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9716737 No.9716737 [Reply] [Original]

LETS PLAY A GAME JAYPEE

>> No.9716744

epic win

>> No.9716747

I had sex with Kanako because Yukuri is fooling around again

>> No.9716753
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9716753

I had sex with Alice because she was bored.

>> No.9716750

I went camping with Alice because she was angry.

>> No.9716755

I got married to Shou because we were both Drunk

huh

>> No.9716756

I got married to...
Sanae
Because of Eirin's shady new drug.
not really, she just wanted my cock

>> No.9716760

I played videogames with Youmu because she was angry.

>> No.9716762
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9716762

>I got tossed in jail with Cirno because of a Moriya Shrine conspiracy.

DAMN you Sanae...
go to HELL...!
*POOF* (goes back to cramming like HELL for tomorrow's test)

>> No.9716764

>>9716755
Holy shit nigger, we have the same birthday and shirt color!

>> No.9716769

I stayed up watching movies with Meiling because she was bored.

>> No.9716771

>>9716737
Played videogames with yukari because she was bored
Good enough for me.

>> No.9716774

I got tossed in Jail with Yukari because she was angry.

>> No.9716779

Spellcards with Suika because Yukari

...goddamit, why did it have to be the melee fighter? I know she has spellcards, but really?

>> No.9716782

I'm wearing an orange shirt. Guess my answer is invalid.

>> No.9716783

I got drunk with Yuyuko because we were drunk.

>> No.9716786

Stranded on an island with Eirin because of another Moriya Shrine conspiracy?
How does that even work?
Though I suppose I'd be more than glad to be Eirin's stress toy.

>> No.9716787

>>9716764
Hope your recent birthday celebration was better than mine

>> No.9716788

I made out with Eirin because she was angry.

>> No.9716792

I played video games with kaguya because we were drunk

truNEET as HELL

thanks for the win thread OP

>> No.9716793

>>9716737
I played videogames with Eirin because se was angry.

How that make sense?

>> No.9716802

I was stranded on an island with Byakuren because I got high.

Just how high did I get to manage that?

>> No.9716807

Why would you openly divulge information about yourself?

>> No.9716813

>>9716807
shhhhhhhhh im getting their info!

>> No.9716814

>>9716807
Anonymous has many birthdays, it seems.

>> No.9716827

I was thaught spellcard combat by Tenshi because she was angry.

Doesn't sounds too silly

>> No.9716828

Hey, just a thing. I just saw this on the Touhou Project Facebook page, and I'm not lying.

>> No.9716835

I had sex with Shikieiki because Yukari is fooling around again.

>> No.9716836

>>9716828
So?

>> No.9716840

I played video games with Kaguya because she was bored.

>>9716792
Huh.

>> No.9716845

I went camping with Remilia because Yukari is fooling around again.

Okay.

>> No.9716846

I stayed up watching movies with Yuyuko because she was angry.

I wonder what kind of movies...

>> No.9716849

>>9716846
Movies that you hate probably.

>> No.9716853

>>9716828
Why do you have a facebook? Git outta here normie rofl

>> No.9716857

I went to an anime con with yuyuko because she was bored.


:/

>> No.9716861
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9716861

I had sex with Yuyuko because of a Moriya Shrine conspiracy.

>> No.9716862

I went to an anime con with Mokou because we were in love.

>> No.9716869

>>9716857
Why ``:/''?

That's a cool thing. I would love to go to an anime con with yuyuko. When someone tries to sell you crap you just sic her on them and they get to listen to her repeat.

>> No.9716875

>>9716853
The having of a facebook is not a bad thing ironically, normal.

Go post on your normiewall.

>> No.9716883
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9716883

I got married to Nitori because we were drunk.

>> No.9716885

>>9716753
Your birthday is the day after mine. Want to celebrate our birthdays together?

>> No.9716886

>>9716875
"I'm only being a normie ironically" - You
Right.

