NEET lifestyle

[Anonymous No.]

Previous thread past bump limit >>9696546

I think I want to jack off, but my crotch feels kind of slimy and when I stick my hand down there it comes out smelling like play-doh. This could either be because I jacked off a few hours ago and forgot, or because I haven't showered in a while (which I probably haven't).

I'm kind of torn because if it turns out to be the former, it's going to be a pretty underwhelming fap and it'll be even longer before I can have a satisfying masturbation session again.

[Anonymous No.]

/jp/ is not your blog

[Anonymous No.]

We've had beautiful weather for the past two or three days here. It rained around 8PM a few days ago, and it's been mostly cloudy with the occasional shower ever since. It's only 79F outside right now, and I have my window open to let in some fresh air.

Once the clouds go away and the sun comes back, I know it'll get hot again soon enough. I don't want that to happen.

[Anonymous No.]

What the fuck, this isn't some facebook, faggot. Nobody wants to hear about your pitiful crotch you cockmongling attentionwhore. No, seriously, what's with the influx of normalfags recently? Everything was nice and normal a week ago, but since last night "Night time /a/" the board has gone straight to shit.

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I thought we warned you about the images.

[Anonymous No.]

Parents are making me get a job. I don't know what to do. Are there no skill jobs out there that don't require me to talk to the public?

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>>9713596
Just work any store during the night. The only people who will walk into Walmart or 7-11 at two in the morning do not want to be there and do not want to talk, same as you.

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>>9713596

You can get out of /jp/ and never come back. I hear that fetches quite a price, but it'll only work if you go through with it. good luck.

[Anonymous No.]

i'm starting to see black and white, human-like figures pretty frequently out of the corner of my eye and suddenly having a weird sense of paranoia at times when I'm alone or when it's night out. i'm guessing it's no big deal, though. i've been on 200 mg of zoloft for about 4-5 months, but i'm pretty sure that wouldn't be the cause of this.

[Anonymous No.]

I got kicked out of school last Friday because I got in a fight with my faggot chemistry lab partner. My parents said that they would kick me out if I didn't make it in school.

Looks like I'll be a street NEET soon.

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>>9713687
A physical fight?

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>>9713687
How did you even get in a fight?

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>>9713687
It will help if you tell everyone here how old you are.

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Moot made a thread today about the wikipedia article of /jp/ on /a/.

I post it here because I am a NEET and everyone should care.

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>>9713691
I guess. I only pushed him though. I got a ticket for disorderly conduct and had to meet with a bunch of admin people who called me violent and expelled me.

>>9713695
He burned me with the lid to the little pot thing that we were cooking rock salt in, so I pushed him and he fell onto someone elses group and it was a big mess with fire involved. Then the campus police were called and it was terrible.

>>9713697
24. That's why they gave me such an ultimatum.

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>>9713544
Wipe yourself down with wet-ones and/or a small piece of toweling covered in water (or piss).

[Dewgy !!RVY2Zh8rxQ1 No.]

Hey since you are all on medication. I have a choice of medicine to take I am coming off paroxitine as it doesn't seem to be doing much to help my depression or anxiety.

I have the choice of:
Medication options:

SSRIs (Sertraline/Citalopram/Fluoxetine) best option for social phobia + depression

SNRI (Venlafaxine/Duloxetine) good for depression, some benefit for social phobia.

Mirtazapine good for depression, not great for social phobia.

Have any of you tried any of these and had sucess in not having suicidal thoughts and depression or anxiety? What should i choose to help with depression and anxiety

[Anonymous No.]

Someday I'll rejoin you, my NEET brothers. Some day. And a glorious day it shall be.

[Anonymous No.]

I had to fill out an application for a steel mill position today. It's likely that they won't hire me since my only work experience includes working as a cook in a cheeseburger restaurant.

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>>9713786
The only way is to try them yourself and see if they work. You could have a 100 people recommending you this or that medication and still it wouldn't tell you anything. Your doctor has no idea what to prescribe you, why would strangers on the internet know?

>best option for social phobia + depression
>some benefit for social phobia.
>not great for social phobia.

This is a bullshit distinction, more or less.

AD are anti-psychotic drugs are a train wreck. Only ADHD drugs work somewhat reliably.

[Dewgy !!RVY2Zh8rxQ1 No.]

>>9713898

Yeah thats just the email i got from my support worker. I just don't know if maybe i should change to a snri because from what it seems all ssri's are pretty much the same.

It just sucks that I dont know what will work for me and make me happy

[Anonymous No.]

I've been living like a NEET on and off for the last 3 years. The longest I've been able to hold a job was 5 months. This is mostly due to an illness I have. Being a NEET wasn't as nice as I imagined. Since I didn't have any money I was without internet for 6-7 months. That was a terrible part of my life..

Next month I will probably get back to school. No more NEET for me.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to masturbate but the window is open. The plants should block my penis and it's almost 3AM so nobody should be around except the paper delivery guy who drives down the block every night at 3:25AM.

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>>9713786
SSRIs are junk, they just made me feel too tired to give a fuck about anything.

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>>9713786

Mirtazapine is my favorite sleeping med. It doesn't do much for my depression though.

I also use to be on Paxil, but I stopped when I started taking stimulants.

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anyone have a mini fridge in their room? I was thinking of getting one when I get some money

just so I don't have to leave my room as much for cold drinks and stuff

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>>9714092
I have one. I use it mostly for bottled tea and pudding or other things I want to keep for myself.

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>>9713728
>24
Wait, I'm not familiar with Anglo school systems. What school are you visiting with 24? Uni?
Also did they have precedence? Seems harsh to kick one for one single mishap.

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>>9714092
I want one but my parents would never allow it. They think any electronics upstairs is a terrible idea. I'm just trying to stay further out of their way. Hell, if I could rig a stationary bike up to a power cell I could literally pay my own electric bill, and gladly would just to make their lives easier. But they won't let me. I don't get it.

[Anonymous No.]

Just got back from work.
Man, sure was tiring.
But the end of the week, counting up my jew bucks.
Makes it all worth while.
Think I'll relax with a blow job from my beautiful girlfriend before having dinner then going out for the evening.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm feeling pretty bored today..

Got any wacky ideas that I should use, /jp/ ?

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>>9714143
Watch some kind of animu? Shit.
Study your Japanese.
Draw porn. Etc.

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>>9714139
I sure hope she gets pregnant soon and your child will be born deformed.

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>>9714170
No bully pls

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>>9714170
I hope the struggle long and fruitless to bear a child, throwing endless amounts of money away for hope of success, and when she finally concieves, she miscarries, ruining their relationship until they hate each other and could never bear to see each other again, and if he gets another girl they have a kid successfully, except the kid never meets his wishes or expectations growing up and eventually starts shaping up when he becomes an adult, only to kill himself in a way that is both directly his father's fault and causes notable damage to his father's property, but since he is out of town on a business trip his wife finds out first and eventually hangs herself as he walks in the door.

