/jp/ - Otaku Culture

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>/jp/

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What's wrong? You've never tried eating a handful of sugar before?

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The truth will destroy /jp/ when they finally get a chance to suck a cock.

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>>9711820
you dont have to taste a thing if you just let me cum straight down your throat dude

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>/jp/ meetup

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>>9711820

Joke's on you faggot, I've sucked my dick four dozen times already and it was delicious.

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>>9711827
me to the left getting jacked off.

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>/jp/

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>>9711831
You are le'faggot!~

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>>9711839

rofl

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>>9711836
I'd love to. Too bad it's unlikely I ever will

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Lately I can't stop thinking about sexual things. A penis cumming in/around someones mouth is just so crazy to think about. The cum is just so edible.

I'm getting obsessed with sexual things, I want to do sexual things. I want to be a little girl and fuck guys, but at the same time I want to fuck little girls.

I don't know anymore, I don't know what to do. All I can do is masturbate constantly but then I have to recharge and I don't want to recharge. I just want to masturbate all the time. I want to fuck dirty smells /jp/sies, I want to fuck my family, I want to fuck inanimate objects, and I want to fuck drawings, I can't stand it. I need to fuck something all the time, I need to fuck someones asshole, I need to release these years of pent up sexual energy, I need to release it.

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>>9711820
I fellate myself all the time.

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>>9711836
10/10 would dress like that and let /jp/ have its way with me.

Also I don't understand Japanese vibrators.

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I really want to suck a thick cock. Damn you /jp/ for making me like this.

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>>9711850
it's called puberty, go spend some time outside david

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>>9711857

I'm not David, and surely I'm well past puberty.

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>>9711820
This semen anxiety has to be an image board fad. How could you stick your dick in someone if you're too afraid to even taste your own cum?

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>>9711820
...you thinking drinking sperm feels good because it's tasty?

Are you twelve or something.

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I would like to blow and have a trap fuck me.

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>>9711857
It's funny because I was like that for the first time when I was 24.

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i just had pizza and when it took the first bite some clear liquid came jizzing out

it was rather tasteless but i think the delivery guy spit on it because i only tip him $2 last time in dimes

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Who is this goddess with the glasses?

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>>9711874
...now that iqdb search is integrated with 4chan by default, you really have no excuse anymore.

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>>9711870
We don't spit in your food unless you've tipped bad before. We do remember your address if you tip like an asshole.

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>>9711827
ano kimochi when i'll never be cute enough for the /jp/ sex meetup

oh well, at least I can join the bosozoku indiscriminate rape party

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>>9711882
Tipping is for assholes. How bout you work harder instead of mooching off of your costumers?

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American tipping culture is hilarious.

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>>9711888

>Every food server in the US gets paid at least minimum wage

But that isn't true at all. They get paid below minimum because the government and the restaurant understand that they will be receiving tips.

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>>9711890
How do I work harder?

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Tipping reminds me of how certain public officials can claim expenses for things like transport. Everyone else has to pay for their transport to work, why should politicians get reimbursed?
It's just dumb that waiters and deliverymen expect extra money when harder or more useful jobs get no such luxury. I'd much rather my money go to whoever cooked my food.

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>>9711894
Not pizza delivers, they get more than minimum wage plus tips.

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>>9711888
your image is wrong hitler

http://www.dol.gov/whd/state/tipped.htm

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>>9711881
nanase ruo is what keeps coming up, not no results for her.

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>>9711888

Most waiters only get paid like 3 bucks an hour.

The job literally relies on people giving them tips. I don't agree with that system, but saying they get paid minimum wage is a flat out lie.

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>>9711894
If they don't receive enough tips so they earn above minimum wage, the business has to pay them the difference.

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Why haven't you sucked your own dick yet?

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>>9711888
You should change that to zero effort. The only skill most workers have is enough skill with a car to run over a cyclist.

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>>9711894
>They get paid below minimum
why do you even have a minimum wage then

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>>9711918
Because America

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>>9711908
http://www.dol.gov/whd/regs/compliance/whdfs15.htm

Notably:
> Where an employee does not receive sufficient tips to make up the difference between the direct (or cash) wage payment (which must be at least $2.13 per hour) and the minimum wage, the employer must make up the difference.

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>>9711914

I broke my neck trying to do that as a teenager, and had to wear a neck-brace for months. (I told everyone I broke it skateboarding)

Don't remind that I still can't suck my dick.

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why the fuck do these threads draw so much attention

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>>9711903
Its actually under 3 now, like $2.45 an hour plus they spend like 30 minute-an hour at one tap and most people only tip like $2-5 its not fair for the waitress/waitor

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>>9711926

Everyone likes sex, it's something we all like, so we all enter this thread, not just a small part of /jp/.

If you're talking about the latter part of this thread (tipping), well, we're special.

