/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

ordering my first onahole, anything I should know?

[Anonymous No.]

How many songs does that hold?

[Anonymous No.]

lube inside

a bit of lube on your dick

[Anonymous No.]

Customs people are going to look at it. They're mildly curious but really don't give a fuck otherwise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9662071
If it's just a tenga then there's no cause for worry, it'll pass all the time.
Actually, it might get held up for tax reasons.
Well yeah, customs might stop it (any onahole) if they think the tax isn't right.

[Anonymous No.]

Why would you care if customs looked at your onahole? It's not like they know who you are.

Captcha: ronri" rsubwo

[Anonymous No.]

>>9662091
It's still hazukashii

[Anonymous No.]

Are these tengo things single-use only?

just wondering.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9662071
>>9662082
orders on amazon go through customs? that's news to me

[Anonymous No.]

>Masturbation thread
Finally.
These are the only reason I come on /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

She'll bite your dick off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9662756
Almost died when I say that pic

[Anonymous No.]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fr1EPQllLOo

If it's not one that can open up, you can clean it like that.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

what the hell are these buttons for?

[Anonymous No.]

If you are going to order a Tenga Flip Hole, buy some lube while you are at it. Those little sample bottles that come with it won't last long.

I recommend Mild as it tends to last longer than Real. Wild is pretty nice too but perhaps somewhat watery.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9663410
Why would you import lube? ID Glide's 9.5 oz was $10 with shipping and easily lasts for a year.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9663421
I'm pretty sure you can buy Tenga products from domestic resellers. I bought mine from Spain (I live in a EU country) so no customs official laid their hand on my artificial vaginney.

[Anonymous No.]

How often do you need to replace these?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9663367
Middle one squeezes air out. Top and bottom one apply pressure to the points making it tighter in those areas.

>>9663410
I also prefer Real or Wild but Mild lasts much much longer because it's so gooey while the other ones are much more liquid.

>>9663443
Officially they last around 50 times but I think that they just have to give a number because of safety laws or something. In reality they last much longer. And even if they did only last 50 times, that's quite some time, considering you won't be using it every time you masturbate anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

That looks kind of like a karaoke machine I saw once.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9663489
>considering you won't be using it every time you masturbate anyway
Why not?

Again, I've never had one so forgive my ignorance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9663691
Well it's kind of a hassle sometimes.

[Anonymous No.]

The idea of masturbating with a device like this is depressing for some reason

[Anonymous No.]

>>9663696
This is only a problem if you don't live alone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9663732
Huh? No. I mean it's kind of a hassle getting the thing out, lubing up, jacking off and then having to wash the thing and preferably also your dick, depending on how messy the whole thing was. Just getting your dick out and cumming into a tissue is much easier and faster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9663738
Hassle means something is not worth the time to do. Which means your time is limited, this would only apply if you do not live alone and have a limited amount of time to masturbate.
The time to use an ona is certainly worth the time of before and after, unless you are time limited and it becomes not an option.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9663749
Or you're just plain lazy like me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9663749
it's not about having the time
sometimes you're too tired or dont want to deal with washing it and just want to rub one out

[Anonymous No.]

>>9663773
Normal cumming feels good too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9663764
I don't understand. Isnt the point to feel good not to just cum?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9663773
maybe you need to work on your masturbation technique if it doesnt feel good

[Anonymous No.]

>>9663775
The ona certainly feels better otherwise you would not have one so I do not see the point of not using it since it feels better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9663738
How that is easier and faster?

Opening tenga and putting lube takes like 15 seconds. Put dick in and fap time x. Take dick off and wash it, it takes like 30 seconds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9663793
But it's fucking effort you autistic fuck. Sometimes it's not worth that effort or you're too lazy or whatever the fuck else. Holy shit, is this so difficult to grasp?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9663797
You have a detachable dick? Awesome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9663793
>The ona certainly feels better otherwise you would not have one
it feels different, not better
sounds like you're just bad at masturbating

[Anonymous No.]

>>9663814
Yes. Yes I do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9663799
Please don't bully.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9663837
``Please'' fuck off with your epic forced ``meme''.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9663854
Please stop using memequotes.

