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A beautiful Fukune comes down from heaven and gives you three choices.
1) She will be your best friend for life and defend you from bullies
2) She will be your wife and cook you meals
3) She will be your sex slave

Choose wisely!

>> No.9735387

Option 3 is included in option 2.

>> No.9735383

All

>> No.9735393

>>9735387
Not true, wife does not mean "accepting of all your deviant fetishes"

>> No.9735402

2

>> No.9735411

2, easily.

Pure love without the lewdness of the modern world? Sign me up.

>> No.9735408

Stop bullying fukune :<

>> No.9735414

3. I want to show her just how terrifying a "lewder" can be!

>> No.9735423

Don't bully George-chan please, he is very insecure about having the mentality of a 12 year old girl and his father beats him because of it.

>> No.9735426

3

>> No.9735431

Option 2 is included in option 3.

>> No.9735437

>>9735393
Then you married the wrong girl.

>> No.9735453

Option 3 and 1 are included in option 2 and if you say no >>9735437

>> No.9735472

But that's Satori, OP.

There's no Touhou named Fukune, I can't even think of a character named that, what's she from?

>> No.9735545

I want to marry Fukune

>> No.9735846

2,
with an ass like that i'd rather wife that bitch goddamn

>> No.9735886

1
Sex is weird and I can already cook my own meals.

>> No.9735890
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9735890

Hi.

I just came here for Satorin. Posting Satorin.

>> No.9735929
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9735929

But she's too young to do any of those things for me.....
But if it was Yuugi on the other hand......then we could start to talk about something serious.

>> No.9735937

>>9735929
That would be sexy if she wasn't mind broken into doing that. Fuck that artist.

>> No.9735938

3 because I still want to fuck fukune.

>> No.9735954

>>9735937
I just don't get why he couldn't have just left out the text, then it would be perfect.

>> No.9736108

>>9735937
she's drunk.

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9736121

Sister is looking awfully lewd today!

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>> No.9736450

>>9736108
I really need some new Yuugi doujin material

Why aren't there more out there?

>> No.9736480

2. I don't really want to marry her, but the tax benefits are pretty great, and if she pumps out a few kids we can NEET it up for life.

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