>> No.9716888 [DELETED] 

I got married to Shikieiki because we were in love.

Oh well.

>> No.9716889

I had sex with Marisa because she was angry.

>> No.9716893

I made out with Cirno because of a Moriya shrine conspiracy.

i don't understand

>> No.9716896

I was taught spellcard combat by Sanae because of a moriya shrine conspiracy.

>> No.9716898
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9716898

Eye got in a fight with Meling because i got high as FUCK

wwww

>> No.9716901
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9716901

I made out with Sanae because of a Wacky Misunderstanding.

>> No.9716919

I had sex with Sanae because of a Moriya Shrine conspiracy.

Well it SOUNDS like me and it makes sense. I'm gonna tape these results to the fridge and show it to all my guests.

>> No.9716929
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9716929

I got tossed in jail with Sanae because she was angry. God damnit Sanae.

>> No.9716927
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9716927

I went to an anime con with Patchouli because we were drunk.
Sounds like a blast.

>> No.9716933

I got married to Yukari because Yukari is fooling around again

>> No.9716934

>>9716737
I got drunk with Eirin because of Eirin's shady new drug.

>> No.9716940
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9716940

I had sex with Meiling because we were drunk

>> No.9716941

i got drunk with sakuya because we were in love.

<3

>> No.9716947

I went to an anime con with Reisen because we were in love.

>> No.9716953

Man, I need to get a different day of birth.

>> No.9716964

I got in a fight fight with Kanako because Yukari was fooling around again.

>> No.9716965

I was taught spell card combat by Miko because she was bored.

I like my birthday date.

>> No.9716979
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9716979

I was taught spellcard combat by Yukari because she was bored.

>> No.9716977

I was taught spell card combat by Marisa because we were drunk.

>> No.9716984
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9716984

fucking conspiring bitch got a faceful of fist YEEEE SON GET SOME

quality thread op

>> No.9716990

I stayed up watching movies with Youmu because of a Moriya Shrine conspiracy.

>> No.9716992

I got drunk with reisen because I was high

sounds entirely plausible

>> No.9716998

Templates like this are forbidden.

>> No.9716999

I went to an anime con. with Youmu (^_^)
because we were drunk...
...then we became ONE!

>> No.9717002

I got drunk with Alice ...because it was a test of character

>> No.9717008

>>9716999
ebin trips

>> No.9717012 [DELETED] 
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9717012

Lots of fucking june babies in here.

I played video games with Yukari because I was playing on easy mode.

>> No.9717014

I made out with Sanae because she was bored ... oh god

>> No.9717016

I went to an anime con with Remilia because of a wacky misunderstanding.

...Wow, this looks like an outline for a funny doujinshi if I ever saw one.

>> No.9717035

Sex with Reisen because we were drunk

>> No.9717034

>>9717012

Where are her feet?

>> No.9717040

I went camping with Orin because we were drunk

>> No.9717041 [DELETED] 

Most /jp/ers were born on April, May and June. Note that down, ominous jew in the background.

>> No.9717047
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9717047

I got drunk with Kanako because Yukari was fooling around again. Oh well ...

>> No.9717052 [DELETED] 

I Went camping with Mokou Because of Eirin's shady's new drug.
Of all the choices I get Mokou, shit, The only one in the list I don't care... it is truly a drug's fault... but at least is going to be easy to make a fire.
Yes, my birthday is this friday... would you wish me happy Birthday /jp/?

>> No.9717056

Taught spellcard combat by Eirin because she was angry.

>> No.9717069
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>>9717052
Happy birthday anon! I really like you!

-Mokou

>> No.9717073

I got married to Yukari because of Eirin's shady new drug?

>> No.9717080

>>9716737
I had sex with Remilia because she was angry ;-;

>> No.9717082

Fucked Nitori because we were drunk, the last on my list of ways to fuck but also the only way I'd ever lose my virginity.

