/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Neet Daily No.]

What are you neets doing today?

[Anonymous No.]

Why did you post an image of a little girl you sick fuck? Do you get off to kids or something?

[Anonymous No.]

playing dwarf fortress

[Anonymous No.]

keepin it cool

[Anonymous No.]

It's 12AM and I just woke up. Now I'm either going to masturbate to some viscera or watch Aria.

[Anonymous No.]

Getting ready for work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9721149
I-I'm sorry ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>9721136
It's still 10PM here on the best coast.

So I guess playing video games and fapping.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9721319
>west best
HAHAHAHA I haven't laughed this hard all day.

[Anonymous No.]

Learning how to anally masturbate with a coat hanger. Initial results are much better than expected.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9721368
Baka why not use my dick instead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9721368
lol fag

[Anonymous No.]

>>9721368
what the fug

that sounds terrifying

[Anonymous No.]

I went to school and I studied some Calculus. Earning my financial aid money.

[Anonymous No.]

Visiting parents.

Can't wait for the sermon.

[Sudo !Tohsaka8ks No.]

Playing Double Dragon Neon, Guild Wars 2, watching animes and drinking.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm at work.

Considering I dick off all night, I feel a bit NEETish.

[Anonymous No.]

listening to parents fight over what a useless piece of shit I am and they can't stand me living in the same house also, trying to fap

[Sakura !RAILgUnr8s No.]

Playing Guild Wars 2. I don't like the AA in the game. Why are the only options none, or FXAA?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9721410
What is your guild wars name and what server do you play on?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9721415
what job do you have traitor?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9721375
Normal scum.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9721427
Why are you so mad? Do you have a coat hanger up your ass or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9721433
HEH.
Yeah.

[Anonymous No.]

Trying to think of something to do. I want to play through the mainline Resident Evil games, but the early ones are so slow and boring. RE4 and 5 are way more fun.

[Sakura !RAILgUnr8s No.]

>>9721442
Just watch Sio's playthroughs on nicovideo. They're pretty fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9721442
The remake of the first game is my favorite. The zombies are able to get back up as angry ass fast zombies if you don't burn their corpses or get critical headshots on them. Also they added an unkillable boss monster that you run into a few times. Overall a much scarier experience.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9721426
Driver.

I pulled off to a safe spot for the 0200 Flan thread and my 15 minute break/equipment check.

[Anonymous No.]

I plan on leveling my GW2 char up to lvl 80 and then going drinking with my friends.

[Anonymous No.]

I have an important business meeting at work today.
Could determine the future of the company and if I end up stinking rich or not.
Wish me luck NEET's

[Anonymous No.]

Mom just delivered another dinner with a note of "Please come out, just for tonight" on it to my bedroom door.

I don't plan to.

[Anonymous No.]

making 6 figures with my math degree

us neets huh

[Anonymous No.]

>>9721486

Because these threads are filled with NEETs trying to act like they're rich and successful.

[Anonymous No.]

My sister is here for the weekend and she is a mean tyrant!

[Anonymous No.]

Why do these threads always turn to discussion about work and school?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9721476
Liar.

Good luck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9721485
Ironic shitposting culture

[Anonymous No.]

btw i have a car

don't hit on me silly bus riders

[Anonymous No.]

The collection of piss bottles got just way too much today, so I had to take them out. I nearly had a panic attack going outside to the garbage can. I haven't been outside in months now, and the sunlight almost blinded me. I saw a person, and they looked at me funny. I don't actually know what I must seem like to another person now. I'm sure I freaked them out and disgusted them. I threw all the piss bottles away and ran back inside.

[Dexwyde !mbHjxjfHlA No.]

I finished watching The Walking Dead. It got me interested in zombies again after getting tired of them a couple of years ago, so now I'm gonna watch [Rec].

[Anonymous No.]

>>9721486
Normals pretending to NEET's
NEET's pretending to be normals


suck my job, dude

[Anonymous No.]

>>9721477
she wants to fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>9721477
Moms are awesome anon you should do it

[Anonymous No.]

>>9721477
PATHETIC. MAKING YOUR MOTHER WORRY.

[Anonymous No.]

Woke up today to find a new bottle of half and half in the fridge. Going to steal some of it to make some flan, and I'm going to strain the mixture this time to get rid of the chalaza. I also picked up a small pumpkin which I will soon turn into puree for a pumpkin pie. I've got to make some caramel apples too, or at least the caramel.

Autumn is a nice time of year.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9721539
Thanks mom

[Anonymous No.]

today me and my only remaining friend are going to the nearby coastal town to spend our autismbucks on DDR machines until neither of us are capable of walking

[Anonymous No.]

>>9721541
The other person who lives here is diabetic so I make this stuff mostly for myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9721546
How will you get back home?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9721553
a lot of crawling and public transport

[Anonymous No.]

>>9721495

I Wasn't lying...

[Anonymous No.]

Took out the shitbucket today, as usual. Cleaned it out, and got it ready for the next time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9721587
You don't shit on the floor?
>>>/a/b/v/, normal.

[Anonymous No.]

Going to college,trying to get a job, you know the usual stuff...

[Anonymous No.]

I woke up a few hours ago, played some old games, watched la test YY. Time to break out the moonshine and spend the rest of my night shitposting

[Anonymous No.]

Someone with an OTAKU bumper sticker lives near me. Should I suck his cock? Should I break into his house and hotglue his figs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9721711
I'm relatively positive you'll end up being very disappointed in his tastes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9721711
Report him to FBI for loliporn.
Which you can be 99% sure he has
Then watch the fun when the cops arrive

[Anonymous No.]

>>9721766
Even for a /jp/er that is cold

[Anonymous No.]

My mouse's scroll thing is broken (well, it works, but every so often it scrolls up when I try to scroll down) and I have no money to buy another one. Oh bother. I doubt that's a problem that can be fixed, too.

[Anonymous No.]

Celebrate my birthday all by myself. Again.

;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>9722035
It's fate my friend, don't be sad: you couldn't have done anything about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9722035
I have not "celebrated" my birthday with anyone since I was 14. I am turning 23 in a few months. Do people really feel "depressed" over not having anyone to "celebrate" with? Why?

[Anonymous No.]

Doing a hard core grinding in GC and weeping my way about being a jobless piece of shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9722114
Its pretty much just that no one will say "Happy Birthday" to me, reminding me how lonely I am all the time. Might be pussy thing to say, but it does sting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9722120
Who gives a shit. Take your "loneliness" elsewhere and fuck off with your spoilers while you're at it.

[Dexwyde !mbHjxjfHlA No.]

[Rec] was pretty good. Probably one of the best "zombie" movies out there.

Now I'll download and watch [Rec] 2.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9722128
Just answered a question that followed up after I told what I am going to do today, as was asked by the OP.

[Anonymous No.]

I epicly trolled some weabo nerds.

[Anonymous No.]

Plan for the next few hours:
1. Sleep for an hour or two.
2. Go shopping.
3. Draw.

[Anonymous No.]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3639xAQt_Y

[Anonymous No.]

I am bored guys. Should I try to find a game to play or exercise?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9723458
please respond

[Anonymous No.]

>>9723475
exercise

[Anonymous No.]

>>9723475
what kind of exercise did you have in mind?

if you want to feel good, an endorphin high, and look good lifting heavy ass weight is the way to go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9723458
>>9723475
Exercise so you will be fit when the time comes for NEETs to take up arms

[Anonymous No.]

>>9723458
exercise by stretching so you can better anally masturbate

[Anonymous No.]

>>9723490
never stretch cold!

always do some skipping, bicycling, do it post workout or better yet 10 minutes in the sauna if you plan to stretch!

[Anonymous No.]

>>9723495
that doesn't make sense. you're suppose to stretch before you do the stuff you're describing. stretching is the warmup

[Anonymous No.]

>>9723499
Not him, but no.

"Warm up" as the name implies is an activity that warms up the muscles - stretching does no such thing.

And yes, you get best results for flexibility out of stretching after you have warmed up.

