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New onahole discussion! The old one capped.

The search for larger, more realistic onaholes continues.

http://en-nls.com/pict1-5000?c2=9999
http://en-nls.com/pict1-17250?c2=12000000

Any experience is welcome!

>> No.9711116
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9711116

rate my purchase

>> No.9711119

>>9711116
Lots of cheap ones...why didn't you get one or two more expensive ones instead?

>> No.9711136

>>9711119
first purchase. Also, I wanted to start with a bunch of cheapo ones then move one to the more expensive ones

>> No.9711143

E-packet from NLS got my first onahole to my house in exactly a week from the day I ordered it. I was hoping for the same with my latest order, but it still hasn't arrived after a week and two days. Tracking updated with the shipment at the processing facility(which I'm only an hour away from) on Friday, so it should be here soon, but, waiting is suffering.

>> No.9711147

Why do you guys like masturbation so much? I only masturbate once a week and when I do I finish as quickly as possible. It's just so lewd and unnecessary.

>> No.9711153

>>9711147
I guess the masturbation aficionados haven't lost their sex drive. When they turn 30ish, and a couple of hamburgers away from a heart attack or a stroke, then chances are that's when they'll lose the desire to fap 5 times a day every day

>> No.9711159

>>9710776
So which do you like more? The spiral wave Succubus or the Lilith uterus?

>> No.9711208

how make a makeshift onahole that doesnt feel like sandpaper

>> No.9711215

What do the characters have to do with it?

Why don't you just put two sponges in a bottle and fuck that?

>> No.9711245
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Anyone tried these? How tight are they?
Also, opinions on these touhou onaholes?
http://onahodouga.com/search?q=%E6%9D%B1%E6%96%B9

>> No.9711246

>>9711208
>>9711215
there was one with elastic bands, sponges, a condom and some other stuff
post that image if you have it please

>> No.9711256
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9711256

>>9711246
itadakimasu.

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>>9711256
Here.

Also, have this nostalgia bomb

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>>9711256
Here.

Also, have this nostalgia bomb:
http://www.homemade-sex-toys.com/
I'm very surprised that this site is still up...

>> No.9711345

>>9711245
I have the swimsuit one, they're really soft, can't say I really like it. Mine tore after only a few uses as well so it's even looser now.

But they're really nice to look at.

>> No.9711389

https://www.omochadreams.de/artikel_en.php?art=F000391b&go=Onahole__Masturbator&get=Clone_On
aholes

Holy shit, this is the one I was looking for. Do you think that the hard version is stretchy enough for the bigger guys in the last thread?

It looks amazing and durable.

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>>9711256

Be careful.

>> No.9711538

Why can't you just fuck a couch?

>> No.9711550

>>9711496
do you have the original image of the bloody glove?

>> No.9711607

>>9711334
I just checked my cupboard and found corn starch.

Ara ara~ doushio?

>> No.9711617

>>9711153

Not sure about that.

I've been masturbating for at least 16 years, and it goes it waves, but doesn't really decline with time.

>> No.9711743

>>9711496
Oh god no not that.

The silliest thing I have done with liquids was fap with still slightly toothpaste-y saliva and using shampoo as lube for my ass. A minty one.
Oh GOD THE PAIN.

Also, never fuck a doll with synthetic wool inside it no matter how tempted you are.
My head was scabbed for a week and the pain of pulling my foreskin off my head the first day was nasty as fuck.

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>> No.9712088

Serious question.
What's a good first onahole?
I'd sage, but then no one would see this.

>> No.9712139

It's been 3 or 4 days since I last used my ona hole, and it's still wet and cold inside from me washing it. How do I make it not wet and cold?

>> No.9712157

>>9712088

The one with Railgun/Index is really durable I've found. It also still feels pretty good even after all the ribs and bumps inside have been worn down. It's like 10 bucks too.

>>9712139

After washing, take your onahole in one hand and put a towel around your finger on the other hand. Then jam in the towel and rub it around a bit. Should dry it out pretty well.

>> No.9712175

>>9711743
I used to toothpaste on dick. Felt good. Maybe I'm just M.

>> No.9712210

R20. Reasonably priced, notoriously durable, great vacuum.
I would also recommend the fifteen for the same reasons, it just as a different texture.

If you want to buy American, get the sex in a can series from fleshlight, full sized ones are shit. They're all softer than most onahole materials, but sometimes that's nice.

