Let's have a hikki/NEET thread, shall we? Life experiences, updates, thoughts, discussions and questions are all welcome.

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Anonymous Sat Sep 8 22:43:24 2012 No.9699170 [Reply] [Original]

Let's have a hikki/NEET thread, shall we?

Life experiences, updates, thoughts, discussions and questions are all welcome.

Anonymous Sat Sep 8 22:47:12 2012 No.9699182

I guess I'll give an update on my cock.

I used it to urinate inside my giant piss bottle three times today. Yesterday, I stimulated it to the point of ejaculation for a total of two times. It is currently semi-erect, comfortably residing in my red boxers.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 8 22:50:26 2012 No.9699194 I want a girlfriend, you don't have to be a girl but if you pretend to be one and not tell me that's okay too.

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>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 8 22:54:56 2012 No.9699209 Am I the only one whose piss occasionally splits into two streams?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 8 22:56:26 2012 No.9699221 File: 145 KB, 453x640, 9012848.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] My mom wants me to go out to eat with her next Saturday. Gonna have to make myself sick or something.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 8 22:56:41 2012 No.9699227 Watch out gost is here

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 8 22:59:26 2012 No.9699253 >tfw dick fapped raw and balls aching from triple fap marathon yet you go for one last jizz before bed feels bad man Anyone know this feel?

Anonymous Sat Sep 8 23:01:26 2012 No.9699272

Currently a NEET on Public Assistance in a program that gives me $33 a week, gives me $200 in food stamps per month and pays my rent. Pretty uneventful, I go to rehab to keep people from telling me to get a job/go to school.

I've saved $300 from selling useless stuff and I'm looking for a way to use this money to make more. Other than that, nada. Fuck this Summer heat.

Anonymous Sat Sep 8 23:01:41 2012 No.9699275

It seems this is as far as I can go. I'm out of money and support, so I'll have to get a job or kill myself.
Both seem equally terrifying. I'm 24 soon and haven't worked a day in my life. I feel so old.
I just don't know anymore. It's probably going to be the bullet for me.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 8 23:03:12 2012 No.9699284 >>9699253 > feels bad man > > Anyone know this feel? You're absolutely nothin'. You can turn to dust and die now.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 8 23:03:57 2012 No.9699288 Today was a darn nice day. Cloudy and not very hot, slightly humid with a slight breeze. I spent about an hour sitting outside with my cats.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 8 23:08:12 2012 No.9699312 >>9699284 Like any of this /r9k/ shit is any better.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 8 23:09:27 2012 No.9699315 >>9699272 >I've saved $300 from selling useless stuff and I'm looking for a way to use this money to make more. In a similar situation. Any tips on this would be greatly appreciated.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 8 23:10:57 2012 No.9699319 tfw party next door, not even interested smoking kush and playing vidya all day

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 8 23:12:58 2012 No.9699326 File: 301 KB, 1024x745, 1301668604399.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why can't I be a cute and sexy hikki girl?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 8 23:13:27 2012 No.9699329 >>9699284 Grow up and stop being a faggot about memes you little bitch.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 8 23:14:42 2012 No.9699331 Which vitamin B should I pick to not feel tire all the time? Though, I'm betting it's mostly a lack of motivation.

Anonymous Sat Sep 8 23:14:42 2012 No.9699332

>>9699275
Same here, and I'm around the same age. I talked to an old friend and he reminded me of something that I needed to be reminded of.

I got really scared and thought I was going to die when I was being told that I have a deadline to get kicked out of the house. You know how everyone says they will kill themselves as soon as that happens? Probably a very little number of people legitimately mean that. I kept saying it with confidence for years and had no doubts in my mind. Then the moment came, and I wasn't able to go through with it.

Anyway, right now I'm harnessing the power of intention and how the mind manifests everything. Through that, I hope I will find out how to make money soon. I am completely lost, I feel uncertain about tomorrow, but that somehow creates a sense of excitement that I've never had for over 5 years. Sounds absurd, and it is even to me, believe me. I am still crying every other hour, but then I stand up full of energy and focus. The limit on my time has ironically inspired me to continue learning Japanese, and at a much faster pace. I don't know what is happening to me, but it looks like I have no choice but to keep going with this if I am not ready to die. Homelessness is like death for me, so that's not an option.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 8 23:16:27 2012 No.9699337 >>9699329 I modded your ass up with my slashdot mod points because of that comment. He just left.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 8 23:16:27 2012 No.9699338 >>9699209 Nah, it happens to me too. It's a mess. It usually happens if you try to pee right after masturbating.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 8 23:20:33 2012 No.9699349 >>9699332 >>9699275 The /jp/ mansion accepts all with open arms.

Anonymous Sat Sep 8 23:23:19 2012 No.9699355
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Currently 24 years old, single, living on my own, and work for the government making little over $55,000 a year.

I've been working a job of some sort since I was 16.

I was unemployed for about three months earlier this year.

I'm currently trying to convince a NEET to live with me so I don't feel so lonely, provided they can keep my apartment clean.

Anonymous Sat Sep 8 23:24:18 2012 No.9699356
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I've had problems with procrastination, but after talking to a /jp/er about why I procrastinate, I figured out exactly why I procrastinate and how I can overcome it!

Since this is the blog thread, I will go into detail.

Basically, my childhood made escapism a very attractive thing. I was and still am a very heavy internet user. The biggest reason why I became like this is because my home life was pretty shitty because I had an abusive brother and school life was shitty because I've had one too many bad school experiences. My family is apathetic and the only real interaction i've had with them is my brother. I made acquaintences at school and I always had the traits of the kind of kids you never really made friends with (never showered, retarded class clown etc etc). So I had a lot of motive to indulge in escapism.

Whenever I am stressed I always go on the internet because it pretty much was and still kind of is the only positive thing in my life. So whenever I get stressed from any obligations I have, I just turn to the computer and thats where my procrastination and avoidance comes from.

So now whenever I feel that frustration, I stop and rethink about why I feel frustrated and I can cope because I understand exactly why I want to stop working. I can also think about when i'm really idle and I can get back to work!

Sorry this is so poorly typed out!

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 8 23:26:18 2012 No.9699360 File: 44 KB, 188x400, 1347128645245.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9699355 >I'm currently trying to convince a NEET to live with me so I don't feel so lonely

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 8 23:27:03 2012 No.9699361 >>9699360 I love abgrund

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 8 23:30:03 2012 No.9699383 >>9699360 If they enjoy it, would it really be all that bad?

Anonymous Sat Sep 8 23:30:03 2012 No.9699384

I forgot to pay the server bill and my VPS was deleted. Now I can't send people emails from ``moot@4chan.org'' or change my reverse DNS and pretend to be agentfaggot.fbi.gov on IRC.

It did get me thinking about how much I impersonate people. Have I forgotten who I am?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 8 23:30:48 2012 No.9699382 >>9699272 >gives me $200 in food stamps per month Holy crap, that's a lot for food.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 8 23:31:48 2012 No.9699387 Please just go away if you're going to post about your job or school.

Anonymous Sat Sep 8 23:32:18 2012 No.9699390

>>9699332
I think I have been through that before. Complete with panic attacks and chest pain. I really thought I might die from a heart attack any minute.
It may motivate you to do something now but I don't think it helps in the long run. After a while it just becomes less and less until hopelessness sets in. It's still the same options; working or suicide. The world doesn't magically change, though I wish it would.

Good luck either way.

Anonymous Sat Sep 8 23:32:33 2012 No.9699392
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Well my uncle moved out and went back to Michigan. I got the master bedroom he was in. So I setup all my manga and figures in there. When I get my student disbursement check from school I'm going to buy a desk for my laptop and that stuff.
yeah.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 8 23:34:04 2012 No.9699400 My professor yelled at me because I had to skip class because of work. THAT FEEL WHEN

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 8 23:37:19 2012 No.9699405 >>9699382 It goes faster than you'd think. Having said that, I want more cash for figs and whatnot. You can't use food stamps on anything but food. Like I said, struggling to find a way to make money with this $300.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 8 23:43:35 2012 No.9699418 >>9699405 That's nearly $50 a week, man. I don't even eat that much in two weeks.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 8 23:45:35 2012 No.9699424 I'm lonely.

Anonymous Sat Sep 8 23:48:06 2012 No.9699443

>>9699332
I'm currently out of booze, so I'm forced to think about the future.

I realize I have literally no idea what to do with myself after dropping out, no job, no plans, nothing. It's now September, it seems like just a few weeks ago it was May. I honestly don't know what to do with myself, so here I am on /jp/.

I hate nights when I run out of alcohol.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 8 23:49:06 2012 No.9699449 >>9699443 I find it helpful to look forward to the nights that you do.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 8 23:51:06 2012 No.9699459 Started drinking at eight hours ago. Finished my umpteenth runs of Deus Ex and VTM:B. Now for VNs.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 8 23:54:51 2012 No.9699466 >>9699355 >allowing a human parasite to live with you You just went full retard. Never go full retard.

Anonymous Sat Sep 8 23:54:51 2012 No.9699467

I have no complaints. I have to wonder though, why life is so boring like this even when this is what all organisms dream of. That being an environment where finding food and shelter and safety from predators aren't concerns.
A domesticated existence is a dull one. I wonder if this is how animals at the zoo and retired geriatrics feel.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 8 23:55:22 2012 No.9699470 Starting learning some German, since foreign language is a good use of my time.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 8 23:56:07 2012 No.9699481 >>9699253 If you had a girlfriend she would be so fucked!

Anonymous Sat Sep 8 23:56:07 2012 No.9699482

>>9699459
It's sad that modern gaming has deteriorated so much, it is preferable to replay old games you've already played tens of times, and know everything about.

Thank fuck VNs are niche, and will never become mainstream in the west.

>>9699449
Good idea, but I hate this uncertainty, and that impotent feeling of not being able to stop the flow of time.

Anonymous Sun Sep 9 00:02:21 2012 No.9699509

I just want you to know /jp/ that I love you all.

Being NEET/hikki while living off of others for a long period of time was extremely stressful.

A distraction in something like a community college class or a part time job will help. Don't think of it as something you have to do, think of it just as a side endeavor to NEET/hikki-dom. Don't get to the point to where you'll be kicked out, it will only make it worse. All of this I speak from experience.

Avoid customer service and most fast-food restaurants and big-box department stores though.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 00:10:28 2012 No.9699538 >>9699509 Do you live by yourself now?

Anonymous Sun Sep 9 00:11:28 2012 No.9699545

My sister has been hanging out around black people and went to my dad asking for a bunch of money like it's no big deal after they stole a bunch of her stuff. Now my dad's angry and yells at me whilst suppressing his anger towards her.

I just want to live an easy, idle life with no drama, but that's impossible with her getting into trouble every other week. I can't take it easy with my dad stomping around the house.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 00:12:28 2012 No.9699547 >>9699545 >I just want to live an easy, idle life with no drama That's what dying is for, anon!

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 00:18:28 2012 No.9699579 >>9699509 Please don't misuse spoilers.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 00:19:59 2012 No.9699586 >>9699579 Please spoiler your post.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 00:22:45 2012 No.9699601 File: 81 KB, 251x293, 1339711172839.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9699545 How does it feel living in a house with a race traitor? I bet you feel culturally enriched and progressive!

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 00:25:44 2012 No.9699615 >>9699509 but if you leave those out, then the human thrash known as the /jp/ collective will not have anywhere else to work due to their low intelligence and lack of education/marketable skills.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 00:28:17 2012 No.9699634 >>9699601 you haven't contributed anything to society, you're no better than a savage negro beast

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 00:29:47 2012 No.9699643 >>9699601 Cultural enrichment sure is something. A month ago she got beaten up by some other black people and was shoved into the trunk of their car. She escaped though.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 00:31:32 2012 No.9699652 File: 78 KB, 274x320, 1337572996653.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9699643

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 00:32:47 2012 No.9699662 >>9699643 Maybe if she hadn't, your father wouldn't be so angry.