Please try not butt in about something you have no idea about in the future, it's embarrassing both for you and for us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9723499
that's just silly pop-sports medicine dogma from 50 years ago.

in reality, research has shown that stretching before exercising is damaging, and counterproductive.

The point of stretching is to become more flexible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9723505
I know, right? I mean, those people probably still think that lactic acid causes soreness.

It's sad, really.

[Anonymous No.]

Can I get some stories about peoples experiences learning a new skill? The skills I am learning make me feel exhausted and I can't meaningfully spend time on them anymore because i'm so tired.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9723484
If you're going to lift, please do your lifts properly. Watch a video if you have to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9723505
Stop parroting things you hear on the internet, very few things are readily agreed upon in the fitness world

1999 http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/10593217
2004http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/15076777
2007 http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/18027995

[Anonymous No.]

>>9723524
only one of those is supportive of stretching prior to physical activity, and in that one it suggests warming up before stretching.

Further still, I do not simply parrot things I read on the internet, I will search for the pubmed document showing conclusions of stretching before lifting weights decreasing your muscle output.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9723535
by muscle output I simply mean power generated by muscles to do work to move the weight.

[Anonymous No.]

Teaching a computer inept friend how to mount images, driving an hour to my folks place to use my dad's lift so I can change the oil in my car. Also need to go by the DEQ for updated emissions tags. After all that, I'm going to a friend's to play some tabletop games; DnD, Torg, Heroes, whatever. When I get back home, I'll probably play SA on Hard just to get my ass kicked by Yuugi again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9723504
>"Warm up" as the name implies is an activity that warms up the muscles - stretching does no such thing.
Hey nerd, check this out:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hysteresis#Elastic_hysteresis

And if you actually think warming up is meant to raise your body temperature you have to be autistic

[Anonymous No.]

I bet the OP of this thread bumped his shitty thread and then reported the active NEET thread >>9722223

How petty can you get?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9723504
stretching doesn't warm you up? only if they're like you and they can't touch their toes.
>>9723505
http://www.webmd.com/fitness-exercise/features/new-ideas-on-proper-stretching-techniques

this is an article i can find talking about what you're saying. there's other stuff with difference studies as reference saying how cold stretching is fine if you do it correctly.

like
www.livestrong.com/article/475709-how-to-stretch-a-cold-muscle/

this is an opinion based thing beyond a general agreement that you shouldn't be some fatso trying to the splits when you can't touch your toes with cold muscles. there's even controversy about how some athletes should not even stretch.

[Anonymous No.]

Does anyone use one of those exercise peddlers you put under your desk?

I was thinking of getting one since I figured even someone as unmotivated as myself would have no problem doing it.

[Anonymous No.]

Enjoying my 3 days off of my underpaying work. 3 days off of being exclusively in my room. Although when the ol' man gets home I sometimes watch movies with him(he's a damn cool guy; I need to spend more time with him). Will most likely finish up that GoW Saga collection I got on my PS3 and then practice some STG(and I haven't practiced in a long fucking time).

Am thinking about ordering a batch of mosquito eggs via mail so that I can get malaria and go on sick leave. Any other ideas on diseases I can obtain but won't make me lose a limb or penis?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9723545
What was with the girl who killed herself at the begging of Lain anyway? i never got how that figured into the story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9723545
That sucks. Sena image was much better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9723545
But the old neet thread had turned into a shit flinging contest. Again.

[Anonymous No.]

riding like it's my last day to live

[Anonymous No.]

>>9722035
Nice, it's my birthday today, too. Happy birthday.

60+ year old aunt and uncle moving in today while she searches for a job, even though all 3 of their kids are living decently as nurses and can support them. Now that there are going to be people around during the day, it will make it much harder to pretend I still go to college (2 years since I quit nursing school). I usually hid somewhere in the house for a few hours playing DS/PSP, back to reading books in a bus while it loops or walking around Riverdale/Manhattan I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9723535
You were supposed to see the timeline, but sure I'll wait while you realize that there are no decisive modern studies indicating that stretching is damaging

[Mandrill No.]

What do you NEETs eat?

Lately I've been low on cash and spending the majority of my time at home (for about at least 3 months now)


What are some cheap foods that are good for the NEET lifestyle? If I don't get some variety in what I eat, I start to go nuts, so are there any kinds of foods which are cheap yet are something you can eat over and over again without getting sick of the same thing?

[Sakura !RAILgUnr8s No.]

>>9721420
I'm playing Guild Wars 2 too, we should play together! ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>9723572
vienna sausages

[Anonymous No.]

>>9723572
Rice and beans, welcome to the third world

[Anonymous No.]

>>9723572
5kg bags of rice.

[Mandrill No.]

>>9723583
>>9723579

I've already been eating that. And i'm starting to get sick of it. Rice and beans begins to taste like race and beans no matter how you dress it. Theres got to be something else. Something with a bit more variety.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9723589
I'm rich enough to eat meat now and then. People say that genuinely tasty vegetarian food exists but I've never investigated it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9723548
that's a waist, dude, exercise like you mean it, or dont at all

[Anonymous No.]

>>9723589
eggs, milk, vegetables

pretty cheap stuff right there

[Anonymous No.]

>>9723600
>waist

durr, waste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9723572
rice and meats. otherwise just meat cooked in a crockpot and ate as soup with noodles/rice. tuna sandwich, eggs, milk, and cheese are important. you can make fried rice with leftover rice and put some egg/leftover meat inside for a new meal too. you can make all sorts of stuff with eggs. like using cumin and spices like red pepper while making scrambles eggs and then putting it in a tortilla.


get creative bitch. you're a NEET spend some of that time you spend looking at the wall on the web reading recipes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9723589
Depending on where you are some other grains might be cheap, like quinoa or polenta. You can also try adding things like stocks or broths to the water you cook them with. There are so many kinds of beans you can use, too

[Anonymous No.]

>>9723600
I guess I'll go with the not at all.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm planning on living on rice/noodles, onions and chicken/beef stock. sometimes treating myself with some fruit, meat and unhealthy food

[Anonymous No.]

>>9723606
Meats and cheese are unreasonably expensive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9723613
you know bacon has a good calorie/cent ratio, but it IS mostly fat.

remember you do need your protein, beans, milk, and eggs are very nutritious!

[Mandrill No.]

>>9723602
>>9723606

Thank you, I'll look into it. Its been a long while since i've been to the store, I'm just not sure what to buy or what costs what. All this talk about food is making me hungry! (´･ω･`)

[Anonymous No.]

>>9723634
/ck/ is filled with poorfags try lurking there

[Anonymous No.]

>>9723634

[Anonymous No.]

>>9723666
Since when were farmer's markets held in respectable manors?

[Anonymous No.]

.>>9723616
i need dairy and meat. i'll buy a bullet for my brains before i live off nothing but carbs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9721368

What the fuck. You are going to puncture your prostate like a ripe piece of fruit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9723666
I question only eating beans for protein

What's it's amino acid profile like, if it's missing key ones, then it isnt sufficient for proper synthesis, though the guide still mentions meat. I don't condone saying milk is too expensive, when the calorie/cent ratios for it arent bad. Being full is not the point of food, it's the nutrients, if you want to be full you can do that for 10 cents worth of rice.

also canned food is fucking gross, and I dont evne know what seitan is

[Anonymous No.]

Is there anyway to kill yourself without fear of people trying to save you but keeping most of your body intact? For organ transplant reasons I don't want my organs to go bad. Any ideas? Should I helium exit bag with a timed message to the police? How long should I let it wait before sending?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9723691
those guides are pretty shitty, but some people have a low standard of living and health so it works for them. i'm just surprised it doesn't mention eating potatoes like you're some poor sob irish during the famine

[Anonymous No.]

>>9723691
>>9723691

http://nutritiondata.self.com/facts/legumes-and-legume-products/4284/2

http://nutritiondata.self.com/facts/beef-products/3820/2

(Check the "protein quality" chart)

The entire amino acid issue is vastly misunderstood, hearing /fit/ talk about it is painful really.

Generally plant proteins are only lacking a bit in one or two amino acids, and chances are, the next plant protein you eat is going to have those amino acids.