>> No.9712216

>>9712139
rubbing alcohol

>> No.9712300

>>9711334
I remember when 4chan almost imploded on itself when that was posted.

Did anyone manage to get it to work? I remember there were alot of problems.

>> No.9712349

>>9711147
someday all males lose the ability to cum and i don't want to regret a single moment in my life.

>> No.9712367
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I hope this gets through...

>> No.9712469

>>9712349
>someday all males lose the ability to cum
>all males

Don't you mean females? Males essentially always keep their ability to cum unless they start getting erectile dysfunction... But even then for females its not really that they lose the ability to cum just the ability to shit out Social Security checks.

>> No.9712579

I will never know what ona Cirno guy uses.

>> No.9712581

>>9712579
Obviously he just molds a block of ice to fit his penis

>> No.9712587
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>>9712579

It's some 1500 dollar one, don't remember what it's called though.

>> No.9712659

>>9712587
I wonder if those german made ones are better than the Meiki hips. They look nicer.

>> No.9712688
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9712688

What about onaholes who have firm outsides? Like the flip-hole. I like to hump on it, and it's kinda impossible if they're not solid.

>> No.9712693

>>9712587
Thanks, my boss just saw this.
Typing this as I pack up my stuff.

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>>9712693

>> No.9712702

>>9712693
onaholes are worksafe, nerd

>> No.9712744

>>9712702
the_joke_your_head.jpg

>> No.9712755

>>9712693

Keep up the good work

>> No.9712833

>>9710900
>>9710913
Thanks.

>>9711091
Any meiki by NPG fits your describtion. Yes they are pricey, but not as pricey as a hip replica.

Alternatively, kashin ver6, which is twice cheaper, but less bulky. I don't know why you're obssessed with realism, though.

>>9711116
It's nice to see someone feeling adventurous from time to time; hope you stumble upon one of those gems that hide within that price range.

>>9711159
It was Lilith spiral wave soft and lilith uterus normal (and bumpy road succubus).

I can't really give a definite answer, but spiral wave would win for now.

>>9711389
I'd advice not to get the hard version. I don't have experience with it but given how the first third is super tight, it might just be uncomfortable. It's the only reason I'm not 100% satisfied with the lilith uterus in the first place.

>>9711607
You can use flour and it works just fine. The tricky part is getting the right texture; and a microwave-safe mold. Too bad that guide didn't exist when I tried this.

>>9712088
Pick a random one from toys heart with a structure that looks interesting to you. Getting a cheap one might be tempting, but it's really hit or miss, and you miss more often than you hit. You could try what >>9712210 recomended.

>>9712581
You could do like that other guy and store it in your fridge.

>> No.9712858

>>9711550

No, sorry.

http://archive.installgentoo.net/g/thread/S17643291#p17646699

This is the original thread, but the /g/ archive doesn't save images. The guy has posted the images a few times since then, so you it's possible that he might respond to a thread if you made one, but it's probably a longshot.

>> No.9712948

>>9712833
how long did it take for your order to arrive from omochadreams?
they use shitty tracking and i dont know if it's working properly, so i'd like to have some idea of how long the deliveries take

>> No.9712977

>>9711091

Why are guys so pig disgusting? Is this what I look like nude? Good god.

>> No.9712996

>>9712977
That's why women appreciate certain other things in men who don't "look like faggots".

>> No.9713607
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Onaholes are nice but what I want is a Sybian. It would be amazing to sit on one and cum hands free.

>> No.9713642

>>9713607
Designed for women. It will not help you.

>> No.9713668
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>>9712977

The human body is a beautiful thing.

>> No.9713692

>>9713668
That is actually a really wonderful picture.

>> No.9713756

>>9713668
RIP ZUN!bar.

>> No.9713794

>>9712833
>I don't know why you're obsessed with realism, though.

Honestly, I have some western made onaholes that feel very nice. The nubs and ridges are all on the right places and such.
But they somehow don't feel close to the texture I felt when fingering a girl. That's why I wanted to to opt for a "realistic" and durable tunnel this time. That feeling always stuck with me. And I wanted to train a bit to last longer when the chance to do the real thing arises.

I'll probably get the Medium Lilith Uterus then. I hope it's a s durable as you say. The German reviews on omochadreams say that the Kashin is way to tight, so I'll opt out of that one.

>> No.9713868

i tried making the corn starch onahole earlier using the instructions from that one viral pic. i feel like i got the portions wrong and that made it crumbly. my enormous american penis just tore it apart.

it's definitely a huge waste of time. if it's not done right it just feels like you're fucking a sack of potato salad, and i don't actually think there is a way to do it right.

