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[Anonymous No.]

So as of today at 5:13 p.m. EST I am now 30 years old.

I have achieved wizard status.

What should I do with my new found wizard powers?

[Anonymous No.]

there is a special place for people like you

[Anonymous No.]

Use your magical powers to persuade a woman to get laid.

[Anonymous No.]

Happy Birthday :3

[Anonymous No.]

What type did you become? Hopefully it's better than that last dude who became a citrusmancer.

Although free delicious juice forever would be kind of nice.

[Anonymous No.]

Summon Flandere

[Anonymous No.]

Awesome. I am 2 and a half years from Wizard level!

[Anonymous No.]

7 whorrible years until I can join you as a wizard

[Imrinfected !!KUFrbmxALEl No.]

Nice. Do you know what powers you got yet?

[Anonymous No.]

9 years remaining. no hope in sight. no worries. will be dead by then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9651957
It doesn't work like that, you idiot.

You unlock the powers at that age, but you lack any proficiency to use them.

Now you must study hard in order to learn the ways of the Arcane knowledge.

[Anonymous No.]

Travel to the depths of hell and kill Hitler again!

[Anonymous No.]

If I used my penis on an onnahole, did I lose my virginity to it?

[Anonymous No.]

im 19 and a half and still virgin.

shit i feel like im already a fucking wizard.

[Anonymous No.]

Behold his full might!

[Anonymous No.]

Well then... I just hit the point of no return.

At least now I am assured wizard as an inevitability.

[Imrinfected !!KUFrbmxALEl No.]

>>9652004
No. In fact, you're going to get stronger powers because of that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9652004
The onahole loses its virginity, but not you.

[Anonymous No.]

My wizardly powers haven't manifested yet, I must need more practice.

BRB, shoving red-hot metal into my spinal column.

[Anonymous No.]

Man how am I going to afford wizard insurance now that I'm 30

[Anonymous No.]

>>9652026
Wow, you've ruined my fun.
Now I have to by new ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9651957
32 here, welcome to the mages guild

with our powers combined, we will open a portal to gensokyo

[Anonymous No.]

4 months to go here, maybe with my new powers I could move from my parents house

[Anonymous No.]

I'm 37. I don't know what my wizard powers are exactly.

[Anonymous No.]

Do I lose Wizard status if I have sex with a man?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9652065

Yes you faggotslut.

[Anonymous No.]

I stuck my dick into a girl at the age of 11.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9652083
was it into you're mom

[Anonymous No.]

>>9652084
You burned me. No, it was a friend who lived around me. We used to play house and other games and it just escalated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9651998

That's why I'm already studying the Arcane arts BEFORE I'm 30, so that I can explore the new potential of my unlocked mana immediately. I intend to become a chronomancer, so that I can come back to when I was 6 and rape the fuck out of the little female friend I had back then that liked to to use me as her personal masturbation toy.

[Anonymous No.]

I'll be a wizard soon enough.

Like some sort of /fit/ truNEET merlin. Amazing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9652092
holy sh*t thats epic dude

*raises hand to prepare for high five*

[Anonymous No.]

*unironically frequently browses and posts on a board dedicated to asking people how to talk to girls*


what a cool guy you are OP

[Anonymous No.]

I just skingrafted eight sigils on my lower back leading to my arms, I hope to be able to channel ambient mana sources through these, but I'm having a slight difficulty. Every time I try to absorb any sort of mana, the sigils start to burn off my skin and I need to re-graft them.

Anyone know whats wrong? I'm sure the ones I chose would be able to handle fusing mana from different sources, but it's still just a theory of mine, if anyone is more experienced in this field, I'd appreciate some pointers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9652127

Maybe you're not 30 yet.

[Anonymous No.]

8 more years starting yesterday.