It's really a trivial matter, I would go as far to say that there is not a single person on Earth who gets enough protein, that also has an amino acid deficiency, regardless of what foods they got that protein from, even if they were all plant foods.

(Unless there is some kind of rare disease or something)

[Anonymous No.]

>>9723692

You can call an ambulance to your house and shoot yourself as soon as you see it appear.

Make a indicating what to w/r/t your organs.

Exit bag might work. Do the same with an ambulance, though. Just say that someone is choking to death and that you can't save them. Start the exit bag.(It takes, if I remember correctly~2 minutes). That might be a bit dicier, though, especially if there is a hospital close. Locking the door should buy you enough time to die.

Again, a note specifying not to try to resuscitate(not sure if they will listen) and what to do w/r/t organs is a good idea.

I won't tell you not to do it, as I've been suicidal for some years now, and will probably off myself before 30.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9723484
What if you only have one barbell at home with 20 pounds. Is that good enough or can you make your own weights? I can't see myself going to a gym.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9723710
makes sense, I only know basic biology, not really much specific nutritional science so forgive me..

[Anonymous No.]

>>9723714
I live in a traditionally potato-heavy place but rice isn't actually more expensive anymore. I think rice tastes much better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9723717
google maps is really helpful for this, but basically what you want to do is look up gyms in your area. If you live in a decently dense area there's probably quite a few.

Look for the gym that is firstly, NOT a chain. Chains attract your typical normalfags, and dude bros, the more expensive ones attract the biggest of intimidating social alphas for a NEET such as yourself.

Find a gym that is cheap, and lacks a huge area of machines. You want, as a beginner, just very basic stuff that your gym will have like a squat rack, bench, pullup bar, and such.

If you early in the morning, or during midday on weekdays, late on weekends, youll find them mostly empty. To me working out at a gym is very easy, you just have to go out the door, and when youre walking there or on the bus you find yourself unable to turn back until youve done your routine.

Also, writing out my workout schedule, wearing lifting gear, and such helps my assburgers.

just a barbell with some 20 pounds or whatever isnt sufficient.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9723710
live off peanuts for a month and tell me how you feel. there's more than just protein in meats and people who seriously try and live on a vegetarian diet and aren't just tools eat a lot more than beans, but these foods aren't included on that list or talking about how to balance it.

it's meant for people who are poor and can't be picky, but eating beans nonstop isn't a good idea. some of these beans can be toxic if they're uncooked and the average idiot who'd follow this kind of crap is probably someone that would eat raw kidney beans a couple times a week.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9723745
decent gym membership price is 20 dollars a month, and some bullshit startup fee, by the way. If you cant afford it, bodyweight exercises are what you want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9723748
if you only lived on peanuts youd lack micronutrients, and your body would be in ketogenesis.

meat is only useful because of how delicious it is, it can be fully substituted.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm very curious to why /jp/sies would want to start doing /fit/ related stuff, what reason is there to do this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9723757
I have an ego, and the quantifiable nature of the improvement really resonates with my ass burgers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9723715

Why does everyone want to commit suicide on this board? I don't understand, what exactly are so many of you not content about?

I'm only 17, so maybe I can't sympathize with a lot of mental/life issues that typically would arise around your early 20's for many people here. But still, there's an oddly large amount of people here who constantly talk about killing themselves.

There's at least one conversation a day about offing yourself, what the hell are you people not happy about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9723766
They got bored of their hobbies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9723766
lack of human interaction is crippling emotionally I think, unless you're a truschizoid

[Anonymous No.]

>>9723748

Yes, of course there is exception like "well what if you only ate 1 single type of food".

I assumed that would be excluded though, because if you're literally only eating 1 single type of food, you got bigger problems relating to nutrition then just amino acids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9723766
come here and ill show you

[Anonymous No.]

>>9723766
Economically related problems, maybe. That's probably the only thing I can think of at least.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9723757
I started exercising because sitting so much was taking a toll. Had constant chest pain and felt like shit all the time. Haven't been exercising for very long, but I've already felt an improvement in my general well being.

[None !MyImoutol6 No.]

>>9723757
It's supposed to help with depression too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9723765
more like ur trying 2 becum a normalfreind LOL

[Anonymous No.]

>>9723784
Give me a massage anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>9723754
mind telling me what bean gives you omega-3 fatty acid? just because you can eat 5 different products to get what you get from a single source of meat doesn't mean meat isn't useful beyond the taste.

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone have experience with electric scooters?

I want to explore outside but walking hurts my ankles and tires me out, bikes are definitely not for me, and cars are too expensive and clunky.
Electric scooters seem perfect to me. No physical effort required, no gas cost, no license etc. Any specific models you guys recommend?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9723802
>omega-3 fatty acid?

do you even know what a fatty acid does, like at a biochemical level

[Anonymous No.]

>>9723788
I'm thinking doing cardio I got fat over the last year.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9723768

This actually kind of scares me. I think maybe 10 years down the line or so, I might not even like any of the stuff I like now, and be completely bored and without interests. Horrible really.

>>9723784

What are you going to do to me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9723748
Could you tone down your edginess a little bit? You post a lot so it's not especially easy to ignore your grandiosity complex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9723791
>>9723788
Bullfuckingshit, more like you're trying to become better looking to become normal and higher your chances to hook it up with some slut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9723802

Not him, but ALA omega 3 is in almost every plant food in various amounts. It gets converted into EPA and DHA omega 3 by your body.

Meat is always going to be a superior source of protein, but it's entirely possible to live healthily off a plant based diet. The only thing not available in sufficient quantities is b12 really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9723766

Most people(here, at least) aren't depressed because they are lonely, isolated, and filled with ennui.

They are lonely, isolated, and filled with ennui because they are depressed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9723821
why do you brush your teeth, or shower, or wear clean clothes?

why do you want to look good? Are you trying to bang some slut your normal?

if yo ureally didnt care about your appearance, youd just stink like shit and wear rags, but you dont

[Anonymous No.]

I spent yesterday learning Mahjong and now I want to try it out with some other people online, does anybody have a good online mahjong link where I can invite people to the game or something?

[None !MyImoutol6 No.]

>>9723821
Don't be disgusting. If I was it would probably be for depression reasons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9723821
I do it because I don't want to die from a heart attack at 24.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9723827
http://tenhou.net/0/?L7447

[Anonymous No.]

>>9723810
They are considered essential fatty acids, meaning that they cannot be synthesized by the human body but are vital for normal metabolism. Though mammals cannot synthesize n−3 fatty acids, they have a limited ability to form the long-chain n−3 fatty acids including eicosapentaenoic acid (EPA, 20 carbons and 5 double bonds), docosahexaenoic acid (DHA, 22 carbons and 6 double bonds) and α-linolenic acid (ALA, 18 carbons and 3 double bonds).

N−3 fatty acids that are important in human physiology are α-linolenic acid (18:3, n−3; ALA), eicosapentaenoic acid (20:5, n−3; EPA), and docosahexaenoic acid (22:6, n−3; DHA). These three polyunsaturates have either 3, 5, or 6 double bonds in a carbon chain of 18, 20, or 22 carbon atoms, respectively. As with most naturally-produced fatty acids, all double bonds are in the cis-configuration; in other words, the two hydrogen atoms are on the same side of the double bond.

we're both using the web. if you want to learn you can spend a few moments on google finding any number of sources instead of asking another and possibly, but hopefully not hinting that they're unimportant and looking stupid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9723826

Not him, but actually I shower, groom myself, and clean my house like crazy, even when I know no one is going to see me.

It just feels so good. Doesn't being clean feel good? Doesn't looking good for yourself feel good? It feels clean and fresh, compared to feeling like a slimy ugly piece of shit.

Don't you want to look in the mirror and go "Would you fuck me, I'd fuck me".

[Anonymous No.]

>>9723826
>why do you brush your teeth, or shower, or wear clean clothes?

Conveniency.

>why do you want to look good? Are you trying to bang some slut your normal?

I don't.

[None !MyImoutol6 No.]

>>9723840
There's nothing convenient about showering, you do it because you don't want to feel disgusting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9723835
>all double bonds are in the cis-configuration
DIE

[Anonymous No.]