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>>9711926
did you get here last thursday?

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>>9711907

Yes, but that is never going to happen. Waiters that are so shitty they can't get tips probably won't be working long.

>>9711918

It takes like half a second to read past that line to where I explained it. How fucking dumb can you be?

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>>9711932
I don't like sex.

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>>9711937

There is no such thing as an asexual person. You like sexual things, and if you deny that you're just lying to yourself.

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Pizza delivery drivers make more than their managers and get to keep tips and get 15 cents for every dollar that they deliver.

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>>9711936
>Yes, but that is never going to happen.

Then the business is breaking the law. Report them. If you are too scared of losing your job or whatever, then it's your own fault. It's no different to getting a job and your employer saying, "Look, I'm going to pay you below the legal minimum wage, but don't tell anyone, okay?" If you put up with it, you deserve it.

>Waiters that are so shitty they can't get tips probably won't be working long.

People who do a job poorly risk losing their job? Gosh, it's almost like every other job in the world!

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>>9711932
Nah faggot, every board just gets too damn excited over their memes. Go to /v/ right now and make a Galerians thread without using memes. 0 replies. Then make one the next day with the first post saying shit like >HEAD EXPLODAN >PILL TAKAN and anyone that actually remembers that game will give at least one reply.

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>>9711941

Forgot to add a little disclaimer;

*an asexual person who is sober and has intact sexual organs

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>>9711941

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>>9711936
>It takes like half a second to read past that line to where I explained it.
it's a retarded explanation
so if they dont get tips, they just have to deal with below minimum wage? nice laws you got there

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>>9711941
No, you said sex, not “sexual things”.

Don't twist your words.

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>/jp/

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>>9711943

How do you not see the connection between those two sentences? What the fuck?

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>>9711942
I don't believe they make more than their managers.

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>>9711949

Fine, then I take back what I said and just make it "sex". Not "sexual things", same comment other than that though.

sex/seks/
Noun:
(chiefly with reference to people) Sexual activity, including specifically sexual intercourse.

You like sex.

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>/jp/

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>>9711956
I don't really like sex, maybe if I was a girl I would but the whole putting it into a girl doesn't appeal to me.

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>>9711956
Nope. Sex is a vile act that should never be committed. Sexual kinks/fetishes/whatnot, however, are rather intriguing and appealing.

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Solo sex is sex. If you want to show everyone how much of a man/woman you are, you may add that "yeah that's what a virgin nerd would say".

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>>9711966
What is solo sex even supposed to even mean? I'm not one for masturbation if that's what you're trying to say.

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>>9711960

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>>9711970
Who the HELL doesn't masturbate at all?

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>>9711970

>I'm not one for masturbation

What a bad liar.

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I wish there was a way for me to rape myself.

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>>9711974
>>9711975
A dumb experience in my teens completely turned me off from the act. I'm not one for lying either.

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>>9711974
I only do it like once every 1-3 months.

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>>9711977
Do tell, anon.

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>>9711977
are you the guy who used solvent as lube?

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>>9711977

What could that have possibly been? Mommy caught you jacking off? So what, my mom saw me jacking off the other day, and within 15 minutes I was talking to her about the batman movie shooting like nothing happened.

>>9711978

There's something physically wrong with you, that's not healthy.

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>>9711978
Have you always been like that?

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The whole tipping system is ridiculous. They charge ridiculous prices for food (huge profit margin), and on top of that they somehow demand us to voluntarily donate money to people normally doing their work. This even goes the point where as >>9711882 and >>9711870 described you are somehow in the wrong for refusing to voluntarily donate extra money on top of the ridiculous costs you're already paying. Then the wage of the waiters/delivery people are adjusted to take into account they will get tips, receiving less than minimum wage by default and getting fired if they don't get enough tips to make up the difference.

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>>9711987
I'm just not a fan of it, took awhile to have the mental ability to say no to masturbating.

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ITT: discussion on minimum wage and eating cum/dick

10/10 /jp/ culture

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>>9711983
It's dumb.

Basically, the first time I tried masturbating I had no clue what I was even supposed to be doing. From what I had pieced together I was supposed to yank on my penis or something and use Vaseline.

All that happened was a big mess and I felt completely disgusted with myself.

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The whole tipping system is ridiculous. They charge ridiculous prices for food (huge profit margin), and on top of that they somehow demand us to voluntarily donate money to people normally doing their work. This even goes the point where as >>9711882 and >>9711870 described you are somehow in the wrong for refusing to voluntarily donate extra money on top of the ridiculous costs you're already paying. Then the wage of the waiters/delivery people are adjusted to take into account they will get tips, receiving less than minimum wage by default and getting fired if they don't get enough tips to make up the difference.

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How the hell did this thread go from drinking semen, to sucking cock, to a discussion about tipping, and now sex/masturbation?

