Japanese otaku welcome the weeaboo boom

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Japanese otaku welcome the weeaboo boom Anonymous Wed Jul 9 10:12:28 2008 No.974344 [Reply] [Original]

Japanfag here, I just picked up the second volume of "m9" (see pic), a new "light opinion" magazine from the only publishing company with balls enough to publish the infamous "Kenkanryuu."

Anyway, the magazine includes an absolutely hilarious article advising otaku on how to pick up white weeaboo MySpace whores. I'm gonna pick out some of the best passages for you guys so just hold up a sec.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 9 10:15:52 2008 No.974353 Go on.

Anonymous Wed Jul 9 10:18:52 2008 No.974358

"SUDDENLY, WHITE GIRLS SWARM AROUND JAPANESE OTAKU"

"If you get on MySpace, the friends requests will just pour in. And they're all from 10 ~ 20 year old cute girls... but that's not because I'm good at picking up girls or anything, it's just because Japanese 'otaku' culture is popular. So even if you aren't a nerd, you can just pretend to be one and girls will buy it"

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 9 10:19:52 2008 No.974359 >>974358 >10 year old cute girls The true love of otaku.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 9 10:20:52 2008 No.974363 ...This...makes sense. It makes sense Japanese Otaku wouldn't be all that racist towards the weeaboo's, if only because them being Japanese makes them the center of the weeaboo's attention.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 9 10:21:52 2008 No.974365 >>974358 hahahah what

Anonymous Wed Jul 9 10:25:52 2008 No.974377

"In an instant, I got a female Jojo fan to be my penpal."

"I heard about this from my friend, so I tried it out. I made a page and wrote 'I live in Tokyo and go to Akihabara all the time because I'm an otaku.' In the interests field, I typed in 'Dragonball,' 'Higurashi,' 'Naruto,' etc., put up some anime pictures, and then wrote some bullshit like 'anime that has changed my life' and 'recent anime masterpieces.' ... So then in a week or so, a friends request! 'I'm also hooked on Higurashi, will you be my friend? I want to go to Japan someday.' I open it up... and it's an ugly bearded dude! But then the next day, I get a message from a cute 18 y.o. American girl 'Yoko' who's just graduated highschool!"

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 9 10:26:52 2008 No.974379 >>974377 Poor elevens are going to be so confused when they discover the existence of myspace angles.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 9 10:26:52 2008 No.974380 >>974377 Yoko is also another ugly bearded dude.

Anonymous Wed Jul 9 10:28:52 2008 No.974382

"My friend who's hooked on MySpace says he's gone on dates with 8 white otaku girls, and had sex with 4 of them."

"You may think they're separated from you by the wide sea... afterall, you can't just meet up like you can with someone from Mixi... but since they like Japan, it's not actually that uncommon for them to come over on trips and study abroad programs!"

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 9 10:31:52 2008 No.974386 >>974380 Yoko is the very same ugly bearded dude.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 9 10:32:52 2008 No.974387 >>from the only publishing company with balls enough to publish the infamous "Kenkanryuu." Well, it's bound to be a quality publication then is it?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 9 10:32:52 2008 No.974389 Oh wow. Otaku preying on weaboos preying on otaku. Surreal and postmodern. Haruki Murakami will be having a ball over this.

>>	Alice Margatroid !7cBDollx1Q Wed Jul 9 10:33:52 2008 No.974393 In before elevens have their dreams shattered.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 9 10:34:52 2008 No.974394 Kenkanryuu?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 9 10:35:52 2008 No.974398 This is sad reality.They have even less "life" or whatever left for they need a guide to pickup chicks on myspace.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 9 10:38:52 2008 No.974400 >>974389 >Surreal and postmodern. Haruki Murakami will be having a ball over this. Oh GOD no. This would displease me greatly.

Anonymous Wed Jul 9 10:39:52 2008 No.974401

"To American and European otaku girls, having a Japanese otaku boyfriend is a status symbol."

"2 months after creating my account, I had 6 friends, all girls... but then I discovered a keyword that would increase my friends list exponentially. Surprisingly enough, that keyword was 'Visual kei.'"