>>9723823
The conversion of ALA to EPA and further to DHA in humans has been reported to be limited, but varies with individuals.[57][58] Women have higher ALA conversion efficiency than men, it is presumed due to the lower rate of use of dietary ALA for beta-oxidation. This suggests that biological engineering of ALA conversion efficiency is possible. Goyens et al. argue that it is the absolute amount of ALA, rather than the ratio of n−3 and n−6 fatty acids, that controls the conversion efficiency.[59]

so little to nothing gets converted into barely nothing? i already said you can live off a vegetarian diet if you're informed and not a tool who thinks eating a bunch of beans and whoever shit you find will just work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9723833
Sorry to trouble you, but can you give me a quick rundown on how this works?

I can't read kanji yet

[None !MyImoutol6 No.]

>>9723827
What did you use for learning it in a day?

[Anonymous No.]

>go to the us as eurofag say where you are from
>yeah cool bro
>go to uk and say you are american
>get a long lecture and anger projected at you
stay classy britbottles/irishfags

[Anonymous No.]

>>9723854
http://youtu.be/mh0brmqq4sk

This series of videos, I'm still working on it but i've got the basics down I think

[Anonymous No.]

>>9723850

>so little to nothing gets converted into barely nothing?

No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9723852
I'm so used to it I forgot it would be difficult

http://www.osamuko.com/complete-beginners-guide-to-online-mahjong-part-1-how-to-play/complete-beginn
ers-guide-to-online-mahjong-part-1-5-playing-on-tenhou/

Open tan yao with red fives is the one most people play.

[None !MyImoutol6 No.]

>>9723856
Thanks, this looks nice

[Anonymous No.]

I always thought jp was super skinny or fat. Never expected you guys to be interested in fitness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9723862
we aren't it just feels good to work out

[Anonymous No.]

>>9723852
Also, if you want to play with randomers go to http://tenhou.net/0/

7447 is the /jp/ lobby but it's empty right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9723858
>>9723868
Okay, thanks a bunch

[Anonymous No.]

>>9723766

Suicide is the leading cause of death for ages 18-45 in many countries of the world. In Japan someone kills themselves every 15 minutes.

Most young people kill themselves because they don't see a way to deal with pressures of modern society. Shame and anxiety related to education and employment are a major cause.

Let me give you an example. You are 17, so you are still in school, right? I imagine that your parents drilled into your head the fact that in order to have a chance at a good life you must be well educated and there is absolutely no way around this.

Now imagine that you are so terrified of going to school because of insecurities/bullying/social rejection that you hyperventilate when people talk to you, your palms are always sweaty, your hands and voice are unsteady, your mind unfocused. You don't have any friends, so you have to do all the coursework "the hard way". You are unmotivated and not particularly smart, so you also become intimidated by both course material and staff that scold you for not performing well. You can't imagine going to college, let alone working for 8+ hours a day with other coworkers who you'll also be terrified of.

So you kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9723843
The differences in gap between doing every day things like showering etc. is very different to that of something like doing physical exercises to make your outer appearance look more appealing to other people.

Both showering and brushing your teeth is only for conveniency. I've gone without showering for a month once and it made my scalp so itchy to the point that it started to bleed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9723857
just keep dreaming you've 100% bioavailability and all conversion in the body are totally uniform. you'll show the world day.

[Anonymous No.]

What is some cool games I could emulate my neet pals?

[Anonymous No.]

working out feels like masturbating all over your body and it helps you own nerds irl. why aren't you working out?

[None !MyImoutol6 No.]

>>9723881
True, not everyone exercises to make themselves look better though, some people seem to do it to make themselves feel better mentally.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9723886

I honestly don't know what the fuck i'm doing and I am really weak.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9723883
Pick up a trip already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9723874

>so you are still in school, right?

I dropped out of school in the begining of my 9th grade year.

>parents drilled into your head the fact that in order to have a chance at a good life you must be well educated and there is absolutely no way around this.

Nope, never really saw my dad at all, and my mom, despite being a teacher, really didn't care so long as I got my GED and say I will do something later in life.

>Now imagine that you are so terrified of going to school because of insecurities/bullying/social rejection that you hyperventilate when people talk to you, your palms are always sweaty, your hands and voice are unsteady, your mind unfocused. You don't have any friends, so you have to do all the coursework "the hard way". You are unmotivated and not particularly smart, so you also become intimidated by both course material and staff that scold you for not performing well. You can't imagine going to college, let alone working for 8+ hours a day with other coworkers who you'll also be terrified of.

Ehhh, I didn't like school either. Not gonna kill myself over it though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9723883

>just keep dreaming you've 100% bioavailability and all conversion in the body are totally uniform.

Now you're putting words in my mouth. Would you like to build that straw man any bigger?

All I said was "no" in response to this claim; "so little to nothing gets converted into barely nothing?".

[Anonymous No.]

I want to give a jper a handjob

[Anonymous No.]

>>9723903
He's easy to identify. Every post includes an insult or an unneeded negative comment and there's no capitalization.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9723892
Just do anything, really. Get up and jog in place, climb stairs if you have any in your house, just move around. Hell, even "power walking" or whatever is good. You don't have to bust your ass doing a shitload of pushups or situps or running a marathon. Consistency is more important, just try and do something for a few minutes ever day and begin to ratchet it up slowly. The important thing is not getting burnt out and giving up after one try.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9723892

http://bakabt.me/144915-isshoni-training-training-with-hinako-dvd-h264-chihiro.html

[Anonymous No.]

/fit/ related discussion on /jp/ isn't otaku related and should be a bannable offense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9723885
I like the PSX Matsuno games. FFT, Tactics Ogre, and Vagrant Story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9723932

Whew, goddamn, you need some soap or something, I can smell the cornchip BO and fat-rolls through my monitor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9723938
thank you so much anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>9723945
Can you please stop making such epic posts? I can't handle that much epic all at one time. Thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9723945
I'm skinny as fuck though, and I actually plan on grabbing some crisps.

Thanks for the laugh, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9723927
>A 16-year-old girl named Hinako leads exercises in push-ups, sit-ups, and squats. Hinako was once a human, but she was turned into an anime character when she was a second-year middle-school student.
>Hinako was once a human, but she was turned into an anime character when she was a second-year middle-school student.

Whoa!

Anyway, is there anything like this with lolies as the trainer? I think I would actually follow through if there were.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9723903
the nothing to barely nothing was hyperbole statement jesting at the idea you'll get enough if you just eat random plants. saying "no" to that "claim" suggests you think otherwise which would mean you've got a miracle bioavailability.

you won't unless you're eating sources that specifically have large amounts, most specifically seeds. even with that in mind they aren't commonly consumed regularly either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9723980
>saying "no" to that "claim" suggests you think otherwise which would mean you've got a miracle bioavailability.
>you won't unless you're eating sources that specifically have large amounts, most specifically seeds.
It's wonderful how you twist your rhetoric to make yourself look better even if you already know that he's right. By doing that, you hold back information and appear extremely antisocial.

[Anonymous No.]

Guys.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/49026528#.UFOhvlHwESE

What are we going to do with all of this Dark Energy? Can we finally become supervillians?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9723994
>plant food in various amounts
random plants ≠ specific list with seeds which have a high amount in total content.

i can't make this any simpler for retards to understand. the conversion rate for ALA sometimes found as low as 0.4% to 4%. now take that into account for the amount you need to ingest to meet the recommended amount you're suggested to intake daily. at this point it's already too far past what you're able to understand so whatever.

how many hemp seeds do eat daily with your beans you fucktard? not very many? okay. well, that's fine. people live with many deficients for extended periods of time to their entire lifetime for reasons from poverty to willful stupidity. go back to your beans and i'll continue eating an actual good diet.

www.dhaomega3.org/Overview/Conversion-Efficiency-of-ALA-to-DHA-in-Humans

[Anonymous No.]

So, who's the truest NEET out of everyone here?

[Op No.]

>>9723545
No? I just got back here and I made this thread last night when Sena thread was made tonight. Stop making shit up faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9724043
I'm not a vegetarian. I just bumped in because I don't think I've ever seen such an obnoxious way of discussing things. I mean, jesus christ, take it easy. Especially people who understand things don't have any good reason to act like that. You really stand out, even on /jp/.