>> No.9713873

>>9713668
Oh shit....

>> No.9713883

>>9713756
I'm glad someone else remembers that.

A dark time in his life for sure.

>> No.9713900

>>9713794
Bla bla get out loser.
You don't deserve onaholes, please stick with your 3D monstrosities.

>> No.9714452

>>9712948
All my orders arrived in 3 to 4 days.
>>9712139
pat it dry with your favourite anime themed microfiber towel.

>> No.9714982

>>9712833
>I'd advice not to get the hard version. I don't have experience with it but given how the first third is super tight, it might just be uncomfortable. It's the only reason I'm not 100% satisfied with the lilith uterus in the first place.

Do you think the soft version could be better than the normal one?

>> No.9715095

>>9713642
Clearly you havent had an orgasm from anal before

>> No.9715130

>>9713668
HAHAHAHAAAAA!

Lewd as heck

>> No.9715143

>>9713668
He looks Korean.

>> No.9715418

>>9714982
I think so, but it's more a matter of preferences than anything else.

>> No.9715459

>>9713900

Why deserve something if you can just buy it?

Not everyone on /jp/ is a kissless NEET.

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http://en-nls.com/pict1-31187?c2=0&incart=1
10/10 would recommend, feels great (I have a small dick though)

>> No.9715525

>>9715506

I like the ones that that gap between the vagina and the labia, even though it doesn't add much sensation I appreciate the attention to detail.

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http://en-nls.com/pict1-31187?c2=0&incart=1
10/10 would recommend, feels great (I have a small dick though)

>> No.9715538

>>9715526
is this your first onahole?

>> No.9715540

>>9715506
Puffy, looks nice, hard to say without trying it, though.

>> No.9715947

>>9711334
Trying this right now.

After microwaving it for a minute it came out a liquid. Is it meant to be like this? How long will it take to solidify?

I have a 1100w microwave if that matters.

>> No.9715955

>>9715947
Put it in for another minute, came out solid. Just have to let it harden a little now.

Holy fuck, I cheered much louder than I should have. This is possibly my greatest triumph in my entire life.

>> No.9715961

>>9715955

God speed friend

>> No.9715973
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>>9715961
Godspeed on the Devil's Thunder, I'm ecstatic! If this works well I'm buying an onahole for sure.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0OebojCUtoH

>> No.9715979

>>9715973
Oh now look what you've done /jp/ you've birthed a monster.

>> No.9716030

>>9715973

Do not do that again ``kudasai"

>> No.9716094

>>9716030
Sorry, I've calmed down now. This shit happens when you've got a few hundred screws loose.

It's been well over 40 minutes and it's still a gelatin like paste. Maybe I should put it in the freezer to superchill it.

>> No.9716237

So /jp/ I was about to take the plunge and order Secret Twin Tales from en-nls seeing as how with shipping it doubles the cost of the order should I shop elsewhere?

>> No.9716255

>>9715973
Too manic. Take some lithium.

>> No.9716282

>>9716255
It's only rare, the times I actually get excited over something it's to an intense extreme, but this is getting off-topic. see: >>9716094.

>> No.9716473

>>9716237

Well after an hour I have decided fuck it, some other anons in threads recommended having them destroy the box if you live in the states, should I go farther and dump the cards and panties?

>> No.9716483

There's no cornstarch here, only regular flour.

Might try it anyway.

At worst, I'll get a stale, flatbread onahole.

>> No.9716493

>>9716473
not the panties, dude!

>> No.9716495

>>9716237
Twin tails is terrible quality. Your just paying for some pantsu (that aren't even cute)

>> No.9716499

>>9716495

>Twin Tales
>terrible quality

How fast the public opinion sways

>> No.9716533

I want to see /jp/ using their onahole...

...p-please?

>> No.9716545

>>9716483

Ok, it's refrigerating now.

Surprisingly, it's not like bread, so far, so this might actually work, yet.

>> No.9716551

>>9716493

Haha, I guess there's no need to destroy them too.

Since I have to spend $30 on shipping might as well buy some lube and another onahole, few people praised the index ones for their durability but they seem to be out of stock, any other very durable ones?

>> No.9716568

>>9716551
Don't import lube. It is much cheaper to buy local online.

>> No.9716595

>>9716568

Even if I am doing a shipment already and its shipping costs were to be included with everything else?