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I played yume 2kki last night and later went to sleep and had a dream that I caused a train wreck by propelling a 4x4 vehicle into the oncoming train. I noticed there were cctv surveillance cameras right above where I did that and was paranoid for the rest of the dream, trying to cover my tracks. But the police knew. The investigative officer was acting cool about it like Peter Falk, but I could tell the whole time he was just trying to figure out the details of the crime before telling me. I'm glad I woke up before I got arrested

[Anonymous No.]

Man, nothing beats a nice long session with an onahole. The few days spent collecting lewd images into another tab group is more than a reasonable price to pay to spend just hour or an hour and a half almost completely lost in pleasure.

You sit there moving it up and down, quickening yourself on the path to climax, but there's no need to hurry, so you slow down. You slow down and enjoy the warmth you've imparted to the device, all fine grooves and ridges massaging your shaft while the head plunges in and out, making just a quiet bit of noise not unlike the sound that escapes one's mouth while chewing gum.

Meanwhile, other parts of your body are reacting to the pleasure in their own ways. Toes curl and spread. Breathing becomes deeper and is punctuated by sighs of pleasure. Your ears seem less keen to do their job, you become less aware of your surroundings, and suddenly in your mind the only thing that seems to matter, the only thing you want to think of, is this one thing you're doing. This stimulation of your body, using a device designed entirely for perverts to pleasure themselves with.

As sure as the night must come to an end, so does the act of masturbation, no matter how delightlful it's been. The familiar tingling onset of a climax slowly makes itself known to you, and you push yourself deep into the hole as if to welcome it. While the time from onset to actual climax may only take a few seconds, in your mind it feels much longer as your penis violently twitches inside of the elastic sleeve, ejaculating what feels like a liter or more of semen, the twitches continuining even after you're sure nothing is coming out anymore.

It's pretty nice. I used to use it randomly, but I think I'm going to mark one day off per week to really enjoy my time alone.

[Anonymous No.]

u niggas got problems

[Anonymous No.]

I'm bored.
Tell me a neat film to watch

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>>9714310
Fuck that's hot.

Tell me more.

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>>9714310
that is making me feel very lewd

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>>9714394
go watch the cabin in the woods.

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>>9714408
I don't like horrors

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>>9714406
Well it is a lewd thing, masturbation. Using an onahole makes it even more lewd.

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>>9714410
I just watched 12 Angry Men and I loved it. One inexpensive set, good actors and a great script, absolutely loved it.
Any more movies like that? I haven't watched too many since I wasn't exposed to many whn I was young

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>>9714410

It more of a parody/deconstruction of a horror then anything.

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>>9714394
More like a NEET film.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9714496
lel

[Anonymous No.]

>>9714419
The Great Dictator with Charlie Chaplin.
Beyond the obvious Jew propaganda, it's pretty good.

[Anonymous No.]

>[]I think I want to jack off, but my crotch feels kind of slimy and when I stick my hand []
eew, what

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>>9714560
its called puberty maybe you haven't heard of it yet but it happens to everyone at a certain age

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>>9713786
Enjoy getting fat, feeling tired all day, a nonexistent sex drive, and shitty withdrawal symptoms you stupid faggot.

[Dewgy !!RVY2Zh8rxQ1 No.]

>>9714585
I think I would have to be very unlucky to get all those side effects. I already feel tired most the day anyway on paroxitine. I sleep 12 hours or over usually. Fatness aint too much of a worry as I am thin anyway.

Anything is better then wishing yourself dead every day though dont ya think

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>>9714606
What's wrong with being dead?

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>>9714606
Every psych med I've taken has made me think that dying is preferable to getting "cured". I might just have shit luck in that regard though as nothing seems to work for me.

>Fatness aint too much of a worry as I am thin anyway.
Better hope you don't get on anti-psychotics.

[Anonymous No.]

Would doctor shopping for stimulants be a viable option for someone with abysmal social skills? Stimulants are the only way to cure the lethargy that comes with this lifestyle, plus they really help against depression.

[Anonymous No.]

When I was on sertaline I wasn't able to ejaculate no matter how long I masturbated. When I got close I would just feel pressure inside my skull building up and my dick would lose sensitivity. Didn't feel good, just weird.

Funny how you can turn off a system in your body just by taking a pill. I know this sounds silly, but it was a unique experience for me.

I also learned that if you masturbate for 4 hours straight your dick will hurt later.

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What's the best brand of ramen?

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>>9714649
Same shit happened to me. As in I would just get bored and stop after a while. Went like weeks without fapping until I managed to teach myself how to orgasm again through sheer willpower. Then I was able to fap moderately regularly at once per day after that.

[Dewgy !!RVY2Zh8rxQ1 No.]

>>9714618
You can't play games and watch anime if you are dead.

>>9714649
Haha paroxitine did that to me for a good few months luckily it wore off once my body got used to the drug it seemed. unfortunately theres a very high chance of that happening with all ssris

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>>9714638
Just don't tell them about your anxiety or show it in any way. You need a steady voice, no trembling hands, no sweaty palms. Don't mention anything schizophrenia related either. Stimulants are counterindicated for these disorders.

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>>9714659
>>9714660
How the fuck are these drugs prescribed to everyone if they cause this shit so often? Did people during the trials just got to embarrassed to tell their doctors that their dicks stopped working?

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>>9714677
>How the fuck are these drugs prescribed to everyone if they cause this shit so often?
Are you one of those types whose dick is the center point of their life? Everyone knows about the side effects.

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>>9714649

I was on sertraline too and had the same thing.

I learned to power through it after a few months though, and then needed to fap 20 times a day to sate myself.

After I quit them, I was so skilled at fapping with such a strong block, that without it I could orgasm within 10 seconds.

The withdrawal effects are horrible and take weeks to go away, though.

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>>9714677
Thing is you don't really care. Kinda kills your libido. Guess it would suck if you were in a relationship though.

[Anonymous No.]

any of you ever had one of these?

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>>9714668
i told my psych that not getting work done made me anxious. Boom. Stimulants precscibed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9714923
My face when I remember that I'll never get to try Taiyaki

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>>9714923
What's inside of those? Always wondered. Looks like some kind of meat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9714955

Sweet bean paste, usually.

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>>9714955
was just reading the wiki article

The most common filling is red bean paste that is made from sweetened azuki beans. Other common fillings may be custard, chocolate, or cheese. Some shops even sell taiyaki with okonomiyaki, gyoza filling, or a sausage inside.


cheese sounds shit tier, maybe cause I'm picturing that cheap processed american cheese inside

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>>9714962
Sounds like a japanese drake's cakes kind of thing.