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>>9711994
>wages are adjusted to take into account they will get tips
I work at Pizza Hut and I only get like 45 cents per delivery and they think that covers gas.

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>>9711989
>>9711994


We're talking about masturbating now slopoke.

>>9711992

I masturbated when I was like 8, until I came, with no instructions at all. How did you not figure it out.

>use Vaseline

What the fuck are you doing dude?

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>>9711992

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>>9712001
>/jp/

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>>9711976
I don't think it's possible to simultaneously want something and not want it, while forcing yourself to do it. Unless there's some drugs I don't know about.

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>>9712003
Like I said, I had no idea. I was just going off what rumors and such eavesdropping off people in school.

I was a naive child.

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>>9711989
There is no tipping culture in the nordic countries. To me it appears as an ultracapitalist way of saying: serve with a smile or we'll fuck you sideways - we own you. It's completely a matter of culture that has been established by someone for some reason.

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>>9711914
Not flexible enough

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All I can think about is sucking a cock. Every single waking moment I dream of it. I fear that I may go insane soon.

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>>9712010
Did anyone but doki sub the OVAs of Zombie yet?

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>>9712016
>I was a naive child.
so why dont you give it another try now?

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A lot of doujins say cocks smell great. Is this true /jp/?

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>>9712029
I want to suck a cock too, ideally a thick one on a trap in a school girl outfit.

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>>9712031
I still feel grossed out. And I guess I'm also a bit scared despite knowing more than I used to.

At least, I'd like to think I know more.

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>>9712036
why dont you smell your own cock and find out

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>>9712036
smegma does

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>>9712038
>thick
traps are best with small ones

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>>9712045
But I want to blow a futa.

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>>9712039
protip: dont use lube
i'm sure you can find instructional videos on youtube or something

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>>9712039
Would you like me to assist you? Masturbation is a wonderful and healthy thing, and you are missing out on a lot.

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>>9712045
Nah son, if his dick ain't bigger than mine I ain't interested.

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I wanted to lick up dick cheese/smegma. Dirtier the better.

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>>9712057
you shallow slut

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>>9712029

God this pic is incredible.

Girls who smile while doing lewd things is what i love best. Why do all doujin feature embarassed, crying "iya da" "dame soko wa" bullshit?

;_;

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My sexual fantasy is to rape a /jp/sie dressed like this >>9711865.

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>>9712061
Could you assist me while holding me in your arms?

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>>9712039
>>9712061
If you get to turn him into a masturbation fan I want to help too.

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>>9712069
Is it rape if I dress up like that for you and want it?

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>>9712039
>I still feel grossed out.
I'd say that masturbation is the most reliable and trustworthy way of having fun throughout your entire lifetime. It's always an interesting option on a daily basis unless you're heavily depressed or otherwise ill. I think that's reason enough to pick it up.

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>>9712073
I think i'd get a boner if he started moaning with you jerk it for him.

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>>9712072
>>9712073
Please, one at a time. We don't want to scare our puerile /jp/sie.

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>>9712076
Only if you act like you don't want it at first.

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>>9712087
I want to us my mouth.

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>>9712054
I'm sure I could.

>>9712061
It'd be easier for me to stay as is rather than go through all the tribulations of forcing myself to enjoy something like this.

I appreciate the gesture.

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I want to kidnap a /jp/sie and make him my cock slave. I would stream our fun for all the rest of /jp/ to see.

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>>9712095
I can struggle for you if you want.

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Please just let me suck your cocks.

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>>9712092
You are so lewd anon but I like that about you.

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>>9712103
When we're done with him, you could always be next.

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>>9712094
>It'd be easier for me to stay as is
I'm very familiar with that line of thought, but can you really lose with this one? Even if you could, what would you lose?

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>>9712097
Yes, perfect. It's more fun if it's a challenge.

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I want to date a jpsie who likes to wear really cute cloths and do vanilla stuff with him.

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Makes me wonder how a /jp/ meetup would really go.

Would everyone make lewd jokes or be too shy?

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>>9712040
I have it's just that I have never smelled another cock before. I think mine has a pretty strong smell and I do enjoy it. I like to rub my finger around the inside of my foreskin and then smell it.

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>>9712106
Do you wear cute cloths? If you have cute feet I'd want you to rub them all over me.

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>>9712112
All us little slut girls would just come onto the shy girls.

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>>9712112

> jokes

I have some news for you..

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>>9712112
Everyone would be too shy, so someone would have to force themselves on someone else.

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>>9712119
Don't deceive yourself. The shy girls are really slut girls who want to be cummed in the first place.

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>>9712095

Maybe he can shout "yaaaaaa" and some strange subsonic moaning like in japanese porn.

And scream "iku ikuuuuuu" at the end.

Would be awesome.