Anonymous Sun Sep 9 00:35:03 2012 No.9699677

>>9699509
I tried to go to university at the start of this year as someone with hikki tendencies and it ended disastrously. I couldn't cope with that environment
when I finally quit the course I only felt relief from that burden

The expectation is that I go to another university and different course next year. If I don't I risk being kicked out.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 00:35:34 2012 No.9699675 >>9699643 >black >people Please do not refer to them as people. This is insulting. http://news.discovery.com/human/genetics-neanderthal-110718.html

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 00:37:34 2012 No.9699684 >>9699677 Why don't you just take online classes?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 00:38:18 2012 No.9699687 >>9699586 Please don't misuse spoilers.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 00:39:48 2012 No.9699696 >>9699687 >not using spoilers >2012 Please do not post inane comments. Thank you.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 00:41:04 2012 No.9699705 >>9699696 What fictional work might you be spoiling /v/-kun?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 00:41:04 2012 No.9699706 >>9699696 Please stop misusing spoilers.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 00:41:33 2012 No.9699701 >>9699677 When you say it ended disastrously, could you give us details? Those are pretty much the reasons why I stopped going to Uni, the anxiety and pressure became too much.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 00:41:48 2012 No.9699703 >>9699545 What kinda man are you that you'll let your sister turn into a monkey fucking mudshark? You are a disgusting piece of filth, almost as bad as your jungle boogie sister.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 00:43:18 2012 No.9699711 >>9699703 This. You should lock her up in the basement and deliver corrective mindbreaking.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 00:43:48 2012 No.9699714 >>9699684 He should just throw everything away and stay at home.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 00:44:33 2012 No.9699719 >>9699703 My life has very little to do with hers. It's always been like that. She's the one who has shoved me away and refused to have anything to do with me ever since I was a kid.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 00:44:48 2012 No.9699723 I find it profoundly ironic that people who are essentially niggers in all but colour are complaining about niggers.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 00:45:18 2012 No.9699725 File: 46 KB, 800x600, spoiler].png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9699687 Please spoiler your post. >>9699706 Please spoiler your post.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 00:45:33 2012 No.9699727 >>9699331 12 and take B6 to feel tired (allegedly) remember they're both water soluble so drink some fucking water with it!

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 00:46:03 2012 No.9699735 >>9699725 Please don't misuse spoilers.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 00:47:03 2012 No.9699737 >>9699725 What the fuck moot? That image is named［ｓｐｏｉｌｅｒ］i will rape you, faggot［／ｓｐｏｉｌｅｒ］. God damn asshole MrVacBob doesn't even know how to escape slashed properly.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 00:47:33 2012 No.9699739 >>9699675 I hope you realize Neanderthals are actually inferior to pure Homo sapiens.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 00:48:05 2012 No.9699743 >>9699735 Please spoiler your post.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 00:48:05 2012 No.9699744 >>9699725 Please refrain from misusing the spoiler feature to try and force your new meme.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 00:49:50 2012 No.9699748 >>9699739 Which is kind of why there are no pure neanderthals anymore because homo sapiens is much better at adapting and surviving by any means necessary.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 00:50:20 2012 No.9699755 >>9699744 Please spoiler your post.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 00:50:51 2012 No.9699757 >>9699739 Keep on believing Jew propaganda you filthy Jew slave.

Anonymous Sun Sep 9 00:51:36 2012 No.9699761

>>9699748

So the point is is that since non-Africans have Neanderthal genetics Africans are actually the superior race.

>>9699757

I hope you realize the Neanderthals are dead. Would you like me to bring out some scientific evidence that proves that Neanderthals had lower cognitive abilities, as well? Like how the capacity for abstract thought is completely absent from them?

Anonymous Sun Sep 9 00:52:06 2012 No.9699763

Right now I'm in the dilemma of dropping out or being forced to get a job. I just told my psychologist that what I most like to do is to chill out being alone and forget of the world, and then she, like my mother did, said that I ought to get a job if I retire of college. That is awful because I really don't have any interest in that and, as other anon pointed in this thread before, death is better than that state.

Actually, when I say that I plan to kill myself, I mean it, because I had another suicide attempt in the past and I didn't hesitate in any moment. I cut my veins 50 times and took 12 pills, and still survived. It was a desperate suicide attempt, as if I were terrified by life, so I think that maybe this December willl be my deadline.

Nice to blog this shit, feels relaxing. I love you guys. If you weren't so damn filthy I would suck your cock.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 00:52:06 2012 No.9699765 >>9699755 >being a faggot >2012 Please stop misusing the spoiler function.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 00:53:06 2012 No.9699766 >>9699761 I was agreeing with you. Stormfront on the other hand is on the defensive

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 00:53:06 2012 No.9699768 >>9699755 Epic dubs, but stop that already.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 00:54:06 2012 No.9699769 >>9699765 Thank you for spoilering your post.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 00:54:21 2012 No.9699770 >>9699761 Science is a jewish conspiracy you filthy jew mongrel. Keep your jewish propaganda to yourself you niggerjew.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 00:55:36 2012 No.9699773 >>9699770 So tell me, dear Stormfaggot, how do you discover truths about the world around you?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 00:57:52 2012 No.9699780 >>9699773 I pray that my soul will be sent to to gensokyo. In order to earn this privilege I kill every Jew and nigger that I can.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 01:02:37 2012 No.9699797 >>9699675 One of the related articles http://news.discovery.com/human/neanderthals-humans-interbreed-120816.html Did you even read what you posted?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 01:05:37 2012 No.9699803 >>9699797 I bet the jews did this. http://www.atlanteanconspiracy.com/2012/02/jew-world-order.html

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 01:06:23 2012 No.9699805 >>9699780 That sounds like a lot of effort.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 02:20:01 2012 No.9699833 Does anyone wanna talk on omegle??? Tag: /jp/

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 03:38:06 2012 No.9700083 >>9699675 Colored NEET here. Please stop being a bully.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 04:24:09 2012 No.9700198 >>9699763 I don't understand why people slash their wrists and try to OD on shitty pills. If you want to kill yourselves, faggots, find a fucking bridge/tall building and walk off it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 04:38:55 2012 No.9700233 Finally actually starting to get bored of the internet. I started to read all the classic novels I piled up. Today I also dreamed of having a /jp/ boyfriend that would snuggle with me.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 04:51:05 2012 No.9700255 >>9700233 What are you, a faggot?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 04:55:06 2012 No.9700265 I don't really know what to do anymore or what I should post on this thread.. So I guess I will waste a few minutes just shitposting in purpose of self-gratification, as I will most probably smile once this is finished.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 04:55:35 2012 No.9700262 >>9700255 One day I hope to work up the courage to try and find one

Anonymous Sun Sep 9 05:40:57 2012 No.9700384

I will probably end up self medicating, getting a job where I can hide most of the time (picking up litter, park ranger is harder to get into than I thought), work part time because of agoraphobia and GAD, live a life of modesty with a good internet connection and gaming computer.

Won't be able to afford a house, car or many luxuries but I should be able to pay the bills and not go insane.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 06:44:07 2012 No.9700580 all the glorious food I ordered in arrived this morning. Feels great, I have meat /jp/ and instant noodles! and the delivery driver wasn't rude even though i look like shit. they choose their staff well.

Anonymous Sun Sep 9 07:20:26 2012 No.9700645

Last week I had to go to the city for the first time after months in my room. I totally forgot how much human garbage gathers there. Holy fucking shit.
At least 80% of all people were either sandniggers or teenage sluts dancing around the balls of sandniggers. Even the non-foreigners couldn't properly talk in their native language. On top of that I had to use the cramped tram and came home in the evening.
I became sick the next day and have to do important stuff next week again. But if everything turns out alright, I can permanently take it easy starting in a month or so.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 07:24:12 2012 No.9700655 I finally got into university after a gap period of 3 years NEETing it out with my parents after high school. I'm not entirely sure if I made the right choice.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 07:25:27 2012 No.9700656 >>9700655 I've got some bad news for you

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 07:35:31 2012 No.9700682 >>9700655 If you give up your superior NEET lifestyle, you lose your right to post here. Even if you "were" a NEET or you aren't in school "at the moment."

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 07:36:47 2012 No.9700687 >>9700198 I watched a documentary (The Bridge 2006) about the Golden Gate bridge suicides. A guy jumped from the bridge, broke his fucking pelvis and several other bones. He survived.

Anonymous Sun Sep 9 07:38:33 2012 No.9700693

There have always been two types of NEET. One seems genuinely happy and content living a life with a dim future and minimal social interactions.

The other is pretty much the opposite in that they long first and foremost for social interaction. Most everything in their life is governed by their desire for interaction. Following that they would like a promising future, which usually means worrying about entering schooling or training of some sort eventually in the future. Finally, they're discontent with the labels society has put on them and would like to change their lives for the "better".

Disgusting people, that second group. They really are the lowest of the low. Especially all the people here wanting to get a job, longing for friends outside and being depressed about their NEET lifestyle. Just die already if you are so sad about your NEET life.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 07:38:48 2012 No.9700694 File: 815 KB, 1383x2000, 02_005.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9700655 You gave up your happiness.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 07:39:33 2012 No.9700696 >>9700580 recently I finally got up and went to the store, got all kinds of snacks and shit I love that feel when you have a full fridge and enough food to last the winter

Anonymous Sun Sep 9 07:40:33 2012 No.9700699

So my mums been away for two weeks.
She left a decent amount of food, but I ran out of milk, and decided I'd venture down the shop, as it opens at 6am I thought that would be the best time.

Well being NEET and all, my sleeping patterns are completely out of whack.

So I woke up, and left the house, thinking it was 6am
By the time I got to the pub and saw people sitting outside it drinking I figured, something's not right here!

FML

By the way, happy cirno day /jp/

Anonymous Sun Sep 9 07:45:18 2012 No.9700707

I was too anxious to visit the doctor for my next script of anti-depressant pills, so I just stopped taking them. I have been having withdrawal symptoms for over a week.

Do not every start taking medication unless you are 100% sure you have the willpower to continue to do so.

Anonymous Sun Sep 9 07:48:48 2012 No.9700720

Speaking of food, I'm really getting excited for those small pumpkins to show up in stores, you know, the ones that you can make pies out of. I was always surprised at the amount of cream and eggs in a pumpkin pie until I realized it was a custard pie. Since it's a custard pie, I'm going to cook mine in a bath when the time comes.

I'm also really excited for that first cold evening of the night that's perfect for fully enjoying some warm pudding or some hot chocolate. I've got to get some different teas too. Autumn is my favorite season.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 07:50:48 2012 No.9700727 File: 24 KB, 331x331, 1346384959057.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9700694 That was my initial thought when I became a NEET, 7 years later I am very miserable and wish I was dead.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 07:51:33 2012 No.9700729 >>9700727 Read >>9700693 Open your portal.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 07:52:34 2012 No.9700734 >>9700696 *feeling

Anonymous Sun Sep 9 07:54:50 2012 No.9700739
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>>9700729
Except it's not the lifestyle I am miserable about, it's what I have put others through. My mum is almost 60 and she has to work two jobs, one just to support me, I'd be happy living this life if I was a billionaire on some island, but I don't want to leech off the people I love.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 07:57:34 2012 No.9700743 >>9700739 Why do you even have images like that saved?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 07:59:09 2012 No.9700745 >>9700743 Probably a /r9k/ fag.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 07:59:24 2012 No.9700746 >>9700743 I alt+click every image I see

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 07:59:55 2012 No.9700747 >>9700699 >>9700696 it's not worth it to go to shops. i always order my food

Anonymous Sun Sep 9 08:01:09 2012 No.9700748

>>9700739
What the HECK do you need that much money for?

