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9710925 No.9710925 [Reply] [Original]

Chihaya thread.

Let's talk about how shit Chihaya is.

>> No.9710934

How can I become Chinaya's boyfriend?

>> No.9710938
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>> No.9710950

>>9710925
>>9710938

Replied because I love you Chihaya.

>> No.9710956
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Chihaya's cooking skills.

>> No.9710957
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>>9710934
too late fagmaster over my dead body

>> No.9710961

>>9710957
I'm gonna fight you. She doesn't deserve a loser like you.

>> No.9710976

>>9710925
Please use the existing thread to discuss Chihaya: >>9666869

>> No.9710977 [DELETED] 

If only ZUN!bar was here...

>> No.9710982

>>9710976
Please use your mouth to suck my dick.

>> No.9710984
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>>9710961
You're a pretty funny guy. I'm laughing over here, you know? If you or OP says another god damn thing about her I don't care what I am going to be too busy pulling a trigger to make a hole in your neck that I will use to fuck the remaining life out of you with to warn you a second time

>> No.9710995

>>9710984
Are you going to cheat on Chihaya with my neck? As I said, she doesn't deserve you.

>> No.9710994
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>>9710982
Why are you so mean? I just wanted to help.

>> No.9711001

>>9710994
You can help me to satisfy my sexual urges.

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>>9710995
Sorry kid, she's not into your type. I don't really blame her, virgins are pretty boring. I tried to be nice. Vaya con dios, dweebo

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Oh shit I'm sorry! Wrong thread.

>> No.9711034

>>9711030
Is this the birth of a new epic meme?

>> No.9711036 [DELETED] 

>>9711025
Evil big tits Chihaya is the best.

>> No.9711037

Why is Chihaya such a fucking bitch? Who does she think she is?

>> No.9711039
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>> No.9711046
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What is she doing?

>> No.9711049 [DELETED] 

>>9711046
Being insecure.

I bet /jp/ stands like that.

>> No.9711060

>>9711049

Chihaya has an extra pocket to keep spaghetti in.

>> No.9711112

>>9710984
i see you're starting to crack under pressure already, throwing empty threats into air, arrogantly thinking you stand a chance when you're just a pasty white, ghastly thin/morbidly obese nerd and your "gun" is a plastic toy from a toy store.

>> No.9711113

>>9711060
It's called Vagina.

>> No.9711122

>>9711046
Oh shit.
I do that a lot too.

>> No.9711121
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>> No.9711134
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Look how shitty that dress looks on her.

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>>9711049
It's not as cute when I picture a big fat nerd doing it.

>> No.9711148
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>>9711134
Hey that's mean. Why would you just openly insult Chihaya like that? What has she ever done to you? You're acting like she keyed your car and burned your house down or something.

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>>9711148

Worse, I had to listen to her sing.

>> No.9711216 [DELETED] 

>>9711179
Bring out Miki

>> No.9711231

>>9711134
Looks good.

>> No.9711239
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>>9711112
Under pressure from what, your enormous lard ass? What do you weigh, 400 lbs? I warm up with that on a bad day for cleans and then eat faggots like you post-workout for protein. What, do you think you're tough and ready because you know aikido or something? Do you know who I am? You think I need to hide behind a gun to snuff you out like a Russian child porn star? I have been training in krav maga since before you started watching DBZ and tried meditating in the living room to collect your chi. Are you excited to meet a 9th dan red belt in the art that Jews have used from the shadows for decades to hold the world by the short hairs? What could possibly delude you into thinking it's a good idea to start shit with me? You are not special. The toughest thing you've ever done is tell your mom to stop coming into your room after she caught you jacking off to dickgirls. Ask yourself, did your Japanime prepared you to cope with a fist reaching down your throat and crushing your testicles from the inside?

>> No.9711248

>>9711239
Don't be rude, Anonymous.

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>>9711248
Don't talk back to me

>> No.9711282

>>9711030
Please don't go, Yukari.

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>>9711239

Figures that Chihaya-fags would be as delusional about their skills as their idol.

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>>9711039

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>>9711312
That's right, step down like a bitch if you can't hang

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Why can't Chihaya?