>> No.9717092

got drunk with suika because we were drunk

... seems about right for suika.

>> No.9717094

>>9717069
(:

>> No.9717096

I Went camping with Mokou Because of Eirin's shady's new drug.
Of all the choices I get Mokou, shit, The only one in the list I don't care... it is truly a drug's fault...
Probably while living at the Eientei, Eirin slipped some strange drug in my dinner, the drug made me escape from there (no reason at all, maybe I was tripping) then I got lost in the Bamboo Forest, until Mokou found me and took care of me until the next day.
At least this is going to be easy, I'm sure Mokou knows everything needed to camp without problems.
Also I like camping, being with the nature far away from the city is magical, but I prefer the city to live, unless it's Gensokyo and that's another question for a different thread.

>> No.9717097

I played videogames with Yukari because Yukari is fooling around again.

>> No.9717103
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9717103

I went to an anime con with Alice because of Eirin's shady new drug.

I wanted to go with Reisen. ;_;

Though I do love Alice too.

>> No.9717107

>I got tossed in jail with Sakuya because she was angry.

This sucks.

>> No.9717119

>I go married to Kaguya because of Eirin's shady new drug

Sounds about right. I'm ok with this.

>> No.9717122

I made out with Kanako because she was bored.

I'm ok with this.

>> No.9717134

>>9717069
Sorry, I deleted it because I would think nobody would care about it, but thanks, I'm really thankfull ;_;. I want to say I don't hate her, and probably that night (even if I'm drugged) will enforce my relation with Mokou, the only one I have now is that I like her song and some of the spellcards. I would talk you like if you were mokou but it can be considered Role-playing and it is prohibited, right?
Also I made another post saying a setup for my history >>9717096

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>>9717134
Happy birthday Anon!

>> No.9717144

>>9717134
Happy Birthday

>> No.9717150

i went to an anime con with meiling because yukari was fooling around again

"went to an anime con with" is the worst shit possible. fuck you november hater

>> No.9717165

I was stranded on an Island with Kaguya because we were drunk.

Now my Ideal one would be August 9th, with a gray shirt.

>> No.9717170

I made out with Tenshi because of a Moriya shrine conspiracy.

Thank you based Moriya shrine!!

>> No.9717177
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9717177

>I was stranded on an island with Suwako because I got high.

Sounds fair.

>> No.9717181

I was taught spellcard combat by Patchouli, because of A Moriya shrine conspiracy.

A fair bit of us wear gray shirts...

>> No.9717187

I got drunk with Yuyuko because we were drunk
Makes sense?

>> No.9717188

I was stranded on an island with Kanako 'cause of Eirin's shady new drug, which I took because I am a complete moron.
Send help, I managed to find out my GPS coordinates: 23 15.543 -33 05.589
Kanako's being a cunt too and is conjuring up a storm at this momen

>> No.9717193

I had sex with Orin because she was bored.

lel what a slut

>> No.9717190

>>9717181
I'm rather surprised at how many people browse /jp/ while clothed.

>> No.9717212
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9717212

♡♡~Jail with Suwako because we're in love~♡♡

>> No.9717219

I got thrown in jail with Mokou for Eirin's shady new drug.

Seems legit.

>> No.9717224

Sex with Kaguya because of Eirin's drug.
I've actually tried putting myself into this situation. It felt awkward as hell and I felt like running home.

>> No.9717239

Was taught spellcard combat by Marisa because of Eirin's shady new drug.

I'm more than okay with this, I think.

>> No.9717259

>I got thrown in jail with Mokou...
Sweet my fav touhou
>becuase i was playing on easy modo
She going to murder me

>> No.9717272

I got tossed in jail with Orin, because I got high.

>>9716737
OP confirmed for being born in June.

>> No.9717278

I got drunk because we were drunk.

>> No.9717285 [DELETED] 
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>>9717259
>>9717224

>> No.9717291

I stayed up watching movies with Kanako because she was bored.