"'Do you like 'the GazettE?' I listen to them everyday' 'Do you like 'miyavi?'' Mixed in with regular otaku conversation, I was being asked these kinds of questions quite often. Of course, I had no clue who 'the GazettE' or 'miyavi' were, but upon looking them up I found out that they're indies visual kei bands..."

"Akihabara otaku + visual kei. This seemingly unrelated combination seems to be the most popular. What a strange world we live in."

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 9 10:43:52 2008 No.974412 >>974398 nah its just probably a magazine trying to be popular. such "advice" articles are not uncommon. or new. and I'm not talking about japan. it's the same everywhere.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 9 10:47:52 2008 No.974421 >"Akihabara otaku + visual kei. This seemingly unrelated combination seems to be the most popular. What a strange world we live in." hah they should realise what weeaboo is already.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 9 10:54:52 2008 No.974431 So. What about the White (or the mythical black) Otaku Males? What about us?! Huh? Nothing??!!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 9 10:56:52 2008 No.974435 >>974431 Yeah, nothing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 9 10:57:52 2008 No.974436 More proof that we live in interesting times.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 9 11:00:13 2008 No.974441 File: 6 KB, 200x126, 1209790995826.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This thread is awesome.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 9 11:02:52 2008 No.974448 >>974344 What's up with the magazine cover? Her nose is a rectangle!

Anonymous Wed Jul 9 11:02:52 2008 No.974449

"When she comes to Japan, she won't know right from left... so offer to show her around... take her to Akihabara, then to some place like Asakusa, they love places like that. After the sightseeing, go get a bite to eat. Doesn't have to be expensive, just go to a kaitenzushi place, foreign people love that. After that hit up the local yakitori joint... just keep occupied until the last train leaves. Since she's not from Japan, she won't know when the last train leaves. Offer to walk her to the station, only to be greeted by a sign 'Closed for the day.' You don't have to be Japanese to know what that means. It's a piece of cake from there. Just say 'My house is close to here, wanna come over?' This is the only English you need to memorize. Tell her you have some rare magazines and figures that they only sell in Japan, that'll seal the deal. Hell, I even had a girl tell me that she wanted to see my 'otaku room' without even having to pull the last train card."

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 9 11:04:52 2008 No.974454 >>974449 I am amazed and disturbed by the genius, stereotyping and horror of this.

>>	OP Anonymous Wed Jul 9 11:06:52 2008 No.974459 >>974454 I agree. Say what you want about the Korea and China bashing, but they've hit the weeaboo MySpace whore stereotype dead-on.

>>	Bench Wed Jul 9 11:06:52 2008 No.974462 >>974449 This is awesome.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 9 11:07:52 2008 No.974466 >>974449 Oh god, this shit is comdey gold.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 9 11:07:52 2008 No.974467 >>974449 >'My house is close to here, wanna come over?' >wanna come over?' >wana >IT'S A TRAP

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 9 11:10:52 2008 No.974473 >>974454 Otaku and Weaboo girls.. I have no sympathy for either. Seems like a match made in heaven though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 9 11:11:00 2008 No.974474 File: 26 KB, 640x480, 1214956667300.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>974449

>>	ZUN !barYV1VtIA Wed Jul 9 11:13:52 2008 No.974479 >>974449 But what to do when you're both back in your room?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 9 11:13:52 2008 No.974482 holy shit /jp/, I just keep laughing with this thread

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 9 11:14:52 2008 No.974483 >>974479 Play vidya, watch animu, read mango, and browse @channel, of course!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 9 11:15:52 2008 No.974486 >>974483 Isn't this where she finds out you are only pretending to be an otaku?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 9 11:15:52 2008 No.974487 >>974449 EVERYTHING FALLS INTO PLACE PERFECTLY

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 9 11:18:24 2008 No.974490 File: 22 KB, 500x600, b53a829b408561206ca4d83b18449d46.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>974487 Just according to keikaku...

Anonymous Wed Jul 9 11:21:52 2008 No.974500

"I'll take a shot at it! My date in Akihabara..."

