

>>9748677
17.

>> No.9748694

>>9748676
how many times did it take before you realized there were cameras

>> No.9748698

>>9748676
When I was 13 all of the girls in my grade got slutty and started wearing short skirts.

I'd try and peek their panties and g-strings as much as I could during gym class and when I had to sit across from them in a circle.

I can still remember quite clearly the green and white checkered panties of this one cheerful girl that I sat across.She had just started developing large breasts and I bet I could've impregnated her

Nowadays all the sluts wear low-rise jeans. the only time I get to look up skirts is when middle-aged professors are wearing them

>> No.9748718

>>9748698
>13
took them that long?

i went to a catholic school and girls were pushing uniform standards by grade six, caking on makeup and going to fucking tanning salons.

i distinctly remember a teacher scolding a girl for obsessing over her skin to the point of tanning all the time until she started turning yellow

something like "are you crazy? look at how yellow your skin is!" she looked like she'd been dipped in a radiation bath.

>> No.9748734

>>9748643
Please respond. I really don't get it.

>> No.9748741

>>9748734
It's about the kokoro

>> No.9748797

>>9748718
I only remember that it was ubiquitous by 13. There were most likely girls at age 11 or 12 imitating Britney Spears and whoever else was popular in the early 2000's on MuchMusic, but I didn't learn about the true joys of booty until late 2002-2003.

Man, threads like these really just wanna make me go out and fuck a 14 year-old. Ever since I started reading Rustle doujins I've become obsessed with sluts.

>> No.9748813

>>9748797
it's too bad that for the most part their precociousness is just for show. convince them to get into the sack and they'll flip back to "innocent little girl" mode.

not that i believe you're going to hunt little girls or anything. 2d will always be superior.

>> No.9748815

>>9748061
>Stuff like this is normal for other NEETs, right?

Personally, whacking it more than once a week is too much or feels like a huge chore. I can't bother with any of that extra garbage. Whip it out, finish as quickly as possible, go about my day.

>> No.9748853

>>9748813
2D is equally acceptable but I'm not picky. If the threats of social exclusion and jail time didn't exist I'd be cruising for 13 year-old snatch this evening.

>> No.9748868

>>9748853
REAL pedo right here.

>> No.9748872

>>9748868
Congratulations on your stunning display of your powers of identification.

>> No.9748877

>>9748872
Don't reply to me truPEDO.

>> No.9748890

>>9748872
He isn't even right I'm technically a ephebophile not a pedophile. I like it when my fruit has just ripened but still has that freshness seal.

Girls that are sluts on the outside but pretty little girls when you get them in the bedroom with nothing but their white cotton panties and b-cup bras on their blooming bodies gives me major erections.

>> No.9748936

>>9748890
Wow me too.
Actually, who am I kidding. I'd fuck a dead dog. If it has a hole I can stick it in, I'd probably fuck it.

>> No.9748935
File: 108 KB, 674x1362, 1347131387490.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
9748935

>>9748676
truNEETs want to get impregnated

>> No.9748945

>>9748935
And who woudn't want to claim madotsuki's womb as their own anyway? Look at those hips of hers, that flat chest...my dick is salivating for her

>> No.9748954

>>9748890
based on human instincts a girl who bleeds and has a noticable bosom is considered mature enough to mate. gotta make them babbies before we all get eaten by bears.

i'll sure fantasize about a life without social implications and status quo where the above stated paragraph is true, but it's never gonna happen again.

try not to get lost in that fantasy bro. i hear horror stories about minor sexual offenders being locked up for life in some "loophole of the system" pen-in-all-pedos complex where it's mandatory to stay there until you're deemed fit to leave and can find housing where your neighborhood will accept a previous sex offender (rarely happens, you're basically serving a life sentence while waiting for people to stop treating pedos like monsters)

>> No.9748962

>>9748954
> you're basically serving a life sentence
From Louis Theroux: A Place for Paedophiles?

>> No.9748963

>>9748962
yep

>> No.9748972

>>9748954
Yeah I know. No big shift is going to happen in my lifetime and half an hour of fun between the sheets isn't worth being murdered by some lifer because the guards let loose that I was in for kiddie fucking

>> No.9748982

>>9748972
Also even -I- know that most of them are too young mentally to give knowing consent anyway. Even though my body is being selfish I know I wouldn't be able to live with the guilt that I probably caused some serious mental scarring to some girl that didn't know any better :/

>> No.9749000

>>9748029
yes

>> No.9749103

>>9748029
That shouldn't even be a question.

>> No.9749110

What kind of lewd things?

>> No.9749236

>>9749110
Dry, lube-less anal sex.

>> No.9749268

>>9749110
lapping up her juices through her unwashed piss & sweat stained panties

>> No.9752091

>>9749268
That sounds nasty, not erotic.

>> No.9752803

>>9748698
Are you me? I remember being in detention and there was a fresh new loli taking up additional French class during lunch hour when I was 14 (she'd have been 12). She had that innocent goody-two-shoes appeal about here and a clear view of those fresh cotton whites fuelled faps for years. But she never turned out to be what you would consider 'popular' for her grade, so I ceased to give a fuck as there was better things on display elsewhere.

The same applied to girls in my classes who did the same. They'd also spy on us in reverse during gym class, like try to peek into our changing rooms, pretending to get pushed in, etc. I remember there was one time I had a semi and basically stood by the door pretending not to notice. Swimming lessons were also great for the inner exhibitionist.

Nowadays, every little whore wears denim hotpants, leaves half of their butt on display and those translucent tops so you can see their bras. Kinda disturbing when you realise how young they actually are, I don't know why they're so desperate to grow up.

Alas, the sweetest of nectars is unavailable to me nowadays. I am not so stupid as to get involved in any way. But I still have fap fantasies of days gone by.

Of course, i still think 2D is superior.

>>9748962
I remember watching this. They basically made it so that you couldn't leave unless you couldn't be sexually aroused by anything and one of the metrics they tested you for was to show you sexy pictures of adults dressed like slutty children to see if your penis responded. Seemed a bit unfair.

>>
Reply to thread [?]Don't expect anything heroic. Your post will not be uploaded to the original board.
Name
E-mail
Subject
Comment
Action