[Mediator No.]

What is that, a speaker or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9663874
bend over and ill show you

[Anonymous No.]

My love doll hole is falling apart.
And by that, I mean the pouch where dick / onahole goes. It ripped up it.

I previously opened up the ass and filled it with old clothes to give it a more solid body.
But then it ripped further.
Oh god why.

Anyone know of a good place to buy latex sheets and a good way to weld the plastics together?
I'd rather not go about buying a whole new doll if it can be repaired easily.
Was also thinking of giving it a penis that squirts. That bit is done besides slotting it in somewhere.
The things I do to you, Aki.

[Anonymous No.]

My dream is to have another person use an onahole on me then use it on themselves with my cum still in it.

[Anonymous No.]

/jp/ meetup

[Anonymous No.]

>>9667993
What about the other way around?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9667993

Setting your dreams somewhat low, aren't you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9668004

If they're clean I'd have no objections.

>>9668006

My sexual fantasies really are pretty vanilla.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9667993
I've always wondered what it would be like for a loli to use an onahole to masturbate me. A few weeks ago there was a discussion as to whether or not there would be a way to go about this legally, and it was concluded that it would be "least damaging" if she were blindfolded and had no idea what she were doing. The thing is, I think with those rules applied it would make the whole situation much more erotic than if she were able to watch in the first place. With the blindfold she'd definitely get curious as to what was causing the squishing noises and why the onahole violently jerked in her hands while she heard whimpers and a sigh. I can't really imagine what she'd do without the blindfold. There wouldn't be much for her to see, that's for sure. Sure, the twitching and sighing would still be there, but she'd know why they happened.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9668027
>whimpers and a sigh
>Making noises while fapping
You a girl, son?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9668041
YES

[Anonymous No.]

>>9668045
sorry i can't control myself....

[Anonymous No.]

>>9668041
>>9668045

I thought I was the only one. It's really not that hot or appealing when you're an overweight 6'1 23yr old.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9662045

If you're buying a tenga then you better not have a big dick (in which case you'll need a tenga because no real woman will ever fuck you)

I bought a flip hope and couldn't close it with my larger than average junk inside it. Had to throw it straight in the trash

[Anonymous No.]

>>9668074
* flip hole

also the tenga cups are cool but i could only fit half my dick inside

[Anonymous No.]

>>9668074
What do you mean you couldn't close it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9668056
>can't help but make cute moaning and whimpering sounds when masturbating.

Now this is pretty hot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9668074
If you couldn't close it you could still bind it shut with tape or elastic bands or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9668041
You don't make any noise when you use an onahole?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9663724
I feel this way too, even using your own hands is pathetic.

What you can't just go out and get a girl to do it for you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9668080

it's a flip hole??? it flips open and every time i tried to put my penis in the thing just opened up

i even tried using my vice like grip to keep it shut but then there was just no way my cock was going in. it's designed for tiny japanese cocks and cannot accommodate a real man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9668102
Even (married) normals masturbate all the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9668102
The only reason that normals require girls is because they don't have onaholes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9668104
So basically, you're too fucking stupid to figure out how rubber bands work and your excuse is "MUH DICK"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9668104
I bet you even bought the black one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9668152

whoa dude so i put the rubber bands on to keep it shut and then MUH DICK still can't fit inside because the space is about 1-2" too small

nice logic, virgin

[Anonymous No.]

>>9668166

ps i am sorry you are jealous of my above average length and thick, solid girth

[Anonymous No.]

>>9668174
It's not my fault I want your big fat dick in my ass. I can be your onahole~

[Anonymous No.]

>>9668104
I think you're doing it wrong. Or you're not using lube. My dick is 16cm and has decent girth and I feel like there's plenty of room left, especially around the tip. Getting it in takes a little bit but that's nothing a little lube can't fix.

[Anonymous No.]