My parents are working class as fuck and I require next to nothing. Just bills they were going to pay anyway, and less than £15 of food per week. It's not as though once we leave our homes, a bedroom disappears and the mortgage gets cheaper.

Anonymous Sun Sep 9 08:01:39 2012 No.9700751

>>9700739
This, I think, is the main issues with unhappy NEETs.

Those who live off their savings or autismbux are independent, they don't have to worry about their future or the people around them. It's easy to feel content.

The leeches on the other hand can't get rid of anxiety and self-loathing.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 08:02:09 2012 No.9700753 >>9700747 just-eat.co.uk and approvedfood.co.uk A NEET's best friends.

Anonymous Sun Sep 9 08:02:54 2012 No.9700758

>>9700729

That's not relevant to me.

I didn't start taking them in the first place for the reason given in that post, I visited the doctor because I had been having severe chest pains every day - he ruled it as some kind of subconscious anxiety disorder that was causing a multitude of physical symptoms, after the tests showed no physiological problems.

Never the less, upon taking them pills, I actually managed to achieve a mind state higher than the blank neutrality that has been the highest point I have known for years - it was actually painful at first, because I didn't know how to handle it. They enhanced my vision, too, I can see colours that I could not, prior.

If anything, the pills made me even less of a normalfag, I have completely broke the last vestiges of contact I had with people I fooled myself into trying to befriend - they do nothing but waste my time.

I seem to have been able to retain this mental state, upon dropping the pills, I just to stop feeling something like liquid pulsing through my brain, which I assume is a withdrawal symptom.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 08:04:39 2012 No.9700761 >>9700748 it's all the hundreds of GBs worth of bandwidth you use every week. heating a room is expensive, so is electricity. You eat more than £15. you wouldn't know if you've never lived by yourself. shit's expensive

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 08:04:55 2012 No.9700762 >>9700758 What are these magical pills you are taking?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 08:07:58 2012 No.9700765 >>9700762 They were sertraline.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 08:08:44 2012 No.9700771 >>9700761 I agree, but you're not living by yourself. Get ESA or the dole. That will cover your bills and expenses for your mum twice over.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 08:13:59 2012 No.9700783 >>9700771 I live alone in a council house. I do get JSA

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 08:15:32 2012 No.9700789 Classes start tomorrow for me. I don't think we are allowed to hang out anymore, /jp/.

Anonymous Sun Sep 9 08:19:16 2012 No.9700801

>>9700761

Why are you paying by data usage?

Heating occurs anyway, at worst, turn off the radiator in your room and you're actually making a positive contribution by providing your body warmth.

Electricity and food is true, though it can easily be covered by >>9700771.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 08:22:31 2012 No.9700810 >>9700801 I'm not >>9700748

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 08:27:22 2012 No.9700824 >>9700783 Oh, I assumed you were that other poster. Have you tried applying for Employment and Support Allowance? You get the dole rate for the assessment phase (but don't have to go to the job centre), then if you're successful you get about £100.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 08:33:50 2012 No.9700834 Protip: replace shower with dilute, alcoholic handgel. It works really well.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 08:39:21 2012 No.9700841 >>9700824 i'm not mentally ill or have any disabilities. on what pretense would I apply?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 08:40:24 2012 No.9700844 >>9700841 Get yourself sectioned for a bit, then go on for mental illness. It'll be an adventure!

Anonymous Sun Sep 9 08:44:09 2012 No.9700852

>>9700844
I'm not sure I want to potentially mess up what I've got going here at the moment. With all the changes to the benefit system they are pulling soon I doubt I could be successful

someone i knew with an actual disability and depression on top of that had immense trouble getting ESA set up, and even they needed a reassessment every 3 months. I couldn't pull it off. im not an actor

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 08:49:09 2012 No.9700858 I went to university, but now want to be NEET again. How do I approach this?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 08:50:39 2012 No.9700861 >>9700858 Drop out but don't tell anyone.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 08:51:54 2012 No.9700864 >>9700858 Drop it like it's on, nigga. Drop it like it's on. Keep it real.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 08:52:54 2012 No.9700866 >>9700861 But my parents will wonder why I'm home.

Anonymous Sun Sep 9 08:53:24 2012 No.9700869

Being NEET is the future.

As human jobs are replaced by machines, the required number of humans will steadily fall - 10% unemployment exists already because there are only enough jobs for 9/10 people, even some of them are forced as fuck and society would not even notice if they were gone.

Before the end of our lives, I suspect having a job will be a rarity, and governments will simply give the majority of the population a living allowance.

I suspect almost total automation of, say, McDonalds is only just around the corner... why pay minimum wage to a human, when you can have a vending machine do the same thing for the much lower cost of electricity and maintenance? You'd still need a human to defend the store, and humans to fix the machines, but that's 10 people employed could become 1. Eventually, even the security and maintenance could be done by machines.

/jp/ are just ahead of the curve.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 08:53:39 2012 No.9700870 >>9700858 Finish school you lazy faggot.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 08:53:39 2012 No.9700871 >>9700866 So go out somewhere every day and pretend you're still going.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 08:55:26 2012 No.9700872 >>9700870 But it's hard and I want to do what I want. I know I wont be able to find a job anyway. Maybe I should see a counsellor or take some pills.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 08:56:41 2012 No.9700873 >>9700869 The future is bright, the future is NEET

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 08:57:41 2012 No.9700875 >>9700869 Won't the economy collapse?

Anonymous Sun Sep 9 09:01:26 2012 No.9700884

>>9700875

It will change.

It's reintroduction of slave labour without the ethical issues.

Food will essentially be free, as it could be produced, delivered, and sold without having to pay anyone anything. The "living allowance" would simply be to stop some fuckwit taking all the food in the store "because it's a free country".

The only other real option for the future is just letting all the people without jobs die, until the population equilibrates, and people are valuable, again.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 09:01:56 2012 No.9700886 >>9700875 the world will move on from silly unsustainable capitalism

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 09:03:18 2012 No.9700892 >>9700884 Without financial reward, how will people keep making all your VN's, anime, manga, music, games etc that you love so much?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 09:04:34 2012 No.9700896 >The only other real option for the future is just letting all the people without jobs die, until the population equilibrates, and people are valuable, again. AKA the Jew option

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 09:06:48 2012 No.9700902 >>9700886 When will this happen ? The money I have on the bank will only last me about two more years if I continue being a NEET..

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 09:07:03 2012 No.9700908 >>9700892 I listen to a lot of Vocaloid. So... yeah? Many people like the creative work. They like the attention, the fame. Besides, you still would be able to spend money on premium services that go beyond the basic needs.

Anonymous Sun Sep 9 09:08:04 2012 No.9700912

>>9700892

People make products for free, anyway.

They'll likely be of better quality, when people are no longer fighting in wage slavery and having to fulfil the demands of stock holders.

I haven't played many games that were commercial products in years.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 09:09:18 2012 No.9700914 /jp/ is realllly strange. I usually only visit this board when I get really bored, but I think I am a bit fascinated by this place now.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 09:09:50 2012 No.9700916 >>9700908 *like creative work

Anonymous Sun Sep 9 09:12:21 2012 No.9700926

>>9700892
creative works that are actually good, are not driven by "financial reward". In fact, this is exactly why everything is so terrible.

In the world the poster described, everyone would be given an equally good quality of life and would have no need for any more money. They can spend their time doing whatever they enjoy, be that creating music, films, games or nothing at all.

Anonymous Sun Sep 9 09:13:21 2012 No.9700928

>>9700902

Longer than that.

30 years, I'd say before there's significant acceptance of unemployment - we're still stuck in the retarded phase where minimum wage jobs are looked down, despite them being as difficult to get as qualified jobs were 25 years ago.

I imagine telling someone in 1985 that being a server of coffee in 2012 would require prior "experience", in addition to high school level qualifications, would be laughable; people used to become nurses with less than that.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 09:16:22 2012 No.9700935 >>9700928 Is it true that there was a time when getting a degree pretty much guaranteed you a job? Or is everyone just exaggerating since college education is "default" now?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 09:17:36 2012 No.9700940 >>9700928 Well I won't be alive to see this future then... Fuck.

Anonymous Sun Sep 9 09:19:06 2012 No.9700944

>>9700869
>>9700884
I think this came up in one of these threads before:
Why is food (fast food, in particular) still prepared by human beings? Machines could flip burgers at McDonald's, easily. I suppose people might respond poorly to machine-prepared food (which feels backwards to me), but it could save McDonald's a lot of money in the long run. And it's not like we haven't replaced human labour with machines many times already.

Anonymous Sun Sep 9 09:22:07 2012 No.9700952

>>9700935

That is no exaggeration.

Some of my relatives got useless degrees, like English, in the 80s, then walked into managerial positions - it's said that it was only possible to be unemployed, with a degree, if you didn't want a job.

My Dad became a research scientist without a degree, too, though, that fucked him over when he was made redundant at 40 and couldn't ever find a job again. Scientific establishments only employ about 1/4 of the people they did, 20 years ago, so even a science degree, these days doesn't mean you're going to have any luck in the job market - that used to be a ticket to win at life.

The problem is, the lowest tier jobs, factory workers, miners etc. stopped existing, so the lowest tier workers got forced into higher tier jobs. Being a checkout attendant is the lowest rung, now, but it hadn't used to be. "Automated checkouts" aren't exactly uncommon now, either - 1 assistant can monitor 10 checkouts and the customer can do all the work.

Anonymous Sun Sep 9 09:32:23 2012 No.9700968

>>9700952
> The problem is, the lowest tier jobs, factory workers, miners etc. stopped existing, so the lowest tier workers got forced into higher tier jobs.

Well, some low tier jobs still exist, but even those are hard to attain. I have applied to be a cleaner three times, and was three times rejected due to lack of experience. I also applied to work in a factory, but was turned down due to the "high volume of experienced applicants" (a lot of factory workers in their forties and fifties were recently laid off--why hire me over them?). I even tried applying to volunteer in a charity shop, but they said they wanted someone with shop experience.

I guess the most obvious route to take would be to find some charity work for a bit, put that on my CV, then work my way into an ordinary job. But the very fact I have to do "voluntary" work just to get proper work annoys me greatly. I have no qualifications or skills, and I can't even get the jobs that require the bare minimum of qualifications and skills. Right now I'm happy to remain a NEET, but I almost feel like I had no other choice.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 09:32:38 2012 No.9700969 >>9700952 Time have changed. University is basically a human assembly center now, churning out graduates with degree. I mean how can you fail anyway? You just pay and then sit in class for 3years and get your degree.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 09:35:08 2012 No.9700974 >>9700969 Maybe if you're a liberal arts major. Why do you imply all degrees are that easy to acquire?

Anonymous Sun Sep 9 09:35:38 2012 No.9700976

>>9700968

>I even tried applying to volunteer in a charity shop, but they said they wanted someone with shop experience

It's even worse than I thought.

About 2 years ago, the standard advise for entering the experience ladder was wasting a few months in volunteering. If that is gone, there is no way into the job market, any more, aside from getting very lucky.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 09:37:53 2012 No.9700981 File: 79 KB, 666x666, a64.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9700968 >I even tried applying to volunteer in a charity shop, but they said they wanted someone with shop experience

Anonymous Sun Sep 9 09:38:08 2012 No.9700984

>>9700969

Science, Mathematics degrees are difficult to obtain, but they don't really have a lot of value, anyway.