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>>9714955
>>9714957
They have eyes and they're filled with sweet bean paste, why aren't there any abuse doujins?

>>9714949
Where is your face, nerd?

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>>9714962
>or a sausage inside.

Too lewd.

[Anonymous No.]

This will never be your life

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=abizqNzR-Fk

[Anonymous No.]

>>9715614
K

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>>9714704
>>9714649
Ohh god, I'm getting horny. Failing to perform and stuff like that is my fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

Everybody's Free To Wear Sunscreen.

[Anonymous No.]

Upon seeing this thread for the umpteenth time, I was suddenly struck by the urge to draw Kaguya from the OP. Not Mokou though. Here are the fruits of my labor.

[Anonymous No.]

My lungs are a total clusterfuck from smoking

But i think i got a badass voice with it and i think i look cool while leaning on to a wall with a cig in my mouth and my hoodie over my head


I actually dream about meeting some guy who will attend me and will give me a paper written with his name and number on it and i get into some adventure when i lean at the wall

I also sometimes sit on a bench in a park and smoke my cig in this manner

www.youtube.com/watch?v=I58NPtHjeZA

(first scene)

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>>9716221

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>>9716179
I like this better than the one in the op because there's no Mokou.

[Anonymous No.]

I must noticed I'm losing my hair. That sends me into an even deeper depression.

[Anonymous No.]

I jack off in my pants all the time. Ive gone several times without changing. It smells pretty good.

[Anonymous No.]

Thinking of taking up smoking.
Any smoking NEETs here?

[Anonymous No.]

I'm a semi-neet

[Anonymous No.]

>>9716221
How old are you? My grandfather has been smoking a couple packs a day for over 50 years and his lungs aren't TOO bad. Do you have inferior genes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9716221
dude
hoodie and cigs make you look like either a spic, teenager, or a fag
and right now
you're a huge fag

[Anonymous No.]

>>9716748
>>9716766
He's a Homosexual teenage spic with inferior spic genes. Hope that helped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9716740
i smoke blue american spirits. don't start smoking if you are poor. even if you buy shitty cigarettes it will still cost a lot

[Anonymous No.]

Eating is such a hassle

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>>9716816
I only do it ever other day.

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>>9716816
I love eating. Not so much the engorging myself on consumables, but I just enjoy tasting all sorts of food. I'd eat so much more if it weren't for the whole getting fat thing.

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>>9716816
If you smoke cigarettes you don't get hungry as much.

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck it, my university strike is over.
I'll have to stop being neet.

[Anonymous No.]

I'd been craving donut holes all day, and when I went to Dunkin Donuts, they were out. I asked if they had any boston cream donuts, and they were out. Double chocolate, they were out. I had to settle for a pumpkin donut, a strawberry donut, and two glazed chocolate donuts. They were free, but I think I saw them drop the strawberry donut on the floor.

[Anonymous No.]

I've been a NEET since the end of December, 2007. I was a NEET from 2005 to September of 2007 before that.

Sometimes I feel bad about being a sponge but I have such ridiculously low self esteem I don't believe I'm worthy enough to have a job. Tonight I'm feeling depressed because I finished a manga earlier and I really didn't like the ending.

The worst thing about being a NEET for me is that I have all these movies and shows and stuff downloaded but I never watch them. I just chat with some friends online every now and then while I mostly browse 4chan.

So hi, fellow NEETs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9716873
I had a 4 month summer once thanks to those.

They were at the verge of wiping all grades for everyone too, but the limp-wristed homosexuals in charge came to an agreement.

Oh well, that same place blew $5,000,000 of students' tuition money on facebook shares, I'm glad I dropped out of that shithole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9717127
We all do the same. I bought a shitload of dvds here while back and I haven't even watched one.

I was a Neet from june 2011, to january of this year. I enrolled in a university, but I take it online. When I'm not doing assignments I'm reading manga or watching anime.

I know I wasn't a Neet for too long, but I just transitioned into a hikkikomori. I only go outside when I'm forced to, like taking out the trash. Sometimes I go to the post office to pick up shit from eBay. Luckily the post office is right across the street.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9717156
You aren't a hikki, hikkis don't go out, no exceptions.

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>>9716717
Mine is turning gray. Not too bad, but i'm
19 ;_;

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>>9717156
Meh, the only people I talk to anymore on a regular basis are my one friend, and my parents, whom I live with.

Life's still good, as all these people are kind souls. You shouldn't worry too much about things like social contact.

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>>9717156
>I bought a shitload of dvds here while back and I haven't even watched one.

Yep. I have a bunch of DVDs I've collected over the years and I've only watched maybe 20 of them more than once, and only about half of them once. I don't know why I keep buying them, I don't really have any space for them anymore on my shelf. I just buy movies that I see on TV that I liked, and then I never watch them. Fuck.

I'm not really a hikki though. I don't have problems going outside, but with me being a NEET there also comes the lack of friends nearby, so I end up staying home most of the time anyway.

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>>9717168
I wouldn't have a problem with going outside if the people in my area weren't such fuckers. Everyone is a hardcore shove-it-down-your-throat christian. I got no problem at all with peoples beliefs, but shit, everything I like/do is the "devil."

That's what happens when you live in the worst state in the us, Ky.

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>>9717186
I live in Ohio and whenever I go out people tend to not pester me about anything. Even most "open" Christians I come into contact with don't do anything real offensive.

Sorry that you live in a shitty area though.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to become a hermit and live in a self-made house in a forest somewhere, but I have no survival or architectural skills. I've considered joining a Buddhist monastery but I would rather be completely independent. I think I will study hermitdom intensively for a few years while I still have the privilege of living with my parents and then see how long I can live in the wild when I'm ready to put it into practice.

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>>9717206
>Ohio
>Not a shitty area

I hate living here. Soccer Moms, niggers, and rednecks are all you'll find here. Not to mention the corn fields. Either you have corn fields or slums with Samalians. I have met a few people like me but naturally they are all shut-ins who lock themselves away from all of those things. I rarely leave my house but when I do it's always a reminder that I have no place around here.

[Anonymous No.]

Please stop insulting our lord and savior Jesus Christ, this is a Christian board and such slander will not be tolerated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9717302
I live near Dayton, it's actually a pretty nice area.

If you stay near the cities and interstates Ohio isn't that bad.

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that true patriots only buy things made in America.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wb8XTXRUVM

[Anonymous No.]

I've been sick with a cold since Saturday. I can't laugh because I'll go into a coughing fit. I can't even smile because my lips are chapped due to all the mouth-breathing.
I think it's taking a toll on my mental state.
What do I do? ;_;

Also I took a really huge dump earlier. It took about half an hour. It was a great moment in history. Rest in peace.