"It's June, 1 in the afternoon, I'm waiting in Akihabara station. And then there she is, wearing a frilly one-piece outfit resembling some sort of decorated cake. 'Hi! A-E-TE U-RE-SHI DE-SU!!' 'Yoko's' green color-contacted eyes glisten. As my friend had told me, that strange painful form of goth-loli fashion that would look like shit on a Japanese girl actually looks decent on her, she looks like a doll. I say in my broken English, 'that's a cute outfit,' and she beams... So we walk around Akihabara, and she buys some cosplay outfits, I take her to a maid cafe, and I can hear people around us saying 'kawaii!', and someone even stops us and asks to take a picture... I feel so important walking around with her at my side."

"In the evening, we go to eat at a kaitenzushi shop, as aforementioned. I'm having some perverted fantasies while watching her clumsily stuff sushi into her little mouth, but unfortunately she tells me that today she has to go greet her host family and is off with a 'baaai!' right after we leave the shop. I told this to my friend, and he says my failure is due to a lack of research and a lack of power... to bad.... but it seems she liked me, and we have plans to meet again while she's in Japan. She's said recently in her mails that she's like to see my 'otaku room.' I have a feeling that things will go better this time..."

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 9 11:22:52 2008 No.974502 >>974486 If they're decent looking and consider it a status symbol, I doubt they'll have a high enough power level to know they're being led on.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 9 11:23:52 2008 No.974508 >>974500 That's it. White race is doomed.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 9 11:23:52 2008 No.974509 >>974500 If this were /b/, this would be the part where we seek out "Yoko" so we can make her life a living hell.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 9 11:24:52 2008 No.974510 >As my friend had told me, that strange painful form of goth-loli fashion that would look like shit on a Japanese girl actually looks decent on her, she looks like a doll. I laughed because we say the exact opposite.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 9 11:24:52 2008 No.974511 >>974500 GET THIS MAN HIS GAIJIN

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 9 11:24:52 2008 No.974512 >>974509 You can go back now.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 9 11:25:52 2008 No.974513 >>974500 >due to a lack of research and a lack of power Hah.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 9 11:30:52 2008 No.974523 >>974509 Maybe two years ago, but not now.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 9 11:30:52 2008 No.974525 I hope at least some of these stories are true.

Anonymous Wed Jul 9 11:42:52 2008 No.974536

>>974525
this is breaking apart my world. how the fuck are the white bitches not obese? and diabetes-stricken mcdonald's worshipers?

if a couple of japs who are raised outside of nippon are obsessed with jap culture, what do we call them - otaku or weeaboo?

OP Wed Jul 9 11:44:52 2008 No.974538

Those are the best parts, the rest of the article is mostly just explaining what MySpace is and why otaku culture and visual kei is popular overseas.

I personally love this article, it should bring a warm feeling of victory to any male who's ever been involved with the Western otaku fandom. Just to know that that one cute girl in your university's anime club, the one who always wears expensive imported goth-loli clothes and would never be caught dead dating a white guy, the one who was always bragging about how she's going to Japan to meet her cool Japanese boyfriend... Just to know that she's likely being played by the Japanese equivalent of a "NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER" screaming /b/tard: some asshole VIPPER who spends his days bashing Koreans online, who's not really into anime but knows enough to fake it, and who's just gonna fuck her brains out and then tell everyone on 2ch about it... It just gives one a really nice warm feeling of great justice, deep down inside, know what I mean?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 9 11:47:52 2008 No.974541 >>974538 Yes, but what about YOU and ME? What about US?! What are we gonna do?!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 9 11:48:52 2008 No.974542 >>974536 Are you an idiot?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 9 11:49:52 2008 No.974545 >>974538 How exactly is it justice, they're both getting what they want.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 9 11:49:52 2008 No.974546 >>974344 another reason to suppress my power level.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 9 11:49:52 2008 No.974547 >>974541 time to mix, go find some hairy brown indian girls or unshaved chinese girls

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 9 11:50:52 2008 No.974548 >>974545 Just wait until she's being stalk by VIPPERS left and right.