Labs can be fucking brutal; they often have lower standards than is legal for a work place - 8 hours without alloted breaks, etc. but it's fine because you're paying to do it.

Anonymous Sun Sep 9 09:40:53 2012 No.9700992

>>9700974
I got an E&E degree with honour and I have to actually submit a thesis for my last year.
It is not hard as I barely study and skip like half my class, I was basically playing mmo fulltime during my school years. I guess it is irrelevant now since I am NEETing.
University actively try to help the students from failing by giving out sample past year questions and all kind of other freebies to make you not fail. I even submitted an incomplete thesis that actually did not fulfill all my objectives at the start and still got a distinction for it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 09:44:33 2012 No.9700999 >>9700992 What tier was your university? The recognition is due to the difficulty. Ivy League, Oxford/Cambridge, etc. can be ridiculous and drive people to suicide.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 09:47:18 2012 No.9701014 >>9700999 http://www.australianuniversities.com.au/rankings/ Pretty low tier. It is 6-7 in the country and 101-150 in the world. The entry point is pissed easy, you just need $$$.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 09:51:18 2012 No.9701023 >>9700707 i will probably have to stop lamictal in a few weeks for similiar reasons. will i die?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 09:54:20 2012 No.9701033 >>9700992 You're not a NEET. NEET stands for Not Educated, Employed or in Training. If you graduated from university, you're educated.

Anonymous Sun Sep 9 09:55:35 2012 No.9701040

>>9701023

For depression?

Depends how long you've been on it, and the dosage. I was only on them for 3 months, and the dosage was intermediate.

If you've been on for a significant period of time, and the dosage is high, you might want to ween yourself off, by working down the dosage (splitting the tablets in half, etc).

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 09:56:06 2012 No.9701043 >>9700771 >ESA >European Space Agency explain it, amerifats

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 09:56:20 2012 No.9701044 >>9701033 >Not Educated Let me fixed that for you. "not in education, employment, or training" Stay jealous uneducated subhuman.

Anonymous Sun Sep 9 09:57:36 2012 No.9701050

>>9701033

Pretty sure NEET is "Not in Education, Employment, or Training", so you need to be presently in one of those things to be be considered not NEET - past actions don't matter.

It's not like having education/training is actually worth anything in this lottery job market, anyway.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 09:57:36 2012 No.9701051 >>9700992 Theses are mandatory in all of Europe. Glorious Europe where a degree costs about 3000€ while being worth ten times as much as an American one. Why do people still live in America?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 09:57:36 2012 No.9701052 >>9700707 >>9701023 If you just call into the pharmacy, you should get an automated message that you can tell to call in a prescription refill request to your doctor.

Anonymous Sun Sep 9 09:57:36 2012 No.9701053

>>9701014
I'm in a similar situation to you. I had to finish up a project and paper my sophomore year, and we had an entire semester 3 credit class just for that.
I ended up putting it off until the last week, half assing the project and paper. It was just a stupid superheterodyne receiver that ended up not working at all, so I just made a presentation of me writing down all I could remember about it on the board, so pretty much talking about my paper since it was still fresh in my head. I ended up getting a B, other people somehow presented worse things.

My school is about the same as yours in ranking, USC columbia.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 09:59:39 2012 No.9701060 >>9701044 Sorry.

Anonymous Sun Sep 9 10:00:23 2012 No.9701063

>>9701052

Anti-depressant medication generally isn't allowed to be re-prescribed without consultation, due to the high possibility of side effects.

>>9701051

People don't choose where to be born, and America is pretty fond of brainwashing their citizens into believing they're living in paradise.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 10:01:53 2012 No.9701068 >>9701063 It is basically a lottery. The character roll is the most important part of our life. If you rolled a character in Africa, you should just commit sudoku and try to reroll.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 10:03:38 2012 No.9701072 >>9701068 >sudoku Did you mean seppuku?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 10:05:38 2012 No.9701078 >>9701063 I think that's wrong. I've been taking prescription drugs half my life and, though I usually just get a script from the doctor, have called in prescriptions with no refills left before on antidepressants, I think.

Anonymous Sun Sep 9 10:08:08 2012 No.9701083

>>9701068

'Random' chance affects our entire lives.

Getting a job is essentially having at least the minimum qualifications to even be considered, then hoping your application is chosen at random out of all the eligible ones, then hope your interview is the one that is chosen to pass out of all the acceptable ones - there isn't anything one can do to separate themselves from the competition.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 10:10:08 2012 No.9701088 >>9701068 I-I did roll a character in Africa What's the proper procedure for committing sudoku?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 10:12:08 2012 No.9701097 >>9701088 Committing sudoku is a waste. Become a criminal, or a hunter, or a homeless person, or something. The worst that will happen is you die, anyway. Go fight a lion.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 10:12:23 2012 No.9701099 >>9701088 Bleach and clorix seem to be most popular method in /jp/. But that also depend, South Africa is pretty good isnt it and if you are the son of a rich Diamond Warlord, what is the problem?

Anonymous Sun Sep 9 10:14:25 2012 No.9701107

>>9701040
for bipolar. it has some potentially lethal side effects, but if i were to trust wikipedia they're not related to discontinuation itself, so maybe i'm safe...

well, fug, it's not like i can do anything about it. i'll try lowering the doses, but i'm pretty sure i don't have enough to do it properly.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 10:15:40 2012 No.9701111 >>9701099 South Africa is only good if you're rich and live in a nice gated community

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 10:15:40 2012 No.9701112 >>9701107 Lethal withdrawal symptoms are uncommon. You'll probably just feel strange and/or ill for a few days.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 10:18:10 2012 No.9701119 >>9701052 i don't think it's possible where i live. at least my shrink made it pretty clear that it's illegal for her unless i'm present in person.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 10:19:40 2012 No.9701123 File: 46 KB, 441x558, 131475112537.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >mfw my parents are forcing me to get a job in a factory hold me /jp/, my faggot ass was not made for factory work my NEET days may be reaching an horrifying abrupt end

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 10:20:55 2012 No.9701129 >>9701123 more like your days period

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 10:27:29 2012 No.9701140 File: 39 KB, 400x400, 1346677503777.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >you'll never be a cute anime girl living in an anime world

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 10:33:00 2012 No.9701167 File: 88 KB, 500x583, le feel.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9701140 And all day and all night everything you see is just anime like you inside and outside

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 10:33:30 2012 No.9701163 >>9701123 I would love a factory job. Mindless menial labor would be good.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 10:37:15 2012 No.9701179 I want to go for a walk, but there's no way to leave the house or say, "I'm going for a walk," to my parents without sounding suspicious.

Anonymous Sun Sep 9 10:42:00 2012 No.9701201

>>9700861
>>9700871
That's a bad idea, eventually they will ask him for a degree, or wonder why his class schedule isn't arriving in the mail anymore, then demand an explanation, and the plan will explode in OPs face. He won't be able to take it easy then.

Anonymous Sun Sep 9 10:42:46 2012 No.9701199
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You can always deliver newspapers in the early morning, my NEETs.

But it is hard on your car and is really hard work. Most routes don't pay that much, either, and you have to pay for the gas and other work expenses. Plus, you typically don't get any days off; I even had to work the night my mother died.

Most people drop their routes after a couple of weeks or months; I've been doing it for nine months. I'm looking at a better route now that will tip well and pay about 1K a month. That wouldn't be horrible.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 10:43:01 2012 No.9701204 >>9701199 Paperboy is a job silly anon.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 10:43:15 2012 No.9701202 >>9701199 >car Yeah, okay.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 10:44:31 2012 No.9701206 >>9701201 It's university. He's not 12. Plenty of /jp/ers have done this, myself included. Obviously it has to come out eventually, so I just wrote my parents a letter. Worked out fine.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 10:47:03 2012 No.9701213 The past two weeks I spent my life as a fake NEET (vacation). After those two glorious weeks of sitting on my ass, playing video games and eating I am seriously thinking about quitting my job.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 10:47:50 2012 No.9701216 >>9701199 > your car What car? Who the hell owns a car?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 10:47:50 2012 No.9701218 >>9701201 >why his class schedule isn't arriving in the mail anymore I get that shit online. I don't get things delivered by mail anymore... I guess I could just try moving out within that period, so they wouldn't know what I'm doing.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 10:48:04 2012 No.9701224 >>9701179 Go in the middle of the night. The world is very nice, at night. Just ensure it's not a night where people go out and get drunk, or at least, avoid the areas they go. Being shouted at by drunken normalfags is unpleasant.

Anonymous Sun Sep 9 10:49:19 2012 No.9701227
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>>9700969
University is a worthless scam, anything you learn there can easily be learned online. Especially in america, where you spend hundreds of thousands of dollars on a graduate degree.Just not worth it.

>>9700968
The best way to skip all that garbage is to become a self-sufficient NEET. Grow your own food, have your own water supply, Find ways to make energy, like solar panels, etc. and generally depend less on this corrupt society. Of course you might lose some luxuries or have less access to them, but this self-sufficiency pretty much makes you future-proof.

tl;dr go inna woods, stay away from cities.

Anonymous Sun Sep 9 10:51:19 2012 No.9701236

>>9701213

You have to have the correct personality to survive such freedom. A lot of people get bored of it after a week and get very depressed.

I fortunately never tire of things, which does have the downside of making things feel like there's never enough time to do everything.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 10:51:19 2012 No.9701237 >>9701163 Its in a glass factory were you work with heavy machinery at high temperatures, its not mindless and menial, its heavy and dangerous.

Anonymous Sun Sep 9 10:53:04 2012 No.9701246
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>>9701204

It may seem like that, but at least I'm able to live on my own and spend the waking day to myself. Plus, you don't really have to interact with anyone.

One thing that should be mentioned is that almost all of the other carriers are significantly older than me, and I'm almost 29.

Anonymous Sun Sep 9 10:53:04 2012 No.9701247

>>9701227

>University is a worthless scam

I unfortunately learned this after a year. I should have dropped out, then, but here I am, still wasting time 2 years later, with another two to go.

Undergraduate master's degree, for anyone wondering why it's taking 5 years. "Master of Unemployment", I expect. At least my "debts" aren't real debts and are just ignored if I can't repay them.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 10:57:49 2012 No.9701259 >>9701227 I don't regret getting my M.A., but it hasn't really served me well two years later, and I'm 7.5K in debt. And I consider that a "small" debt in comparison to the average American's.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 10:57:49 2012 No.9701260 >>9701247 How did you learn it? The favor currying? The lack of actual knowledge? The people around you? The textbooks? Do tell.

Anonymous Sun Sep 9 11:01:05 2012 No.9701270

>>9701247
>>9701227
>>9701259
Not only that but a Master is even a bigger scam compare to a degree. Not only are you overqualified but people will not want to hire as they need to pay more for a freshie compare to another with just a degree.
This is why you usually see people holding a master going back to school working as tutor or lab assistance.

Anonymous Sun Sep 9 11:01:50 2012 No.9701272

>>9701224
Unfortunately, my town is rather scummy and there are lots of scary people around at night. I agree though, I have walked around at night, and it's very pleasant. Especially when the night is slowly turning to morning, nobody is around, and there's that surreal quality to the world as you enter a slight state of depersonalization and derealization.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 11:09:40 2012 No.9701296 >>9701227 > graduate degree Graduate degrees I think refer to masters / phds which aren't as expensive as undergraduate degrees. They put you to work and can cover your tuition. If you're going in debt paying for graduate school you're doing it wrong.

Anonymous Sun Sep 9 11:10:10 2012 No.9701300

>>9701260

The supporting lecture entitled "A Degree is not Enough", where we were told all the other shit we had to do to have even the vaguest chance of ever being employed.

