/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone else putting in some hard work into their janitor applications so that they sound like a sincere and rigid believer in the ideals of the /jp/ board while in actuality they are going to let the shitposters run wild as soon as they get the position?

[Anonymous No.]

I look forward to working with anyone else who is accepted, though I hardly think I need the extra help.

[Anonymous No.]

Janitors can't do shit.

[Anonymous No.]

Ha, I don't even to type one up. I was born to shit out essays.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9699285
God what a cunt. Eat shit and die, bastard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9699294
>I don't even to type one up
For your sake, I hope you verbs in the application.

[Anonymous No.]

I was thinking about it, but then I realized I would be obligated to spend large amounts of time on /jp/ (as opposed to doing it without being required to), could no longer shitpost, and would have to play by whatever rules are set by the moderators, meaning I can't just delete every post I think is shit. Why would I do that to myself?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9699339
I see my mistake. I don't feel like correting it because fuck captcha
> I hope you verbs in the application.
Oh you

[Anonymous No.]

>>9699362
>correting

[Anonymous No.]

>>9699370
>crocheting

[Anonymous No.]

>>9699261
Are you the girl on the picture OP?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9699428
Yes, and btw I'm a girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>9699261
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[Anonymous No.]

>>9699351
You imply that mods care about /jp/. Only two mods ever gave a shit about /jp/ since the beginning.

[None !FIreFlyLqM No.]

Putting effort toward it beforehand would be counterproductive.

[Anonymous No.]

there will be no safe haven for shitposters when im janitor

[Anonymous No.]

I had that same idea, OP. Ganbatte!

[Fuckdapolice !!7//HlhoTBOA No.]

>>9699468
If I post with this tripcode can you assure me you will delete all my posts without taking their quality into consideration?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9699437
Can't tell if just using /jp/ meme

or

If really you are the OP/pic

[Anonymous No.]

>>9699320
>God what a cunt. Eat shit and die, bastard.

I sure hope you satisfy those terrible urges of yours while you can. Once I come to power, these sorts of outburts will be a thing of the past.

[Anonymous No.]

But if ironic shitposting is board culture, then none of you have what it takes.

Well, except you,
>>9699285

[Anonymous No.]

my autism is flaring up
why are they not open yet moot

[Fuckdapolice !!7//HlhoTBOA No.]

>>9699496
please respond

[Anonymous No.]

>>9699468
When I am janitor I will abuse the shit out of my power just to give everyone a horrible posting experience.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9699635
I hope you are in touch with the post /q/ /jp/ janitors. They could help you along the path to make this place an absolute shithole.

[Anonymous No.]

Jokes on you, they can see every post you ever made

[Anonymous No.]

>>9699503

Whoa there Skipper, getting ahead of yourself aren't we? And who said you will get the position over me? Nobody wants a Hitler running /jp/, so if you're just going to delete posts you hate, you can kiss your job goodbye early. Not even our current janitor does that.