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>>9715973
Reporting back.

What I'm dubbing "Project Jellybread" Was a failure, on three attempts they all cracked and fell apart, and none of them set correctly. They remained slightly pasty and gooey. I'd try again but I just can't be bothered, So I'm just going to buy an onahole next pay day.

I never thought a makeshift onahole not working would be this depressing.

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>>9716858

>> No.9717030

>>9716545
>>9716483

Me again...

Do not do this.

Really.

>> No.9717063

>>9717030
What happened to you?

Did you get some gelatinous bread paste, or something more like >>9716858?

>> No.9717091

>>9717063

I am actually have difficulty writing what just happened.

Deceptive constituency, semi-liquid filling, structural failure.

It's everywhere.

I can't even clean this up.

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should've used marshmallows

>> No.9717108

Don't do the starch thing. I've experimented thoroughly with it and it just doesn't works. 90% of the time, it'll always crack and crumble into pieces even if your dick is tiny or you make a very large one. Not to mention, getting the right consistency like the one on >>9711334 is incredibly hard. Cleaning up after the failed attempts is annoying and cumbersome, making one takes time and it's messy, and even if you did manage to make a perfect size and consistency one, I would imagine that starch grinding against your dick isn't the chosen onahole you're looking for.

This is a desperate man's toy who for some reason can't order an actual onahole. Stick with your hand, make something like >>9711256 or order an actual onahole. It's less troublesome, expensive and it'll probably feel a lot better in the end.

Yes, I did buy a bunch of starch to try and make this at least ten times. All of them sucked and it was very, very sad.

>> No.9717120

>>9717091
Did you refrigerate it for 40 minutes?

>> No.9717123

>>9717120

Much longer.

I guess this is probably a good simulation of yeast infection.

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9717157

my onaholes better get here today
i decided not to fap until i get them and i cant go a whole week like this, goddamn

>> No.9717203

>>9717157
I havn't even ordered mine and I've lost my motivation to fap.

Suffering.

>> No.9717301

>>9716495
>Twin tails is terrible quality
[citation needed]
>>9716595
Well, if you're not paranoid about customs, and if it doesn't cost you extra on shipping, then I don't see the problem.
>>9716551
> few people praised the index ones
I think it's the same person, but it may very well be worth the praises.
>>9717108
It's near impossible to get the right consistency due to various factors, and even in the event that you did, it'd dry out and/or become a yeast breeding ground.
You guys would have better luck with this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJXhTicIV2E
But then again; if you're willing to invest that much, you'd be better off buying an onahole from companies with years of experience in the field.

>> No.9717455

Does anybody know where i can find videos of females fingering these things?

The idea sounds amazingly fappable.

>> No.9717492

>>9717455
You mean of actual women? Really, that sounds disgusting.

Also, I just got some of these Tenga eggs in the mail. I'm a minimalist when it comes to masturbation, so I expect I'll like them. Will need to wait a while to get maximum utility out of them, though.

>> No.9717502

>>9717455
I am intrigued by this idea.
I'd prefer not to see their faces though, so I guess a guy with girly hands would do too.

>> No.9717598

>>9717301
Please do not use the tripcode function when your identity is not vital to the discussion. Thanks!

>> No.9717671

Forget the cornstarch. If you want a good homemade faptoy from foodstuffs just buy some squids. Pull out the head and innards, microwave, and you're all set.

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>>9717671

>> No.9717680
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>>9717671

>> No.9717823

Oh /jp/ why do you trick me into buying $120 worth of masturbation tools?

Thank you

>> No.9718156

>>9717492
Post later if you liked them. I was always curious about the little thingies.

Also everybody who's trying to homemade this should just stick with >>9711256. It might not compare to an actual onahole, but it's easy to do and as long as you lube it up, it feels good.

>> No.9719894

How come none of you ever talk about using banana peels?

Also I really like these threads, keep talking about your experiences

>> No.9719909

can you find onaholes on amazon?

>> No.9720012

I want a onahole doll with seamless joints no ugly ball join shit...cant find it anywhere though.

>> No.9722369

>>9719909
yes.

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>be a girl browsing /jp/
>this thread

>> No.9725874

>>9725871

monkey trouble!

>> No.9725884

incoming guaranteed replies

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>>9725884

>> No.9727622

>>9725871
We can discuss dildos too, if you want. Plenty of /jp/ers are highly experience with anal masturbation.

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