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>>9717321
I live in Powell. If I look out my window during the day I see a giant bean field. I live on a street where everyone has 30+ acre lots and huge houses. I don't know why you would want to be near any city here. They are dreadful places. I just want to live in Japan and go places on my bicycle.

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>>9717302
Hey bud, I live in Indiana. You talkin shit about corn fields? I fucking love cornfields.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9717373
Yes I am. There's nothing interesting about big farm fields like that and their big machinery is too loud.

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>>9717370
>I just want to live in Japan

lol look at this friggin weeb. i bet u wish u were part japanese or some shit. get a life.

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>>9717383
I see. I've never had any noise problems with farms.
It's relaxing to drive through empty roads in the middle of the night surrounded by tall stalks of corn.
Mmhm, yep. I wish I could afford gas!

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>>9717385
I'll be part japanese someday, you'll see!

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>>9717370
You live that close to Columbus and you hate it? Damn, everything in the state is within a two hour drive for you.

The city I live in has some farm fields on the outskirts but for the most part it's a nice place.

[Anonymous No.]

I've been working as a bagger at the grocery store since May.

You were right, /jp/. It isn't worth it. It isn't worth it one fucking bit. But I can't quit due to the fact that my ol' man is actually proud of me for once. I can't let him down.

Well, that isn't fair to say. He's a really cool dude who's always supportive(also the only friend I have), but I know that sometimes he wishes I would be further in life.


And yes, the pay is shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9717321
Sidneyfag here. We should kill ourselves together. But not before blowing our life savings on the most fun night in existence first!

[Anonymous No.]

>>9717402

Well, gotta do what you gotta do. All I can say is quit before it gets too bad. Working too long in a retail position nearly killed me.

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>>9717397
I don't understand. Columbus is shit. Everything has been under construction since I can remember. It is over-run with inconsiderate black people. The last time I wen't there years ago me and my Sister were visiting shops and some black people were ogling her and saying lewd things. I couldn't defend her because there were 4 of them and they were much taller. Now I masturbate to the thought of my Sister being raped by blacks. Columbus did that to me and I'll never go back.

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>>9717261
I've got no experience with that sorta thing either, but good luck to you. I really hope everything works out for you when you do go out.

I'll be doing something similar in a few years, when my father retires. He and I are going to live off a bit of land he has outside of the country. I'll learn how to live from him while he's alive, and when he dies, I'll live there by myself and in peace. I can't wait.

[Anonymous No.]

GOOD MORNING JAYPEE!!!

Today I woke up at 1PM and the sun was really bright! It hurt my eyes. I needed to poop, but couldn't make toil in time, so dropped a truneet on the floor.

No worries though, it's sitting there at the moment, but momsies will clean it up when she gets home from work!

I read some VN's, had a fap and blew my load everywhere! Now I'm posting on jaypee!

TRUNEETS 4 LYFE

[Anonymous No.]

>>9714310
How very lewd.
Now my underaged pussy is all wet!

[Anonymous No.]

>>9717426
That's really weird. I go over to Columbus sometimes to head to Polaris for some shopping and I've never had a bad experience. Hell, a couple years ago I did some driving around Columbus looking for specific shops and didn't have any problems.

[Anonymous No.]

I live in California and it's hard to tell whether I live in the US or Mexico.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9717402
read this for motivation to quit. i'm sure you can relate.

http://home.roadrunner.com/~jhartzog/a&p.html

[Anonymous No.]

>>9717418
The job itself isn't that horrible(other than being at the absolute bottom of the totem pole). Essentially bag shit, push carts and pick stuff up off of the restrooms floors. For hours on end.


I guess it's just that after years of shrinks telling me that a job would fill that huge empty space in my very being that's only been growing since I was a kid, I waged a lot on it. Jack shit happened.

Now I'm just fucking confused as to why the thing I've wanted for so long has done nothing and why I am still empty.

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>>9717449
Did you know that only 7 years ago Polaris Parkway used to be empty and the areas around the mall were open land? My Grandpa has a house right behind the mall near the church. He used to have 10 acres back there and it was all lush forest. I remember when they first started building that mall, going to Polaris was like going to the countryside. I pretty much grew up at my Grandpas place. It was really weird watching that place blow up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9717458
what's the matter, not enjoying your cultural enrichment?
you better check that privilege my friend

[Anonymous No.]

>>9717449
Colombus has the collectively least intelligent police force in the US.
True Story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9717474
Hey I'm not your friend, mate.

[Anonymous No.]

Ah, good morning /jp/
Just time to check my mail and news sources while my girlfriend is cooking me a nice full English breakfast.
Then I'm off to the office for a nice hard days work.
Enjoy sitting at home feeling unfulfilled on this lovely day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9717490
>English breakfast

[Anonymous No.]

>>9717490

but i feel fullfilled

I got DN ready and im now more then 24h awake which qualifies me for having a good time while watching anime starting early in the morning and ending in the middle of the night, falling asleep for 14h dreaming weird shit

I'm not only living the dream, i'm also dreaming the dream

[Anonymous No.]

>>9717470
I've had a number of jobs, and they're okay for the first one or two months when you want to make a good impression. After that, you get jaded, and you realize you bust your ass for people who don't appreciate you, and you are severed under paid for your efforts.

I had one job that I adored, in fact, I couldn't wait to go. I signed myself up for hours for ~fun~. I even made a friend there. We talked about old JRPGs a lot.

But I got fired because I slept in once. Gay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9717539
Severely, rather

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone else suffering from depersonalization disorder?

[Anonymous No.]

Super excited to make popcorn tomorrow. I got two types, an Orville Redenbacher "kit", which comes with some popcorn, oil, and seasoning, and then I got some good old Jiffy Pop. I also picked up some potato chips, lightly salted.

I probably shouldn't be so excited for snacks, but I am.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9718464
You sound very excited, it's cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9718452
I've definitely experienced depersonalization, but I don't know if I'd call it a disorder for me. It's not super frequent and doesn't really bother me. It's actually kind of cool, experiencing the weird stuff my mind can do. It tends to be more frequent when I'm depressed and/or sleep deprived, but in and of itself, in the way I have it, it's not really bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9718859
Yeah, agreed. Nothing wrong with being excited. :3 I get excited about snacks too.

[Anonymous No.]

how come you're not raising pet frogs in your toilet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9719032
That's fucking gross
God damn

[Anonymous No.]

It's raining. I love rain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9719036
The toilet is really gross, but the frogs are cute, so I'm torn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9719032
>how come you're not raising pet frogs in your toilet?

kero kero kero kero kero kero kero kero kero kero kero kero kero kero kero kero kero kero kero kero kero kero kero kero kero kero kero kero kero kero kero kero kero kero kero kero kero kero kero kero kero kero kero kero kero kero kero kero

[Anonymous No.]