>> No.9717298

I stayed up watching movies with Suika because I got high.

I don't watch movies and I don't do drugs

this thread is GAY

>> No.9717329

I had sex with Sakuya because she was bored.

>> No.9717351

I went camping with Byakuren because she was angry.

well fuck. I didn't know she could get angry.

>> No.9717357
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9717357

I got married to Suika because we were drunk.

>> No.9717379

I had sex with Yuyuko because she was bored.

>> No.9717391
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9717391

I had sex with Reisen because I got high.

>> No.9717423

I played video games with Yukari because of Eirin's shady new drug

>> No.9717436

I made out with Youmu because of Eirin's shady new drug.

>> No.9717442

I got in a fistfight with Nitori because of Eirin's shady new drug.

So it's basically roid rage in a pill? Seems like a pretty useless drug to design, since people can usually come up with plenty of reasons to fight each other on their own. At least it was just Nitori and not Yuugi or Meiling I have to fight.

>> No.9717446

Made out with Mokou because Yukari is a bitch.

Thank you Yukari.

>> No.9717452
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9717452

>I went to an anime con

NO fuck...stop

Why is November's such bullshit?

>> No.9717462

I got in a fist fight with Remilia because she was bored.

>> No.9717466

I got tossed in jail with Marisa because of a Moriya Shrine conspiracy.

>> No.9717486

I got tossed in a jail with youmu because we were drunk.

>> No.9717494

>>9716919
Same xD

>> No.9717498

I went to a con with Patchy because Yukari was fooling around again... i missed out on being part of a conspiracy by mere minutes, OP.

>> No.9717556

Its just like Myspace

>> No.9717559

>>9716737
I got married to yukari because of eirins shady new drug.
How a drug that makes people marry each other works, I don't know.

>> No.9717576

I stayed up watching movies with Remilia because we were in love.
'DAWWWWW, although she seems more of a younger daughter to me.

>> No.9717611

I got drunk with Nue because of Erin't shady new drug...

Sounds like the best one yet. Smell you later dorks.

>> No.9717612
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9717612

August 4...

I don't know whether or not this is something I should be happy about...

Oh well, might as well enjoy it while it lasts!

>> No.9717621
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9717621

I got drunk with Sanae because we were both drunk....at least she's a groper so I can't complain

>> No.9717630

>>9717612
Oh, hey. We have the same birthday.

>> No.9717663

I was taught spellcard combat by Orin because we were in love

>> No.9717668

best thread on /jp/ right now

>> No.9717682
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9717682

Went camping with Sanae as a test of character. What?

>> No.9717702

I got tossed in jail with Orin because of Eirin's shady new drug. Makes sense.

>> No.9717713

I was stranded on an island with Reisen because of Eirin's shady new drug.

>> No.9717715

I got in a fistfight with Sanae because we were drunk.

>> No.9717718

I was straned on an island because I was drunk with Reisan.

>> No.9717719

I went to an anime con with aya because we were drunk.

>> No.9717724
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9717724

I was stranded on an island with Miko because she was bored.

and how in the fuck does that even happen?
now we're both bored.

>> No.9717729

Played video games with remilia because yuraki is fooling around again.
Which is frighteningly accurate: I just played some EoSD.

Also, otaku culture as HELL.

>> No.9717735

lets play uh gaam jaipee uhh moot got molested by a catholic priest lol

>> No.9717747

>>9717630
I know a couple people who have my same birthday, and one of them in particular was a bit of a gaming addict in the past--you aren't him, are you??? If so, that's pretty "NEET", ha ha!

>> No.9717750

I got drunk with Sanae because we were drunk.

>> No.9717759

Quality thread, or something.

Yuyuko punched me out because Eirin's getting married.

>> No.9717768
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9717768

I just got stranded on an island with Nue because she was angry. :\

>> No.9717775

I got into a fishfight with kaguya because she was angry.... :<

Don't know who kaguya is, but I'm sorry, baby. How can I make it up to you?