>>	OP Wed Jul 9 11:50:52 2008 No.974549 >>974541 Be satisfied with 2D girls, as any real otaku would? Or if you get tired of that, there's always a population of "yellow cab" girls with a gaijin fetish hanging around at Japanese clubs. Isn't cultural exchange grand?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 9 11:52:52 2008 No.974552 >>974538 Can you scan the whole article?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 9 11:53:52 2008 No.974553 >>974541 But if we did something like that the girls would go back to Japan and tell everyone how rough and abusive the foreign man is and find a lawyer from Jew town to sue us. Oh wait that was white weeaboo girl.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 9 11:57:52 2008 No.974558 Thanks OP, you made a thread that is somewhat true to 4chan's spirit. I haven't been this amused in a while.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 9 11:58:52 2008 No.974563 >>974547 >>974549 Oh boy. I confessed to my buddy that I wanted a strong chinese army gal to be my wife and he looked at me really weird. Duuuuuuude. EACH FOR THEIR OWN I GUESS.

>>	OP Wed Jul 9 11:59:52 2008 No.974564 >>974552 You know, it's kind of a pain in the ass, but this article is such awesome comedy gold that I think I'll take you up on that Anonymous. I'll leave it up to you to write out a complete English version though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 9 12:00:52 2008 No.974566 >>974548 When she was young she watched anime and she said to dad "I want to go to japan daddy." Dad said "No! You will BE STALK BY VIPPERS"

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 9 12:03:52 2008 No.974571 >>974563 I'd love me some strong chinese army girl.

Anonymous Wed Jul 9 12:04:01 2008 No.974572

On some level I kind of feel sorry for the MySpace weeaboos. On the other, how many of your typical weeaboo will ever go to Japan, seems like a waste of time to me. You're better off trolling the typical foreigner-in-japan websites.

It does seem like the best way

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 9 12:04:52 2008 No.974573 On some level I kind of feel sorry for the MySpace weeaboos. On the other, how many of your typical weeaboo will ever go to Japan, seems like a waste of time to me. You're better off trolling the typical foreigner-in-japan websites.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 9 12:04:52 2008 No.974574 >>974563 Pic of army gal?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 9 12:05:52 2008 No.974575 >>974564 Scan it!! >>974571 h5

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 9 12:05:52 2008 No.974576 >>974541 We live this blessed land called America. It's full of WHORES WHORES WHORES

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 9 12:07:38 2008 No.974579 File: 56 KB, 500x501, 1215528498139.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>974576 VAPID CUNTS ARGHHHHHHHHHHHH WHITE WOMAN MAKE ME SO MAD also army gals.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 9 12:08:52 2008 No.974580 >>974579 China: Soldier Korea: Officer Japan: Comfort

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 9 12:11:52 2008 No.974583 >>974579 I don't know about you guys, but if I were in the army I would rather have the woman who can break shit with her bare hands rather than a skinny bimbo.

Anonymous Wed Jul 9 12:20:52 2008 No.974595

>>974579

What the heck is this? They're women, they're in the army, and they're hot?

When I was in the army, all the women there were land whales that couldn't have gathered stares from anyone else but the guys who hadn't had a leave for a while.

There's no way that's true. How about other anons who've been in the army. There weren't any hot girls in your unit were there... or the platoon either for that matter?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 9 12:22:52 2008 No.974601 the best part of this article is that I believe every word of it

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 9 12:27:52 2008 No.974604 >>974601 Even if all the accounts are made up I believe it too.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 9 12:29:52 2008 No.974608 >>974595 I was lucky. She was a fun gal. Wasn't a slut, even. Creatures like her are rare.

>>	OP Wed Jul 9 12:29:52 2008 No.974609 Scanned the article and posted it in /hr/. >>>/hr/384799

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 9 12:29:52 2008 No.974610 >>974595 Land whale is the most common type. A few relatively cute ones have been sighted. One quite cute and damn petite one just arrived. Can't really see how she's gonna manage though (not enough brawn to carry her own equipment sack to boot).

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 9 12:29:52 2008 No.974611 >>974604 Even if it's all false and some kind of an elaborate troll, it's still so freakingly awesome. Goddamn awesome.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 9 12:37:52 2008 No.974615 >>974610 One quite cute and damn petite one just arrived. You must be finnish, since the latest recruits shipped on monday. Vittu mitä me kaikki tehdään 4chanissa. Minunkin pitäisi tehdä töitä nyt. Mutta ei. Selaan kuvalautoja.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 9 12:40:52 2008 No.974619 >>974609 Awesome, thanks OP.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 9 12:45:52 2008 No.974629 >>974610 She's gonna manage by getting raped to shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 9 12:46:52 2008 No.974630 >>974615 Rama lama ding dong to you too my friend.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 9 12:48:52 2008 No.974631 >>974358 >>974377 >>974380 >>974386 >>974401 >>974449 >>974510 QFT!!! >>974523 :( >>974379 hahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahaha

>>	紅美鈴門門 !!jbNr9Gc7HBh Wed Jul 9 12:55:52 2008 No.974636 Too bad.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 9 12:58:52 2008 No.974637 >>974344 >>974358 >>974377 >>974382 >>974401 >>974449 >>974500 >>974538 >>974609 Japfag. Finfag thanks you; This thread made my day.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 9 13:23:34 2008 No.974671 Lol complete bullshit. Enjoy your 12yr old yaoi fangirl with "her" black photos and myspace angles. I hope you like talking about Sasunaru and Gravitation.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 9 13:24:52 2008 No.974675 Lol complete bullshit. Enjoy your 12yr old yaoi fangirl with "her" black/white photos and myspace angles. I hope you like talking about Sasunaru and Gravitation.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 9 13:25:52 2008 No.974677 >>974675 >Enjoy your 12yr old yaoi fangirl Holy shit, I will.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 9 13:25:52 2008 No.974678 >>974675 You didn't read the thread at all, did you?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 9 13:35:52 2008 No.974691 >>974678 No I didn't, I only read the article parts but ask yourself this. Does anyone on 4chan actually read the entire thread?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 9 13:37:52 2008 No.974697 >>974691 Out.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 9 13:39:52 2008 No.974704 >>974691 Did you realize that the article was originally in Japanese...? If so, who is this "you" you're talking about? The massive Japanese audience of /jp/?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 9 13:41:52 2008 No.974713 >>974691 Please leave.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 9 13:59:19 2008 No.974769 File: 300 KB, 683x1024, ughs2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] postin in this hilarious thread

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 9 14:08:06 2008 No.974804 File: 320 KB, 683x1024, ughs6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] i found a pic of yoko

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 9 14:10:52 2008 No.974813 >>974804 Low standards are low.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 9 14:11:09 2008 No.974818 File: 45 KB, 254x187, 1215129093537.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>974804 Thanks for replacing my mental image of Seiba...

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 9 14:13:52 2008 No.974823 >>974804 She is moe~

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 9 14:14:26 2008 No.974825 File: 34 KB, 704x396, 1170612497818.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>974804 >>974769

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 9 14:23:52 2008 No.974846 >>974804 I doubt those otaku would hit that, just look at that skin They could just get whores instead

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 9 14:24:52 2008 No.974848 >>974769 >>974804 The guy must be fucking blind if this is the "cute" gaijin he is talking about.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 9 14:27:52 2008 No.974862 >>974818 Why is she SO FUCKING CUTE.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 9 14:33:07 2008 No.974880 File: 327 KB, 500x650, 50544021474dd4ff2e8e826405b1fb6d.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>974862

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 9 14:34:52 2008 No.974882 >>974804 She.. she has acne on her chest. I didn't even know that was possible.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 9 14:35:52 2008 No.974886 >>974882 I bet she has it all over her back and thighs too.. THINK ABOUT IT!!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 9 14:35:52 2008 No.974888 >>974769 I look more like a girl than she does.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 9 14:38:52 2008 No.974896 >>974882 Pig-disgusting 3d women, welcome to the real world.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 9 14:41:52 2008 No.974903 I actually feel sorry for her.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 9 14:42:52 2008 No.974908 I was greatly amused.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 9 14:45:52 2008 No.974917 NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER I WIL FIND YOKO AND RAPE HER MYSPACE WITH MY INTERNET DICK

Anonymous Wed Jul 9 14:46:36 2008 No.974920
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>>974896
Is it too much to ask for an intelligent, engaging female with flawless skin, clear, beautiful eyes, long legs and an ample chest to approach me and ask if I'd like to get dinner? If it is, then I'll see you all in the afterlife.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 9 14:56:52 2008 No.974950 >As my friend had told me, that strange painful form of goth-loli fashion that would look like shit on a Japanese girl actually looks decent on her, she looks like a doll. This is the ultimate highlight.