The mantra of "understanding is more important than memorising" is ridiculous, when at least 1/4 of very exam is trivial facts that there's no way to answer without simply remembering them.

The people around didn't exactly help. Almost all of them are pathetic wannabe normalfags who don't realise how hopeless their expectations are.

>textbooks

Laughable. I bought one, then pirated, or completely ignored the rest. Completely overpriced, none of the information isn't available elsewhere. Often pretty badly written.

Labs were fucking unbearable. Almost every demonstrator has the largest superiority complex possible, they don't seem to exist for any other reason to mark people down, as ever actually asking for assistance results in negative comments. Sorry for not knowing the finer points of operating this exact UV/Vis spectrometer running on proprietary software.

Lecturers are generally pretty nice, but some of them have several sticks up their ass and enjoy making everyone's life a living hell.

I could go on for a very long time.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 11:17:40 2012 No.9701326 >>9701246 kind of agree with you. being a freeter isn't that bad. maybe get a part time job manning a cashier or just making coffee for a few hours a day isn't that bad.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 11:18:25 2012 No.9701330 >>9701296 What about med schools?

Anonymous Sun Sep 9 11:20:25 2012 No.9701337 [DELETED]

I tried was working as a part time programmer as after 3 years of CS degree. It was a very stressful experience, I was very uncomfortable and constantly anxious. Quit the job after 6 months, dropped out of the last school year.

Currently trying to figure out how to apply my acquired programming skills while taking easy so that I can support my NEET lifestyle.

Anonymous Sun Sep 9 11:23:10 2012 No.9701352

I tried working as a part time programmer after 3 years of CS degree. It was a very stressful experience, I was very uncomfortable and constantly anxious. Quit the job after 6 months, dropped out of the last school year.

Currently trying to figure out how to apply my acquired programming skills while taking easy so that I can support my NEET lifestyle. I wish I could just avoid people altogether.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 11:26:40 2012 No.9701365 >>9701352 Make games or content management system plug-ins. Last I checked, WordPress themes and extensions were a huge (and fairly easy) business.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 11:31:26 2012 No.9701388 >>9701352 >I wish I could just avoid people altogether. Don't we all. I've been shitting bricks for about 2 weeks because I have to attend a relative's birthday party next weekend.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 11:35:59 2012 No.9701399 I drink beer every day, but not in large amounts (4 pints or so). Is this dangerous?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 11:39:00 2012 No.9701412 >>9701399 No. Alcohol is actually somewhat beneficial if consumed regularly, in a controlled fashion. 28 pints a week, equally distributed, is far better than half that number, in one day a week.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 11:57:17 2012 No.9701463 >Living and going to school in murrica You should move to Sweden. School is free besides books, everyone and their mother can speak english. oh, and the government gives you money for going to school.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 11:59:02 2012 No.9701469 >>9701463 Can I download lolicon?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 11:59:02 2012 No.9701470 >>9701463 America is no place for anyone, but the super rich. If you do have enough money, it's probably the best place to live, though.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 12:01:18 2012 No.9701473 >>9701469 You can download loli anywhere in the western world, without consequence. In terms of cyber crimes, it's about level with piracy - unenforced.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 12:03:33 2012 No.9701490 >>9701469 yes, you should probably be able to import it too nowadays, ever since it was ruled in the high court that it wasn't real children being depicted aka not childporn.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 12:07:33 2012 No.9701506 >>9701490 That depends on the country. I think in england, for example, they still consider it child porn.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 12:10:03 2012 No.9701521 >>9701463 They don't let you emigrate to Sweden unless you are a black with 14 welfare children.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 12:25:07 2012 No.9701579 just got done submitting my application to become a janitor, I hope moot accepts me so I can help keep /jp/ a safer place for our future posters

Anonymous Sun Sep 9 12:39:11 2012 No.9701619

>>9701506

As I said, it's unenforced.

Not one site hosting loli material is blocked, previously licensed manga and anime with content that became "illegal" isn't removed from circulation; Strike Witches was licensed, completely uncensored, etc.

A lot of people still view, download, and even import it with no repercussions.

I think the only purpose of the law was so that loli could be used as supporting evidence against actual child molesters/distributors of 3DCP. I don't think there's any interest at all in arresting someone with gigabytes of loli.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 15:28:07 2012 No.9702209 My parents are throwing me out in 2 days. Its been fun.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 15:37:23 2012 No.9702232 >>9702209 What for? How do they expect you to survive? Do they even expect you to?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 15:46:13 2012 No.9702264 >>9702232 The same way four billion other people manage to survive without living off their parents.

Anonymous Sun Sep 9 16:14:06 2012 No.9702359
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I would be set if I could just get my autism bucks. I had a mental fallout like two years ago and had to be put on anti depressants and blood pressure pills.I only get $740 every 4 months through living expenses from university. As you probably guessed its online too, because I dont like people. This sucks man. All I would need is like enough money to pay my cell phone bill and food. And I went for my drivers license last month and fucking failed.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 16:18:06 2012 No.9702378 >>9702264 >>>/b/ >>>/soc/ Someone who is NEET for that long isn't well-adjusted enough to do that. They'd know if they weren't shit parents.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 16:18:21 2012 No.9702379 Living off welfare is arguably less detrimental to society than most jobs.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 16:19:22 2012 No.9702382 >>9702379 Most non-shut-in NEETs take up drug dealing as a way to make money, so you have a point.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 16:29:38 2012 No.9702431 How much does US welfare pay?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 16:31:53 2012 No.9702435 >>9702382 I think he means that some jobs exist just so that people are employed even though they don't actually contribute positively to the economy.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 16:34:23 2012 No.9702453 >>9701619 >no interest at all in arresting someone with gigabytes of loli What if I told you I had petabytes of loli?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 16:35:39 2012 No.9702454 How do I move to Sweden? I live in the US. I wouldn't mind going to your schools, from what I've seen Sweden has very nice people.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 16:38:38 2012 No.9702473 >>9702435 Not only that, a lot of jobs are detrimental too all but a select few - you're slaving away for a meagre wage, lining someone else pockets, and indirectly fucking over multiple other people.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 16:40:23 2012 No.9702477 I recently got a job delivering pizzas. Looks like I can't post here any more.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 16:42:27 2012 No.9702492 >>9702454 We don't want amerifats in our country.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 16:44:11 2012 No.9702496 >>9702492 What about UK? Do you guys have ESA?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 16:52:58 2012 No.9702530 >>9702379 I think this is the first time I've heard/seen someone say/write that. Thank you for that. I thought I was the only one who thought so.

Anonymous Sun Sep 9 17:00:29 2012 No.9702562

>>9702496

Don't know how it works for non-nationals, but student loans here are a NEET's dream.

Part of the loan is just a gift, you don't have to pay it back, this is proportional to your household income - I went to "live" (spend about 1 month a year there) with my unemployed Dad, so I get about £2000 completely free money per year.

You don't have to repay it, and interest does not build, unless you earn over a certain amount of money, I think it's £18k, which is ~£6k over minimum wage.

If you don't repay it by age 40, it is completely written off and you never have to pay the remainder.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 17:03:14 2012 No.9702575 >>9702562 That is more than enough to live comfortably off of.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 17:15:03 2012 No.9702621 Metal factory. I love it, just being around there serving, not having to talk at all. Finish around sunset, watch the orange sky on the monotone landscape. Just like in my VNs.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 17:19:03 2012 No.9702639 young based god came in with the heater

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 17:25:05 2012 No.9702671 File: 116 KB, 1600x1200, skelebros.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I need some NEET advice for a problem I've been dealing with for a great deal of time. How do I stop fantasizing about having friends and hanging out with them?

Anonymous Sun Sep 9 17:28:36 2012 No.9702685

>>9702671

Do you actually even want friends?

Think of how much time they use up which you could spend more efficiently alone.

Any action undertaken in a group is less efficient, as it is a compromise, so you are going to have less fun than spending the time alone, and doing exactly what you want.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 17:29:06 2012 No.9702694 >>9702685 Not him, but I would like friends. Friends from somewhere like the NEET threads.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 17:29:21 2012 No.9702690 >>9702671 Watch anime about people having friends and doing stuff. That's what I do. After you finish a series you'll feel really depressed but just start a new one.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 17:30:06 2012 No.9702697 2 more days, then my parents kick me out. Its been fun /jp/.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 17:32:21 2012 No.9702699 Not having IRL friends is so nice. Not talking to anyone I went to high school with is so nice, since I never liked any of them in the first place. But now my mom makes me go to therapy.

Anonymous Sun Sep 9 17:41:06 2012 No.9702741

>>9702694

It wouldn't be the same in real life. Not at all.

>>9702697

That might be an empty threat. Parents generally won't allow their offspring to just die, nor do they want to lose contact with you. It is said that they need you, more than you need them.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 17:43:38 2012 No.9702746 >>9702741 Well they're trying to get me medicated and I don't trust pills.

Anonymous Sun Sep 9 17:46:54 2012 No.9702763

>>9702746

Pills should not be trusted. The prescriber can rarely actually determine what they will do to you.

The only time they're useful is if your brain is non-functional to the point where outside stimuli don't affect it, at all. They can get the chemicals flowing again - you can even feel them moving.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 17:49:08 2012 No.9702770 being a NEET sounds like fun but I have a thing called pride isnt that an important part of japanese culture?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 17:50:08 2012 No.9702773 >>9702690 I do the same thing with love stories. Someone hold me, please.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 17:50:38 2012 No.9702774 >>9702770 Pride is just a hindrance. Get rid of it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 17:50:53 2012 No.9702776 >>9702773 I would hold you. I could be your waifu too, but that is just a dream.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 17:53:40 2012 No.9702788 >>9702746 Get stimulants, barely any side effects.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 17:53:55 2012 No.9702790 >>9702776 virtual reality worlds

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 17:54:55 2012 No.9702798 >>9702790 Soon...soon...

Anonymous Sun Sep 9 17:55:55 2012 No.9702803

>>9702770

There is no reason to not be prideful, as a NEET.

If you collect welfare, you charge the taxpayer about 1 millionth of a penny per week.

This is arguably a lesser evil than working a job that indirectly harms people, which is most jobs.

Large scale NEETism is also one of the most likely possibilities for the future.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 17:56:10 2012 No.9702808 >>9702806 Tell us your situation.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 17:56:25 2012 No.9702806 I always wonder if there is someone else out there that is in the exact same situation as me.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 17:59:27 2012 No.9702820 I envy the UK and their welfare system. The US doesn't give you enough to live off of.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 17:59:57 2012 No.9702823 >>9702808 Well basically I am a chronic procrastinator and I struggle with it every day. It hinders my productivity in the many activities and goals that I wish to achieve.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 18:01:57 2012 No.9702836 >>9702823 I struggle to even sit down and watch anime anymore. I'm just always on here.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 18:02:27 2012 No.9702839 >>9702823 I'm fairly certain that's the most common issue people have on this entire website.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 18:03:27 2012 No.9702843 >>9702836 >>9702839 But why? Why is this even an issue? Why can we just not do anything? Why does it grow and spread and you dont even want to do anything that you would enjoy?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 18:04:57 2012 No.9702849 >>9702843 Depression and lack of enthusiasm. Not wanting to put forth any sort of effort for anything.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 18:05:43 2012 No.9702852 >>9702843 We just have a need to be on 4chan constantly. I'm afraid I'll miss a good thread even though its mostly ideal during the day.

