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So I got one of these the other day.....

>> No.9652610

Neat. How much does it old?

>> No.9652609

a pen drive? cool m8

>> No.9652616

someone named Japan sent it to you?

>> No.9652617

So was it because you were actually out of the house? Or was it because you were too scared to answer the door in case it was neo-/jp/ here to make you suck their dicks?

>> No.9652619
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>>9652605
I had to go to the post office and pick it up. It was pretty scary.

>> No.9652635

>>9652619
Should have just scheduled a redelivery online dude.

>> No.9652641
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>>9652617
I was asleep.

Here's a closeup. Looks like computer parts.

>> No.9652646

>>9652641

Why are you ordering computer parts direct from Japan? Are you building a PC-98 or something?

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>>9652635
Didn't want my parents to open it.


That's a lot of customs documents.

>> No.9652655
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9652655

Here we go!

>> No.9652659

>>9652646
That'd be cool. I hope it's that.

>> No.9652660

I must admit, this is the most exciting unboxing thread i've read (not that I've read many...)

>> No.9652665

Hurry and post the god damn sex toy already, OP.

>> No.9652666
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9652666

Uh oh. Looks like customs went though it. ;_;

>> No.9652669

>>9652666

Oh dear, they know a pervert lives in the U.S., woe is them.

>> No.9652674
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>>9652665
Fine...

It's bigger than expected! Actual computer parts for comparison.

>> No.9652677

cool

epic

i like it

>> No.9652679

>>9652666
Customs everywhere open parcels. I was surprised when when opened my package before I got there to pick it up.

The old customs lady said it contained 'toys'. Kinda relieved they regarded the contents as one.

>> No.9652681

>>9652674
Well, at least you didn't get in trouble for it being loli like a lot of people think you can.

>> No.9652684

>>9652674
2 onaholes? What a nasty anon

>> No.9652685

>>9652684
He's going to NTR one of them.

>> No.9652688
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>>9652666
>>9652669
You've had customs go through stuff in the US?

I've ordered stuff before and never had customs go through them, but I just ordered a bunch of C82 stuff and some things up for scanning are loli.
I thought our post offices never bothered with that shit.
Hope nothing happens...

>> No.9652691

>>9652688
You'll be fine. I got your back.

>> No.9652694
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9652694

Looks like I got the special edition one, even though I didn't order it.

That's it, unless anyone wants me to take more pictures.

>> No.9652699

>>9652674
If customs had found that where I live I would be hauled off to jail.

Fuck you Canada.

>> No.9652702

>>9652674
why would anyone buy a hdd from Japan? just to cover up the onahole?
that is just dumb.

>> No.9652703

>>9652674
Those things looks so awkward and... just bad in general. It feels like I'd be too distracted by that to feel any pleasure.

>>9652688
It really depends on how lazy/strict the customs people are. If they feel like it, they can tear through it and deny it's entry and send it back to the sender. If you're lucky, they'll be too lazy to even open the box and they'll just let it pass.

>> No.9652709

>>9652702
It's a broken harddrive I had on my desk. Just as size comparison.

>> No.9652710

>>9652702
It's a 250gb drive, It probably doesn't even work.

>> No.9652718

>Sender's name: Japan

Also put the rope on it and take a photo.

>> No.9652721

>>9652718
And really dig that rope into that little fake loli vagina.

>> No.9652748

im jealous unironically OP. i wish i could get a fake loli vagina.

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>>9652721
>>9652718
I tried my best, it's not easy to get on.

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>>9652721
From another angle

>> No.9652763

>>9652688
Someone told me they weren't legally allowed to break the black plastic that EN-NLS puts over their stuff, but apparently they do even if it's illegal. They just tear a Anato small hole though, you can only see a little of the front of the box. The fronts usually look like a figure box (what the packages have been labeled as for me) to the average Joe, so after the small tear, they move on.

>> No.9652765
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>>9652758
>>9652760

>> No.9652772

>>9652760

So do you stick you in that, or do you stick that in you?

>> No.9652783

>>9652772
yes

>> No.9652787

>>9652760
wow. how does it feel for a little girl to be inside you?

>> No.9652795

>>9652763
In most places customs has a right to search mail. Unless you got your novelty item in a diplomatic bag, customs can search. Especially if it is mislabelled.