But. You hit first....

But....

*sigh*

>> No.9717783

OP here, i cant belive this is still up.
You really should join the Touhou Project group in facebook

>> No.9717785
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9717785

>>9716737
I mad out with Reisen because we were drunk.

>> No.9717786

>>9717630
I also have the same birthday.

So I got married to Cirno because she was angry. Makes sense.

>> No.9717790
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9717790

>I got drunk with Byakuren because of Eirin's shady new drug

>> No.9717794

>>9717783

Posted there first, but I'll post here too.

I played videogames with satori because she was bored.

Now to hope people decide not to search through the facebook comments for me (lol)

>> No.9717797

>>9717783
>>9717794
You have got to be fucking kidding me.

>> No.9717805
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>>9717794
>>9717783

>> No.9717808

>>9717797
This thread got over a hundred ordinary replies.

Anything can happen.

>> No.9717812

Huh I just saw this on Facebook.

I knew you some of you guy's really weren't really truNEETS, with having a FB account and all.

>> No.9717822

>got married to... Alice
FUCK

I think I just lost the lottery.

>> No.9717843

>>9717786
At least you're wearing a shirt!

>>9717783
It's a TRAP!
FUCK FACEBOOK YOU LITTLE MUPPET

>> No.9717850

I was stranded on an island with Aya because we were drunk

>> No.9717858

>>9717783
Why haven't I joined this already? Neat. I don't even play touhou seriously.

>> No.9717861

>>9717812
There's only one true Nito, you will never be like him.

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>>9717822
Oh boy!

>> No.9717865
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>>9717861
captcha ate my image

>> No.9717871

I was taught spellcard combat by Sanae because of
(Eirin's shady new drug)
(A Moriya Shrine Conspiracy)

I don't know which one is better. My shirt is pretty white, but I guess it could also be gray.

>> No.9717873

>>9717865
Is that baldur's gate ?

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I got in a fistfight with Nue because she was bored.

>> No.9717875
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9717875

I made out with Eirin because we were drunk

Well shit...

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9717877

I got married to Suika because I got high...
...I'm ok with that

Suika is now my waifu

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9717882

Yuyuko beat the shit out of me cause we're drunk.

>> No.9717903

I went to an anime con with SAKUYA ,,,because Yukari is fooling around again. lol

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9717916

I went camping with Eiki because we were drunk.

Well shit. I'm a thief, so this is awkward..

>> No.9717934

I played videogames with Shou because she was bored.

I wonder what kind of games she would play.

>> No.9717939

>>9717934
My bet is on Animal Crossing.

>> No.9717946

>>9717786
I got married to her because I was high.
I don't even like being intoxicated.

>> No.9717956

>>9717939

But she used to be a follower of Bishamonten! Surely she'd prefer something a little more exciting.

>> No.9717965

>>9717956
Oh, I didn't think of that aspect.
Maybe GOD OF WAR then? And GEARS. GEARS OF WAR, too.

>> No.9717968

I got into a fistfight with Suika because of Eirin's shady new drug.

Must have been super steroids or something.

>> No.9717977

>I got married to Byakuren because we were drunk.

Eeehhh..?

>> No.9718037

>>9717977
Don't worry, what happened in Vegas stays in Vegas

>> No.9718047

>Got tossed in jail with Yukari because of Eirin's shady new drug.

Ugh I hate Yukari and Eirin....

>> No.9718055

stranded on an island with kaguya because she was bored
strangely fitting

>> No.9718066

I was taught spellcard combat by Reimu because she was angry.
Why would she teach me something because she's angry? Is she angry I can't defend myself?

>> No.9718080

I got drunk with Eiki because we were drunk?
How does that even work?

>> No.9718160

I played videogames with Reisen because i got high.