Oh, and today I masturbated to some disgustingly perverted doujins (radiohead and niku ringo) while licking a soiled tissue from a previous fap session. Am i perverted enough for you?

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>>9712118
I've never traped, but if we did this I would love to wear a school uniform for you.

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>>9712112
Depending on who it was it'd either be "lets play touhou and drink tea for 40 hours straight" or a massive orgy in the middle of the street.

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>>9712124
Look at these sluts replying to each other.

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>>9712107
My purity.

Funny jokertons aside, I don't know. It just seems so weird and salacious and icky and I don't even know what. It being a new thing and a major change also frightens me a bit. Then there's also the whole lack of incentive for me; what would this bring me? I guess I would "feel good" or something afterwards, but I already have ways of making myself happy.

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>>9712138
You could dominate me with your cute black socks

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>>9712134
Depends. How long ago was the previous fap session? Was the tissue dry and crust-laden, or still slightly damp from very recent ejaculation?

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>>9712148
But I would be wearing tights, don't think you'll get to see my pantsu so easily.

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>>9712152

Won't a tissue fall apart into your mouth as you're licking it? That sounds disgusting.

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>>9712156
I would like that too trapsama

[Anonymous No.]

ITT Men pretending to be girls, which is normal, but pretending to hook up in the future

How are two little girls going to blow each other?

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>>9712165
With our mouths.

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>>9712165
By rubbing together maybe?

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>>9712098
Why hasn't this happened yet? With all the sluts on this board there should already be like 3 or 4 24 hour streams of /jp/sies in girly clothes fucking each other.

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>>9712184
Too nervous and too far apart.

[Anonymous No.]

Well, I'm turned on. Who want to trade blow jays?

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>>9712156
Anon you got me all hot and bothered now. Curse you.

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>>9712172
I heard rubbing dicks together feels good

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>>9712184
I bet some have been kidnapped already. Who knows what kind of mindbreaking they're going through right now.

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>>9712196
Its what I do best.

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>>9712193
If I knew a /jp/sie's address I would kidnap her and make her live in my closet.

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>>9712196
Just make sure you think about me when you work yourself out.

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>>9712147
>It just seems so weird and salacious and icky and I don't even know what. It being a new thing and a major change also frightens me a bit.
Well, yeah. That's the main reason why I haven't had sex either. I'm kind of afraid that it would make me more dependent of other people.
>but I already have ways of making myself happy.
It would be another tool in the box and I'd say that it's a pretty good one.

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>>9712161
>>9712156
I hope you two fuck.

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>>9712215
I bet you'd like that you little slut

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>>9712245
Don't make me tie you down and let my feet do all the work.

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>>9712229
It would be, I suppose. Unfortunately, it's not something I can just buy at the local hardware store; I'd have to endure some relatively intense mental-something help how english don't know.

Point is, in addition to all my silly insecurities I just don't think it's worth my time.

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>>9712236
I wish he would too especially if he has cute feet and legs.

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>>9711850
youre post made me rofl like HELL
epic 5/5

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>>9712247
I wish you would...

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>>9712260
And don't think I would just let you finish like that, I would drag it out until you beg me to let you cum.

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>>9712262
Anon you are too much.

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>>9712249
>I just don't think it's worth my time.
That's why I asked about the potential losses. I'd put tons of hours in finding something interesting to do but I can't really help my learned helplessness.

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>>9712262
Wow anon, that got me hard and it wasn't even directed at me.

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all you faggots make me so hard

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I hope this foot job anon comes back in the future he gets me going.

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>>9712262
I'm same guy you been responding too and I want to lick your feet now so bad. You keep them clean right?

[Anonymous No.]

I wish I could auto felate. I've cum on my face and it wasnt very pleasent. But I think being able to actually touch my cock would be nice. I could handle eating my own cum if that's the reward.

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>>9712283
Of course I do, I could even put a little toenail polish if you wanted.

[Anonymous No.]

omg r u guys fucking gay??

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>>9712292
You are really good at being dominating like that. I wish I knew you personally.

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>>9712302
Don't we all...

[Anonymous No.]

I can't get turned on by /jp/ because the delusion always melts away and I see everyone as overweight gross guys.

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>>9712304
/jp/ would just have one big orgy

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>>9712308
I always see 2d trap level so it gets me hard

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>>9712304
>>9712302
Oh you guys are making me blush.

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>>9712308
Shut up fatty.

[Anonymous No.]

Is that guy from Hoboken around? I moved closer to there so I could probably afford to see you now.

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>/jp/

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>>9712315
me too.
Helps if you listen to gay music while browsing /jp/

[Anonymous No.]

>>9712322
hi

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Sure, maybe I'd like to meet another /jp/er and maybe play some games or watch anime or something, but all you guys are interested in is gay sex, I swear.

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>>9712374
>not wanting to watch anime then act out sexual desires after