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9728224 No.9728224 [Reply] [Original]

Would you eat Aya-san's eggs?

>> No.9728232

Sure

>> No.9728240

No they probably have HIV.

>> No.9728250

Who is the sluttiest, Sanae or Aya?

>> No.9728264

>>9728250
Sanae

>> No.9728271

>>9728250
Aya's probably slept with more than one guy in her very, very long lifespan, so technically her.

>> No.9728304

>>9728224
Ew no. They are probably full of doo doo or something.

>> No.9728309

>>9728304
Just eat da poo poo

>> No.9728312
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9728312

I...don't know. Does she want me too?

>> No.9728326

>>9728309
NO! I will not eat crow poop!

>> No.9728352

Doesn't the taste of various birds' eggs vary wildly? Quail and chickens have delicious eggs, but you wouldn't want a duck or pigeon egg anywhere near your tongue, apparently.

Egg taste (or at least popularity) seems to be dictated by bird beauty, so maybe hers taste good.

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>>9728224
No, but I'd definitely fertilize them for her.

>> No.9728366

>>9728352
Eh, probably average.

Has anyone ever tried eating a crow egg?

>> No.9728367
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9728367

Would you eat Aya?

>> No.9728374

>>9728367

Yes.

>> No.9728375
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>>9728367
Absolutely not!

>> No.9728376

>>9728357
What would jizzing on some eggs do for you?

>> No.9728378

>>9728367
Sure. It probably doesn't even count as cannibalism since she's not even a human.

>> No.9728397

>>9728378
It's not cannibalism, but it's still bad. Please don't hurt Aya.

>> No.9728402

>>9728397

If she's already cooked and ready for consumption, hasn't the hurting already taken place?

To eat her then would just be making lemonaid from situational lemons.

>> No.9728406

>>9728402
Exactly. No point letting good meat go to waste.

>> No.9728407

>>9728402
Aaaugh, don't make me think about this. Please don't eat Aya or encourage the consumption of tengus.

>> No.9728411

>>9728407
They drew first blood, not me!

>> No.9728414

>>9728402
>If she's already cooked and ready for consumption
But who said she was?
Even if they're already dead, I still wouldn't feel comfortable eating someone I love. Or hell, anything that was at one point sentient.

>> No.9728422
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>>9728414

Cows are sentient, doofus. They're just not as smart as you.

Then again, neither are babies. They probably taste good too.

>> No.9728423

>>9728411
And by eating the her, you're giving them reason to draw more blood!
Besides, youkai are ridiculously durable. She'll probably get better if you don't eat her.

>> No.9728427

>>9728422
...what? I know. Shut up.

>> No.9728433

>>9728427

So you're a vegetarian?

I mean, good on you, but I just want clarification.

>> No.9728437

I think it would be a waste to eat Aya. You could probably get a week of sex out of her body at least first. After that you could eat her. Plus then it would be marinated.

>> No.9728442

>>9728433
No, I'm not. I read "cows" as "crows."
I'm not going to get into an argument over what's sentient and what's not.

>> No.9728446
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9728446

Oh, not this shit again.

>> No.9728452

>>9728446
Stop being potentially delicious, bird!

>> No.9728459
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>>9728452
Like you're one to talk.

>> No.9728457

>>9728437
A week seems pretty extreme. I dont know how fast bodies decay but her orifices would be pretty dirty unless you cleaned them out, which I also question the ease of.

>> No.9728463

>>9728457
Just keep her alive in your rape dungeon until you decide you want to eat her.

>> No.9728466

>>9728437
She'd probably start moving again during that time. Maybe. I'm not sure how youkai work.

>> No.9728467

>>9728459
Are you gonna suck his cock?

>> No.9728473

>>9728463
She'd escape.

>> No.9728474

>>9728442
Good, 'cause it's not really up for argument.

sen·tient/ˈsenCH(ē)ənt/
Adjective:
Able to perceive or feel things: "sentient life forms".
Synonyms:
sensitive - sensible - susceptible - tender - feeling

>> No.9728475

>>9728463
But that is rape and I don't want to hurt Aya, I just want to make the best of the situation when she dies.

>> No.9728477

>>9728459
Y-You think I might be delicious. I don't know what to say!

>> No.9728483

How the hell would you even get a youkai inside your rape dungeon?

You'd end up in her rape dungeon.

>> No.9728493

>>9728483
I'd be okay with that.

>> No.9728490

hata a cute

>> No.9728491

>>9728483
Well, you trick her into thinking she's captured you inside her rape dungeon, when in actuality it's your rape dungeon and it was all a ploy to get her inside.