99% of the time they'll be searching for drugs btw.

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9652831

can't imagine faces on the customs guys

>> No.9652860

take a picture with your dick in it

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>>9652860
Maybe tomorrow. I'm off to bed.
I rinsed off all the gunk that was on it before.

Anyways ITT, onahole general.

>> No.9652965

They're mainly watching for drugs and weapons (including laser pointers).

This might look suspicious, but not in the dangerous way that they're on the lookout for.

>> No.9652978

>>9652694
>Looks like I got the special edition one, even though I didn't order it.
i thought it was sold out a long time ago, lucky you

>> No.9653038

>>9652605
>Sender's Name: Japan

>> No.9653085

>>9653038
That slip was filled out by the delivery person. It may have been the name in kanji.

>> No.9653183

>>9652921
Delicious flat chest

>> No.9653195

>>9653085
>not putting nipnong chipchong
Shit tier delivery person.

>> No.9653196

Okay, I just got paid for my shitty part time job, and instead of getting P4G SE I think i'll get an onahole. Any suggestions?

>> No.9653210

>>9653196
Seven.

>> No.9653212

>>9653196
http://archive.foolz.us/jp/thread/9585399/#9594689

>> No.9653216

What about tenga flipholes? Are they good?

>> No.9653222

>>9653212
Don't use that archive.

>> No.9653225

>>9653222

"Boo-hoo, it doesn't support my stupid ASCII/Japanese character pictures." - You.

>> No.9653229

>>9653225
Please do not project.

>> No.9653236

>>9653229
Please do not give directions without reasoning.

>> No.9653258

>>9653229
How about I project my dick into your ass?

>> No.9653267
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9653267

My application for bare minimum living costs went through today. Now I can finally order onaholes.

The tsurupeta looks and sounds very tempting, but I heard that the stimulation is too extreme for everyday use, so I'm thinking of ordering that and something with a little less stimulation and more durability. The onahole fairy has a 9 in durability rating on onaho.net, and it looks less intimidating, and I love the fantasy of using a fairy as an onahole. Anyone have some experience with this or other onahole with similar inside design?

>> No.9653271

Where do you even buy these things for a decent price?

>> No.9653274

>>9653271
http://en-nls.com/
Is still by far the cheapest, with the most bang for your buck.

>> No.9653277

>>9653216
Good entry level onahole.
You'll be able to buy them easily in North America.

>> No.9653299
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9653299

why dont you guys just save your headaches and order from amazon

>> No.9653324

>>9653277
"entry level"?

what do you professionals use?

>> No.9653327

>>9653324

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsgDY8ZiCJI

Flip-hole apparently.

>> No.9653341

>>9653324
Succubus or Lilith

>> No.9653342

>>9653327
I already have the flip hole. Its way too loose.

And I have the black version.

>> No.9653357

>>9653299
I'm so confused.

>> No.9653389

>>9653342
I also have it, and it's also so huge and encased with hard plastic that it's really not all that much fun.
I basically just use my regular onaholes instead of that thing.

>> No.9653404

>>9653389
I just use my hand. $70 out the window.

Really temped to buy one of those ful sized ones. But I don't know where I can hide 20lbs of pussy and ass though.

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Just got this today. It looks real classy and I can probably leave it out all the time.

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>>9654277
Fine print.

>> No.9654290

>>9654285
"bitte night benultzen."

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>>9654285

>> No.9654303

>>9652641
>24B Moons
lol

>> No.9654313

WHy do people see it so strange that Japan was put as the sender?

Every single time I've ever had one of those left that's what's marked. When I order blocks of wood from finland, and I do several times a month every month, it's always marked as Finland for the sender. Same with tea imported from china.

It's like you lot have never missed a package from out of country before.

>> No.9654316

>>9654313
>When I order blocks of wood from finland, and I do several times a month every month, it's always marked as Finland for the sender. Same with tea imported from china.
You import wood from Finland? Interesting. Why?

>> No.9654318

>>9654316
I don't have to answer to you.
What and american does in their own home is their business.

>> No.9654322

>>9654318
Are you a terrorist?

>> No.9654332

>>9654322
he makes wooden dildos and sells them on ebay, just search "woody"

>> No.9654335

>>9654318
building wooden bombs?