Anonymous Sun Sep 9 18:07:27 2012 No.9702856

>>9702849

I wouldn't call myself depressed; and I do think I have plenty of reasons and want to do the things I want to do.. It's just I cant DO IT!!!

it's like this feeling in my chest, this knot and its constricting me as if all of my energy is being sabotaged. It's not a physical feeling but it's there. It's ughh I dont know! It's so frustrating.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 18:08:27 2012 No.9702857 >>9702843 Everytime I start something I always have to stop every 5 minutes or so to check 4chan.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 18:09:12 2012 No.9702862 >>9702843 4chan is like meth, you just can't stop till it kills you.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 18:11:12 2012 No.9702866 Whenever I see open windows and car doors I always want to go in and loot... anyone have any experience with this?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 18:11:12 2012 No.9702867 >>9702843 Watch anime or do whatever you want with somebody. If you're watching with somebody, you're more likely to go through with it. If you're an anti-friend haver, then spend time with your imouto or something.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 18:12:12 2012 No.9702875 >>9702867 Watch a livestream of whatever anime you want to watch with some online friends or strangers.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 18:16:43 2012 No.9702898 >>9702866 Are you a nigger by any chance? If so, it is most likely genetic.

Anonymous Sun Sep 9 18:17:13 2012 No.9702900

>>9702820

UK is £2600 per year, about 1/5 of minimum wage.

Unless you already own a house, that is probably not enough to live alone. I'm not sure what happens with council tax if you're on benefits, but that's £1000 gone, if it has to be paid. Water/electricity/gas will likely come to near £1000. Feeding oneself for less than £12 a week is going to be somewhat challenging and will take up most of the remainder.

There's no way to possibly pay rent, or a mortgage too. Living with parents is very possible without detrimenting them, though, they may not allow it.

You also have to jump through hoops and show evidence you're trying to get a job, and attend "training" seminars, etc. I don't think it's a major hassle, though.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 18:18:58 2012 No.9702911 What are austismbux? The government will pay if you can prove to be autistic?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 18:25:13 2012 No.9702926 >>9702911 Glad to see your question was answered, now delete your post.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 18:26:13 2012 No.9702927 >>9702900 the uk and the us have similar welfare systems, they dont give you a lot of money scandinavia and several other nothern european states do

Anonymous Sun Sep 9 18:28:58 2012 No.9702937

>>9702900
This, also decent benefits are really difficult to receive. Really difficult. Look at any sort of DWP watchdog forums. People with genuine disabilities being turned down for benefits because they can wipe their own backside. It's mad.
Of course, the media focusses on a few benefit thieves who manage to live off them, then the various Parties respond by promising to clamp down on benefits. It's so stupid.

Anonymous Sun Sep 9 18:29:29 2012 No.9702939

>>9702866
In a different way. When I go to the grocery store to buy some cheap wine every day because it's the only "luxury" I can afford in my life and then see some granny paying for 2-3 items with a 100€ sometimes even 200€ note (happens a LOT where I live) I can't help but daydreaming of mugging her. But I wouldn't actually do such a thing, chances of getting caught are too high.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 18:30:14 2012 No.9702944 >>9702927 If you don't have a parent that's a national you can't get shit though.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 18:30:45 2012 No.9702946 >>9702900 Actually, now I think about it, minimum wage is closer to £8000, in this circumstance, due to income tax and things stealing wages, but benefits have no tax.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 18:31:29 2012 No.9702950 >>9702939 Even if you got away with it, you lose the luxury of using one of the only shops you're comfortable in. Maybe I'm projecting, but that's my problem.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 18:31:44 2012 No.9702951 >>9702937 I thought the £50 per week was easy to get?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 18:32:44 2012 No.9702954 I hate that I've become full hikki. I haven't left my room in over 4 months, and only leave my room to go to the bath room and eat. I hate what I've become.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 18:33:29 2012 No.9702957 >>9702954 where does the food come from

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 18:33:44 2012 No.9702959 >>9702957 My parents.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 18:34:45 2012 No.9702961 >>9702959 Is your room full of garbage bags?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 18:35:14 2012 No.9702964 >>9702961 Yes, they stopped taking my trash out so I just leave the bags in my room, but I don't make much garbage so its not too bad.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 18:42:59 2012 No.9702986 Lets see what I did today instead of practicing my music for rehearsals in 2 days: Drew a picture on flockdraw Played Guild Wars 2 for 2 hours Told people god isn't real on omegle Masturbated Stood outside on my porch for 30 minutes. Good work!

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 18:44:00 2012 No.9702995 >>9702986 >Stood outside on my porch Normal.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 18:44:44 2012 No.9702992 My parents took away my netbook yesterday. Only can get on the desk top when they aren't home. I just feel like ending it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 18:44:44 2012 No.9702994 >>9702986 porch monkey

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 18:45:15 2012 No.9702996 >>9702992 Did you tell them how you feel?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 18:47:00 2012 No.9703004 >>9702986 Things I did today: Sat on 4chan. Ate food. Drank liquid. Used the toilet. Masturbated.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 18:47:15 2012 No.9703000 >>9702992 take it back?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 18:47:30 2012 No.9703003 >>9702996 They don't care. They said they will only give it back if I get a job.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 18:48:15 2012 No.9703005 >>9702992 You're going to kill your parents by beating them with a rolling pin? Congradulations.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 18:49:15 2012 No.9703010 >>9703003 Learn to do something even less productive, just to spite them. Just sit and stare at a wall for 12 hours a day, or something. They'll soon give it back.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 18:50:15 2012 No.9703014 >>9703010 I sat and threw a ball in the air for a few hours today.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 18:50:30 2012 No.9703015 >>9703010 Instead of this why don't you just anally masturbate while staring at a wall for 12 hours a day?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 18:51:15 2012 No.9703018 >>9703010 loudly hum touhou music off key

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 18:51:30 2012 No.9703020 >>9703014 >threw a ball Normal.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 18:51:30 2012 No.9703023 >>9703003 I love how people think you can just fucking go and get a job. ESPECIALLY when you are a skilless loser that has never worked before. ESPECIALLY when you are in your 20's ESPECIALLY when everyone askes you for a fucking resume.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 18:52:00 2012 No.9703034 >>9703020 It was a small rubber ball and I just bounced it off my ceiling.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 18:52:31 2012 No.9703029 >>9703023 What country do you live in?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 18:52:45 2012 No.9703032 >>9703029 Canada

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 18:53:45 2012 No.9703038 >>9703023 No one will hire you without references. Who do they expect my to put as a reference?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 18:54:30 2012 No.9703041 >>9703023 http://youtu.be/Gzs-4kY4REc

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 18:55:15 2012 No.9703046 File: 53 KB, 231x290, i'll_take_that_advice_into_cooperation.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9703041

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 18:55:30 2012 No.9703048 >>9703032 The only place you can get a job at this point is mcdonalds or some shit. You definitely can't get anything above minimum wage.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 18:56:45 2012 No.9703059 >>9703056 You can always sell drugs?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 18:56:46 2012 No.9703056 >>9703048 I can't even get those. I'm competing vs the kids from my high school who got 90%+ and have nepotic connections.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 18:58:45 2012 No.9703068 >>9703048 See >>9700968, specifically: >I even tried applying to volunteer in a charity shop, but they said they wanted someone with shop experience. McDonalds is not the lowest rung. No where near. This is no longer a lowest rung.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 18:58:45 2012 No.9703070 >>9703056 >>9703048 People way older than me struggle to get jobs are fast food. Last time I was at one there were 4 men in their 40s and a woman in her 60s or 70s working.

Anonymous Sun Sep 9 18:58:45 2012 No.9703072

>>9702950
> comfortable

Nope. I hate going there, but it's only a 5 minute walk and the next best alternative is a 45 minute walk. Two years ago one of the clerks jokingly greeted me with "haha, like usual?" and I was so embarassed that I went to the other one for months. For a short while I even considered complaining about that guy to his boss, but he was like 19 or so and probably meant no harm.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 18:58:45 2012 No.9703074 >>9703059 I don't have any drugs I don't have any money to buy drugs I don't know anyone with drugs I don't want to die.

Anonymous Sun Sep 9 18:59:45 2012 No.9703078

>>9703056
tell your parents you want to work on an online business or do web design/programming and you realise that you have fucked up and were wasting your time, and now you want to man up and face life

then continue as usual.. rinse and repeat until you manage to move out somehow

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 19:01:46 2012 No.9703087 >>9703078 >now you want to man up and face life anon pls

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 19:01:46 2012 No.9703090 >>9703078 Online business? What do I have to offer others so they will give me money? Web design/programming? I can't do those. I'm a skilless loser, I have no means to make money.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 19:02:46 2012 No.9703095 >>9703090 Just say it so that they'll give you your computer back. You don't actually need to follow through.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 19:03:46 2012 No.9703096 >>9703090 you don't get it. This is what you tell them. It's called pretending. It will keep them happy and feel proud and they will give you the netbook back

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 19:03:46 2012 No.9703097 >>9703096 >>9703095 I'm not that guy.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 19:04:46 2012 No.9703102 >>9703078 I can't code. I went to uni for CS and hated it. Its so boring and over complicated. Why would I want to learn when 10 year old Asian kids can do it better and not complain?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 19:05:46 2012 No.9703114 >>9703097 then what's the problem? just continue your happy NEET lifestyle. You don't have to escape something good just because of social pressure- they are only jealous

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 19:06:46 2012 No.9703115 >>9703102 Kidnap a 10 year old asian kid and force him to program. Then you sell the programs. It's a foolproof plan really.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 19:07:46 2012 No.9703128 >>9703102 was I really that subtle with my wording? It was heavily implied that this would be a facade only.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 19:08:46 2012 No.9703130 >>9703114 It's not a happy lifestyle. I can't afford the things I want and ill live on poverty once my dad dies.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 19:08:46 2012 No.9703131 >>9703128 People sure are dumb.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 19:09:46 2012 No.9703135 So, what kind of relationship do you guys have with your parents? Are they all angrily telling you to get a job all the time or do some of you actually get along with them?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 19:10:46 2012 No.9703136 >>9703130 I bet you desire a pile of materialist shit. Please stop watching television, or whatever else is polluting your mind.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 19:11:26 2012 No.9703141 >>9703135 It's an apathetic relationship, we don't talk. >>9703136 Being a parasite on my dad is not good. I will be in poverty with no job experience when my dad dies when i'm like 50 or some shit.

Anonymous Sun Sep 9 19:11:27 2012 No.9703140

People just don't understand I'm not materialistic and don't see the point of working. Only things I want are my computer, the internet, and food every once in a while. Since I already have a computer I could live with just internet and a cup of ramen every other day and be perfectly happy.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 19:13:40 2012 No.9703150 >>9703146 The lifestyle is only sustainable because my dad pays for everything. What if my dad dies? What if he stops supporting me? Then I have NOTHING.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 19:13:42 2012 No.9703146 >>9703130 learn to be happy with what you have, and live simply. I am happy as long as I have food and an internet connection. What else does one really need? (note: rhetorical)

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 19:13:42 2012 No.9703147 >>9703135 My parents are separated. My Mom thinks I am still in university and thus have a chance in life. I can't comprehend my Dad, at all, but I don't think he cares what I do. He's probably an aspie or something.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 19:14:40 2012 No.9703153 >>9703141 Then deal with that problem when it comes. No point ruining what you have now.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 19:14:40 2012 No.9703156 >>9703135 My dad hates me and wishes I was dead. My mom doesn't care what I do since I don't cost them too much money, but since my dad always complains to her she's started to hate me too.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 19:16:41 2012 No.9703162 >>9703150 Become a Buddhist or go visit the poor Asian countries and just live with them for a month. You will learn its not about physical possessions. And those poor Asian countries have the happiest people in the world.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 19:16:41 2012 No.9703169 >>9703135 it's good. after years of lying to them about not being able to get work ( i never bother trying ) they just accepted it. I live alone but visit occasionally and they give me food and money sometimes.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 19:17:41 2012 No.9703170 You could just go to the homeless shelter for food right?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 19:18:41 2012 No.9703176 >>9703170 Churches often have food give aways every month or so. Even if its not free its very cheap.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 19:19:41 2012 No.9703179 >>9703135 They know that when I was living on my own I was doing lots of drugs so in a perverted way they are kinda happy that I moved back in after I lost my job and now they can "protect" me from the cruel outside world.