For those of us who are social enough to go outside, and brave enough to pay for bitches: how does this thing compare to the 3D experience?
So, how would you rate onahole/10, 3D/10 and 3D in cosplay/10?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9668494

I was about to ask if that was real but then I remembered Japan is a place of wonders we can only imagine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9668494
Quite frankly, none of these get over 2.5/10.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9668494
Gotta pick better 3D girls though.
Plus if you are looking for a whore, they are quite expensive.
Not worth it because it's not like you are going to last more than 30 seconds

[Anonymous No.]

>>9662045
You have to be careful while cleaning them. It's hard to get down inside. Use a tool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9673536
My fingers don't have any trouble reaching the end of mine. It kind of scrunches up.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh my, the possibilities!!
vstroker.com

[Anonymous No.]

>>9674466
It doesn't appear to respect my freedoms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9668523
Does it really matter how good they look?
As long as they smell like a female and have a warm hole what's the issue?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9674568
I can also smell nice and I have a warm hole ;)

[Anonymous No.]

>>9674568
so why arent you out there fucking fat 3D bitches?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9674596
I wish...

[Anonymous No.]

>>9674596
Not the person you're talking to, but fat people carry an odor. I know this because my sister weighs in about 300 pounds. Whenever she takes a shower in the same house it produces a gag-worthy stench, too. S-sometimes when she's snoring I can see flies crawling around in her mouth and when I wake her up she closes her mouth and I see her swallow them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9674702
The odor is from the food they eat, and if they're fat, they eat a lot of horrible food, so the stench is not only bad, but strong.
Like when you eat lots of garlic, but replace it with when you eat lots of shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9674702

[Anonymous No.]

>>9674702
Actually I'm fat because I have a thyroid condition.

Every woman ever. No I won't stop misusing spoilers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9674725
That is actually a legit reason. I've had hypothyroidism and it "made me fat". When it switched to hyperthyroidism, I lost 30lbs within half a year. Now I'm back to slight hypothyroidism but I'm keeping my weight.

In any case, fuck off with your spoilers you degenerate /a/b/v/-trash.

[Amber Otaku No.]

>>9674733

Average weight people with hypothyroidism don't exist.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>9674748
I used to take 50µg euthyrox back when I was fat (5'10, ~165lbs). When it switches over I can't remember how much I took of the other stuff but I think it was 10mg. Now I'm back on 25µg euthyrox and I weigh 130lbs.

[Anonymous No.]

Listen up, fats. It doesn't matter what your fatgland produces. You maintain weight if you eat as much as you burn. You lose weight if you eat less, and gain weight if you eat more. Some conditions may make it easier to gain weight, but the point is, you're fat because you overfeed. Stop blaming your fatbladder.

Honest people are trying to masturbate here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9674785
That's some serious bullshit. Some people have such fucked up metabolisms that they gain weight "on air". They eat fucking nothing and they still gain weight because their body can't deal with the things they eat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9674792

[Anonymous No.]

>>9674792
we should breed those people and use them as energy sources

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conservation_of_energy

[Anonymous No.]

>>9674792

No that's bullshit.

Even if you have hypothyroidism, it's still your fault that you're fat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9674792
This is what Americans actually believe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9674792
>it's magic I ain't gotta explain shit.

Americans confirmed as supernatual powerhouses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9674792
>That's some serious bullshit. Some people have such fucked up metabolisms that they gain weight "on air". They eat fucking nothing and they still gain weight because their body can't deal with the things they eat.

You are crazy if you believe this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9668104
What the HELL are you on about? You are supposed to seal the whole thing shut with the plastic casing (seen on the left).

Your stupid made me take a photo of a goddamn onahole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9674805
>>9674814
>>9674838
>>9674841
I'm >>9674733 and according to your /fit/-logic I magically lost 35lbs because I didn't change anything about my diet. Surely that was not my thyroid or anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9674862
seeing as you just eat air, it wasnt that magical

[Anonymous No.]

>>9674862

No one said it wouldn't be harder for you to lose weight due to your thyroid issue asshole.

We just said it's still your fault for being fat, even if you have hypothyroidism

[Anonymous No.]

>>9674862
Thyroid problems are real but too many people use them as an excuse for being a fatass.