>>9719311
Me too. It's a shame it only really rains here during the winter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9719032
Moriya Shrine bathroom...

[Anonymous No.]

I've been a NEET for a while.. probably around 7 years now. I think I'm closer to hikikomori at this point. I've only left my house 1 or 2 times in the past couple of years. I'm okay with living like this because to be honest the thought of being out in the world is unsettling to me. There's a few things are really bothering me as of late though and I'm not sure if it's due to social withdraw/lack of activity or depression. Whenever I recall certain moments throughout my time as being a shut-in, things like maybe a certain anime I watched or even small things like a thread I posted in months or even years ago, anything really. When I remember those things I get a gut wrenching feeling, like intense butterflies or a crushing anxious feeling of loss. I can sort of compare the feeling to when I heard about the news about my dog dying as a child. I get this feeling any time I recall past moments and it's happening more and more all the time. Just earlier today when I woke up I was thinking about the time I pretty much did a marathon of Eureka Seven several years ago. I was thinking about how it was dark in my room and I kept the lights off and how I got so immersed into the show..and it hurt, it hurt so bad to think about it. I don't know why but if this keeps happening I think It'll finally be time to open a portal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9719385
You're a falseNEET and the regret is getting to you.

You secretly wish that you had spent that time getting a job/going to university, clubbing with your normalfag friends, and getting laid. You should start posting in /soc/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9719404
What the fuck is wrong with you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9719404
Maybe you're right. I'll try /soc/

[Anonymous No.]

NEET BLOG:

Yesterday I decided to look up my old usernames from 2006 and I noticed that one of my only closest online friends left me a visitor message of his email. The message said that he was still hosting one of the game servers that we played 3 years ago.

Yesterday I reinstalled the game and went into the server browser...and there was two servers left..the official server that was empty and the server that he and I named. There was one person idling on that server and it was him. I went into the server under an alias and looked around, but I was too much of a coward to drop him a private message.

I don't know how long he has been hosting that server. It could've been a coincidence that it was up that day or that he has been hosting it for years for nostalgia's sake. I want to think that he has been hosting it for me to come back but that would be quite coincided.

When we hung out years ago we had big and elaborate dreams. Now I'm just a NEET with no money and pretty much nothing but my computer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9719431
what if you're both NEET

[Anonymous No.]

>>9719404
You may want to remove whatever insect/arachnid that crawled up your ass.

[Anonymous No.]

why can't there be a good place with hikikomori, truNEET, and 2d random boards? why do truNEET have to put up with scumbag normals constantly trying to stifle their enjoyment of stuff.

no truNEET wants some normal lowlife deciding what they're allowed to view or talk about, but there's no good place to go about our business anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9719516
Please stop shitposting. It's against the rules.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9719520

[Anonymous No.]

>>9719520
it's a NEET thread and i'm asking other truNEET what's up with this situation. fuck off you normal lowlife.

[Anonymous No.]

can NEETs be masochists?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9719516
I don't know. I think a lot of it has to do with the fact that having a job and/or responsibilities kind of sucks sometimes and "normals" tend to get the idea that we're completely free of all worries and live our lives in complete happiness. Either they are uninformed or just enjoy being a bully on the internet.

I agree though. I have thought about making a website for NEETs/Shut-ins/Hiki's to congregate but I'm not sure it'd take off. I know from experience that it's not easy to just join a community as a NEET, a lot of us have just sort of fallen in here on /jp/ but it seems we're being snuffed out due to the new reform and janitorial obligations.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9719526
You sure love throwing that term around at every single person that calls you out on acting like a fucking brat.

Are you projecting? Are you even a NEET for that matter?

[Anonymous No.]

why not create a facebook group >>9719537

[Anonymous No.]

>>9719548
I get it. Nice one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9719537
The problem with that NEET threads is that people with employment are automatically classified as normals.
Read the earlier posts in this thread. Just because people have a job they hate doing doesn't make them facebook lurking, fratboy normal.

Then you get tards like >>9719526
with the secret club mentality.

What is boils down to is that the vast majority of us are all /jp/sies at heart and habits, whether they are in employment and education or not. Those two things do not have an influence on personality for the people who have been here for more than one fucking month.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9719544
projecting, seriously? stop using words you don't understand you retard lowlife. you didn't call me out either, scumbag. you don't even know the basic meaning behind what you write. you must be some retard college kid. looks like you were too stupid to take the psychology class or anything dealing with logic

[Anonymous No.]

>>9719597
Are you fucking 15 or just underdeveloped?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9719616

[Anonymous No.]

>>9719569
yep. there's nothing different from about an individual who refuses to work or join society and someone who does. you're a genius honestly.why don't you go write some books about sociology. just kidding, continue whatever flunky shit you're doing.

>>9719616
what a meaningful expression of your thoughts.

you're a lowlife because you're more stupid than cattle and even less worthwhile. try reading a non-fiction book once in your pathetic life. that's are both of you two retards

[Anonymous No.]

>>9719569
yep. there's nothing different from about an individual who refuses to work or join society and someone who does. you're a genius honestly.why don't you go write some books about sociology. just kidding, continue whatever flunky shit you're doing.

>>9719616
what a meaningful expression of your thoughts.

you're a lowlife because you're more stupid than cattle and even less worthwhile. try reading a non-fiction book once in your pathetic life. that's at both of you two retards

[Anonymous No.]

>>9719645
Thought so.

[Anonymous No.]

So, what if I go to school, but only to stave off entering the real world, and have a small group of real-life friends who I interact with irregularly, but they're all people I've known since I was much younger and I haven't made a new friend since I began college. I don't look down on any of you or bully you and don't give a fuck about 3D women and don't really consider myself to hold any normalfag ideals (despite technically being one I guess due to being a non-NEET friendhaver) and I enjoy posting on /jp/ because I love the culture, doujin games and VNs.

Do you still hate me, /jp/?
I-I don't mind if you do, I'll still love you, but I'm just wondering.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9719659
>there's nothing different from about an individual who refuses to work or join society and someone who does.
There isn't, unless the the one not participating isn't just dealing with the circumstances but believes that he's some kind of snowflake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9719385
Holy shit, I know that feeling. It sums up my entire childhood. Fortunately, I "grew out of it". It's really unpleasant.

>>9719691
I'm a NEET and you're okay in my book. You're definitely preferable to these "truNEET only, normals die please"-people. They should learn to take it easy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9719725
those beyond juvenile thoughts are based on what? your lower than average cognitive ability or just the innate skill of lowlife to talk out of their ass about what they don't understand?

continue on with your miserable existence. you weren't meant to understand this stuff. you're an animal meant to do what you're told, not think.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9719790
Do you wear black and tag the local library with messages of anarchy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9719823
i'm referring specifically to the lowlife normals i'm quoting in these posts, scum. don't think you're even a human compared to worthwhile people in society.

you're the bottom of the rung normals who are worse than cattle, not just average joe normals.