Anonymous Sun Sep 9 19:19:41 2012 No.9703180

>>9703150
unless you live in a third world country, the government is bound to have schemes to support you. benefits, welfare, whatever you call it where you are. get that.

also learn to scam people on the internet. it helps. I made about $100 today for nothing

Anonymous Sun Sep 9 19:19:41 2012 No.9703181

>>9702849
Look on the bright side, pretty soon, if you continue on this path, you'll be too apathetic to even go on 4chan anymore. Hopefully, between that and malaise with regards to eating food and drink, you'll have found the perfect point where you are free of all needs, and thus freed to do anything without worrying about procrastination.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 19:22:12 2012 No.9703189 >>9703135 They kicked me out, so not good. I lived homeless for a while then got a job. Got fired so I could get unemployment and now live off welfare.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 19:26:12 2012 No.9703215 >>9703135 They are the only people I know personally I wish we didn't have a good relationship, even if it isn't perfect. It'd be more painful for the both of us (though mainly them), if I finally decide to end it all.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 19:29:12 2012 No.9703228 Has anyone gone through a period where your own voice sounds weird? I haven't held conversations in so long that the short passings with my parents start to sound like a different preson.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 19:31:14 2012 No.9703233 How many hours does everyone sleep a day? I range from 3 to over 17 depending what I feel like doing during the day.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 19:35:14 2012 No.9703255 >>9703233 Pretty much random. Some days 4 will be fine, others, I will need to sleep 22+ to remove the fatigue. This isn't a product of my lack of activity, though, as I have been this way for about 10 years - I'd just sleep in school, if I needed to.

Anonymous Sun Sep 9 19:39:14 2012 No.9703267

>>9703228

I've never been in a state where I speak regularly, so I can't exactly drop to that level, when I never leave it.

I often find English difficult to comprehend, in person though, despite it being my native language, as I'm so used to hearing other languages now, that I expect to not fully understand anything that's said, ever.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 19:40:14 2012 No.9703271 >>9703233 cba to even count my hours anymore.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 19:42:03 2012 No.9703287 >>9703267 I understand that. One day I woke up and couldn't understand spoken English from watching too much anime.

Anonymous Sun Sep 9 19:42:03 2012 No.9703288
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I don't want to be alone anymore, being locked up in this room

I feel like crying sometimes but then again i feel selfhatred because its my own fault im in this state now

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 19:44:00 2012 No.9703295 >>9703288 I feel the same. I've cried the past 3 nights for no reason other than I hate my life.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 19:45:00 2012 No.9703299 I get that feel of hating to be alone but too afraid of going outside to do something about this

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 19:46:00 2012 No.9703302 I don't want to be alone, but no one in the real world understands NEETs or has the same interests as me.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 19:48:01 2012 No.9703307 >>9703302 I wonder if they have NEET recovery programs in my country

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 19:48:01 2012 No.9703311 >>9703302 >>9703299 >>9703295 >>9703288 You are not true NEET.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 19:50:01 2012 No.9703318 >>9703311 last time i checked i had no job, no friendos, no point in life and the past 2 days i spent 26 hours watching animu series from my backlog

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 19:51:01 2012 No.9703321 want to slit my wrists and end this bullshit

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 19:51:01 2012 No.9703322 File: 69 KB, 850x510, .jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] listening to YMO right now See how the world goes round You've got to help yourself See how the world goes round Then you'll help someone else

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 19:52:01 2012 No.9703323 >>9703311 I guess... i have a room to life in.. atleast..

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 19:54:01 2012 No.9703327 My drinking habits have gone to the worst. I started to drink alot of beer in the past week and smoked cigarettes at mach-3 speed I don't know what road im taking at the moment

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 19:54:01 2012 No.9703328 >>9703318 You cannot be true NEET if you want to change your situation.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 19:55:01 2012 No.9703330 >>9703328 I don't want to work or ever leave my house, I would just like one other person to share my lifestyle with me and just watch things with me or play video games together.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 19:57:01 2012 No.9703334 >>9703330 b-baka i w-wish for the s-same

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 19:58:02 2012 No.9703338 >>9703327 a fun one, to be sure. I've been chain smoking and drinking as much as possible recently feels better. nice to have a little luxury, even it if means not affording enough food

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 19:58:02 2012 No.9703339 File: 155 KB, 579x533, 551649831fe2693e871c9e34ae9402b26518b3fc.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I finally finished downloading a bunch of chiptune/8-bit albums.

Anonymous Sun Sep 9 19:58:02 2012 No.9703340

>>9703330

See: >>9702685

You don't actually want friends, at all. You want an idealised version without any of the negatives. Probably simply for the reason of self-validation.

You need to learn to let go of this unrealistic idea, if you want to be happy.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 19:59:01 2012 No.9703344 The one thing that bothered me in NHK was that Satou had short hair.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 20:00:01 2012 No.9703346 >>9703339 Would you mind sharing the links? It's fine if you don't, I am just interested.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 20:00:01 2012 No.9703347 I actually had a chance to change things. But I chose this. I love this way of life and this is who I am.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 20:00:01 2012 No.9703348 File: 39 KB, 339x339, misaki.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9703344

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 20:01:51 2012 No.9703356 >>9703340 But if I had someone to watch anime with I feel like I would be happier. Even if its something I don't like but they do.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 20:01:52 2012 No.9703354 >>9703344 NHK is not even that great, not gonna lie But it just spreads a lot of feels inside me, i think more people know this lamment?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 20:02:51 2012 No.9703359 >>9703344 Why? I cut my own hair up until recently, but I feel like growing it out again now. Also that other NEET character in the series had long hair

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 20:03:51 2012 No.9703365 halp /jp/ im growing slowly into a fat neckbear

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 20:04:51 2012 No.9703369 >>9703354 Its only good because its like looking into a mirror. Normal people wouldn't find it as appealing.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 20:04:52 2012 No.9703372 >>9703356 i...i... wouldn't mind watching anime with you

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 20:04:52 2012 No.9703373 >>9703365 winter is coming up, this is a natural time to prepare for hibernation

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 20:05:52 2012 No.9703379 >>9703356 Then why not join streams?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 20:06:52 2012 No.9703382 >>9703359 He had the long ponytail, which is what I picture most of us look like.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 20:06:52 2012 No.9703383 >>9703354 >feels Fuck off /a/b/v/

Anonymous Sun Sep 9 20:07:52 2012 No.9703386

>>9703356
After a while of spending any length of time with someone, this feeling will disappear. You'll grow to hate them and would rather be alone again. Everything that seemed liked it doesn't matter, like watching anime you don't like with them, will gradually start to irritate you.

>>9703354
I really liked the manga, but I never watched the anime. I imagine it's bad. But the manga definitely had those "feels". All throughout and especially near the end. One of those series that made me feel very melancholy for a long while after finishing it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 20:07:52 2012 No.9703389 >>9703372 I doubt we live close, even the same side of the country.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 20:08:52 2012 No.9703390 >>9703382 I used to actually, but I recently had my hair cut short. Feels so much better.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 20:08:52 2012 No.9703392 File: 10 KB, 596x495, chart.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9703365 Become obsessive over your weight. Make charts. Becoming fat is unacceptable.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 20:09:11 2012 No.9703401 I work and get $70000 AUD after tax per year. I hate anime and just came to this thread to laugh at you pathetic weaboos. Enjoy fapping over imaginary girls lol.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 20:09:11 2012 No.9703403 >>9703386 Youkoso! Hitori Bocchi is quite depressing http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4VN0in4weA

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 20:09:52 2012 No.9703396 >>9703389 You can just get on skype or something and sync up your episodes. That's what I used to do.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 20:09:52 2012 No.9703399 >>9703382 I just started wearing a ponytail recently. I used to just wear hats to move the hair out of my eyes but a pony tail is much easier.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 20:10:15 2012 No.9703408 >>9703396 We could watch together on livestream or something too.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 20:11:15 2012 No.9703410 >>9703403 I cry every time I hear it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 20:18:40 2012 No.9703446 >>9703401 Most of us are probably happier than you, though. Food + internet is basically all we need. Enjoy your material desires and never being able to sate your hunger for consumerist garbage.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 20:19:40 2012 No.9703451 >>9703446 We don't even need that much food.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 20:21:43 2012 No.9703461 >>9703451 I actually require a lot of food to even maintain healthy weight - over 3000kcal. Parents don't seem to understand I'm clearly not over eating, and simply need more food, if I never gain weight, though.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 20:23:43 2012 No.9703471 Since i moved out of my parents basement in my own room seperated from them, i really know what loneliness feels like Atleast they cheered me up a little, everytime i left my basement

Anonymous Sun Sep 9 20:24:43 2012 No.9703477

Went to one of my friend's parties yesterday, thought I might try to socialize, i was slowly becoming normal again anyways

Holy FUCK it was terrible

>get to the party
>people i don't know everywhere
>oh fuck oh fuck
>some drunk guy says hi and leads me to the booze for some fuckin' reason
>i just get a glass of water
>people make fun of me for it
>starting to mentally fall to pieces
>say "i'll go buy some more booze"
>run the FUCK home

never again

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 20:25:43 2012 No.9703480 >>9703477 You must be pretty dumb to put yourself in a situation like that.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 20:26:59 2012 No.9703486 >>9703477 >i just get a glass of water >people make fun of me for it Why are you going on parties where the majority is 14-15 year olds ? Or does this really happen on parties with older people these days? I can't know.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 20:26:59 2012 No.9703490 File: 14 KB, 374x271, 1331506932183.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9703446 Keep telling yourself tha

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 20:28:59 2012 No.9703496 >>9703396 So can we do that some time or something like it?

