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Post 'em.

>> No.9714893

What?

>> No.9714897
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>> No.9714925

How is this otaku culture?

>> No.9714937

>>9714893
Post 'em.

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>>9714937

As you wish

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>>9714873
elf milk

>> No.9714976

>>9714897
>>9714944
>>9714950
What the fuck are you idiots posting?

Is this your first day here?

>> No.9714977

>>9714950
Why is it that we want to drink their milk but they don't want to drink our cum? Fucking feminists.

>> No.9714980

>>9714977
Because milk is full of nutrients and clean.

A better question is why we don't want to drink their vaginal secretions.

>> No.9714989

>>9714980
Cum is full of protein and has the juices of life flowing in it. Vaginal juice is waste, semen is not.

>> No.9715040

>>9714989
Milk has proteins along with essential vitamins and nutrients and it tastes good.

Sperm is nothing but tiny, miniscule amounts of protein wrapped in waste and it generally tastes like shit.

>> No.9715058

>>9714980
>A better question is why we don't want to drink their vaginal secretions.
Speak for yourself.

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>>9715058
Sick fuck.

>> No.9715094

>>9715040


A typical ejaculation fills up about one teaspoon; the actual amount is determined by a man's age (younger men usually make more semen), when he last ejaculated, and how long he's aroused before ejaculating, among other factors. Contrary to what you've heard, semen is not loaded with calories. Each teaspoon of ejaculate has about 5 - 7 calories and some 200 - 500 million sperm. Since sperm make up only about 1 percent of semen, what accounts for the other 99 percent? Well, its other ingredients include:

Fructose sugar
Water
Ascorbic acid (a.k.a., vitamin C)
Citric acid
Enzymes
Protein
Phosphate and bicarbonate buffers (bases)
Zinc

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>>9715094 Fructose sugar

So does eating fruit make your cum taste better?

Some day I want to apply all the cum-volume-increasing and taste-improving methods combined to produce some kind of sacred superjizz. It could be like a baptizing ceremony for a new onahole.

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