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9674518 No.9674518[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

Please stop being so naughty /jp/ it isn't good for your health.

>> No.9674542

You wanna get raped, kid?

>> No.9674546

Daily masturbation helps prevent prostate cancer.

>> No.9674551

Are you going to get iPhone 5 too?

>> No.9674552

>>9674546
I'll massage your prostate.

>> No.9677257

S-stop making me think all these lewd thoughts...

>> No.9679480 [DELETED] 

/jp/ wants to be lewd no matter what

>> No.9679491

I can't stop fapping. It's hard.

>> No.9679501

>>9674546
I masturbate 10+ times a day,, is this good or will there be major consequences eventually?

>> No.9679507

>>9679501
too little
at least 25+ reps of 3

>> No.9679511

>>9679501
enjoy your liver problems

>> No.9679533

who wwants to have /jp/ sex with me. gay

>> No.9679570

>>9679533
I do!

>> No.9679578

>>9679533
Only if you let me worship your feet

>> No.9679588

Masturbation is only a habit for me now. I don't feel shit anymore. It's terrible.

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>>9679588
I feel the same way, the good thing is I can make myself come pretty quick if it becomes bothersome.

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>> No.9679691

>>9679685
What the fuck is that?

>> No.9679697

>>9679691
Miku poops strawberry ice cream

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9679711

you should purge all lewd thoughts from your mind jp

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>>9679711
Don't tell me what to do, ban-evader.

>> No.9679727

>>9679711
If I do that I won't ever be thinking anything and I will die.

>> No.9679737

>>9679711
You should purge all thoughts of evading your ban.

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>>9679691

>> No.9679743

>>9679739
Oh, a donut. I thought that was frosting and sprinkles from a cookie.

>> No.9679750

>>9674518
YOU'RE NOT REAL
ANIME IS NOT REAL
THEREFORE YOU CANT MARRY ANYONE

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>>9679750
>anime

>> No.9679813

masturbation is very healthy

>> No.9679826

>>9679750
Miku is the most kawaiiest animeen evr X3 .3.

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>>9674518
Implying anyone would want to be Kagashit's husband. Look at the pathetic homemaking/waifu stat. Divorce assured. Her sister on the other hand...

>> No.9684238

>>9679750
Nothing's real!

>> No.9684321

all the tripfriends are getting pruned for ban evasion. First it was ZUNbar, now Dontbullymeormyfriends-chan. Very sad indeed.

>> No.9684367

The medications I take make me horny and I can't help but to fap all the time. I really wish I could stop.

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>>9684321
I'm going to miss meormy-chan.

>> No.9684391

>>9684321
Good. Less shit and mindless idiots following them on the board the better.

>> No.9684395

>>9684391
Edgy

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