Anonymous Sun Sep 9 20:28:59 2012 No.9703497

>>9700871
That is the worst idea I only lasted five months doing that, is the same thing, you have get up early shower and go tho some random place and get bored for 4 to 6 hours.
I used to go to the library and thanks to social anxiety I just pick a random book and pretend to read it because I couldnt look at the shelf properly I felt everyone's eyes on me, I also slept in the park and have everyone starring at me for lying in the ground or a chair, the only thing I liked to do was taking random buses and sit there for hours but my butt and legs hurt. I also had terrible headaches And I always needed to cry in public places because I wasnt at home.
He might as well just go to take clases.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 20:28:59 2012 No.9703500 >>9703477 you ought to have at least got drunk are you scared of drinking? it's one of the many pleasures of NEETdom

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 20:30:42 2012 No.9703504 I used to enjoy going on walks and just admiring nature, but there are too many people around. Even I if just go walk the road I have to hide when cars go by because I'm afraid they will see me.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 20:30:42 2012 No.9703505 What really helped me to stay happy is the sunshine i see through my nearly-closed windows early in the morning when the first light comes up

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 20:31:42 2012 No.9703506 >>9703504 do it at night

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 20:32:42 2012 No.9703512 >>9703497 i lasted 3 months doing this in school years ago. but i just stood around outside doing nothing in a secluded spot, or slept on the floor outside. eventually the staff of the school notified my parents. but it was good while it lasted

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 20:32:59 2012 No.9703513 >>9703506 But I like the sunshine.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 20:33:59 2012 No.9703515 >>9703490 Sent :)

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 20:35:59 2012 No.9703521 File: 25 KB, 300x300, vDRZF.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9703477 passing from being a NEET to going into boring douchebag parties. Either you want to become a douchebag 100% normal lifer or you just went full retard.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 20:37:59 2012 No.9703530 >>9703477 >friend >parties Fuck off, normal scum.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 20:39:00 2012 No.9703536 File: 6 KB, 160x184, what.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9703504 You're the first person i read of that is THIS afraid of society, download some books of self esteem, do yoga or something.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 20:41:02 2012 No.9703542 >>9703536 >download some books of self esteem That's a terrible idea.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 20:42:02 2012 No.9703548 >>9703536 don't

Anonymous Sun Sep 9 20:44:02 2012 No.9703558

>>9703542
just the first one that is cheap that i had in mind. If he had money i could've simply tell him "go seeing a psycologist" or "buy a full year membership to the local gym" the last one is said to help a lot improving your self esteem and i was thinking about doing it... guidos included or not.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 20:45:02 2012 No.9703561 >>9703536 I can attest that trying to be self-confident has brought me into more regrettable situations than if i'd just not have tried.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 20:45:02 2012 No.9703564 >>9703536 What would yoga do?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 20:46:20 2012 No.9703569 >>9703558 I never could even imagine myself going outside to even enter a local gym I'm trying to get as much as i can in a single weekly grocery store visit and only leave one week later again

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 20:47:20 2012 No.9703570 >>9703558 >buy a full year membership to the local gym lel

Anonymous Sun Sep 9 20:55:19 2012 No.9703594

>>9703564
not only for concentrating, yoga also helps releasing endorphines, which can help when youre in a stressy situation

>>9703570
>>9703569
many people rely the self-esteem on physical attributes, so he can just try with that or something else, i don't know.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 20:57:20 2012 No.9703611 >>9703594 But its not a physical thing, its all mental.

Anonymous Sun Sep 9 20:59:07 2012 No.9703615
File: 481 KB, 1365x1586, anime_business.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

I hate the companies that create anime.

They depend on socially anxious/ostracized otakus remaining solitary and turning to masturbating to imaginary girls and purchasing copious amounts of figurines, doujins and dakis. They basically profit from our seclusion and loneliness. They also mock the viewer in a subtle fashion in their scripts; it's insulting.

Anonymous Sun Sep 9 21:00:07 2012 No.9703624

>>9703611
that's why i said "rely".

For some people it's helpful a lot to know that you gain muscles or lost weight, im not from /fit/ or something, but since the self esteem is only the "reputation of yourself" then he might respect him a little bit more if he can achieve something hard in real life.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 21:00:07 2012 No.9703626 >>9703615 They don't get money from doujins.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 21:01:07 2012 No.9703634 >>9703626 You're right, my bad.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 21:02:09 2012 No.9703638 Anyone know if taking a bullet to the head will hurt?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 21:02:09 2012 No.9703644 >>9703638 Depends on how you aim the gun. I think you're aren't supposed to put it in your mouth.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 21:04:09 2012 No.9703657 >>9703644 in that way the scalp will just blow away together with the brain. no hurts as the death is practically instant. but be really sure if you want to do it or not. no turning around.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 21:06:09 2012 No.9703665 >>9703644 Mouth is used because it's most likely to sever the part of the spinal cord that causes instant loss of sentience.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 21:08:25 2012 No.9703681 >>9703665 accordingly to the movie "der untergang" hitler states that in that way the scalp just go away. So i don't know you're right? He's right? Either way the pistol in mouth doesnt cause hurtings as far as we can see

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 21:15:43 2012 No.9703715 i think jumping from somewhere very high is the best way. and you get to experience falling like that.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 21:18:43 2012 No.9703725 >>9703715 jump from the golden gate bridge

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 21:19:43 2012 No.9703730 >>9703715 yeah, for what like, 2 seconds i haven't gone out in the past 19 days and im now out of education, employement or training for more than 8 years and im only 24... still i don't want to die

Anonymous Sun Sep 9 21:19:43 2012 No.9703733

I've been staying on a friend's couch for about 3 weeks now. Being a Home NEET was driving me crazy, so I came to visit the town from whence I dropped out. Was just supposed to be a few days but it turned into weeks. Probably going to leave soon because I'm running out of money and have started having panic attacks/feeling out of place.

I was looking forward to using what little money I had left on video games and other useless junk, but instead I wasted it all on a couple weeks of heavy drinking.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 21:23:59 2012 No.9703747 >>9703730 wow, a whole 19 days eh? that's long

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 21:23:59 2012 No.9703750 >>9703730 how old are you and how you maintain yourself?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 21:26:03 2012 No.9703761 Guys, I'm going to work on my backlog tomorrow. No, seriously, I'll actually do it!

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 21:28:03 2012 No.9703765 >>9703750 I eat from the fridge I watch anime I read manga online I shit 1-2 times a day

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 21:29:18 2012 No.9703772 >>9703761 I'm happy i watched today through the whole of Fate/Zero and the remaining episodes of SAO to keep up Makes me feel good he

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 21:31:18 2012 No.9703779 File: 63 KB, 620x349, 14254-620x-jienotub.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9703765 i assume the fridge reloads by itself without having to spend money on food,

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 21:32:00 2012 No.9703786 >>9703779 you can assume that he lives with his parents

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 21:33:00 2012 No.9703796 >>9703786 many just use some bulked up cash from an eredity.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 21:35:00 2012 No.9703801 >>9703779 It certainly did that when I was in university.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 22:09:09 2012 No.9703902 >>9703626 They get publicity from doujins. It's basically free advertising.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 22:19:41 2012 No.9703937 >>9703902 Why buys doujins of random stuff they are not already aware of? That's not how advertisement works.

Anonymous Sun Sep 9 22:23:59 2012 No.9703954

>>9703937
Doujins prolong the shelf life of a product. It keeps people talking about the series. If people stop talking or thinking about a product, it eventually becomes obsolete, or relegated to obscurity with some niche fanbase that would barely make a dent in the market.

Touhou is a good example where the doujins are probably more popular than the games themselves.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 22:31:19 2012 No.9703985 funking it out with Flan http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjATZBvySsU

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 00:17:53 2012 No.9704488 This thread is so perversely fascinating

Anonymous Mon Sep 10 01:36:17 2012 No.9704805

Some contend that piss bottles are simply memetic and that few would ever partake were plastic urine bottle storage discussion not so ubiquitous. And they may be right. But never do I feel so calm as when I fill the bottle. I hold piss bottles in my arms as another might a woman. The warmth of my own essence never fails to remind me that I do indeed exist, comforting me in my darkest moments.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 01:38:17 2012 No.9704814 >>9704805 Do one for shit carpets, please.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 06:10:03 2012 No.9705700 >>9703330 I should print this and hang in a frame or something.

Anonymous Mon Sep 10 11:17:14 2012 No.9706407

>>9703135

Mom worries about me. She wants me to get a job or pass my driver's license test.

Too lazy to get a job and I couldn't stand a chance at customer service related work; hate dealing with other people.

No point in driving if everything I would ever need is within walking distance.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 12:05:14 2012 No.9706534 >>9706407 A driver's license can be handy. A car is basically like a small appartment you can drive around in. I always wanted a small trailer or something like that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 12:15:34 2012 No.9706561 How do I get my parents to give up on me? I've only been a NEET for about 4 months, hikki for 2 and I'm already getting the kick out threats.

Anonymous Mon Sep 10 12:31:17 2012 No.9706611

>>9706561
They need distraction. For me it was my brother getting married and becoming father soon afterwards. So now at least one of ther sons has done *something* in life (he's NEET as well but his wife is a doctor and earns more than enough for them). My parents focus on their grandson, I do some household chores, win-win. Now and then we're still having that "what are you doing with your life" talk, but much more mellow.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 12:34:34 2012 No.9706619 >>9706611 But I have an older brother who's an engineer and a over achieving younger brother, don't see why they won't just let me be.

Anonymous Mon Sep 10 16:52:19 2012 No.9707279

>>9699170

Mowing the lawn for spare cash, aunt forcing me to go into college. In reality, I'm just doing it for the money and programming experience.

Still a NEET at heart. I hope to move in with my GF (who has a job), but she lives like 10 states away.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 17:09:55 2012 No.9707326 If there were a job that required: >no experience >no qualifications >the most basic interview possible >no on job human interaction >nothing but completing a given task, within a time period Would you give up your NEET ways to take it?

Anonymous Mon Sep 10 17:45:16 2012 No.9707419

After surviving a portal attempt last Christmas during exams (train tracks), I got out of hospital, went on medication and got therapy. I ground through my last semester and scraped a honours degree. I came off meds.

A CV I put in one minute before a deadline for an internship got me a 6 week placement. It was really tough to come out of my room into actual work. It helped that it was a small publishing company of just 10 people.

I used my experience editing manga and fanfiction, and my crippling autism to work quickly and efficiently. Scanning 4chan for 16 hours a day means you can process vast quantities of info and sift it for mistakes with ease.

I finished that internship, which was my third unpaid internship, and they offered me a job freelance editing. I can work from home in my hugbox and make €15/hour. As the area is rapidly expanding and professional/niche, there is a lot of work. I'm trying to be self sufficient and escape NEEThood.

Things are not always so bad, /jp/.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 17:52:32 2012 No.9707435 >>9707419 You got lucky with that CV. Had that been rejected, none of that would have happened.

Anonymous Mon Sep 10 17:59:53 2012 No.9707459

>>9707419
>therapy
It costs a lot of money. I am afraid to go outside during the day, talking with a stranger would be torture.

>honors degree
>work quickly and efficiently

Most people here have trouble reading watching anime and reading VNs. Doing actual work is out of question.

>I came off meds.
Meds not causing crippling side effects.

>unpaid internship
Working for free and not hating every single second of your existence.

Anonymous Mon Sep 10 18:05:00 2012 No.9707480

>>9707459

>>I came off meds.
>Meds not causing crippling side effects.

They generally don't work either.

There's the initial negative side effects, then a period of somewhat improved mood, then they stop doing anything.

I've known people take 10 years of using them to actually finally get one that works.

I've been on 3 different types in the past and dropped them all after a few months because they aren't worth the hassle.

The only real way out of chronic depression is to just sit it out until you die, or it goes away.

Anonymous Mon Sep 10 18:23:50 2012 No.9707556

>>9707459

>Most people here have trouble reading watching anime and reading VNs. Doing actual work is out of question.

That's different.

If I am forced to do something, I can do it, but leave me to decide my own actions and I won't bother.

Enjoyment requires more effort than just passively using the internet all day.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 18:28:05 2012 No.9707568 >>9707556 Mental work is more or less impossible for me, even when I am forced to do it. I am just so fucking slow, I keep forgetting what am I doing and my mind always wanders off. Adderral/Ritalin is banned in my country.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 18:32:09 2012 No.9707585 Has anyone tried ADD medicine? I feel like it would help.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 18:43:29 2012 No.9707619 >>9707585 I've heard it is addictive, so you'll be even less productive, unless you keep taking it. It also doesn't control what you're focused on, so you might end up spending all your time on something worthless.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 18:46:46 2012 No.9707628 >>9707619 Like browsing 4chan?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 18:47:46 2012 No.9707630 >>9707619 It's not addictive as long as you are sticking to the regular dosage.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 19:05:57 2012 No.9707688 >>9707628 More likely an MMO, or something.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 19:06:00 2012 No.9707693 Has anyone tried gold farming?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 19:08:00 2012 No.9707698 >>9707693 I think TF2 hat economy is more profitable, these days.

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