>i can't make this any simpler for retards to understand.
>how many hemp seeds do eat daily with your beans you fucktard? not very many? okay. well, that's fine. people live with many deficients for extended periods of time to their entire lifetime for reasons from poverty to willful stupidity. go back to your beans and i'll continue eating an actual good diet.
Just look at this shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9724090
The one that shuts the fuck up about truNEETs.
Please quit killing the threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9723545
I bet you are butthurt because your shitty Sena thread got deleted and op didn't bump this thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9724098
>No fun allowed.

I was hoping for an update on crawlspace anon, or cellar anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9724115
Why are you naming Anonymii?

[Anonymous No.]

For those of you who have had a job before (I haven't), how did you get it?

[Anonymous No.]

Is it possible to make this thread any shittier? Only time will tell!

[Anonymous No.]

>+ 202 posts and 30 image replies omitted. Click here to view.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9724132
pedo scum

[Anonymous No.]

>>9724131
I've got just the job for you
*grabs dick*

[Anonymous No.]

>>9724137
Does this mean you grabbed my dick, or your own dick?
Does it weight three hundred pounds, or do I have to pay three hundred GBP to buy it?

Please respond.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9724131
Sounds like me I finished college end of last year and still haven't found any jobs yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9724135
We're perfectly capable of reading. Go back to commenting on YouTube videos with lines from the video, nerd.

[Anonymous No.]

I resubbed to WoW.

Please berate me so I can gather the courage to commit sudoku.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9724131
luck

[Anonymous No.]

>>9724148
I hope you have fun!

[Anonymous No.]

>>9724150
How about you suck my dick, sperglord.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9724148
I prefer single player games, but different strokes for different folks!

[Anonymous No.]

My father is painting my bedroom from sky blue to white for whatever reason. Yes, I enjoy the smell from paint, but health wise, should I be fine from spending some nights sleeping with it?

My desktop is in the living room with the couch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9724155
>>9724158
Fuck both of you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9724148
10 days till MoP baby.
I'm looking forward to it, gonna main my warlock and maybe do some raiding.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9724167
You are a subhuman whose very life is the source of every problem in this universe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9724158
I'm the same, though I kind of like doing multiplayer games solo so I feel like I'm accomplishing something. A data file on my computer is just going to be gone after a few weeks, but a few changes to a file on a server will last a lot longer. I am having a real impact on the world.

I played Minecraft for a while, on a few multiplayer servers, but I'd just mine by myself and do everything on my own. I actually have Asperger syndrome and I like numbers and stacking and all that jazz, so it was a lot of fun. Unfortunately, my computer is almost ten years old, so I can't play it very efficiently.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9724171
As an undead, I shall take that as a compliment

[Anonymous No.]

I would play MoP but I haven't even bought Catacylsm yet so I'm still level 80 and have no motivation,
GL guys and have fun if you are playing !

[Anonymous No.]

>>9724170
Eh. I just can't stand it when the experience has to rely on other people.
Not to sound like an artfag or anything, but I'd rather have a polished apple by myself than have to share one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9724136
Check your privilege, normalfag.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to play TF2. Hopefully I can take it easy and not get mad over bullshit unlocks today.

[Anonymous No.]

I didn't think these threads could get any worse.
Thanks, /q/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9724148
What the..?
Why aren't you playing shitty korean grindfests with animu in it? Am I the only one that enjoys cute monsters?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9724148
I play it too, but I'm too afraid to do anything with other people, so I end up just grinding shit on my own. It gives me something to do while watching movies or anime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9724183
>normalfag

He's a normalfag for not liking little girls?

I think you need to leave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9724187
The unlocks in TF2 are terrible. If you play demo/soldier/scout you are better off with stocks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9724176
I agree. I really don't play a lot of games, but what I liked about Minecraft is that I could run off to some remote location and play by myself, even though other people were on the server.

The fact that I enjoyed being "with" other people but not interacting with them in any way probably speaks volumes about me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9724200
Don't start this. Just leave the pedos to themselves. They've already convinced themselves being a pedo for real is fine on 4chan, and they'll just blog about it for attention if you give them any.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9724214
>>9724200
samefag

[Anonymous No.]

>>9724214
What's wrong with being a pedo in general? Aren't people entitled to love whoever they please?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9724210
It's sad but true. As much flak as I'm going to get for this, multiplayer is the true cancer behind the gaming market.
Developers are so obsessed with social interaction that the games themselves have suffered in both length and quality.

[Anonymous No.]

I had a near emotional breakdown this morning. Yet again, I had an assignment due for one of my classes and I procrastinated it to the last minute. I stayed up all night just to end up doing nothing and as it became morning and time slowly ticked towards my class, I once again realized that I wouldn't have anything close to enough time to finish it.
Having this happen so many times before and probably going to fail this class, I began to think that I am just a huge failure that will never make it through college and accomplish nothing in my life. This was even a class I took before and dropped out of, because I did the same thing last year in it. I then began to chug a bunch of alcohol as my class started and began reassuring myself that alcohol was my only true friend. I'm always happy to see it and it cheers me up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9724224
No. You are sick and delusional. I'm not going to explain it you you because I shouldn't even have to. Any thinking person knows why it's wrong, even you do, somewhere deep down inside.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9724232

[Anonymous No.]

>>9724231
But then in my drunken stupor, it dawned upon me that since I took this class before, there was but one assignment I actually got around to doing last year for the class. I quickly dug around my computer and found it, all done and completed. To my extreme luck, it was the same exact assignment that I needed and the instructor didn't even change anything about it. The happiness that filled my heart right then, was the happiest I have been in perhaps months. As if somehow a blessing came down, the project I so desperately needed was right there in front of me, already completed.

I quickly printed it out and and ran out of my building because I was already very late and live 30 minutes off campus, so I wasn't even sure if I was going to make it to class in time. But the bus was right there waiting for me. I made it to class with but 5 minutes to spare and handed it in on time. It felt so good to turn it in. Then I went to my Japanese class which I thought I was going to skip, but I somehow knew everything and had a lot of fun with my classmates. One was even on the bus on my way over to campus and we talked and he was real friendly. I have the closest thing I could call friends in that class due to the personal level of it. Then I went home and napped, because I hadn't slept it awhile. Now I am up and I think I am going to drink and take it easy, something I haven't done in awhile. Alcohol truly was my friend this day.

Today was a really good day, /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9724224
You can love what you want, but please don't act on it in the real world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9724224
No, because if the emotion is not reciprocated it is called rape.
Check. Your. Privilege.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9724224
I honestly have no problem with people being pedophiles as long as they're not child molesters. This applies to 2D or 3D.

I only have a problem when they start a) pretending it's normal on 4chan, because that's the same sort of logic that leads people to parrot things like "FUCK ANIME GTFO WEEABOOS 4CHAN HAS ALWAYS BEEN FOR HXC PPL LIKE ME"; and b) posting about it when it's unwarranted, like when someone has to shoehorn that they like Unusual Fetish X into a conversation (oh, they're so gross! let's give them attention).

[Anonymous No.]

>>9724234
>>9724231
That's nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9724243

So just by the act of having emotions for a child... You're raping them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9724253
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9724253
This is what American law-makers actually believe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9724253
They aren't fully developed in the mind, so you can't really call it mutual even if you are successful in manipulating them into saying yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9724253
"Taylor, Quayle and Holland (2001) also argue that regardless of whether the children portrayed in objectionable images are physically abused during the creation of the images, victimisation occurs each time an image of a child is used for a sexual purpose (including sexual fantasy generation, arousal and masturbation). In effect, this activity encourages non-consensual use of individuals as sexual objects."
- "Internet Traders of Child Pornography and other Censorship Offenders in New Zealand" by Angela Carr (Dept. of Internal Affairs, Wellington, New Zealand, April 2004), citing "Typology of Paedophile Picture Collections" by Max Taylor, Ethel Quayle, and Gemma Holland in The Police Journal, vol. 74, no. 2 (2001), pages 97-107

"Child pornography, by itself, represents an act of sexual abuse or exploitation of a child and, by itself, does harm to that child."
- Kenneth V. Lanning in "Child Molesters: A Behavioral Analysis" (National Center for Missing and Exploited Children, 1992)

"Child pornography is not a computer crime. Every image depicts a child being abused. They are crime-scene photographs."
- Michelle Collins, the director of the Exploited Children Unit of the National Center for Missing and Exploited Children, as quoted in Edison/Metuchen Sentinel, The Examiner, and The Independent (New Jersey, August 30, 2006) in an article about a man who sexually assaulted boys and girls aged 2 to 8 and videotaped these acts plus placed hidden cameras in rooms where the children undressed

[Anonymous No.]

my glasses broke today

fuck it

i will need to go outside again next monday it seems

[Anonymous No.]