>> No.9728497

>>9728491
But youkai are really strong and have magic and stuff. How would you capture her?

>> No.9728515
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9728515

Something odd in the mail today. What'll you do?

>> No.9728520

>>9728515

I return it to the post office, as any upstanding citizen would. Clearly this postage does not belong to me.

>> No.9728527

>>9728515
I would set Aya free and in her gratitude she would obay me as her savior.

>> No.9728538

>>9728515
Return to original owner. This good has already been used.

>> No.9728539

>>9728527

no she would eat you dude

>> No.9728561

>>9728539
Tengu don't eat people.

>> No.9728567

>>9728515
Thank god I didn't have to pay shipping for that.

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>> No.9728616

Please post the one where I bully Aya by taking her camera.

>> No.9728636

>>9728616
Please don't bully.

>> No.9728824

>>9728636
What're you gonna do about it, nerd? XD *throws Aya on da FLOOR*

>> No.9729098

>>9728326
It's probably very nutritious.

>> No.9729127

On a soda cracker with some lemon!

>> No.9729132
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9729132

who bully aya here?

>> No.9729152

>>9729132
I would
When she starts crying like that though.
My eyes are tearing up a bit right now actually.
I'd give her back the camera and hug her, and tell her I love her while holding her tightly.

I'm so sorry Aya, but your crying face is so damn cute I just need to see it all the time! I want to experience her entire emotional and expressive range.

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>> No.9729173

>>9729132
Thank you.

>> No.9729171

>>9729152
Fag

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>>9729146
Shou's a woman of good taste. Those are some damn delicious legs.

>>9729152
Aya's not stupid. She won't like you anymore if you bully her.

>> No.9729176

>>9729172
She would understand though. I love her so much that I just wanted to see her beautiful crying face.

>> No.9729194
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9729194

Why do she keep repeting her name?

>> No.9729190

>>9729176
She would understand that you're a bully and wouldn't like you anymore.

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>> No.9729228

>>9729190
Grrr!
I only want to do it to see her be cuter!
Fugg you, she'd still love me.

>> No.9729250

AYA IS NOT A CROW
SHE IS A CROW TENGU NOT A CROW
SHE DOES NOT LAY EGGS

>> No.9729260

>>9729152
I'd do it because I dislike her.

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>>9729250
Even if they aren't crows, it seems like they do.

>> No.9731139
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9731139

Taking shelter from the rain, Aya flies into your room while you're on the can. Her exhaustion overrides her reason for a moment when she sees your bed, and she's out like a light.
There is a wet tengu sleeping on your bed. What'll you do?

>> No.9731143

>>9731139

Take off her wet clothes, then throw on another blanket.

>> No.9731158

>>9731139
I would put a blanket over her and tuck her in.

>> No.9731162

>>9731143
>take off her wet clothes
You're not fooling anyone, anon.

>> No.9731172

>>9731139

Let her keep resting. Best not to wake up anyone that's asleep.

>> No.9731185

>>9731139
Depends what time it is, if it's late enough I'll get in and go to sleep myself. My bed's big enough after all. I should probably do something about those wet clothes first though.

>> No.9731199

>>9731139
Wonder why the HELL my bed is a couch.

>> No.9731205

>>9731199
autism detected

>> No.9731206
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9731206

You're good people, /jp/.

>> No.9731210

>>9731205
thanks, doc.

>> No.9731230

>>9731185
>>9731143
Um...I know you mean well, but are you sure about that? What if she wakes up mid-undressing? What'll she wear in the meantime? I don't think she'd like waking up next morning naked.

>> No.9731259

>>9731230

I'm not either of them, but I'd just put a towel over her before putting a blanket over her. Shows that you care without being too invasive.

Too bad the first thing she'll do upon waking up is go through all of your things, trying to find bad things about you to write about in her newspaper, since that what she does with everyone. Lord help you if your computer isn't password-protected and you haven't done anything to hide your internet history.

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>>9731259

I honestly wouldn't care too much, I don't have much of anything to hide. Even if she'd do stuff like that it's nice to help people out a bit.

>> No.9731271
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>>9731259
Aya cannot into computer.

I'm pretty sure she doesn't actively go looking for bad stuff, she's just opinionated and lets said opinions seep into her articles.
DS might have said have said otherwise, but fuck DS.

>> No.9731282

>>9731139
I'd be scared shitless if some strange wet lady burst into my bedroom and passed on on my bed.

>> No.9731443

>>9728352
The thing about duck's egg is strong smell. It's delicious nevertheless. Not sure about pigeon's.

