/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Okay, well I now know that I have no interest in men and I can be classified as heterosexual asshole.

>Be absolutely desperate for sexual contact
>Find an advert on craigslist about a guy who wants to suck a dick.
>Email for a little bit and chicken out a few times
>He emails me during my masturbation session on /gif/
>Decide fuck it and go for it considering I am pretty horny right now
>I am met buy a 5'9" unshaven scrawny dude with a rose tat on his arm and greasy hair.
>Already in to deep so I tell him to be quiet and follow me
>I take him to an empty house I have the keys to
>We enter and he looks at me expectantly
>I say "Alright, lets get to this" and drop my trousers and underwear
>He looks at my dick and then at me
>"What; do you want a ribbon on the thing?"
>He drops down to his knees and begins sucking my flaccid dick
>He manages to get me to a semi all the while I am trying to ignore the brush of his facial hair on my genitalia and imagining a hot ex girlfriend.
>After about 15 minutes of him sucking and tugging my dick I just feel disgusted with myself.
>Tell him to stop, he does and looks at me.
>I turn away and wipe off the residue saliva from my dick and balls with nearby towel
>He looks at me again with big puppy dogs eyes and asks how was it.
>I say he can show himself out.
>He looks disappointed picks up his coat and leaves.
>I come home and have a shower.
>Check my emails and he has sent me a message about how he wanted a big load
>Tell him that it was terrible and never to contact me again.
>He calls me an asshole.

Never again, /jp/. If I want sexual gratification I will just hire an escort. I would rather pay 120 pounds for an hour of decent sex than a free blowjob from some greasy unshaven faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

What a loser.

I bet I'd be great at sucking dick.

[Anonymous No.]

No, you're definitely still gay.

[Anonymous No.]

You should have found someone feminine, or at least told him he would have to shave, wear a wig and cross dress.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9652187
Are you cute

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>9652203
I am very cute, plus I would shave before doing it.

[Anonymous No.]

>escort

YMMV, but for me I've tried several and it's usually a waste of money.
Except for this one freaky bitch. Blonde, big tits, and loved to deepthroat <3

[Anonymous No.]

What does semen taste like?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to hire an escort.
Not for sex or anything, just for company.
I'll take her to a nice place, a fancy diner, and a romantic evening.
And at the end of the day, I'll smile and wave goodbye.
In the end, she probably wouldn't be able to fathom why I didn't use her for sex after such an ordeal.
But the truth is, I was using her. Her body would be the representation of the vessel of my waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9652218
How deep can you go?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9652258
I wonder what the original pic looked like.

The world may never know....

[Anonymous No.]

>>9652258
How big are you?
Chances are, I can take it all.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm pretty sure I can suck dick the best on /jp/, I've been sucking dicks since I was 7 after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9652175
Shitpost with someone else's waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9652329

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>>9652329
Tell me more.

[Anonymous No.]

What the hell do you think that this is, fucking fairy land? pulling on your wee wees like a pack of fucking fruits?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9652414
What

[Anonymous No.]

>>9652307
Between 6 and 7 inches depending on how you look in a maid outfit. How badly do you want it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9652283
you mean this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9652450
Oh yes.

I am surprised.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9652428
Really bad ;_;