>>9724265
"It cannot be emphasised enough that behind every horrid piece of child pornography is a tragic case of an abused defenceless child, somewhere in the world."
- Chris Ellison, Australian Senator and Minister for Justice and Customs, as quoted in The Age (Melbourne, Australia, February 23, 2005)

"It's chilling to realize that every photo on every page of every child pornography magazine... is a permanent record of the works of a child molester."
- William V. Roth, U.S. Senator from Delaware and Chairman of the Senate Permanent Subcommittee on Investigations, in Spring 1985, as quoted in The Los Angeles Times (September 16, 1985)

"While little is known about the specific long-term effects of use in child pornography, the immediate trauma and effects of sexual abuse on children is well documented. Because child pornography is a clear record of child sex abuse, its victims would therefore experience the same emotional and physical consequences in addition to any harm resulting from the pornography. ... Child victims of pornography face the possibility of a lifetime of victimization because the pornography can be distributed indefinitely. Physical, psychological, and emotional effects of child sexual abuse are coupled with the possibility of the pornography resurfacing. Being photographed during sexual abuse intensifies the child's shame, humiliation, and powerlessness."
- "Child Pornography: The Criminal-Justice-System Response" by E. Klain, et al. (National Center for Missing and Exploited Children, 2001), http://www.missingkids.com/en_US/publications/NC81.pdf

[Anonymous No.]

>>9724256
>>9724264
>>9724265
>>9724271

No, no, what I'm saying is that:

Just by THINKING you want to have sex with a child, you're raping them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9724271
"It is possible that victims of child pornography suffer as severely if not more severely than other victims of sexual crimes. It is psychologically very devastating, because every time that image is looked at or shared that child is being victimized again and again. The Internet allows these pictures to be shared."
- Kelly Kennedy, a spokesman for the Wisconsin Attorney General's office, as quoted in The Fond Du Lac Reporter (September 7, 2005)

"It does not threaten the First Amendment for the Federal legislature to conclude, for example, that inducing children to engage in sexual activity can physically harm them, and consequently to prohibit the photographing of children who have been induced to do so, and to legislate against the publication and sale of magazines or films in which such photography appears. The publisher and the seller are principals in the abuse."
- "Taking on the Censors" by Robert Sabbag in Oui, January 1978

"The use of children in sexually explicit films is of course criminal exploitation of people who can't defend themselves, and it is cruelty to the children and an offense against the parental feelings of anybody with the slightest amount of sympathetic imagination. I think the makers of such pictures must be tracked down and imprisoned."
- "Dr. Ruth's Guide for Married Lovers" by Dr. Ruth Westheimer (Warner Books, 1986)

[Anonymous No.]

>>9724269
Why not get contacts, or better yet, laser eye surgery.

It's pretty cheap nowadays.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9724200
>>9724183
Wait, what, I didn't say I disliked little girls. It's just that people that sexualize 3D lolis are sick.

I even have a 2D lewd loli dakimakura that I mount my onahole to and fuck almost every day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9724283
What's wrong with people that sexualize 3D lolis?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9724276
No I don't suppose there's a problem with it, so long as it remains a fantasy.

People are going to call you a sick fuck if you share that with them, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9724276
Not rape, but abuse. If you masturbate to a picture of a child, you are abusing them. If you fantasize about having sex with a child, you are abusing them. I'm sure some of my fellow anti-lewd bros will agree that fantasizing about women is wrong, save a few of the hypocritical ones who think it's okay for men to masturbate to women but not vice-versa.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9724283
"I'm not racist, I just fucking hate niggers". There's the door, check your privilege at it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9724248
Thanks.
You guys are pretty much the only ones I can share this happiness with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9724295

Okay so what you're telling me is that even though there is no harm committed to the child... It's abuse? Even though they NEVER find out about it, NEVER EVER, nor does ANYBODY else... It's abuse?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9724283

The ``IM A RORIKON NOT A PEDO" Is a normalfag thing through and through, the average normal feels ashamed after having fapped to little girl porn and, instead of dealing with the raw facts, starts spewing random bullshit justifications about him being attracted to little girls while not being attracted to little girls, while the aderent of any other fetish/sexual interest, say, a MILFfaggot, will admit that his attraction towards this kind of porn stems from reality, and that, although he may be interested mainly in drawn MILFS, he won't deny the fact that somewhere, out there, maybe on in a hundred chance, there may be a female that would satisfy his interests, same with feet fetishists, a feet fetishist will be attracted towards feet, real or not, and if unreal, he will still be able to get hard by a pair of well-grown ``3d" feet, but a ``lolicon", note that this term means ``pedophile" in japanese, will claim that he's into drawn and drawn innocent little girls only, not only that, but going to the extent of claiming that drawn porn about little girls somehow has no relation with reality at all! As if repeating the same thing over and over again makes it true, but this becomes paradoxically ironic-idiotic when you realize the glaring similarities between a drawn loli and a real one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9724283
Then you're a massive hypocrite. If someone got sexual pleasure out of photographic children, you'd be sickened by it, but for drawings, you wouldn't be? What about the vast majority of "child pornography" that was actually child modelling--with the parents' consent, fair payment, and was possibly even legal, depending on where/when the photographs or videos were taken?
Hating something because blah blah blah *could* have happened is dumb. Your dakimakura could have been sketched based on a 9-year-old who was pinned down and raped, for all you know.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>9724132
>Is it possible to make this thread any shittier? Only time will tell!
Whelp, you managed. The thread has been raped, decapitated, and burned. Good job!

[Anonymous No.]

>>9724231
>>9724234

I'm glad you had a good day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9724325
Wrong thread, butthole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9724325
KyoAni a shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9724319
>>9724311
Why do you guys even bother replying to an obvious shitpost?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9724247
>as long as they're not child molesters. This applies to 2D or 3D.

How do you molest 2D?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9724342
Like this!

*grabs dick*

[Anonymous No.]

>>9724309
This is seriously what a lot of people believe, and it comes up in court and even scientific reports fairly often.

It sounds ridiculous, and I agree with your sentiments. There is certainly no psychic link between some horny fortysomething and a 12-year-old girl thousands of miles away. But I also think there's some sense in it. Lewd photographs were actually taken of me when I was a child. They were shared, and when I found out I felt terrible. Mostly because I was very insecure about my body, and knowing some of my friends had these photographs to do with as they wished really messed me up. Of course, I never told anyone, and to this day it really bothers me. Those photographs probably still exist, somewhere, and people can do with them as they like. I'm big on privacy and whatnot, and this horrifies the hell out of me. Whenever the thought comes up, I feel sick, and occasionally I have panic attacks. I'm too embarrassed to even tell my psychiatrist about this, because I'd rather just block it out as much as I can.
Of course, I don't know when someone is looking at these pictures, but there is definitely an essence of "reliving" how I initially felt whenever I think about it. For people who were physically or violently abused, I can't even imagine how much worse it must feel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9724295
Nice thought crimes there buddy.

Kill yourself. No, seriously. Please die.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9724342
I need to learn to phrase my sentences better. Hopefully this will clear things up:
>I honestly have no problem with people being pedophiles [...] This applies to 2D or 3D.

[Anonymous No.]

You guys are fucking retarded, laws exist to prevent potential mishaps
You can drive at 200mph and no one will be harmed but that doesn't mean it should be legal

[Anonymous No.]