>> No.9731980

>>9731199
That seems to be a futon, meaning it can be both a bed and a couch.

>> No.9732000

>>9731139
I'd wake her up and ask if she wants to take a hot shower and eat something before continuing her slumber on the guest bed. I'm pretty autistic when it comes to my personal belongings.

>> No.9732009

>>9731139
I look at the window and blinds she wrecked on her way in and ask her to pay for the damages. She probably wrecked my computer monitor which is right by the window too.

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>>9731139
I'd pick her up and move her somewhere else.

She's be cute and light I'd bet, hollow bones and all.

>> No.9732122

>>9731139
I would cut off her head as a means of self-protection, considering what dangerous, vile and deceitful beasts tengu are and this speciment in particular. After that I will commit coitus with her throat and orifices thoroughly and dispose of her body. I would put her in a bathtub and chop her in little pieces to get the blood out. After that I will get meat off the bones and make burgers out of it. Burgers will be sent as anonimous charity to the foster home. The bones will be burnt and then buried in various places across the district. The distance between each bone will be big enough to avoid locating them in one go.

>> No.9732152

>>9731139
Video tape her sleeping
Sell it to Otaku
Never have to work again

Or use it for blackmail

>> No.9732155

>>9728224
>Would you eat Aya-san's eggs?
No. She is a tengu. Tengu are demons. I will not deliberately consume demon material. Looks matter less to me than her personality which is backstabbing type. Why the hell do I want a known backstabber around? She's out as soon as I can get the police over to detain her for breaking, entering, and damages. She damn lucky I didn't shoot her with one of my guns because my home is my castle in this state (castle law).

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>>9728422
Those little rascals are smart as HELL.

>>9731139
Wake her up, offer her a towel and dry, clean clothes.

>> No.9732860
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9732860

The next morning you wake up with Aya snuggled up against you, arms around your torso and a smile on her still-sleeping face. Now what?

>> No.9732872

>>9732860
Now I strangle her.

>> No.9732874

>>9732860
How did she dislocate her abdomin from her pelvis??

>> No.9732885

>>9732860

I'd sneak away. I'm not very comfortable in that kind of situation.

>> No.9732951
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>>9732885
Aya groans unhappily when you try to pull away and snuggles closer. Doesn't look like you're going anywhere for a while.

>> No.9732984

>>9732860
Wonder if I got her pregnant during the previous night.

>> No.9732992

>>9728224
How are you willing to say you love a girl if you're not willing to eat her eggs.

Also I'd fertilize them for sure.

>> No.9732996

>>9732951

I'd text to my friends that I won't be getting to the first lectures at the uni. Then I'd set alarm couple hours later and doze off while hugging her.

>> No.9733027

>>9732996
>friends
Go to HELL.

>> No.9733047

>>9728515
I would look at her, bring her in and from there.

1, Grab my pocket knife, it has scissors.

2. Snip off the gag, making sure to not get her skin.

3. Tell her, "I'm going to run my hands along your body to find the best points to snip this away."

4. Run hand along her breasts and cut the one at the top, slowly and firmly.

5. From there snip it at the right points to cut it lose in as few snips as possible, makes me look good.

6. Invite to stay at my house for as long as she needs and wants.

I officially made myself seem like the best person in the world, and she's used to me touching her and won't hate me for it cause I helped her and did it expertly.

>> No.9733055

>>9733047
>1, Grab my pocket knife, it has scissors.
I thought this was going to go somewhere much worse than it did.

I've been hanging around the wrong people too long.

>> No.9733095

>>9732860
You make it sound like I fall asleep at a reasonable hour.

>> No.9733097

>>9733055
Why would I cut Aya, I mean I'm fine with giving her a few bruises but to cut her? That's wrong.

>> No.9733122

>>9732951

How annoying. I guess I can live with it but I don't really like being touched.

>> No.9733188

>>9732860
I would have been on the computer all night so when it hits around 6AM I'll wake up her and tell her to get out because it's my turn. I'll then enjoy my prewarmed bed and sleep till 2 in the afternoon.

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9733893

Hm. Less nice.
I guess more of the good people of /jp/ are night owls?

>> No.9734209

>>9731230
Then I'd have to deal with the consequences. I should have mentioned that I'd put the temperature into consideration first though, if it's quite warm I'm sure she'd be fine leaving the clothes on but with extra towels and blankets.

If I did take them off then I would wash them and find some of my own clean clothes for her to wear which I would leave next to her with a note.

The whole getting into bed thing would be simple. The main blanket that goes over her I would stay on top of it.

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