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>> No.9711385

>>9711351
>if you can't hang
Is this a real phrase? I think I've seen or heard American thug niggers use it in fictive works. It has to be the most hilariously stupid use of language I've ever encountered.

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>>9711385
Does your expertise in modern African-American fiction stem from your aching desire for black cock? I would recommend that you just stop posting before you manage to sound more like a genuine retard

>> No.9711453

>>9711409
I don't see how that makes any sense?

Please stop being rude, Anonymous.

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>>9711453
Not my problem that English isn't your first language, third worlder

>> No.9711463

>>9711457
Shut your FUGGIN mouth bully

>> No.9711471

>>9711457
It actually is because your message will not be understood and your Chihaya will still be under threat.

>> No.9711472

>>9711409
I've seen movies and I played GTA:SA. I'm sorry if I offended someone but that's how gang culture appears to me and many others who aren't very familiar with it.

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>>9711471
Of the tens of thousands of ways I could kill you only 2% or less require that you understand the words coming out of my mouth. Contemplate that and try to appreciate your mortality, if you're just looking to be stricken off the face of the earth so that you don't starve to death with your Ethiopian neighbors you know where to find me

>> No.9711513

>>9711507
No, I don't know where to find you.

Silly.

>> No.9711522
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Average day in the life of Chihaya and her fans.

>> No.9711528
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>>9711507
Please let me lick your tight virgin pussy

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>>9710925
Woah there Chihaya. You're really implying you won't fucking murder him and cover it up first huh? Ironically maybe that's the reason you can't find a boyfriend. You keep on fucking killing them in secret.

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>>9711522
Great! I'll just leave this here.

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>>9711513
No seriously, are you stupid? Let me spell this out. I am always here, waiting and hoping one of you hopeless faggots will try to talk down to Chihaya so I can find you, take your dimensions for a coffin and forcefully, painstakingly reeducate your small, deficient mind. Go ahead, say something you think is clever again and start counting your days

>> No.9711562

>>9711556
Chihaya will use it for throwing up, not crying into.

>> No.9711579

>>9711561
But where is "here"? You mean on this board?

But I can't enter the digital world...

>> No.9711580

How do I get into this series. Please don't bully me and chase me away.

>> No.9711590

>>9711580
Chihaya gonna kill you first.

>> No.9711600
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>>9711561
Chihaya doesn't like people like you. She doesn't like the way you talk or how you constantly bully others and make them sad. How does it make you feel when after trying so hard to earn Chihaya's favor through rancid bullying she just comes to us instead and comforts us?

When you bully, you lose.

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>>9711580

Why don't you just watch the anime.

>> No.9711602

>>9711598

Okay. Thank you.

>> No.9711603

>>9711590
don't bully :(

>> No.9711605 [DELETED] 

>>9711580
Download the music collection.
Watch the anime.
Check out the PSP games.
Import the PS3 game.

>> No.9711606

>>9711598
But isn't that what a secondary would do?

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>>9711606
Sakura pls go

>> No.9711615

>>9711605

Will do. Thank you, /jp/.

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>>9711600
Shut the fuck up retard, not even your mom is going to be able to comfort you when you're 6 feet underground

>> No.9711631

>>9711621
Chihaya sucked my dick last night, tell her I said thanks.

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>>9711631
High five bro, was replacing one word from a “your mom” joke to look like a badass irony master on the internet worth your life? Don't worry you can give it some thought, I'll ask you again when we meet

>> No.9711660

>>9711648
You want to suck my dick too? Alright. Might be too big for you since even Chihaya with her loose throat was choking on it.

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>>9711660
What's with this fascination with dicks, are you legitimately a faggot? Trash like you isn't worth my time, I'm going to give you one chance right now to stop acting like an aspy cockluster because frankly I have better things to do than prove a point to some arrogant teenager. If your edgy suicidal urges or any other part of your miserable existence inspire you to talk back to me again just know that I won't bother to reply and will immediately begin preparations to come split your chest asunder like the microwaved grapefruits you masturbate into, rip your heart out and strangle you with your aorta

>> No.9711758

>>9711740
Are you gonna keep giving me lip or are you gonna start giving me head?

