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9680381 No.9680381 [Reply] [Original]

Were you expecting a magical girl who can transform?

It's just me, Patchouli. Sorry...

>> No.9680394

What are you reading?

>> No.9680396

I approve this thread

>> No.9680402

How To Sexually Please Your Man

>> No.9680426

Patchy Patchina Patchouli

>> No.9680429

Fuck off with your stupid, shoehorned lewdness. It doesn't belong here.

>> No.9680449


You're the reason /jp/ is the best board. I mean that unironically.

>> No.9680458
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Someone's a prude little NEET girl!

>> No.9680463
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Exactly. No shoehorning. There's no way that Patchouli would be reading a book like that, since everybody knows that she's Remilia's concubine.

>> No.9680466

Roleplaying is against the rules

>> No.9680472

You like hip-hop, yes?

>> No.9680487
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It's okay, Patchy.

I love you just the way you are.

>> No.9680496
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Why is it so cute when girls hold their breasts like that?

>> No.9680510
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Patchouli-chan can transform though

>> No.9680550

what happend?

>> No.9680542

I will never forgive you.

>> No.9680564

for what?

>> No.9680577
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I wouldn't want you to transform anyway, Patchy. You're already wonderful the way you are.

>> No.9680584

I came here expecting a magical girl who can transform. Instead I got Patchoulli. Unforgivable. Absolutely unforgivable!

>> No.9680585


Ima go ahead and second that.

>> No.9680591
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Well, fine, she'll throw something together. Just wait a minute.

>> No.9680593

And of all possible magic users it just had to be Patchoulli! It's like she made it on purpose to annoy me. And then she has the nerve no shyly apologise! What a horrible person! Next time avoid the apologetic attention whoring instead of wasting my time!

>> No.9680604
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...here, how's this? She doesn't look weird, does she?

>> No.9680598

Careful how you're talking to my favorite touhou, bitch nerd.

>> No.9680602

I'm waiting. Do not disappoint me.

>> No.9680621

You call that a transformation?! You're just messing around with color. Are you even a real magical user or are you just an asthmatic bookworm? Or is this your lame attempt at stealing the title "seven-colored magician"? Newsflash, miss: you're missing a couple of colors! Or has the lack of vitamin A kicked in so strong you can't even tell red from blue anymore? What a failure. Please don't associate yourself with other magicians anymore.

>> No.9680630

Alright, this is it you faggot. *sticks dick up anons' ear*

>> No.9680637
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Imagine supporting Patchy's head with one hand, and holding her inhaler in the other while she uses it.

>> No.9680640
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But...that doesn't make any sense! They can't transform either!

>> No.9680645

Zettai Yuru-Sanae

>> No.9680657

What about her eyes?
Magician transformations don't have to be all big and flashy. Any hedgemage can turn into a cat or something, but I'd be none of their unimaginative transformations have the power that Patchy's fancy form has here.

>> No.9680666

Patchy is the second most bully-able Touhou.

>> No.9680670

Just because you can't transform doesn't mean other, better (read: all other) magicians can't. Have you reflected about your reason to live yet? You're a youkai who is weaker than humans. On top of that, your magicianship sucks, even though you spent centuries locked in a library. Perhaps the library is full of crappy manga and not real books about magic. Who knows? Then you spend your days whoring for attention on imageboards, trying to capitalize on the sudden rise in popularity of "cute" girls in the west. Do you even research magic anymore? Or do you hide under the excuse that Marisa just so conveniently swipes the exact books you're using for your research (a mathemathical impossibility, considering the size of your library) so that you don't have to do any work? Must be nice, living in a house with a pathetic excuse for a demon (goes along with her master well: a pathetic excuse for a mage) serving you, along with a far more skilled human(!) who mastered the art of time and space manipulation while being best friends with a powerful vampire who happens to have a sister just as poerful. Do you even try anymore? Spamming mukyuu mukyuu on the internet while posing in that bag you call a dress will only take you so far.

>> No.9680678
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That's enough.

>> No.9680679

Who's first?

It's the softest

>> No.9680681
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It isn't bullying when she deserves it. I, for one, have gotten sick of her attitude.

>> No.9680682

Who else but Youmu?

>> No.9680683

What about fondling her chest, and feeling her fluttering heart beat?

>> No.9680687

Alice is canonically a bitch.

>> No.9680688

What are you gonna do besides leering at me? Make another hair rainbow? Or are you going to be a coward like usual and send your cronies to do a job you can't perform?

>> No.9680689

Please don't bully Patchy.

