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9684580 No.9684580[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

Patchy has 4 arms!

>> No.9684582

It's actually an afterimage since her arms are intended to be moving very quickly. It's not always easy to portray in a drawing.

>> No.9684599

>>9684582
Afterimages with mass?

>> No.9684638

fucking cunt go fucking fuck yourself in the arse you idiot its her arms flainging back and forth dipshit saged and reported

>> No.9684736
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Has science gone too far?

>> No.9684741
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>>9684736

>> No.9684742
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>>9684736

>> No.9684743

>>9684736
Nice.
Epic.
I like it.

>> No.9684793

>>9684580
Still trying new shitty magics to try to overthrow Alice as the best magician and puppeteer. You really have no shame.

>> No.9684804

>>9684793
>Alice

Who?

>> No.9684808

>>9684804
Some blonde, useless bitch apparently that pretends that she's stronger than she really is because "that's not even her final form".

>> No.9684841

Mortal combat with Patchouli!

>> No.9684854
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Hwoa.

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>> No.9684870
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>>9684860
Dynamic Patchy!

>> No.9684874
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Patchy has hips!

>> No.9684879

>>9684854
I can see her feet!

>> No.9684887
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>>9684879
Well, turn around.

>> No.9684892

I don't understand why people sometimes talk as if she is a good person. Doesn't she have a rather nasty personality, and isn't she part of the villainous Remilia's coterie?

>> No.9684899

>>9684892
How is Remilia villainous? If you're gonna throw bombs you'd better have something to back it up with.

>> No.9684895

>>9684854
Such lewd and succulent feet.

>> No.9684901
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>>9684892
Nonsense. What makes you say such things?

>> No.9684902

>>9684887
...But I can't stop looking at them!

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>>9684902
>>9684895
Then you'll have to leave. Patchy doesn't like people staring lustfully at her feet.

>> No.9684917

Must be awfully pathetic, to fall down so low you camwhore yourself in imageboards.

>> No.9684924
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>>9684917
What are you even talking about now?

>> No.9684923

>>9684917
Are you implying that Patchouli is the OP of this thread?

>> No.9684929
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My god, look at that dress. Classiness incarnate.

>> No.9684932

>>9684924
Stop playing coy. Everyone knows you're a failure. Remi's not bringing you along to parties because she's embarassed.

>> No.9684934
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>> No.9684939

>>9684934
If you don't want us to stare at her feet, stop showing them off!

>> No.9684940

>>9684923
She probably is. The most obnoxious self-poster I've seen on /jp/ is Teto though.

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>>9684932
>>9684932
Wonderful timing.

>> No.9684945

Oh, good, I was just thinking we needed another patchouli image dump thread, because 3 just isn't enough.

>> No.9684946

>>9684899
>How is Remilia villainous?

For one, she lives in a villa.

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>>9684939
Hey now, she just woke up.

>> No.9684952

>>9684946
A mansion isn't a villa

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>>9684945
I don't think you know what an image dump is.

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>>9684946

>> No.9684961

>>9684950
I JUST got the black-white pillow. Subtle.

>> No.9684963
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>> No.9684973

>>9684963
Now you're just teasing us...

>> No.9684975

>>9684952
It can be

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>>9684902
P-Pervert!

>> No.9684990
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"Have you heard about the mage of the scarlet devil mansion?"
"The scarlet devil mansion has a mage?!"
"Yeah, I was impressed too. She's a youkai who spends her life lazing around her library."
"Really?"
"Yeah, she hardly ever moves. She smelled like mold, too. The head maid was visibly upset that I found out about the library's little secret. Moreso than when I ran into Remilia's younger sister! She looked... Ashamed!"
"Is she any goos as a mage, though?"
"Not really. She managed to put together a cool light show for me and called those threatening attacks. I beat her without breaking a sweat. That's when she told me she is so anemic she can't even recite her spells."
"What?! How can a youkai let itself fall so ill?! She lives in a mansion! She has servants!"
"I know, right? She is even weaker than a normal human."
"Dear me! Poor thing! I almost feel sorry for her! She attacked my dear Marisa, though, so I'm really not."
"Alice!! Don't talk like that! You make me feel embarassed!"
"I never tire of seeing rowdy tawdry Marisa all fluttery!"
"Stop that!! Hahahahaha!"
"Hahahahaha!"

>> No.9685000

>>9684990
Fucking homos.
There's also a typo.

>> No.9685028
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>>9684973
From her face it looks like you just walked into her room unannounced.
What, is she going to have to wear socks when she's alone now, just to avoid stuff like this?

>> No.9685036

>>9685028
Yes, a girl should never have her feet exposed, unless she wants a man to see them...

>> No.9685043
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>>9685036
But even in her own room? That's completely unreasonable.

>> No.9685047

>>9685043
Is it now? I just saw her feet. I wouldn't have if she had been wearing socks!

>> No.9685057
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>>9685047
Well maybe if you hadn't just barged into her room, which YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO DO, then she'd have been able to slip on some socks or something.