>> No.9654397

>>9654318
Why not American or Canadian wood?

>> No.9654416

>>9654397
It's all about the quality of the grain.

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Is this normal? The top slight tear I noticed before I used it for the first time(2 days ago). The bottom one I noticed today. It's a kana twin tales, and it's not much larger than my penis.

>> No.9654436

>>9654432
>not much larger
You must have a tiny penis. In any case, that's what you get for buying into /jp/ propaganda.

>> No.9654438

>Is this normal?
>Masturbating with a replica of a child's anus
Yes, very normal.

>> No.9654440

>>9654438
I know right. Better take a real child's anus.

>> No.9654443

>>9654440
Are we really going there?

>> No.9654447

>>9654277
The wave one looks more interesting, I dont see how random divots will feel good

>> No.9654454

>>9654432
my kana is torn the same way too, they are pretty weak

>> No.9654472

>>9654436
I was talking about width. The ona is 2.5" wide while my penis is 2" wide.
>>9654438
It's a replica of a child's vagina, baka.
>>9654454
Okay, thanks. How long have you had it? Has the tearing gotten any worse or stayed like it is? I really hope it just stays like it is.

>> No.9654490

>>9654472
it was a couple days after i got it, but the tearing might have been caused by me turning the onahole inside out to dry it
been using another onahole since then

>> No.9654500

Woah wait, you can only use the flip-hole about 50 times? That makes me reconsider buying one. Im sure you can use it more than they say, but has anybody here used it past 50 times without it turning to crap and smelling horrible etc?

They also said you can only use the tenga egg once, but I got 4 uses out of it before it became deformed, ripped and smelly.

>> No.9654505

>>9654500
I think that's just a legal thing.

>> No.9654515

>>9654500
My tenga black is up to around 300 uses, and still going strong and I fucking mutilate that thing just to get about half of me into it.

I hear the whites breaks down easier, but probably don't require as much abuse just to fit your dick inside.
I don't know what the people complaining about earlier in this thread were talking about, saying that flipholes are too big. If you're even remotely close to average, you'll have bruteforce your way into the thing.

But they do last, the 3Ds don't though. 50 uses seems about right to me on those.

>> No.9654528

>>9654515
Do you not use lube or something?

>> No.9654534

>>9654528
That would be impossible, Jim.
You'd castrate yourself long before penetration would ever happen.

>> No.9654554

>>9654515
I was talking about the size of the whole thing, not the interior/tightness

>> No.9654579

>>9654554
Ah, gotcha. It is kinda bulky.
Personally I prefer that to the yukkuri look of most other ona holes though. Luckily the cups are much more reasonable in that aspect.

To that end, I really wish they'd put out a version of the deepthroat one made for long term use.

>> No.9654586

>>9654515

As said here and other places, the tenga black is supposed to be quite tight apparently. Im not unterested in tightness at all so I might go for the white one instead. Im about 5.8inches so not too big. I quite liked the looseness of the tenga egg.

>> No.9654615

Did you know these things are made of plastics that cause cancer upon repeated contact with the skin?

Just thought you'd like to know.

>> No.9654640

>>9654586
>As said here and other places, the tenga black is supposed to be quite tight apparently. Im not unterested in tightness at all so I might go for the white one instead.

Just to clear that up, I did know this going in. I didn't know the extent of it, and really only bring it up so people can get a better idea of what they're in for. After all, just saying "tight" doesn't tell you a whole lot.

>Im about 5.8inches so not too big. I quite liked the looseness of the tenga egg.
Well, you should fit to the hilt well enough, but the issue is rather one of girth. It's seemingly designed around a large polish man's index finger rather than a phallus.

By the way, anyone get around to trying to red or silver ones now that they've been out awhile? What'd you think about them, if so?

>> No.9654661

>>9654615

[citation needed]

>> No.9654682

>>9654285
>50 times

>> No.9654745

>>9654661
I saw it on a TV show (a pornstar came talk about it). Can't give you more than that.

>> No.9654766

>>9654745
If there's any truth to it at all, it was probably just about those shitty things made in the US, like flesh lights and all that.

It's a big enough industry in Japan where there has to be some over sight.

>> No.9654810

>>9654745
>I saw it on a TV show (a pornstar came talk about it)
that's a real reliable source there, buddy

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