If you know you have such condition, you should be taking your goddamn medication and getting slim.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9674872
With hypothyroidism I was fat and when it went hyper I suddenly lost weight. I sure wonder who's at fault here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9674877

You;re not understanding something, no one here claimed that thyroid problems don't effect the difficulty/ease of losing or gaining weight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9674877
it might be easier for you to gain weight, than for other people
but it's still your fault for eating too much, fatty

[Anonymous No.]

>>9674880
I just get really pissed off when people start waving that calories in = calories out bullshit. No one really knows how many calories they burn a day unless they're zealous /fit/tards, especially not if they have genetic conditions that hinder their metabolism.

>>9674890
Epic logic you edgy as hell fucktard. If you have a fucked up metabolism you could eat your two tomatoes and three apples a day and still get fat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9674897
>If you have a fucked up metabolism you could eat your two tomatoes and three apples a day and still get fat.
that's wrong, you retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>9674907
It's an exaggeration but the core is not wrong. You could eat 1000kcal a day and still grow fat if your body can't process it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9674907
Have you seen how fat starving african children can get?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9674918
That's a different problem though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9674912
Thus you need to eat less than your body processes. It's not that hard.

Sure, it might be unfair not being able to eat a whole bag of chips a day (I'm not even being ironic here) but there are a lot more serious disorders people just have to ``deal with''.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9674923
lel ikr 500kcal a day who gives a fuck, that faggot will just have to deal with amirite

edgy as HELL

[Anonymous No.]

>>9674928
lelelelelelel it's not my fault i'm fat, i have a thyroid problem, so the laws of physics dont apply to me lelelel XD edgy lel

[Anonymous No.]

>>9674858
That only works if you have a small penis, I can't fit in those either. Waste of money.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9674928
Well, obviously you don't need any more than that. Where's the problem?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9674949
That's like telling a guy with an amputated foot that it's his fault for not becoming a paralympics athlete.

>>9674953
calories needed != calories processed

[Anonymous No.]

>>9674952
Just how large is your dick anyway? Mine is 16cm and I fit in just fine with a little bit of lube and I feel like there's plenty of space left upwards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9674956
>calories needed != calories processed
That makes no bloody sense. Are you telling your body creates energy out of thin air?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9674964
>Are you telling your body creates energy out of thin air?
that's exactly what he said earlier:
>Some people have such fucked up metabolisms that they gain weight "on air"

[Anonymous No.]

>>9674964
You can't power up? What kind of noob are you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9674961
It's not the length but the girth, even trying to close it with the dick inside is painfully tight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9674970
Either you have the dick of an elephant or you're just flat out retarded/lying/whatever else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9674972
Why would I lie on an anonymous forum? If you can use it, good for you. But I bought one and I can't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9674702
I'm not even fat and this happens. Is it really because of diet? Because I pretty much eat what I do because it's the cheapest food possible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9675202
That's just what you think. Premade garbage isn't cheap at all actually.

[Anonymous No.]

But how can you be the little girl if youre fat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9675206
Instant ramen for 30 cents isn't cheap?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9675233
It's cheap, there's just cheaper to be had.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9675233
Not for the nutritional value it offers (none). Also I think bean or rice gives you more for the money, if you buy it in bulk that is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9675240
Grains is better. Buy animal grain in bulk, it's safe for humans to eat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9675233
not if it's only 60 grams
that's 5 bux for 1kg

[Anonymous No.]

I've tried rice but for some reason I just get hungry again after eating it. Ramen doesn't give me that issue usually, just eat a bag and you're good to go.

>>9675254
It's about caloric value, not weight. One bag of Top Ramen is ~400 calories and costs less than a quarter at most places.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9675345
a quarter's worth of rice would give you about 1000kcal

[Anonymous No.]

>>9674858

Where's the cum?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9683517
Your mom ate it.

[Anonymous No.]

Hilarious listening to fatties trying to make excuses for being fat.

All these "people" (term used loosely) who get fat "on air" are usually chomping down on chips and soda. Or making "salads" swimming in mayo and sugar

[Anonymous No.]

>>9685487
>>>/fit/