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9718166

I went to an anime con with Reisen because we were drunk

>> No.9718214

I made out with Ran because Yukari is fooling around again.

It totally works.

>> No.9718223

I had sex with Sakuya because I was playing on easy mode.

Dang. I got laid for being a bitch.

>> No.9718234

I got drunk with Sanae because she was angry.

>> No.9718231

But I don't drink and Youmu's a dork.

>> No.9718243

I played videogames with Satori because she was bored.

What the fuck, /jp/?

I don't even like Satori...

I wanted to do something with Reisen..

>> No.9718247

I got in a fistfight with Youmu because Yukari was fooling around again.

Damn it, /jp/. I was hopeful when I first looked into this, and then I got literally the only absolutely negative thing in the list to.

>> No.9718261

I had sex with Yuyuko, because we were drunk.
Fuck yeah!

>> No.9718270

I got drunk with Eiki because we were drunk.

I don't like where this is going.

>> No.9718274

>>9718243
W-wait, i got the same.

>> No.9718276

>>9718243
>I wanted to do something with Reisen
Don't we all, anon.

>> No.9718278

>>9717794
>>9718243
>>9718274

Well this is awkward...

>> No.9718282

Stayed up watching movies, with Okuu, because of a Moriya Shrine Conspiracy.

>> No.9718291
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>>9718278
Oh, no, my mistake, i went camping with her.

>> No.9718297

I was thought spellcard combat by Okuu because of a wacky misunderstanding.
>thought
>Okuu

>> No.9718329

I was stranded on an island with Reisen because we were in love.

>> No.9718408

6/9 being "have sex with Sanae" is rather humerous.

>> No.9718404

I went to an anime con with Mokou because I got high.
>anime con
>high
nope

>> No.9718419

I stayed up watching movies with Patchouli because I got high.

>> No.9718439

I got married to Kanako because of Eirins now shady drug.

I'm ok with this

>> No.9718440

I went camping with Cirno because I was high.

meh. Boring, boring, and boring. If you can't recall what you did, there's no point of doing it.

>> No.9718701

I got married to Orin because of Eirin's shady new drug.

Seems legit.

>> No.9718743

>>9718066
Obviously she trains you as a soldier to enact her revenge.

>> No.9718748

Birthday, it reminds me death, approaching mercilessly.

Happy birthday, camping boys. There's at least 5 here.

>> No.9718753

I had sex with Kaguya because of a wacky misunderstanding.

full pinku route

>> No.9718761
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>I got married to Eiki because we were madly in love.

I'm gonna make here dress like Yuuka, get her a breast implant and a parasol, and pretend that she's Yuuka. At least they both have green hair.

And it's a shame that's the most moe Touhou is not available on the list.

>> No.9718770
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9718770

Sorry, but I must ask. Why isn't there a "white" shirt option? It's a fairly common shirt color.

Why should white shirt-people have to choose "other,' like teal shirt-wearing motherfucker?!

>> No.9718775

>>9718770

But there is a white shirt option anon

>> No.9718777

>>9718770
Are you blind?

>> No.9718778

>>9718770
nigga u blind

>> No.9718785

>I had sex with China because we were drunk.
More like I raped China while she was passed out.

>> No.9718791

>>9718775
>>9718777
>>9718778
My mistake. I see it now, but in my defense the whit background makes it almost impossible to see, especially since my LCD monitor screen is very bright.

>> No.9718798

Went camping with Ran because we are in love

>> No.9718799

>>9718791
>>9718770

Eirin's shady new drug secondary effect

>> No.9718802

I played video games with Nue because Yukari is fooling around again.

Um, okay. I guess that sounds like something Yukari would do.

>> No.9718808

>>9718791
It's a shitty thumbnail image from facebook anyway.

>> No.9718813

I played video games with Cirno because we were drunk and it was awesome.

>> No.9718815

Stranded on an island with Youmu because of Eirin's strange drug.