[Anonymous No.]

I was visited by Jehovah's Witnesses today. I didn't let them in and the situation was defused peacefully.

[Anonymous No.]

I got my bowels probed. The biopsies were taken with tiny pliers that extended from the camera platform in a very FPS-like manner. It was exciting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9719790
>>>/r9k/

[Anonymous No.]

No one gives a fuck how you waste your day if you don't blog about it. It has nothing to do with being a “secret club”, posting about your classes or job shows that you are embarrassingly unaware of board etiquette or just do not care. Either way you are a bonafide shitposter and make it hard for others to take it easy. It doesn't matter how “normal” or “neurotypical” you think you are or aren't. This shit is about as stupid as a woman becoming indignant because she wanted to discuss her period on a men's health forum and got told to fuck off. If you can't understand something this simple just do everyone a favor and suck on a pistol

[Anonymous No.]

>>9719923
good work
i know a guy who accidentally got too friendly with a couple missionaries, they ended up staying for 2 hours and eventually made him read outloud from the bible, and then told him they were coming back in a few days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9720010
>You are bonafide shitposters and make it hard for others to take it easy

People were fine until you faggots showed up and started yelling like fucking retards at anyone that has a job. Things cost money and money doesn't just fucking materialize. Not all of us are able to get autismbux, either.

Nice touch on going on about "board etiquette", by the way. You might want to practice what you preach.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9720085

[Anonymous No.]

>>9720010

in all seriousness.
all complete seriousness, as in no more memes or witty comebacks.
all of that shit aside, completely serious right now.
if I had a gun with one bullet, and you were standing in front of me.
but next to you, was Hitler, alive again and ready to kill another 7 million or so Jews.
Honestly, I would shoot you. I really would. Why you're even on /jp/ is something I really would like to know. I want to know how you managed to stumble into this place, and who told you about this secret place of the internet.

Honestly, you're the sole reason /jp/ is full of fail nowadays. It would give me great pleasure to know that before I left, I could at least convince one idiot to leave this place for those with a positive IQ.

So please, in all seriousness, just leave this place and never return.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9719739
How did you grow out of it? I'd like to know because it's really taking it's tole on me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9720085
Showed up when, with the split? How about instead of continuing to try to make yourself sound like a retard you explain why you need to post about your job, classes or friends. Anyone with half a brain could get on disability if they wanted to

[Anonymous No.]

>>9720134
>full of fail

>>>/tumblr/
>>>/facebook/

[Anonymous No.]

>>9720151

well, well, well, what have we here another faggot neckbeard (most likely yuro) shitting up the place with his /b/ faggotry. you picked the wrong night to fuck around, asshole. i've just texted the a mod (we're friends irl) about this thread, so he'll be here shortly to deal with the matter, and most likely hand out some sorely needed bans. i'm also going to report and sage the thread (for safe measure), as well as alert the other moderators in the 4chan irc channel. and just in case you wanna try and pull a fast one, i'm screen shotting the entire thread for additional proof and e-mailing moot about the matter personally. i'm tired of you stupid fucking dick sniffers pressing out whatever lolrandom faggot shit you want on the fucking otaku culture board. it's time for you assholes to get a reality check, because this shit won't fly for much longer. prepare your anus, you 500 pound pile of shit. your days are fucking numbered

[Anonymous No.]

the original post was talking about how normals are shit and ruin NEET threads and stifle what we want. a bunch of degenerates who can barely even be described as a human let alone "normal" come and shit up the thread trying to defend themselves

it's like you're trying to get us to create a new word to phrase to describe the type of degenerate subhuman that you are since it can barely be called normal anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

the original post was talking about how normals are shit and ruin NEET threads and stifle what we want. a bunch of degenerates who can barely even be described as a human let alone "normal" come and shit up the thread trying to defend themselves

it's like you're trying to get us to create a new word or phrase to describe the type of degenerate subhuman that you are since it can barely be called normal anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9720193
>>9720177

s1ck dub post

[Anonymous No.]

>>9720164
I honestly thought this was a genuine post but I'm always disappointed to find out its not when I google it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9720142
It kind of stopped when I hit puberty (and was replaced by melancholy, which I also grew out of). I'm sorry I can't really help you there.
Though I remember consuming a lot of happy feel-good media to combat that feeling. Sometimes it worked, but most of the time I just wallowed in it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9720221

this thread has an excellent example of that - https://archive.foolz.us/jp/thread/9703089/

two guys have an argument and I'm not sure how much (if any) is copypasta. it's all very well written at least.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9720237
It alarms me that I knew which thread that was without looking. I'm going to bed.

[Anonymous No.]

For those of you who have had a job before (I haven't), how did you get it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9720291
Hello and welcome, but don't get comfortable. You see, you have the wrong thread. Possibly the wrong board as well. If you are looking to get a job I recommend you post on >>>/adv/, or try >>>/r9k/ if you want a more cynical perspective. You could try >>>/b/ but I wouldn't recommend it. Have a nice day

[Anonymous No.]

>>9720291
Through a friend. It was a mid sized programming company. I lasted 5 months.

[Anonymous No.]

Why don't we start a commune and be self sufficient NEETs

[Anonymous No.]

I've been worried for a couple months now, I started seeing these insects in my bedroom, tiny things and they were sort of round, small, and they can jump or fly a tiny amount cause sometimes they jump on my screen at night

I thought they were bed bugs so I was really distressed, I have no idea how I would have got rid of them because I could never work up the courage to call a bug guy into my room..

so I did some research and found out they're called carpet beetles or something, they don't bite and are pretty harmless so I feel a bit better, I kill a couple every night when I see them come on my desk, they're sort of annoying but at least they don't bite

[Anonymous No.]

age

[Anonymous No.]

>>9720300
Hi there! Could you like, fuck off? truNEET faggots like you manage to shit up these threads every single time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9720291
I got dragged to the local employment office where a company was doing interviews and they were hiring anyone that came in on the spot as long as you could pass a drug test.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9720148
Anybody with half a brain could get a job if they wanted to, also, but nobody gives a fuck.

We're already at the stage where most NEETs have all fucked off somewhere else anyway. You can hear it in the threads. "How do I get money?" "How do I eat cheaply?" Shit that has been gone over a million times before.

[Anonymous No.]

Ah, freedom at least. I can't believe you fucking assholes tricked me into joining the army and putting my enlistment bonus into forex. But it's fine, because I can now NEET it up again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9725851
People like you need to fuck off from /jp/.
/jp/ is not a subsidiary of hello work or life counseling support.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9731066

[Anonymous No.]

>>9731066
>forex
Forex isn't a trick. I've made over 2000¥ this month alone only only a 500$ investment.

[Anonymous No.]

