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Anonymous Tue Jul 8 03:00:22 2008 No.967006 [Reply] [Original]

You can have sex with Patchouli anytime you want

BUT

You can never eat any kind of cheese ever again.

What do you do?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 8 03:00:10 2008 No.967009 I'm allergic to dairy products. FUCK YEAR

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 8 03:01:51 2008 No.967012 No way, I fukken love cheese.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 8 03:02:21 2008 No.967019 Fuck cheese, Fuck her!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 8 03:02:55 2008 No.967022 The only thing I eat is pizza, so I would starve to death. This sucks.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 8 03:03:00 2008 No.967034 ...man that's actually kind of rough. Cheese tastes fucking awesome. But I did just have two dreams in a row about marrying Patchy, so I think it's a sign.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 8 03:03:18 2008 No.967035 thank god for lactose intolerance

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 8 03:03:42 2008 No.967031 Yes but will she bring me emotional closure?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 8 03:03:56 2008 No.967033 Does this include melted cheese? What about pizza? Lasagna?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 8 03:04:02 2008 No.967040 >>967031 Not really. You're basically her sexfriend.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 8 03:04:22 2008 No.967036 >>967033 He said all kinds.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 8 03:04:22 2008 No.967037 ... this is a harder choice than I thought it would be

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 8 03:04:22 2008 No.967038 Patchy looks silly in that picture. But I fucking love cheese! ＼(゜∀゜)／

>>	Ikubi Aikus Tue Jul 8 03:05:09 2008 No.967048 No pizza...or cheeseburgers...but I get patchy. Oh well time to go healthy

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 8 03:05:09 2008 No.967049 ITT: Fat fucks.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 8 03:05:11 2008 No.967044 File: 10 KB, 100x100, 1215486311364.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] not even smoked cheese?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 8 03:06:21 2008 No.967057 >>967049 eating cheese means you are fat never knew that

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 8 03:06:46 2008 No.967054 Fuck Patchouli until the headboard splinters. Buy a new headboard. Repeat.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 8 03:06:50 2008 No.967055 File: 186 KB, 800x776, 1215486410163.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 8 03:07:32 2008 No.967058 >>967049 You're a skinny nerd without a girlfriend. Keep trying to make yourself feel better, though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 8 03:07:52 2008 No.967061 I eat largely vegetarian because I'm too lazy to cook meat.... I think I can do without cheese.

E-mouse !LNaFATMuso Tue Jul 8 03:09:31 2008 No.967072
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Sounds like a fair trade. I'm not big on cheese. Losing pizza would be an inconvenience, though.

Unless you mean dairy products in their entirety... I like my milk and ice cream.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 8 03:09:42 2008 No.967071 >>967006 since I won't be eating any more of the lifetime supply of cheese I won when I was 12, can I give her nightly cheese enemas?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 8 03:09:57 2008 No.967075 >>967057 ಠ_ಠ

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 8 03:10:15 2008 No.967077 I can do without cheese.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 8 03:10:25 2008 No.967079 Awesome, I don't really eat cheese too much anyway. I'll miss canollis though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 8 03:12:54 2008 No.967092 >>967058 so by the confidence compelled by your words, you're a fat fuck with a girlfriend. congrats normalfatty.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 8 03:14:28 2008 No.967109 Sadly, I can't break up with cheese. I love it too much. I might for Keine....

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 8 03:14:38 2008 No.967114 >>967072 if it was no dairy in general that means no patchy breast milk too.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 8 03:14:44 2008 No.967112 Anything but cheese!

>>	None !KYON.wwv9s Tue Jul 8 03:15:05 2008 No.967120 >>967006 Source for that dakimakura?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 8 03:16:50 2008 No.967121 You can have sex with Patchouli anytime you want BUT You can never eat any kind of junk food ever again. What do you do?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 8 03:17:04 2008 No.967125 >>967121 Assuming by junk food you also mean CHEETOS! It all comes full circle. Still no.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 8 03:17:12 2008 No.967129 >>967121 I need to start eating more healthily anyway.

>>	Ikubi Aikus Tue Jul 8 03:18:34 2008 No.967131 >>967121 what no cookies?! Fuck that!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 8 03:18:58 2008 No.967135 >>967131 Yeah, not being able to eat Patchy's blood cookies would be horrible.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 8 03:19:07 2008 No.967139 I've never liked cheese so yeah.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 8 03:19:39 2008 No.967138 Cheese? fuck it, who gives a shit. Hard mode: No bacon

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 8 03:22:29 2008 No.967146 Do human milk and it's derivitive products count as dairy?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 8 03:22:37 2008 No.967148 >>967138 Lunatic Modo: No sustenance of any kind.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 8 03:22:42 2008 No.967150 cheese or unlimited patchysex? answer's obvious.