>>9724357
Not saying it should be a crime. What people do in their own home is fine, but I'm sure as hell judging them for it.

If you meet the /jp/ stereotype, chances are you're not too fond of girls who fantasize about fucking boys and perhaps masturbate, but that doesn't mean you're part of the thought police.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9724365
There's a buffer, though. You can drive 10mph over the limit, and that's expected. If everyone drove at exactly the limit, there'd be traffic problems of all kinds, and it would cost a lot of money.
Similar examples:
Shoplifting. Food is priced higher because stores take shoplifting into account.
Expiry dates. They're set a little earlier than the actual expiry date, just to be safe.

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>>9724366
>I'm sure as hell judging them for it
You're a piece of shit. I hope you catch fire and die.

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>>9724375
Go back to your lonely and insignificant existence as a basement dwelling outcast, whose only interaction with people is the rare occasion your mother comes out of her alcoholic stupor to wash the cloths that have been incubating on your floor for the last few months or when you pry your outrageously fat ass out of the computer chair you've been glued to, to answer the door and pay the pizza guy for the extra everything pizza you ordered in an attempt to eat away the pain.

[Anonymous No.]

someone pass the popcorn this one never gets old

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>>9724373
>Food is priced higher because stores take shoplifting into account

Groceryfag here. While shrink does exist, it has no influence on the price of things.
And even so, that's a pretty shitty way to defend molesting kids.

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>>9724386
Why is she watering a rock?

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>>9724391
No one gives a fuck what you think, bag boy. Get a real job or just become a NEET already you pathetic loser. I've seen literal retards do your job.

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>>9724373
> If everyone drove at exactly the limit, there'd be traffic problems of all kinds

How so?

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>>9724399
Traffic. They take into account that people will speed, so they set the limits artificially low. I'm a roadworks engineer, so I know what I'm talking about.

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>>9724400
>I've seen literal retards do your job.

We truly live in a wonderful time where everyone can participate for the greater good.

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>>9724366
>chances are you're not too fond of girls who fantasize about fucking boys and perhaps masturbate

Let's say I am this boy in question. I am failing to imagine a scenario where I wouldn't be flattered. I wouldn't even care about gender or age.

Having your photos leaked on the net is one thing. A person having fantasies about you is another. The former may have many negative consequences, the latter is harmless.

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>>9724375
Why? I'm not going to pretend I don't judge people. Everyone does. Granted, I don't waste my time blogging about it, but I'm not going to make-believe I'm completely disconnected from the real world. If someone stabbed a puppy, I'd think, "Oh, what a jerk!" even though it had zero effect on me. I cope with the real world through escapism and being a shut-in--I don't pretend everything in the real world is hunky-dory but then I avoid it for no reason.

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>>9724366
>Not saying it should be a crime. What people do in their own home is fine, but I'm sure as hell judging them for it.
Looks like you've managed to adapt a quite advanced sense of justice. If you put it like that, it really sounds like you mean it in a general sense.

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>>9724412

I'd be freaked out, but maybe that's just me. I'd certainly lose some respect for the person if they told me, but perhaps I hate myself a little.
In a way, this reminds me of something someone brought up here a few weeks ago: if you rape someone, but they have no memory of it, you don't impregnate them, there's no physical damage, etc,, then is it okay?

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>>9724418
>If someone stabbed a puppy, I'd think, "Oh, what a jerk!" even though it had zero effect on me.
The effect looks obvious to me.

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Left this thread an hour or so ago.

Came back to find a bunch of moralfags vs pedos vs anti-thought-crime police who are actually just pedos.

I've seen this same exact argument how many times before?

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>>9724430

Was that question supposed to be hard to answer?

That's like asking if it's okay to punch a person with late stage Alzheimers in the sternum and asking if it's okay because they won't remember it later.

By the way, you're a faggot, "O god someone fantasized about me sexually I'm so offended". You are the biggest pussy, why are people such prudes about sexual things, be glad that anyone is fantasizing about you.

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>>9724432
Well, it's kind of difficult to draw the line. It's like that old saying about how one death is a tragedy, but one million deaths is a statistic. If I read, "A man killed a puppy today," I would think, "Oh, that man is a dick." I wouldn't go out of my way to do anything, online or offline, though. I wouldn't mourn the puppy's death because I didn't know that puppy.
September 11 is a good example. A lot of people died. I knew none of those people. I wasn't sad or shocked or angry, because it was an event that occurred thousands of miles away and had zero effect on my life. But I did spare a moment's thought to the people who caused it, and I think they were immoral in doing it.

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I want to program an AI and live her with forever.

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>>9724430
> if you rape someone, but they have no memory of it, you don't impregnate them, there's no physical damage

This "what if" question doesn't make sense. Even if they have no memory and there are no consequences it still happened. At the VERY least I stole their time.

This is way different from having a fantasy by yourself.

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>>9724443
>That's like asking if it's okay to punch a person with late stage Alzheimers in the sternum and asking if it's okay because they won't remember it later.
That causes physical damage. If you're getting some pleasurable use out of someone's body without harming them, what does it matter? I think part of the original argument was that they're asleep, so let's add that into the mix. They're not awake and screaming, they're just an oblivious husk snoring away.

>You are the biggest pussy, why are people such prudes about sexual things, be glad that anyone is fantasizing about you.
I don't want people to use me as an outlet for their lewd fantasies, thank you very much. I don't want someone to use my face on a dartboard or a punching bag, either. There's a difference between OMG THOUGHTCRIME ;(((((( and simply not wanting someone to think about you in a certain way.

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>>9724332
Thank you very much.
I hope you have a pleasant day as well.

I hope /jp/ has many good days.

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>>9724430
The difference is that in your scenario someone was actually raped.

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>>9724467

Punching someone in the sternum doesn't cause any more damage than sticking a dick in their orifices.

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>>9724430
>I'd be freaked out

If you are moderately attractive, chance are way more masturbated thinking about you than you've actually had sex with. Why do you think facebook has pics?

You have my permission to go freak out now.

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>>9724467
>If you're getting some pleasurable use out of someone's body without harming them, what does it matter?
You're treating them like an object. It's disrespect, and expect that person to hate you guts if they ever find out.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to sleep.

At most I'm getting 5 and a half hours, waking up several times throughout the night. Seroquel used to knock me out cold, but for the past few months, it has seemed to lose its effectiveness. I'd rather not take anymore because anti-psychotics/anti-depressants and SSRIs a shit. I've been actively exercising too (running at least 3 miles a day on the treadmill). I'm tired as HELL but I'm not sleepy soundly.
How can I sleep better? This shit's really killing me. I feel like collapsing every moment I'm awake.

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>>9724472
Well, one of the original criteria was
>there's no physical damage,

If raping someone in this hypothetical scenario doesn't harm them, why is it any different to fantasizing about them? Again, assume they're asleep so you're not wasting their time or putting up with their screams.

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>>9724473
Nobody has every masturbated to me. I'm not particularly unattractive, but I'm not attractive either. As three separate people have described me, I'm "all right-looking".
I have had sex with one person, and she wasn't especially interested in sex (neither was I). We had a very transparent relationship, and she never masturbated to thoughts of me (nor did I masturbate to thoughts of her). I'm not denying we're human beings with sexual urges, and that's why we had sex, but we did other things in lieu of masturbation.

>>9724475
Why doesn't that apply to fantasizing? I'm not an object, so please don't masturbate to me.

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>>9724467
>If you're getting some pleasurable use out of someone's body without harming them, what does it matter?
That's an extremely radical thought. I hope that you will study why it hasn't been applied anywhere in the civilized world in a long time. The slippery slope is very imminent and deep.

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>>9724485
I masturbated to you last week, Sean.

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>>9724485
>Nobody has every masturbated to me.
How would you know?

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>>9724485
>Why doesn't that apply to fantasizing?
It's in your head. You have all the rights in the world in your own head. For now.

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>>9724492
Well, I wouldn't mind so much if it's a passive thought, but if you're actively doing something like masturbating, then I mind. I don't want so-and-so at work to hate me. I certainly don't want so-and-so at work to talk about me behind my back, and there are laws against this sort of thing if it gets too far.

