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>tfw you wake up and can't think of anything to do so you browse /jp/ for hours

I feel so worthless, /jp/. Help me.

Please excuse the meme arrow.

>> No.9709196

I'm glad sad frog got back into the image.

>> No.9709198

>>9709191
kill yourself

>> No.9709200

Eat your semen

>> No.9709209
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>>9709191
Next time use the correct image.

>> No.9709220

>>9709209
Shitty imitation can never surpass the original.

>> No.9709237

>>9709220
> I think the ugly /r9k/ cartoon frog is prettier than Reimu

>> No.9709239

Just stop caring! Live for pleasure!

>> No.9709241

>>9709237
That image isn't about being pretty
The frog's name is Pépé
That Reimu image is lewd

>> No.9709249

>>9709241
How is it lewd, sperg?

>> No.9709252

>>9709249
Have you seen the full thing?

>> No.9709253

>>9709241
What's so lewd about the image? Should she wear a hijab to get your approval?

>> No.9709257

>>9709252
No.

Post it.

>> No.9709276
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>>9709257

>> No.9709277

>>9709209
If you weren't autistic as fuck you would see there's a pattern of desks/tables in the last row.

You're image is nothing a but a desecration of good, structured art.

>> No.9709282
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>>9709276
I love this guys stuff

>> No.9709283

>>9709276

Holy shit, is that a nigger?

>> No.9709290

>>9709283
It's funny because Arc is black

>> No.9709291

>>9709277
The autistic one must be you to notice that.
Oh no, now we have to replace 2 of the pics in the middle row because there's only one sofa visible!

>> No.9709296

NO NSFW PLEASE!

>> No.9709297

>>9709296
Your boner won't kill you.

>> No.9709311
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>>9709296

>> No.9709313

>>9709291
Yet again, you show that your autism has no bounds.

The center and top center images are chosen specifically so you can see the characters without the text overlapping them. Anyone with a simple baccalaureate of arts could tell you that from a single glance.

Don't tell me..... you never went to college?

That would be pretty embarrassing for both of us.

>> No.9709318

>>9709311
Too lewd. She looks like a tired young hooker.

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>>9709318
Sounds about right.

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>>9709328
>>9709311
>Posting NSFW

Yea that will show those big bad mods who's boss.

>> No.9709382

My roommate just brought his girlfriend over. I was in the kitchen opening some canned salmon. Two minutes later I hear the girl moaning, saying "yeah, oh, ooooh, yeah". Now I hear the shower running.

>> No.9709387

>>9709369
I totally did it to get back at those nasty mods. That'll show them.

>> No.9709388
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>>9709382
Tell her that you found her voice very erotic and that she should come over more so you could listen.

>> No.9709400

>>9709382
Was the salmon any good?

>> No.9709425

>>9709388
I would, but that would probably creep her out and piss off my roommate.

>>9709400
The salmon was okay. The soy sauce made it palatable. I prefer raw salmon with capers on crackers, you can't really get that with canned salmon.

I'm suprised I haven't heard anything more lewd out of her, because this is like the fifth time I've heard them fucking. No "pull my hair" or "deeper" or "slap me", "grab my tits", "slap me", "harder" "oh fuck" or anything like that. She's kindof boring, but she giggles like a little schoolgirl all the time. Probably from when my roomie has his hand down her panties.

>> No.9709433

>>9709425
Sluts should die a painful death.

>> No.9709453

I have a hard time browsing /jp/ for hours because I'm not really into touhou.

>> No.9709466

>>9709453

That's acceptable provided you are a sad person who pisses in bottles.

>> No.9709474

>>9709453
I've been here since /jp/ was created in 2005 and have never cared about Touhou. There are many other shitty threads you can devote your attention to.

>> No.9709509

how come these NEET general threads keep getting worse and worse each new thread?

>> No.9709525

>>9709509
Get the FUCK outta here normal

>> No.9709534
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>pouring piss bottles out window
>bring them back to their hiding places
>after putting them down see where they dripped all over my floor
>my hands are wet
>wipe floor clean with the bottom of my socks
>dry hands on shorts
>go back to shitposting

>> No.9709539

>>9709369
why should nsfw not be allowed on /jp/, nobody works here

>> No.9709545
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>>9709534
We've all been there man

Knocked a bit of mine on the carpet the other day... I consider it a battle scar.

>> No.9709551

>>9709539
Because this has been deemed a work-safe board.

End of discussion.

>> No.9709556

>didn't go to school
>fapped to Haruhi in AA
>want to fap more, this time to pictures of her

Why can't everyday be like that?

>> No.9709567

Why can't school kids get the fuck out?

>> No.9709574

>>9709545
what character is that?

>> No.9709577

>>9709567
Get out of what, school?

>> No.9709591

>>9709574
Nobody

>> No.9709599

>>9709591
artist name?

>> No.9709602

>>9709599
Please stop harassing me

>> No.9709607

>>9709602
Answer the question, Anonymous.

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9709618

How will you guys be celebrating 9/11 today?

I think I'll be counting how many times people clapped during the ceremony then forget because of my schizophrenia.

>> No.9709667

>>9709618
I will do the same thing I do every day, because it is just another day.

>> No.9709720

I don't have internet besides my phone because my neurotypical roommate doesn't understand how important it is to pay the internet bill. How is a NEET supposed to take it easy without internet on their computer?

>> No.9709724

>>9709720

Hang yourself in the apartment. That will show him.

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>>9709618

Celebrate 9/11? Why celebrate?

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>>9709720

Read a book.

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>>9709726

ALLAHU AKBAR!!!

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I don't like how kids are back to school now, I usually go shopping in the morning times because its very peaceful at 6 or 7am but now there are tons of school kids everywhere making lots of noise.

I wanted to go into a corner shop and there was a herd of schoolgirls there who wouldn't move, so I had to push past them and whack one with my baguette to get in. And then they swore at me, it's not my fault they didn't move I said sorry and excuse me but they didnt listen so its okay right?

I liked it better in the summer when kids got up late and I was free to go about my business unhindered

>> No.9709778

>>9709766
Lmao you got bullied by schoolgirls. Fucking beta nerd.

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>>9709766
>>9709766
>>9709766

>> No.9709809

>>9709766

that's nightmare fuel. you have my sympathy, dude.

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