Anonymous Wed Jul 9 14:58:52 2008 No.974960

>>974920
>Is it too much to ask for an intelligent, engaging female with flawless skin, clear, beautiful eyes, long legs and an ample chest to approach me and ask if I'd like to get dinner? If it is, then I'll see you all in the afterlife.
>ample chest

tsk. flat is much more ℳℴℯ

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 9 15:00:52 2008 No.974969 Thanks OP. Genuine entertainment.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 9 15:06:52 2008 No.974986 Sup /jp/, I'm an asian weeaboo who doesn't live in Japan, but after reading this, I'm gonna try and go there to work for a year for shit and giggles while trying this. It may be the only chance in my life to get laid.

Anonymous Wed Jul 9 15:06:52 2008 No.974989

>>974920
>Is it too much to ask for an intelligent, engaging female with flawless skin, clear, beautiful eyes, long legs and an ample chest to approach me and ask if I'd like to get dinner?

Its not much to ask if you are an intelligent, succesful male with the body of Adonis, deep dark eyes, strong legs and an ample wallet.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 9 15:08:52 2008 No.974999 >>974769 >>974950 It's just so.. so..

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 9 15:09:52 2008 No.975002 >>974989 >ample wallet. I chortled.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 9 15:11:52 2008 No.975010 How would you introduce your girlfriend to skincare products?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 9 15:15:52 2008 No.975021 >>974989 Shit, my eyes are blue.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 9 15:16:52 2008 No.975024 >>975021 Are you an ubermensch?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 9 15:18:52 2008 No.975030 ARCHIVE THIS SHIT!!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 9 15:19:52 2008 No.975031 >>975021 There are a lot of attractive asian girls in my area unfortunately they only crave white cock with blue eyes. ;_;

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 9 15:37:52 2008 No.975092 >>975031 >white cock with blue eyes. ;_; They like reicock.jpg?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 9 15:39:52 2008 No.975097 >>975092 Shes is cute, that is why they call her rei.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 9 15:44:22 2008 No.975106 File: 40 KB, 480x640, cute14.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] a 14 year old weeaboo girl who likes visual kei so,/jp/, would you hit it?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 9 15:47:52 2008 No.975112 >>975106 She looks like a crackwhore. It's not like that would stop me though...

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 9 15:49:52 2008 No.975116 archive

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 9 15:51:52 2008 No.975118 >>975112 But we all know it's pretend. I'd her.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 9 15:51:52 2008 No.975119 >>975106 at full force etc

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 9 15:52:52 2008 No.975122 I wonder why this doesn't work in reverse with asian girl otakus, although I doubt I'm prepared for the unbridled horror awaiting me if it did.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 9 15:57:52 2008 No.975130 >>975106 no

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 9 16:04:52 2008 No.975147 Wouldn't the exact opposite work for american weeaboo dudes using mixi? You can always play pretend as well.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 9 16:06:52 2008 No.975154 >>975147 What are we supposed to pretend to be?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 9 16:07:52 2008 No.975157 >>975154 The typical amerikkkan normalfag?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 9 16:10:52 2008 No.975167 >>975157 I'm not an American. Do I even have a chance? I live in one of those Commonwealth countries nobody cares about.

>>	Anonymous of Colombia !pkzejWGkfw Wed Jul 9 16:10:52 2008 No.975169 This is fucking genius. And in the end, aren't both parties happy (and a bit deluded)? Thanks for the translations OP, this is what really /jp/ is about.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 9 16:11:52 2008 No.975175 >>975157 The fucking collar pop guy.

Anonymous Wed Jul 9 16:21:52 2008 No.975217

>>974615

Me luetaan muiden kirjottamaa paskaa ja trollausta ja katellaan jos roskan seasta löytyisi niitä kivoja kuvia. Ei sillä etteikö muutkin kun suomalaiset tekisi samaa.

>>974920

Is it too much to ask a cute, beautiful, deliciously flat-chested blonde girl who seems to be 17 to 19 years old and fights random foes with a longsword, wears ribbons, white collarshirts and occasionally nifty heavy armor to ask approach me and ask: "Anata wa... watashi no masutaa ka?"

Anonymous Wed Jul 9 16:25:52 2008 No.975229

For all the people hoping that this works in reverse, you need to be white and have blonde hair. Blue eyes are a big help too.