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>>9724478
Sorry, I don't have any advice, but I want to ask a question. What you think about right after you wake? Do those thoughts force you to stay up?

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>>9724498
>I don't want so-and-so at work to hate me. I certainly don't want so-and-so at work to talk about me behind my back
What? I can't see the connection to masturbation at all.

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>>9724478

That sounds terrible.

Maybe you are having some kind of nutrient deficiency?

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>>9724391
>Groceryfag here. While shrink does exist, it has no influence on the price of things.

You are wrong in your justification of pilferage as being harmless to business profits. I have a friend who has been working his way up in the management side of a local store at a national chain, and shrink is a source of cost to the store and thus influences the prices. Trying to justify shrink as being harmless fantasy to a store is like trying to justify SAO as not being self-insert wish fulfillment gary stu mary sue fantasy.

That poster shows parts of the problem in dealing with people living in a fantasy world. Too many of them come up with weird or non-logical justifications for repulsive or even criminal behaviours in real life.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm being forced to get a job. Guys please tell me what can I do that is decent without tons of work?

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>>9724523
Buttbuster
Cockmongler
Fluffer

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>>9724537
Hey these threads are the few times we shouldn't shitpost dude

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>>9724501
Sometimes I worry when I wake up since I have to get up early. My parents make me wake up at 7 and do chores so I "don't have trouble getting up when going to work". I still don't have to heart to tell them yet. They don't really have any sympathy (holy shit, almost wrote symphony) because they claim irrefutably that I'm playing games all night.

>>9724514
I eat pretty balanced, the only thing I can think of is a Vitamin D deficiency from no contact with the sun.

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>>9724523
>I'm being forced to get a job. Guys please tell me what can I do that is decent without tons of work?
We don't live in YOUR area, so we don't know what kinds of jobs are available. Your request shows how unknowledgeable about the job market you are. In the past 30 years, the gulf between the rich and non-rich has widened which means that number of jobs you described have been getting fewer and fewer. That's because a broad ownership of wealth corresponds to a society that has much wider opportunity in it than a society where the wealth is owned by a few. Do not confuse "opportunity" as being the same with "desire for opportunity". As more percentage of wealth is concentrated into fewer hands, the amount of "opportunity" decreases while the "desire for opportunity" increases. That is not a good situation but does seem to be the results of the past 30 years in the USA.

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One less NEET means less social welfare costs. The problem is that foreign trade deficits represent wealth that could be spent here and that in itself reduces the chances of NEETs finding a job.

>>9724612
Should have told him to go to the job employment office that is run by the government in order to help those who who need help getting employment. That place has a better handle on what jobs are available in that area or suitable for that person than /jp/ does.

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>>9724523
>I'm being forced to get a job. Guys please tell me WHAT CAN I DO that is decent without tons of work?
You question had the gist of your answer. What can you do? Or rather, what are you able to do? Whatever it is, you need to understand that social welfare in the USA is going to be severely reduced in the future once the "voucher" system is implemented as a workaround against prior supreme court rulings at getting rid social welfare programs. So you'd better hurry up and get employed in order to build up a retirement nest egg. Or else be desperately working for work at 60+ because your other choice is homelessness.

A voucher system removes many of the possible lawsuit defenses that could be filed for removal of social welfare. So it's a particularly clever and futuristic thinking solution offered by the current republican vice-pres candidate in the upcoming presidential election campaign. He'll be running in the campaign 4 years from now too, and I expect he'll win that one since by then the people will have forgotten the causes of the deep recession. Most voters only remember that they hate paying taxes especially to social programs. As society's culture changes towards becoming more conservative, that hatred of social welfare will become more intense. So, get yourself out of the hole before you get too old for employers to take a chance on you.

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>>9724552

I apologize in advance if this offends you, but your life sounds really shitty. Perhaps stress from your shitty life is causing your sleeping issues. I think your parents are causing most of your stress.

tldr: take it easy

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How do I make my short and long term memory even worse? I forget a lot of things but for some reason I keep some memories, I want to forget almost everything except a few important things.

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>>9724418
>I cope with the real world through escapism and being a shut-in--I don't pretend everything in the real world is hunky-dory but then I avoid it for no reason.

Escapism via self-insert fantasy is pleasant, but isn't getting it for real better?

Anyways, please use your language accurately. You're not coping with the real world. The thing you are coping with is your own situation. As for the real world, you are not coping with it. You are avoiding the real world, not coping with it.

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>>9724750
Why would you want to become incompetent? The inability to remember things means you have no skills to use in a competent way. If your memory sucks, you will end up doing many things in a half-assed way that is useless in a work environment. You would endanger people or customers in a work environment by not remembering important things.

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>>9724768
That's not really an issue. I forget a lot of trivial things all the time, and I am glad I do, but I also want to forget unwanted memories that stick with me for weeks.

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If the gov't could only pass a law that restricted full internet access to those who are employed that would improve society a lot in terms of forcing the NEETs to un-neet themselves. Basic internet access would still be available for those not employed and they could access company sites, shopping sites, and work-program and rehabilitation sites.

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>>9724775

The only thing I can think of is drugs. They'll cause you more than just memory problems though.

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>>9724784
I've heard from people weed can give you memory problems, although one guy I know says his memory improved. That would be very desirable.

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Got kicked out of my house and gonna comit suicide, cya later in gensokyo /jp/

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>>9724750
If your memory gets worse, wouldn't it just mess up your ability to gain new memories, while leaving your old memories intact? I remember that one guy who received some kind of brain damage which rendered him completely unable to make new memories, so he lived the rest of his life with the freshest memories in his mind being from right before the accident that caused his brain damage.

If you want to escape from the past or something, isn't some kind of amnesia what you're looking for? I've seen some decent evidence for the ability of hypnosis to alter memories, which, to me, sounds cool as hell. I wanna replace my lame high school memories with various high school galge cliches.

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>>9725077
>If you want to escape from the past or something, isn't some kind of amnesia what you're looking for? I've seen some decent evidence for the ability of hypnosis to alter memories
Shit. What was the name of that entry-level VN?

Edit: Oh, right, it was True Remembrance.

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>>9725049

God damn it, everyone on /jp/ keeps killing themselves.

Why do you all have such shitty parents who don't care about you?

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>>9724783
That would be completely unfair in a world where getting a job is unfair. I've been unable to find a job, despite my best efforts, because I had no advantages that the employed often had such as nepotism and previous work experience.

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Uni starts next week, ending my 10 months of being a NEET. I'm 29 with basically no work experience. I'll be taking junior level courses. I wonder if I will find a job after I graduate. My 4 Associate degrees certainly did nothing in helping me to find a job. I wonder if companies will always pass me up for younger graduates with better GPA's. Let's hope they don't.

[proREMIRIAt Elite Force Commander !rSDMROXTB. No.]

>>9721508
IMO Rec was average, and Rec2 was awful. Better don't get your hopes up man.

>>9723550
Fake having a stomach disease, it's easy. Just say you've been having diarrhea, vomiting, and feel acute abdominal pain and cramps, etc. It always works for me.


And well, I came home just a few hours ago, And I just finished catching up with /jp/ and what had happened around the world and on the internet during the week.

Now, I'll spend the rest of this fridey night reading the latest gaku update as usual.


Good night /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

Working on my anime backlog all day / every day

This weekend will be an Evangelion weekend

[Anonymous No.]

Hello? Can we get a title for these threads to make them easier to search for?

[Anonymous No.]

I had a dream about sticking my dick into a MILF, it was pretty cool but I didn't feel a thing.

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>>9727143
I had a dream as well. In it I was walking to school with a girl and her maid. I got to paint her nails but I wasn't very good at it, I think I was even using the wrong kind of paint, so she had the maid redo it. But it was still good getting to touch her cute little hands. It ended with me, still in the dream, masturbating around my house while imagining raping the maid.

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>>9727143

I finally can dream of anime girls

It's so wonderful dreaming in 2D, i finally reached one of my life goals

[Anonymous No.]

I look like Light from Death Note IRL and im a NEET