/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

>going to movies alone
>at home I get my mom to pack me spaghetti in a 2-liter bottle
>put it in my fanny pack
>decide to take the bus
>i ask the bus driver where the bus is going, he says something I don't understand
>I say "e-excuse me?"
>he says something and I still don't understand it
>I get on the bus anyway
>Bus takes me through the blackest of all ghettos
>a bunch of black people get on the bus, hooting and throwing their arms and fingers into various contortions
>I clutch my fanny pack and look away
>the walk past me and one says "LOOK AT DIS FAT WYTE MUTHAFUCKA, GOTS A RUG ON HIS NECK NIGGA WAT IS UP WIT DAT"
>I turn my entire body away and start shaking
>"AW SHIT WE SEEIN SUM CRACK BACK HEAH"
>my pants are exposing my butt
>the black people take out a boom box and start playing "WOOP THERE IT IS" and start dancing around my buttcrack in some sort of tribal ritual
>"LEMME SEE SUM MORE OF DAT"
>I awkwardly pull down my pants more
>"WOOP DERE IT IS" 'YOOOOO I BE LIKIN DIS!' they variously exclaim
>the bus finally stops at the movie theatre
>I take out a marker and draw a face on my butt, and then walk off the bus with my hands
>all of them follow me with their boom box, playing "WOOP THERE IT IS" on repeat
>I hand-walk inside and the security guard stops me, saying that I need to leave because I am being indecent
>this enrages my black followers and they start attacking and eating the guard
>everyone starts screaming
>i nervously take out my spaghetti bottle and try to open it
>the pressure launches it as a bottle rocket into the cashier, killing her
>i realize I had a crush on her
>start crying uncontrollably and my exposed face-butt starts sputtering shit
>everyone suddenly turns to me in a roar of laughter
>go home alone

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[Anonymous No.]

who are you quoting?

[Anonymous No.]

>Talk to a female classmate about different subjects
>Become curious and ask her about /jp/
>She says "Hey Cheerno circle 9 baka baka!"
>You give her this look
>You say "Please don't tell me you actually bump those threads..."
>She seems embarrassed and laughs it off while saying "I'm only kidding around"
>You know she wasn't and you try to test her
>You say "japanese bird"
>She bursts out saying "IT'S NOT SPAGHETTI! IT'S PENNE!"
>You give her this look again
>She seems very VERY ashamed of herself
>You can tell by her pussy armpit beginning to smell
It smells like blueberry which means she is in fear
>Her pussy armpit seems to be growing too

[Anonymous No.]

who are you quoting

[Anonymous No.]

>>9677096
Replied because I love you Alice!

[Anonymous No.]

I laughed, but now I hate you because I'm jealous because you're slightly humorous.