Good morning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9732201
Suck a dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9732207

[Anonymous No.]

>>9732207
Plese dont bully

[Anonymous No.]

>>9732201
Mornin!

[Anonymous No.]

>>9732210
I'll show you something edgy.

*whips it out*

[Anonymous No.]

You know what I love about sundays?
No work!
You know what I hate about sundays?
Work tomorrow.
You know what are yummy?
Icecream sundays

Think I'll eat icecream out side in the sunshine and enjoy my day off

[Anonymous No.]

So bored, but I lack the motivation to anything other than sit here refreshing /jp/. I would watch a video or something, but about two minutes in and I would get frustrated. It's like I have selective ADD.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9732228
Yeah, I'm exactly like that too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9732226
What the FLIP are you smoking?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9732226
Everyday is a day off when you're a NEET.

[Anonymous No.]

Hey NEETs. If somebody you didn't like or find attractive raped you would you be able to hold back your orgasm?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9732226
*sundaes

[Anonymous No.]

>>9732233
Sometimes I orgasm if a girl touches me, so no.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw you can't stop watching TV so you settle for shittier and shittier shows

I'm down to 24 now. I can feel the stupid creeping into my brain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9732233
I can only jizz if I tense my legs, they would be raping me for hours and I'd just be laying there bored.

[Anonymous No.]

Over the years, I've found myself becoming more and more interested in food, most specifically good old fashioned sweets. I get really excited to make food, I get really excited to try new food. I also fall asleep pretty much as soon as I lay down when I know I have something to look forward to eating the next day. Earlier tonight I made a pumpkin pie. I've been waiting for this ever since September started. I'm going to wake up tomorrow, whip and sweeten some cream, and spend the day snacking on the two. Until then, it's time to get into bed with Tomba 2.

Surely some other people here get excited over food, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>But what if one makes all his effort playing the “Climbing the ladder” game of society and find himself stuck in the dead end, is it still worthy to join this game? Or is it better to step aside and let others use their life time struggling up and down between the stairs. I think the Neet group had their answers from the beginning.
This article should be informative for the normalfags out there.
http://pastebin.com/1gJgyK2H

[Anonymous No.]

So how many of you don't have drivers' licenses? If we all lived close together I think it'd be fun to play taxi for you guys.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm joinning the military. I was never good at thinking. I can follow orders and run fast.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9732339
Run faggot, run.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm tired as fuck after not sleeping for god knows how long. Thinking of going to bed after I devour some hot wings.

[Anonymous No.]

Today I applied for a job selling concert tickets via phone.
I really hope I get the job, I can't think of anything that could be better than being able to work from home.

[Anonymous No.]

Last night I set two alarms before I went to bed at 3am.

One was at 6am and the other was at 10am. After being woken up at 6am I went straight back to bed and managed to have a fantastic dream. I succeeded in lucid dreaming last week via this method but this time it was just a regular dream. When I woke up at ten I was meant to write it down but I was still too tired to leave my bed right away so I had forgotten almost all of it before I got up.

Next time I'll set the second alarm a little later I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9732400
Last night I had a dream that I caught my dad posting on 4chan.

Why would I dream about something like that?

[Anonymous No.]

The best way to get money is having a telephone company rent a property that belongs to you and pay you $6.000 a month just for having a huge antenna there. This is good if you have some sort of estate in a rural area.
You just take it really easy and get a ton of money monthly while doing nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

Today I finally cleaned my room. Dusted, vacuumed, and everything. I can actually see the surface of my desk.
I also decided to throw my quilts, pillow sheets, etc in the washing machine. It's a pain to put them back on, but it's worth it. Taking a nap on freshly cleaned and dried bed sheets is one of the best feelings in the world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9732477
>>9732477
Source? Google only produces results from heavily weeaboo websites spouting "anime wake up girl" or "anime sleep girl".

[Anonymous No.]

>>9732489
iqdb.org

[Anonymous No.]

>>9732233
Why is Nero so slutty?

[Anonymous No.]

I helped my dad pick up furniture and bring them to another house, then he gave me $100 for a day of hard work.

I'm not sure if I should spend it on NEET stuff or put it towards my WiiU fund.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm trying to figure out whether I should do some DXM even though I'm on venlafaxine at the moment. Serotonin syndrome isn't fun but neither is being sober all the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9732435
It's not a dream son.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9732456
Sounds hard to organize...

[Anonymous No.]

Buy Tilapia. It's really cheap and gives you a ton of nutrients that you need to stay healthy. Only takes about 2 minutes to cook each side in a pan with a bit of olive oil. Pic is what I made last night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9732456
So all you get 6 dollars a month?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9731083

I'm really curious about making money from Forex. Could you point me to some good resources? I'm not trying to be spoonfed, I just don't know where to begin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9732673
Did you buy it fresh or frozen?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9732518

DXM is an amazing substance, and one that I'm willing to do again, but if you're taking an anti-depressant then you should at least educate yourself about the possible negative consequences. Then again, I did a lot of DXM while taking Depakote and Chlomipramine so you should probably be fine; I was at least.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9732719
Frozen in a big bag. They were all individually vacuum packaged in the bag so that made it really nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9732728
That sounds great. I'll check next time I go to the supermarket.
Most of the frozen fish I see here is made out of god knows what. Not to mention it's still expensive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9732673
Is that a pear? Seems odd, how'd it go?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9732801
Yeah it was a pear. I only really had one pot to boil the pasta in so I couldn't cook my broccoli in there at the same time. That's why I settled with something I didn't have to cook. The pears were decent but not ripe enough, they were on the hard and sour side right now. It did compliment the very dry wine I drank with the meal however.

[Anonymous No.]

I have been a NEET for 4 months because I had been unable to get a job.
At first it was meh. Later it was frustrating. Now I just go to some interview here and there and they never call me again so my family has no choice but to support my NEET life style, plus I am usually very depressed so they take care to pay he basic things (food, internet, meds) for me.
It helps the country is at the limit of going anarchistic too.

About meds, I'm fine as long I have my Xanax and Adderall.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't like fish. I like tuna though. I haven't eaten shrimp in 10 years but I think I liked that.

[Anonymous No.]

I am 31, live with parents, never had a girlfriend, am in okay shape medium build...not fat or skinny nor built, i am 5'8 white with a beard.

i never made it past the first semester of 3 colleges i've attended.

i've held down 4 previous jobs...for no more than 1 month.

First job was in the back of a pizzeria in the kitchen, i would make anything that was not pizza....eventually got laid off.

second job was stocking shelves in the back of a clothing store....

third job was cleaning up the remainding mess of a construction site....


fourth job was office secretary type work....