>>	Patchouli Knowledge Tue Jul 8 03:23:19 2008 No.967153 >>967138 Lunatic Mode: Nothing but water.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 8 03:27:03 2008 No.967173 >>967129 Patchy is unhealthy, will you eat her?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 8 03:28:33 2008 No.967174 >>967173 FFFFFFFFFFFFF

>>	Ikubi Aikus Tue Jul 8 03:28:41 2008 No.967175 >>967153 For me it be no tea or alcoholic beverage and it would have to be with Reisen

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 8 03:29:46 2008 No.967177 >>967173 I'd eat her out.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 8 03:33:00 2008 No.967190 >>967146 Oh wow, someone has actually made human cheese before.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 8 03:35:08 2008 No.967196 >>967190 I have a lactation fetish and even I DO NOT WANT.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 8 03:35:08 2008 No.967197 >>76365646 THIS!

>>	Dark Saber !!Q91UCZy6uN6 Tue Jul 8 03:36:41 2008 No.967203 >>967190 http://www.indrani.net/index.php?q=2006/03/breast_milk_cheese

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 8 03:36:41 2008 No.967208 >>967190 >>967196 Hmmm... Human butter.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 8 03:38:45 2008 No.967217 Fuck Patchouli, go Yukkuripatchouli.

>>	Adjutant‮TACELBAT‪‪‪‬‪‬ !FUX4cHAN.6 Tue Jul 8 03:44:16 2008 No.967247 File: 697 KB, 780x865, 1215488656029.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Fuck your cheese.

>>	Anon of Neo-Russia Tue Jul 8 03:46:17 2008 No.967257 Maybe If I had to choose either a life's supply of cheese or Patchy then it would be fair game.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 8 03:51:15 2008 No.967274 Patchy is a fat whore. I'm not even a big fan of cheese but I'll go with the not-Patchy option.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 8 03:51:42 2008 No.967276 File: 50 KB, 556x647, 1215489102549.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I've done alright without cheese so far... so yes. yes I would.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 8 03:52:00 2008 No.967281 >>967277 Yeah. Eww tits.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 8 03:52:14 2008 No.967277 >>967203 Wow, why would someone post that they tried to make cheese out of their own breast milk on their blog? That's kind of gross.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 8 03:54:41 2008 No.967294 >>967281 Tits as nothing to do with it. Eating cheese made out of your own breast milk sounds like the equivalent of eating your own semen.

>>	Anon of Neo-Russia Tue Jul 8 03:55:12 2008 No.967301 >>967294 Milk + Semen = pancakes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 8 03:56:38 2008 No.967303 >>967294 Oh boy, here we go. Talk about the wrong place....

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 8 03:57:58 2008 No.967310 >>967006 I don't like cheese anyway, so give me Patchy

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 8 04:05:55 2008 No.967343 >>967257 I always wondered what they meant by these "life's supply of" prizes. Some guy will deliver the said thing to you every time you ask for it?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 8 04:06:00 2008 No.967349 But what about Patchy's milk?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 8 04:07:21 2008 No.967356 >>967343 It's usually like you get a box of whatever once a month.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 8 04:07:38 2008 No.967353 >>967276 I see her vagina.

>>	Remilia Scarlet !cDHwwwva1A Tue Jul 8 04:09:10 2008 No.967361 >>967353 You meant vulva.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 8 04:09:10 2008 No.967362 >>967360 Make me, LOL

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 8 04:09:24 2008 No.967360 >>967353 Quit complaining.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 8 04:11:54 2008 No.967369 Most of us are still virgins. Given the choice we'd probably give up whole food groups.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 8 04:16:25 2008 No.967390 >>967121 This sounds like a good deal. Nobody needs to eat that stuff anyway.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 8 13:19:21 2008 No.968745 I would give up energy drinks for sex with patchy, as long as coffee doesn't count as an energy drink.

>>	Anonymous of Finlandia Tue Jul 8 13:27:27 2008 No.968760 I'll eat the cheese from her crotch, there's plenty of it there

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 8 13:29:07 2008 No.968762 File: 110 KB, 600x613, 1215523747552.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

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