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9665503 No.9665503[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

Can we get a little bants thread going?

True Englishmen only please

>> No.9665509

But it's 00:31

>> No.9665510

I read little bants as kittie brats

This has been happening to me a lot recently

Oh, I'm not an Englishman, so sorry for posting in your thread

>> No.9665514 [DELETED] 

Go away, filthy Muslim.

>> No.9665523
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>> No.9665518

Got to love how Negi is a sheep shagger.

>> No.9665532

a wa wiv wor m8 jonny n he gans u wot m8 and am all ew wot ya talkin aboot lyk and hes all y i man so am all wor aye
shy bairns dinnit get nowt, u knar wot a mean

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There is a sad lack of Touhou pictures featuring the Union Jack. This one's nice though.

>> No.9665564

My laptop had a broken screen, so I left it in a computer repair shop for 2 days, so I had no computer to use in bed at night. So I played Dragon Quest VI on my DS instead. I actually like how they localised all the dialogue into your stereotype Yorkshire/Newcastle accents, I think it's funny.

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DEUTSCHLAND!

>> No.9667049

>>9666972
OHH SHIT IT'S RUMIA

>> No.9667057

>>9666972
This one time when I was 9 I saw a world map which show country names in their native languages. I was confused because I couldn't find Germany, while Netherlands appeared much larger than I'd thought.

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LIEBE!

>> No.9669445

Ayup, saw ew wiss you missis on the town and was like 'awh, shes fooken minging' and then I got back to reaming your mum. #lad

>> No.9669497

>>9669445
Jolly good story chap!

>> No.9669499
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You Cannot Grasp The True Form

>> No.9669516

Is it true that in America you have to pay to receive texts? And that people microwave water for their tea?

>> No.9669531

I'm from the UK and I don't know who or what 'bants' is. Artist?

>> No.9669545

>>9669531
I think he meant to type "banter" (or "banta" to be hip) and made a typo.

Otherwise, you don't need to obfuscate your lingo, OP. Americans don't know what banter is.

>> No.9669560

>>9669545

Banter is more of a Northern thing, down south we prefer a 'chat'.

>> No.9669576

>>9669560
You will banter and you will like it, you southern twat.

>> No.9669601

Oh god, this is an entire thread of shitposts.
I'm from the UK, and for anyone who is not and needs this explaining to them - the word 'banter' has recently become popular amongst teen boys/young men in the UK, and anyone who now says it thinking they're cool is a stupid fucking twat.

>> No.9669608

>>9669560
Southerners just can't handle the bants cause you're easily offended softies.

>> No.9669616

>>9669445
>>9665532
I feel ashamed that I can discipher these.

>> No.9669623

>>9669601
> recently

Where the fuck do you live? My grandfather used the word all the time, in World War II and when he worked in the pits. I learned the word from him.

Are you calling my grandfather a liar?

>> No.9669629

So is "bants" the cool new word for "banter"? Like when people spell craic "crack" or crack "craic"?

>> No.9669665

>>9669623
Did the intervening generation use it? Younger people will frequently start terminology from decades again because it's cool or authentic.

>> No.9669691

>>9669623
Yes. The subtext of my post was specifically aimed at personally exposing your grandfather as a filthy liar, didn't you get that?
You're right, the word has been in usage for years and years, but my post was clearly directed at the large amount of young middle class people who never used to use it who now vomit it out at least once an hour, because it's somehow now hip.

>> No.9669728

>>9669665
Well, I'm no linguist, but people I've spoken to from just about every generation use it. I live up north though, so maybe it's unpopular or just a fad down south.

>>9669691
Well, where I live it's a genuinely useful word, so there's no hipness about it. I can't think of any other words that carry the same connotations as "banter" ("conversation" and "chat" don't mean quite the same thing).

>> No.9669944

I'm English but I don't really have any British friends except a few people I talk to online, two of which are from school.

I feel like I never really integrated into this country so I ended up moving to Japan. I don't know what I am anymore.

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>> No.9669952

I'm reading this whole thread with a British accent in my head, it makes me feel really bad.

>> No.9669983

>>9669950
Based on this image, I'm in love with Komichi.

>> No.9669996

>>9669601
Banter's a British thing, it's been around for ages and is basically talking shit about people to their face and calling it banter so they won't get mad.

Are there any Taiko drum games in England?

>> No.9673607

epic

>> No.9673636

Get the hell out, crooks. This is /jp/, not /int/, and anyway the English are a bunch of weasels. Go die with your head up your ass about it, the world has moved on from when you faggots were relevant as anything but frauds, and you were always parasites even back when you were actually "great."

>> No.9673730

>>9673636
As if being a parasite is a bad thing. You think all of Rome's creations were Roman?

At least we're gentlemanly enough to give the Indians credit for their wonderful food.

>> No.9673799

>>9673730
You don't copy, you take or simply ruin.

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A European bullied me once.

>> No.9673804

>>9673800
I'd bully you with my dick.

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