Not sure what to say at the moment....i have 600dollars in my bank account...that won't get me very far

I developed a urinary tract infection 6 years ago and it turned out i had kidney stones and needed surgery to break up the stones...

have felt like shit ever since...kidney function declining...fluid retention.


feels indifferent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9733259
thanks for the blog post you fucking loser.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9733532
You're welcome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9733259
edgy.

[Anonymous No.]

Hey /jp/, I think I've started taking it too easy. Some days I just forget to eat for half the day and start getting cravings near midnight, but by that time I'm too tired and sleepy to do anything about it. However, the hunger keeps me up for a while and I have trouble sleeping. Can you suggest some easy to implement system so I don't forget to eat and actually make sure I get sufficient nutrients? I do like to cook and do like to eat, but sometimes I just don't care enough to even open the fridge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9733597
get a job you fucking loser.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9733597
Tie a string on your dick so that when you go to fap, you'll think to yourself `Hmmm... I wonder why there's a string on my dick! Oh, that's right, I need to eat to live!', then you can go eat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9733597

You can try cooking several meals worth of food at a time so that all you need to do later on is reheat it real quick on the stove.

For example you can make chili or beef stew in a big crock pot. Cooking stuff in the crock pot is easy, put ingredients in and leave the pot on for 7 to 8 hours. Makes enough for maybe 5 or 6 meals worth of stuff depending on size of the pot.

As for forgetting, set an alarm clock next to your computer if you have to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9733610
I do have a job. I'm not technically a NEET, but I do take it as easy as possible.

>>9733611
I fap like once a week.

>>9733618
I really hate living life by the clock, but I guess it can't be helped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9717385
>i bet u wish u were part japanese or some shit. get a life.
>get a life

I literally don't know how to describe my anger nor the things i would like to do you your corpse long after I've finished your natural life

[Anonymous No.]

>>9733736
Do you know how to describe it figuratively?

["iluvOP !ge9bznqAsg No.]

>>9733736
Time for you to calm down anon.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Remember: You never have to be a NEET to post in these thread, just an /r9k/ reject :)

[Anonymous No.]

>>9733826
You mean a ROBOT with too strong Japanese spirit for /r9k/ (:

[Anonymous No.]

>>9733826
It must be pretty sad being rejected by r9k.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9713544
I was looking for this touhou amv, name please?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9733866
I already posted it in another thread and can't be arsed to do it again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9733888
As they say, ``if you get trips, you have change your mind about declining the request of the poster you are quoting''

[Anonymous No.]

>>9733897
Who are you quoting there?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9733888
Do it again

[Anonymous No.]

>>9733901
4chan rules, but it's one of the secret rules

[Anonymous No.]

>>9733897
>>9733916
I play by my own rules, nerd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9733916
Could you email moot about using proper grammar in the rule, ``please''?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9733920
That's cool, I appreciate your brevitivery

>>9733925
Whats moots' email

[Anonymous No.]

>>9733947
Haha I won't :)

PS I will

[Anonymous No.]

>>9733939
I think it's [e-mail]

Please don't abuse it, it's supposed to be a secret!

[Anonymous No.]

>>9733532
>>9733610

Stop posting here if all you gonna do is that you fucking loser.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9733897
I changed my mind after listening to the song again, here it is:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFHs1fOyVfA

You have to suck my cock though.

[Anonymous No.]

Holy shit. Why don't you stupid fuckers become normal as that seems to be why you're all depressed and whiny. Jesus, the fucking hormones in your food are really showing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9734250
How long does it take to learn to program? I just want to be able to make stuff and sell it since it seems you don't have to interact with people.

[Anonymous No.]

How long does it take to learn Java? I want to have money but I don't want to get an actual job or interact with people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9734301
5 days

[Anonymous No.]

>>9734309
How long does it take to attain the level of competency required in order to develop applications in the language of Java, fit for consumer use, that people will then buy and pay money for?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9734322
I don't know, but if you're going for that, why choose a shitty language like Java? Just learn C++

[Anonymous No.]

>>9734333
Yes, don't choose one of the biggest cash cow languages. Go with a stupid hack like SEPPLES. Its OO features may be more half-assed than Java, but at least you're not using that bloated piece of shit the kids at your LAN party warned you about!

[Anonymous No.]

>"In the time it takes me to post on /jp/, Mitt Romney makes $86.72"
romneymakes.com

[Anonymous No.]

>>9734437
"In the time it takes me to suck my dick,
Mitt Romney makes $59,163.65"

[Anonymous No.]

>>9734437
"In the time it takes me to wank, Mitt Romney makes $1,130.31"

Lucky bastard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9734466
You wank fast

[Anonymous No.]

>>9734470
I do indeed. Most of the time it doesn't even feel good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9734473
I usually have more fun looking through lewd doujins than I actually do with the masturbation itself.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw face when you're too tired to start doing anything but don't feel like sleeping

It's the worst feel in the world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9732987
Shame, Broccoli might of gone well with that meal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9732987
actually if you had a skillet and the patience you could cut the broccoli into small spears,
heat a skillet with a bit of olive oil ( maybe with some red pepper flakes)
Once the skillet's hot add the broccoli (maybe some minced garlic too) wait till fully cooked and combine the broccoli with the pasta and bam: You have a slightly modified pasta broccolini

>>9732728
It has to be done like that because tilapia is so water heavy that it clumps into a giant frozen meat ball if you freeze (Unless you freeze each one beforehand, then bag them all together) and it pretty much rots at the drop of a hat.

I used to work at a grocery store, the best part about it is the fact that we got a 90% discount on all foods that were at the day of expiration, as long as you weren't after T-bones and ribs you pretty much had the pick of the litter. Most cheap fish though, should just stay in the garbage on the day of expiration.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm really confused and sad. I just stare at the floor. I'm usually like this but I wonder if watching Kaiba had anything to do with it.

[Anonymous No.]

Why is the front page full of terrible things? Does anyone know why?

[Anonymous No.]

Am I the only one who browses past the first page?

[Anonymous No.]

I feel so alone.

[Anonymous No.]

Well I am trying to draw maybe I can submit something to the OC thread that is up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9736890
>>9736978
>>9737061
>>9737118
Pity reply from a non-NEET.

Could you post your OC here as well?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9737134

No one showed but miku still sung...

[Anonymous No.]

>>9734479
me too

masturbation is disappointing, and I sweat a lot, too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9734250
That's fucking funny. Reminds me of this russian cartoon https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IbyBWtHN8T8
Чебурашка и Гена is russian, russian is cirno, cirno is touhou, touhou is jp, so the video is jp.

[Anonymous No.]

This NEET threads have been pretty silly and filled with too much fighting!

Lighten up, girls!

[Anonymous No.]

>>9739596
Who are you calling a girl?!

I may look like one but I identify as a Tralfamadorian and therefore expect to be called as such. Don't try to binary me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>9739611


It's /jp/.

We're all little girls here