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>Be at bookstore, browsing through the manga section as usual
>See cute Asian girl, probably Japanese
>Want to talk, not sure how to approach her
>Decide it'd be funny to play a joke
>Look at her all analytical like I'm L and wrap my arm around her and tell her she looks like a kawaii nihonloli (in those exact words, assuming that if she doesn't get it she'll probably just laugh it off nervously, if she does, fuck yeah we'll have something to talk about)
>Instead she throws a fucking fit, entire store staring at us
>White guy and his buddy come out of nowhere, push me off her and start yelling at me
>Get called a rapist and a fucking creep
>Tell the one who assaulted me first to piss off and that it's none of their business
>Guy punches me and claims to be her boyfriend
>I get kicked out of the store, now I'm banned
>Nobody bats an eyelash at the fact that I was fucking assaulted
>mfw

What the fuck? I didn't even do anything. Is this really what our rape-paranoid society is like? I can't even make a little lulz without being attacked and accused of rape/molestation? Fuck women.

>> No.9661039

WHO
THE
FUCK
ARE
YOU
QUOTING

>> No.9661032

where's that part about spaghetti

>> No.9661033

I just dont understand /jp/ I should have just stayed home.

>> No.9661034
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9661034

>Talk to a female classmate about different subjects
>Become curious and ask her about /jp/
>She says "Hey Cheerno circle 9 baka baka!"
>You give her this look
>You say "Please don't tell me you actually bump those threads..."
>She seems embarrassed and laughs it off while saying "I'm only kidding around"
>You know she wasn't and you try to test her
>You say "japanese bird"
>She bursts out saying "IT'S NOT SPAGHETTI! IT'S PENNE!"
>You give her this look again
>She seems very VERY ashamed of herself
>You can tell by her pussy armpit beginning to smell
>It smells like blueberry which means she is in fear
>Her pussy armpit seems to be growing too

>> No.9661035

tg;dr

>> No.9661038

You know what would make a better thread? Post this on a feminist forum, and we'll all watch the replies.

>> No.9661049

>>9661034
epic, fucking EPIC

>> No.9661056

>Approach a female
>Do something unfitting for the scenario
>Bad things happen
>Takes me by surprise
>Don't know how to end this epic story
>Spaghetti falls out my pockets

>> No.9661067

>>9661034
TL note: pene means penis in Spanish

>> No.9661073

>On 2012 4chan
>"HERP DERP GREENTEXT STORY LOL SPAGHETTI TWIST ENDING AMIRITE"
>Decide to time travel to 2005 4chan
>"HERP DERP WAPANESE TITS PENIS TEENAGERS TEH REI AND THEN YO HOME TO BEL-AIR"
>mfw

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