So I am alone on an island with my favorite touhou and she is drugged?
It really IS my birthday!

>> No.9718821

I was taught spellcard combat by Byakuren because she was bored.

>> No.9718823

I was raught spellcard combat by Suwako because of moriya shrine conspiracy

>> No.9718829

>>9718777
>>9718778
I think he's just color blind.

>> No.9718835

>>9718829
That's not how color blindness works.

>> No.9718843

I got in a fistfight with Yukari because Yukari is fooling around again...

>> No.9718845

I made out with Shou because it was a test of character.


D-did I pass...?

>> No.9718865

I'm wearing red and white stripes, so...
I got stranded on an island with Sakuya because I got high on Eirin's shady new drug?
I would imagine Eirin could make some godly weed if she put her mind to it... Move over, Johnny!

>> No.9718867

>>9718845
No, you were terrible at it. I am sorry but you'll never make it to Hollywood

>> No.9718870

>>9718867
He can still star in gay porn.

>> No.9718876
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9718876

I got married to Cirno because i was playing on easy mode

>> No.9718880

I had sex with Youmu because she was bored.

>> No.9718879

>>9718870
I'll be the next Aniki!
Just you wait!

>> No.9718887

I was taught spellcard combat by Yuyuko beacause i got high.

>> No.9718893 [DELETED] 

I was taught spellcard combat by Tenshi because we were drunk.

>> No.9718920

I played videogames with Yukari because we were drunk.

Y'all jelly.

>> No.9718932

I got married to Miko because she was bored.

Seems like a good enough reason to me

>> No.9718958

I stayed up watching movies with Mokou because it was a test of character.

>> No.9718981
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9718981

I got into a fistfight with Suwako because we were drunk.

>> No.9719030

I had sex with Remilia because we were drunk.

I'm likely dead but doesn't matter had sex.

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9719039

I went camping with Suwako because of Erin's shady new drug.

... how did you know I was a pedophile, OP?

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9719070

I had sex with Yuyuko because of Eirin's new shady drug.
I hope that drug doesn't have weird effects.

>> No.9719075

>>9719070
As if making you fuck old hags wasn't a weird effect. Though now I understand why Eirin made it.

>> No.9719101

>I went to an anime con with Satori because we were drunk.

Well yeah there's no way either of us would go to such a place sober.

>> No.9719111

>>9719075
You got a point there. Though with my actual sexual frustration i don't think i'll need that drug.

>> No.9719122

I got drunk with Mokou because we were drunk.

Why is getting drunk on there twice? That's silly.

>> No.9719134

I got married to Sanae because we were drunk. Fuck, I was going for Alice, but I'll take it.

>> No.9719144

I was taught spellcard combat by Remilia because we were in love.

>> No.9719145

I was stranded on an island with Alice because we were drunk

>> No.9719296

I stayed up watching movies with yukari because she was bored.

>> No.9720197

I got tossed in jail with Nue because Yukari is fooling around again.

>> No.9720214

>I got tossed in jail with Satori because it was a test of character.

>> No.9720215

I made out with Remilia because we were drunk.

>> No.9720223

I got tossed in jail with Meiling because of a Moriya shrine conspiracy. I knew there was something shady going on.

>> No.9720233

Hm, I thought /jp/ was above stuff like this.

>> No.9720235

>>9720233
No, you're just new enough to not remember how /jp/ used to take it easy like this.

>> No.9720239
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9720239

I got tossed in Jail with Youmu because we were drunk.

>> No.9720240

I had sex with Nue because [we were drunk | it was a test of character | she was bored]

I’m not sure about the colour, sorry.

>> No.9720242

I went camping with Orin because we were drunk

>> No.9720247
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>>9720239
Are you the Emperor?

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>>9720239
>>9720247
Would you look at that, I also got tossed in jail with Youmu because we were drunk. What a small world we live in.

>> No.9720264

sex

>> No.9720277

I had sex with Patchouli because of Eirin's shady new drug.