>> No.9680691
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You shut up. Don't you talk shit about Patchouli, her magic, or especially her familiar.

>> No.9680692

Just look at her. How can you honestly say you do not want to make her cry? She looks so soft and fragile.

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Bring it, cunt.

>> No.9680697
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Wait a moment and see.

>> No.9680698


>> No.9680699

Please condense your Patchouli threads.

>> No.9680703

Please SMC, dude.

>> No.9680702

Oats and Squatchouli.

>> No.9680705
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She is not. Alice is the most talented magician in the world. She is also an expert at puppetry and she is extremely kind, never using her full power so that she can have a fair match. Not only that, she is also quite the looker. I bet she has a couple dozen suitors lining up in front of her house, ready to shower her with riches, for the mere reward of seeing her smile. A smile as pure as the smiles she gets from children, when she puts on puppet shows.

>> No.9680706

I'm not a bully, so I don't like making people cry.
And please don't start a whole tirade about how it's her fault for being so abusable or some other sort of bullshit.

>> No.9680710

But it is her fault. It is completely her fault. I cannot help what she does. Her entire appearance practically begs you to bully her.

>> No.9680712

"It's her fault that I raped her, she dressed too scantily."

>> No.9680713

What did I just fucking say?

>> No.9680714

That was not a whole tirade though.

>> No.9680715

Nice leering. I notice you're just making blue light now. Has your mana depleted from making so many colors early?

It's not bullying. I'm setting her straight. She should also learn to share her library. Not just let herself get stolen by the girl she has a crush on (yet does nothing to make anything of it. Maybe because she knows she has no change. Ugly, weak, a failure as a magician... I would quit before I even tried, too)

>> No.9680716

It's like leaving $10000 sitting on the dashboard of your unlocked car. You don't deserve to get stolen from, but you're making it pretty damn hard to resist. In that same sense, Patchouli is really bringing this on herself by being so bullyable.

>> No.9680717

Yes, and?

>> No.9680718
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Patchy's gonna get fat...

>> No.9680719

How about we all stop replying to bullies?

>> No.9680721
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آه، انها كانت طويلة جدا.
إذا كان هذا لا اشباع لك، وسوف الإنسان، لا شيء.

>> No.9680724

HELL yeah

>> No.9680726

You asked someone to start a tirade about how it's her fault by inviting it.

You know, in a way you're proving that you're wrong. The reason people started the tirade is because you invited it. The reason people bully her is because she invited it?

Of course, I really doubt humans can bully her...

>> No.9680728

you secondaries do realize you'd probably end up dead if you tried to bully Patchy right?

>> No.9680730

Oh. That is really something. Look at me I am so scared.

Not really. Wasting your time making a golem to your likeness when you don't even know where I live? The golem would fall apart on the journey here. Not that it won't turn to dust any second, now. My puppe-- you can't sustain anything stronger than gas. You rotten, putrid, rude excuse for a woman!

>> No.9680731

Why does anything think I can be killed?

>> No.9680736
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>Why does anything think I can be killed?

>> No.9680737

Well...he was going to anyway, just like always. I can at least try.

>> No.9680741

Pffft, I can't be killed. That bullshit about alternate universes confirms it. Sure I can die billions of times but not in my continuity!

>> No.9680742

I applaud your effort.

>> No.9680746

Alice really is a bitch.

>> No.9680748


you shut the fuck up right now bitch.

>> No.9680750
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ya know the names hippy perfume right. just had to say that made me laugh.

>> No.9680751

Alice is no such vulgarity. She is a sweet, talented, charming young lady.

>> No.9680753

Secondary as hell.

>> No.9680759

I'm not a secondary, I know what I'm talking about. I wish I was as good a person as Alice. So successful and gifted. And hard-working, too!

>> No.9680807

what anime is this from?

>> No.9680894


Is this you?

>> No.9681016

my little reddit

>> No.9681020
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I've got a gun, bitch.

>> No.9681135
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She can do it if she tries!

>> No.9681415
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That was very good.
Doesn't suit Patchy very well, though. I can't imagine her running around doing magical girl stuff.

>> No.9681418


So do I! *grabs dick*

>> No.9681627

I hope you're not implying Patchy is a fatass.

>> No.9681689
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Of course not. She's not some thin, fit bombshell, but she's not outright fat.

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Pachy makes my penis so hard. I just want to cuddle her :3

>> No.9682654

It's one or the other, lewd-kun.

>> No.9682718
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Im sure she's fine with both.