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>Brushing my teeth before bed
>Asshole starts to really itch
>Scratch it and try to ignore it
>Gets worse
>Decide to wipe my ass
>Still loads of shit up there that was causing the itching
>Smell the paper like a dirty fucker before I flush it

28 years old and I still can't even wipe my own ass properly

>> No.9652157
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9652157

Kuroko isn't 28 years old.

>> No.9652153
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9652153

Typical European.

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9652160

I get disappointed when I scratch my asshole and it doesn't smell like poo.

>> No.9652166

I know the HELL out of that feel.

>> No.9652174
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>tfw your asshole leaks sometimes and even if you cleaned your ass before an hour later it starts itching and is covered by a thin layer of shitwater

>> No.9652191

>>9652166
Stop using HELL, I have exclusive rights to it.

>> No.9652195

>>9652174
What is your ass leaking exactly?

>> No.9652205

That's why, dont make you asshole too loose, Onii-chan

>> No.9652206

>>9652195
He's a sodomite probably.

>> No.9652207

>>9652174


>asshole leak

okay

>> No.9652221

>>9652174
>Anal seepage
Lay off the potato chips

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