As long as you take care of your hair properly(go ask on cgl or fit or fa or whatever), and aren't american fat, you should have literally no problems pulling off the reverse.

Just make sure you suppress your power level, and you should be good to go.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 9 16:27:52 2008 No.975239 >>975217 Fail at typing

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 9 16:30:52 2008 No.975250 They're a bit slow on the uptake, aren't they? This situation has been possible for at least 8 years now.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 9 16:30:52 2008 No.975251 >>975217 is that Finnish?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 9 16:32:52 2008 No.975265 >>975229 F-F-F-F-F-F-F-FUCK. I can't get pussy here and I can't be Charismatic Guy in Nippon?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 9 16:33:52 2008 No.975269 >>975265 Charisma man desu?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 9 16:40:52 2008 No.975313 >>974989 It's so great having a friend like that. The women all faun over him, and since we're almost always together, I get the leftovers.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 9 16:58:52 2008 No.975363 >>975313 > leftovers sloppy seconds

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 9 17:00:52 2008 No.975370 >>975363 Your point? Sometimes, leftovers can be even better than the first time you had them.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 9 17:02:52 2008 No.975373 >>975370 I don't like people sticking and poking my meat.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 9 17:03:52 2008 No.975376 >>975373 What's a matter, never had a threesome before.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 9 17:04:52 2008 No.975379 >>975376 Y-Yeah. I've had plenty. W-What are you; a virgin?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 9 17:33:52 2008 No.975452 Hardly any sages.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 9 17:35:52 2008 No.975468 >>974888 Haha, oh wow, me too.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 9 18:02:52 2008 No.975563 >>974804 SADER?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 9 18:06:52 2008 No.975580 >>975229 FUCK ME I'M IRISH

Anonymous Wed Jul 9 19:05:52 2008 No.975822

>>974804
This is horrid. If she went through all the trouble to cosplay why not use a bra that will push up her cleavage and make it attractive. On top of that (pun intended) use some makeup to hide the acne.

Even if its all fake at least it would have made a half-way decent picture. Makeup is almost magical stuff.

My first (and only) girlfriend from high school was pretty without makeup, but when she wore one day I nearly died.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 9 19:14:52 2008 No.975863 >>975229 Eurofag w. blond hair / blue eyes can win teh game ?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 9 19:22:52 2008 No.975893 >>975229 But isn't it the common stereotype that Americans don't give a shit about the east. So why would someone who likes American culture be on a Japanese circle jerk network? Or would they not catch on.

Anonymous Wed Jul 9 19:23:52 2008 No.975898

>>974344
oh femanons from yesterday how do you feel about this. wanna go to japan to get a japanese ota boyfriend just to be treated as sex objects, get pregnant have a baby with an ota, and living a miserable life when you realize that what you did was a mistake, missing your family and your hometown.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 9 19:25:52 2008 No.975913 >>975898 Stop it. Why do you want to ruin /jp/? Knock it off. I knew this thread would degenerate into utter shit, but man was it awesome early on.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 9 19:25:52 2008 No.975914 >>975898 probably not since it would make them more japanese.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 9 19:31:52 2008 No.975948 >>975913 early on when nobody realizes that we will never get a girl to live a "happy" life with? or at least being normal?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 9 19:56:52 2008 No.976083 >>975898 Fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 9 21:45:52 2008 No.976447 This is why I hate weeaboos

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 9 22:06:52 2008 No.976496 ARCHIVE.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 10 02:17:52 2008 No.977778 I lol'd

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 10 02:25:52 2008 No.977821 >>976496 Yes, this.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 10 02:27:52 2008 No.977833 >>977821 already set to archive, nevermind

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 10 02:35:52 2008 No.977870 >>977833 Just some neo-/b/ faggots who refused to lurk.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 10 02:49:52 2008 No.977942 Thanks for the article OP, hilarious stuff. Sage because thread is turning to shit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 10 07:43:35 2008 No.979449 >>974344

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 10 14:16:52 2008 No.980940 This thread has destroyed my fantasies

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 10 14:23:11 2008 No.980952 >>974509 send this to /b/ then

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 10 14:26:15 2008 No.980964 File: 225 KB, 1147x823, 1215699975236.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>974579

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