>> No.9711825

Why the fuck is this thread so rude and crude?

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>> No.9711840 [DELETED] 

>>9711825
Your post is rude.

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>> No.9711906

>>9711866

She can't even cut herself right.

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>>9711906

>> No.9711951

>>9711917
Deep down the street dipshit. Not shallow scratches across the road.

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>>9712189
Miss Murder so scary. Better hide behind the strongest.

>> No.9712257

>>9712250
This image reminds me of that one fucking yugioh card that was in every duel in the first season, the name escapes me though

>> No.9712295

>>9712257
Swords of revealing light.

>> No.9712297

>>9712295
That's the one, thank you. My mind can rest easy.

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>> No.9712811

>>9712696
That drink better be laced with thallium.

>> No.9713209

>>9711606
anime is canon

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>>9713209

Indeed.

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>>9712696

>> No.9713435

>>9712696
It would be better if she was drinking quantum nuka cola.

>> No.9713511

Chihaya Kisaragi a shit!

>> No.9713554

>>9713435
I'd totally reverse pick-pocket a Nuka Cola to her. By Nuka Cola I mean plasma grenade.

>> No.9713560

I would love to sneak up on Chihaya

And slide my hands under her shirt

Feel around a bit

Caress her chest a litte

*rub rub

*squeeze squeeze

*fondle fondle

Then whisper in her ear

Where the hell are they? Am I even close?

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>>9713554
Excuse me I think these plasma grenades are yours.

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So what do you guys find most appealing about Chihayashit? Is it her lack of skill, her lack of breasts, or her lack of sociability?

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>>9714198

Or maybe it's her lack of siblings not currently decomposing underground?

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>>9713594
Can't you do anything right you dumb bitch?! Should've just shot you up. Guess I'm gonna need a bunch of Stimpacks. Picking Chihaya chunks off brand new armor isn't gonna be fun either...

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>>9715581
Well at least we know Chihaya haters are just kids from /v/

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/sp/ loves Chihaya.

Total nutters, and proper Chels! Come on the Blues, from London with love!

>> No.9716380

>>9716297
Good to see you're padding your bra, Chihaya.

Or did you finally breakdown and get A-cup implants?

>> No.9716407

>>9716364
/sp/ is tsundere for Idolm@ster.

If you could get the girls dressed up from different conflicts with their respective guns, you could turn /k/ into fans in no time.

>I just imagined Takane in an olive drab button shirt and shorts carrying a Roadie FAL

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>>9716407
>mfw when reading this epic /v/ bro post
GUNNING
LAYDAN
IDOLAN

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>> No.9716962

>>9716866
time to fap

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Rin is a better Chihaya

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What is this disgusting huge cunt-tit nonsense? Let me regain my sanity with some more flat-chested deliciousness...

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>>9717600
Finally! Something so flat it's a perfect emergency strip. Razor 4 to command we are past redline for fuel and on final approach to new LZ.

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>>9717717
"You look like the type of trick who should be named Svetlana/

But I don't need no pads to land my helicopter on ya'!/"

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>> No.9721092
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Chihaya is the worst idol.. why doesn't she just quit?

>> No.9721129

I don't know the first thing about Chihaya, but these threads make me want to hug her and tell her it's ok.

>> No.9721176

BRING OUT MIKI

>> No.9721438
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>>9721092
Because she's actually a diabolical serial killer. She wants some pity points from the people around her and the whitevirgins out here defending her. Then when she's shored up enough public sympathy... BAM - another person dismembered and thrown haphazardly into a ditch somewhere.

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babbys first idol

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I hate you guys so much

>> No.9723581

We need to do to the secondaries what Hitler did to the Jews. This is just appalling.

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Delicious flat.

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do you guys think chihaya would like me? I would let her sing to me all the time, i'd cook for her, and i'd love her very much

>> No.9723637

>>9723623
Chihaya is genetically engineered to suit conscientious nerds' tastes so probably.

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Chihaya sees a smelly anon's cock

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