>> No.9720278

I got tossed in Jail with Aya because Yukari is fooling around again.


i hopped for some sex

>> No.9720279

I reported this entire thread because you're all faggots

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9720285

>I got tossed in Jail with remilia because we were in love

B.. but i'm not even into lolis

>> No.9720283

I played video games with Reisen because she was bored..... I am fine with that I guess

>> No.9720286

/jp/ - no fun

>> No.9720292

>>9718843
Uh... you should probably check the chart again, buddy.

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>>9720292

What's wrong with Feb-31?

>> No.9720304 [DELETED] 

>>9717096
Omedetou!

>> No.9720299

>>9720283
lolwut

>> No.9720330

What if I'm not wearing a shirt? What do I do then?

>> No.9720335

>>9720330
See the last option

>> No.9720340

I got tossed in jail with tenshi as a test of character

for not not raping her

>> No.9720338

>>9720330
>other/none

>> No.9720339

>>9720330
★ ★ ★ ★ ★

>> No.9720465
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9720465

I made out with Youmu because Yukari was fooling around again?

Goddamnit Yukari, you can't just screw around with us pure maidens!

>> No.9720481

I stayed up watching movies with Ran because we were drunk. <3

>> No.9720514

Ran taught me Spell Card combat because of a Moriya Shrine conspiracy.

Oh man maybe I'll become a new 2hu
I'll get my silly hat

>> No.9720516

>I got tossed in jail with tenshi as a test of character
What do they expect to prove by tossing both of you in a cell together?

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I went camping with Marisa because we were drunk.

that sounds fun, actually.

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I was stranded on an island with Aya because of Eirin's new shady drug.

I think I'll masturbate to Aya today, I know there's an Aya thread somewhere on jaypee.

>> No.9720557

daaww ^^ Q___

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I made out with Sanae because I was playing on easy mode.
Wat.

>> No.9720588

I was stranded on an island with Patchouli because Yukari is fooling around again.

What?

>> No.9720599

>>9720584
well, she IS easy...

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>>9720599

>> No.9720611

>>9716737
I got married to Remilia because we were drunk.

I can live with it.

>> No.9720636

I went camping with Yuyuko because we were drunk? Man I don't even drink.

>> No.9720835

>>9720610
deal with it. even zun agrees.

married with cirno because she was angry.

>> No.9720856

I got married to Sakuya because we were drunk.

Sakuya is best 2hu

>> No.9720865

has sex with remilia cause she was bored.

much better than expected

>> No.9720873

I played videogames with Eirin because of Eirin's shady new drug.

I can dig it, I guess.

>> No.9720888

Got drunk with Mokou cause she's bored, hmmm, gonna be some fiery passion tonight.

>> No.9720898

I got married to Eiki because I got high.

Shit I need to start doing drugs.

>> No.9720909

Got in a fistfight with Suwako because of a Moriya shrine conspiracy.

I wonder: am I serving justice to the conspirators, or am I simply caught up in an even deeper-running scheme?

>> No.9720923

I had sex with Marisa because Eirin drugged me.

>> No.9720936

Nine is not Cirno? ZUN disapproves.

>> No.9720990

You guys know this is data mining, right?

>> No.9721016

>>9720990
le FBI face

>> No.9721032

>>9720990
I said practically the same thing exactly 24 hours ago as of right now. Well, not exact to the second, but close enough!

There will be many arrests this week...

>> No.9721042

I stayed up watching movies with nitori because she was bored.

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>>9720990
No one's ⑨ enough to use their actual birthday.

>> No.9721283

I got married to Tenshi because she was angry.

>> No.9722942

Thanks for your information guys!

Sincerely yours, OP~

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I went caping with Remilia Because she was angry

man, I don't like camping
I don't even like remilia
Now I am angry too

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Sanae and I played video games because of a Moriya Shrine conspiracy.

Good job, Sanae.

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