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Anonymous Mon Sep 17 00:47:22 2012 No.9735753 [Reply] [Original]

You're in a club with your waifu and this dragon swoops in and carries her off to his lair. What do you do?

Keep in mind that he has a 700 foot wingspan and weighs 400 pounds.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 17 00:48:22 2012 No.9735761 File: 42 KB, 337x338, 1331414759597.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] call the national guard and suit up for business

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 17 00:52:22 2012 No.9735779 File: 564 KB, 1000x760, 1344568956216.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Something tells me I wouldn't have to do much. Trying to do anything would get in her way.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 17 00:52:22 2012 No.9735783 Duh, she is small time. I've fought worse in dark souls.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 17 00:52:22 2012 No.9735784 File: 372 KB, 1019x1019, 10201.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >400 pounds You're kidding right?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 17 00:54:22 2012 No.9735791 >>9735784 dragons are heavy dude

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 17 00:55:22 2012 No.9735795 >>9735783 Real life is not like video games, Anonymous.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 17 00:55:22 2012 No.9735800 >>9735795 He could just roll around the room to dodge its attacks.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 17 00:56:22 2012 No.9735805 >>9735791 for his size, he's very light if he went outside he'd get blown away by the wind

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 17 00:57:22 2012 No.9735813 File: 79 KB, 410x426, 1331484610222.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9735805 but thats the point of flying

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 17 00:58:22 2012 No.9735816 >>9735795 Well, dragons are not real life either. Dohoho~

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 17 00:59:22 2012 No.9735818 File: 60 KB, 467x605, Mishima the Last Japanese warrior of Justice.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9735753 I fight and find her This thread feels so g/a/y to me though

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 17 01:00:22 2012 No.9735821 >>9735818 Please don't bully my thread, Sean. I put a lot of thought into it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 17 01:04:22 2012 No.9735835 >>9735821 Sorry.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 17 01:04:22 2012 No.9735838 >>9735818 she just got kidnapped dude thats a lot to deal with already why would you fight her

Anonymous Mon Sep 17 01:06:33 2012 No.9735843

Gather a band of the finest warriors I can find, and venture into the dragons lair for honor, fortune, and fame. Fall in love with a girl that I brought along to fight with me. We discover that my wife has become a monster due to the dragon. We slay her and my new girl is tragically killed by the dragon. After defeating the dragon, me and my new death squad earn a living as famous mercenaries.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 17 01:09:33 2012 No.9735859 >>9735843 Became a monster, anon? She simply loved that dragon more than she could have ever loved you. Who's the real monster?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 17 01:11:33 2012 No.9735865 >>9735859 Her, for being a dishonest maiden. Off with her heads!

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 17 01:18:03 2012 No.9735896 File: 1.18 MB, 1000x1000, dragon (2).png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9735753 I'll ask for help her twin. And end up with two girls and two dragons.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 17 01:20:23 2012 No.9735903 >>9735753 I'd fuck the dragon and the girl. Or 'll let them fuck me I don't care.

>>	John !GmxgLfJhMM Mon Sep 17 05:05:43 2012 No.9736954 File: 392 KB, 612x680, [Chibiki]_THE_iDOLM@STER_-_07_[720p][11B4A4B2].mkv_snapshot_05.17_[2011.08.19_17.07.55]2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9735821 Sean a shit.

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