>> No.9685059
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"Goodness gracious! Princess! You just missed the most hilarious thing!"
"What is it, Eirin? Come on! Stop laughing and spill it out!"
"I just got the whole scarlet devil mansion in my consultation room!"
"Really? What about it?"
"Oh, you should've seen their state! They had rashes all over their bodies! The chinese girl's skin was more red than her skin! And that maid... Oh, that maid! I can never call her elegant ever again in my life! Serves right! She and her master, for stopping our plans!"
"That sounds awfully serious, Eirin! Don't you think you're being too cruel?"
"Oh, that isn't what is funny! There was another one with them!"
"You mean the head of the house's younger sister?"
"Oh no, I already knew about that one. I mean, someone else. At first I thought it was some drifter they picked off the streets, dressed in a purple bag and a ragged, dirty cap! But no! It was their mage!"
"Really? What about her?"
"She was doing some weird research, all locked up in her library. She was trying some spell related to botany, it seems."
"So? Was she the cause of the whole fungus thing?"
"Oh, certainly not! She didn't even seem to have enough magical ability to even stay afloat!"
"Then? Then? Why were they all with fungus and rashes?"
"You won't believe it, Princess...!"

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>>9685059
"Come on! Stop laughing! Don't beat around the bush! Just go ahead and say it!"
"The mage...! The mage! She didn't bathe or move in so long, her body became the perfect environment for a various number of organisms, including this fungus!"
"What?! Gross!!"
"It's not just that! The fungus spread across their whole library! The whole mansion is just a bomb waiting to explode! It turns out the fungys fed off a little of the mage's blood. This was enough to turn it into a youkai itself. The head maid told me herself the Hakurei miko was taking case of the mansion! The fungus itself has become a far more successful youkai in a week than it's host in centuries!"
"Oh! Oh! No way! There's no way that's true!"
"See?! I told you, you wouldn't believe me! But that's not the end of it?!"
"Hahahahaha! There's more?!"
"At the end of the check-up, after all was said and done...! After all was said and done! Remilia herself paid me extra and said "let's keep this amongst ourselves."
"Hahahaha! Is she crazy?! Everyone probably already knows the mansion has been taken over by a fungus!"
"That's sort of what I replied! But then she said -No, not that... I mean her...- And then she pointed in the mage's direction!!"
"HAHAHAHAHA! THAT'S RICH! THAT'S RICH, EIRIN! YOU JUST MADE MY WHOLE WEEK! HAHAHAHA!"
"GHAHAHAHAHAHAH! I KNOW, RIGHT?"
"Man! I'd be embarassed too if I had as weak an associate!"

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>> No.9685080

>>9685061
Wow that was really mean. Nobody would say something that cruel.
meSquintingMyEyesSoIDontCry.jpg

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"Wait... You want to bring THAT to the party?!"
"Please! D-don't be so intolerant! You give everyone a chance! The gap youkai, the death god... Even the--"
"Remilia, you know I enjoy your company, but what you're asking me is too much."
"B-but you even let my younger sister attend these parties!"
"Your sister might be a dangerous one to deal with, but she doesn't make my whole shrine stink of rotten cabbages!"
"Hey, Reimu! There's no need to be so--"
"Oh, shush it Marisa! Just look at her! There with her book, pretending to be above everyone else when she can't even recite a campfire spell properly! You're a human and you beat her both in strength and magic!"
"Patche is a... Well... She w-was once a good friend of mine. I really don't know what's gotten into her over the past couple centuries... She's completely let herself go."
"I may be a miko but I'm no therapist. And I'm certainly not taking in people who don't want to be here and who are certainly not welcome. At least give her a bath!"
"B-but... *sniff* Reimuu..."
"Sorry Remilia, but that's how it goes. Sometimes you just have to deal with your problems on your own."
"O-okay... I'll go take Patche back home... I don't-- I don't think I'll be attending this party."
"Hey! At least leave the wine here."
"Y-yes..."

>> No.9685111

>>9685096
AGAIN WITH THE EXPOSED FEET!!!!!!!!!

>> No.9685122

>>9685066
Why is Patchy so sweaty?

>> No.9685139
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>>9685122
Bedroom sports

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>>9685108
>>9685061
>>9685059
>>9684990
Stop bullying Patchouli this instant

>> No.9685184

>>9685152
That's not bullying at all. They are just records of incidents involving Patchouli.

>> No.9685196

Was Patchouli originally a human being?

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>>9685196
no

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>>9685196
No, she's a genuine witch.

>>9685047
People like you are the reason why Patchouli's room is secret.

>> No.9685210

>>9685196
That would imply she was ever successful at anything.

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>>9685059
>The chinese girl's skin was more red than her skin!
>skin than her skin!

Moon logic.

>> No.9685225

>>9685219
Eirin lost herself through all the laughter.

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>>9685184
Yeah, no. You're just making stuff up.
Are you a tengu, by any chance? It would explain a lot if you were.

>> No.9685273

>>9685260
What are you talking about? I didn't post any of that. I can tell they are fact, though. They provide detailed, authentic descriptions of Patchouli Knowledge. A mage who will never be as good as Alice Margatroid.

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>>9685273
Tell me why I should believe you.

>> No.9685291

>>9685281
It's not in me who you must believe. You must believe in the records!

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>>9685291
Maybe I should.
Cite them.

>> No.9685574

>>9684990
>"That's when she told me she is so anemic she can't even recite her spells."
>"What?! How can a youkai let itself fall so ill?! She lives in a mansion! She has servants!"

You know, that really is a good point. How does her condition make sense? Is she just bad at life?

>> No.9685580

>>9685574
Patchy just doesn't give a fuck.

>> No.9685592

>>9685574
Even a youkai can have bad health if she lets things go for as long as Patchy has.

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