/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Where my truNEETs at? Get in here.

[Anonymous No.]

My view to the right.

[Anonymous No.]

My sleeping arrangements.

[Anonymous No.]

Fake.

[Anonymous No.]

hello Bernd

[Anonymous No.]

Shot of my door.

[Anonymous No.]

Nice try, buttface.
I've seen this before, therefore I'm not inclined to believe this is your room at all.

[Anonymous No.]

Easy.... Time stamp this shit OP

[Anonymous No.]

>>9651203
>>9651196
>>9651207
Hi, /a/b/v/-kun, if I was seriously trying to troll, maybe I would have taken the time to change the filenames.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9651208
Epic troll /b/r/a/h.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9651199
I'm sorry, I seem to be unfamiliar with the gentleman in your photograph. Is he Bernd or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9651208
What did you hope to accomplish reposting all this then?
At best, you've set the stage for other people to repost the same dozen or so ridiculous rooms that always get posted at times like these.

And if that was your goal all along, why not just save them yourself?

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck off all you no fun pieces of shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9651219
Oh boy anon, you sure know how to have a real blast.
Keen party.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9651214
not that is yevgeny petrosyan, he is an epic meme from krautchan, of which op got them

bernd is what you call people on krautchan.

it is like "anon", but different.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9651226
Oh, so he was another finn who found his way here then?
Seems about right.
Oh wait I'm sorry, they're claiming to be swedish now, aren't they? My mistake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9651180
>>9651189

You take the whole truNEET thing way to seriously dude. Piss bottles and cigarettes sure, but all that shit thrown around is over the line. Even I wouldn't put up with that! Clean up!

[Anonymous No.]

>>9651277
Give it up, OP.
You already blew it. Try again in a week after everyone has forgotten about it.

[Anonymous No.]

We have the same mouse.

[Anonymous No.]

>134628xxxxxx

faker than a korean op

[Anonymous No.]

>>9651311
le oldfag face

[Anonymous No.]

WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU LEAVE PISS BOTTLES UNCAPPED

WWWWAAAAHYYYYYYYYYYY

[Anonymous No.]

That's nasty OP, Newports are shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>9651375
LOL so F******G ironic because there's all this disgusteing sh*t and you point out a small thing xD i guess this is why they call it random xD

[Anonymous No.]

why the hell would you piss in bottles
just get up and use the toilet you lazy fuck

[Anonymous No.]

Who the hell drinks Heineken? Seriously, anything but that shit.

[Anonymous No.]

But OCD makes me clean my room until it is spotless.

Computer charging by my bed.

[Anonymous No.]

Typical Xbox user.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9651613
I see a speck on the bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9651660

Me too, and the floor needs vacuuming.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9651613
You got some flaws to fix, buddy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9651613
2spooky.
I shat brix

[Anonymous No.]

>>9651613
That desk.... $150 at Staples, wasn't it?

(Good choice, by the way.)

[Anonymous No.]

I have so many wads of used toilet paper on my floor from blowing my nose, jerking off, wiping blood off of a nose or pimple or whatever, that when I got hammered last week and threw up, my toilet paper floor absorbed it and it was the easiest thing ever to clean up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9651683
Starting from right to left.

Underneath my wall scroll is dust from where another wall scroll use to end. Now that My new wall scroll is slightly higher it left a small stain. It didn't come out of the white wall after I cleaned it.

On the Bed.
My dog was laying down in my room. It brought some dust. I cleaned it after it left.

On the floor: Dust. I didn't vacuum. I was pretty bad wasn't I.

The thing jutting out of the ceiling: The retarded vent system runs right through my room. It runs along the opposite side of the room ceiling that isn't pictured too. It's pretty bad. I'm debating on putting small posters from certain games, mangas, and touhou to make it look somewhat better. I would love to take suggestions.
Just have to raise a little more funds.
>>9651685
You're telling me.
I'm not allowed to put a shade up on my own, says my parents and they seem to be really taking their time in putting one up...........I think it's a punishment for still living with them....jobless

[Anonymous No.]

My room is better.

At least we moved to a house so now all the plants get the garage! Got room for other stuff now...

[Anonymous No.]

Here it is the year before the last pic..

[Anonymous No.]

>>9651769
>>9651783
Your parents hoard plants and gave birth to boy who grew to love Communist Russia?

That's pretty neet to me. I really do like it though anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9651783
>>9651769
Plants are nice

It always makes things feel nicer to have plants around you

[Anonymous No.]

>>9651806


Oh those are mine.. I am an extreme gardener. I specialize in tropical plants.

All so have a yard now.. Invaded the outdoors too!

[Anonymous No.]

am I truNEET?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9651815
your collection is missing something

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder when that guy who complains about bourgeois will come around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9651898


I tried. Had a mold kill them off though..

Good thing though.. soon after that we had a cop inspect stuff... he sure was interested in looking through those plants..

[Anonymous No.]

>>9651910
Why not just put plants outside?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9651880
>cheap booze
the sum of my whole life

[Anonymous No.]

>>9651913


Winter is coming...

[Anonymous No.]

>>9651815
That is a new one to me buddy. Have you posted the 1 year ago pic before? I feel like you have and I've seen it.
But where are your Otaku things? Do you have any?

>>9651717
Maybe. It's been such a long time. I think it might have been. I don't really have a staples close to town though.
My family picked it up for me. They showed me a bunch of magazines and we all helped me pick one out.....they...they really do love me,,,,after all my flaws they love me

[Anonymous No.]

>>9651933
Did post these pics before.. will do so ever now and then when these topics happen.

I have some.. not many though.. not very rich.
Have a Siuguntou figure and an El Hazard wall scroll though!

Now you all know the room of the guy that throws rocks at Byakuren!

[Anonymous No.]

>>9651940
Ah I see.

Can we get more desks going on in here please.

I', not sure if /adv. left yet.

Maybe they will leave if they see this thread.

when I posted the room thread the first posters said they were from /b/t and came here the first time as well as they weren't coming back.


Look at us /adv/!!!

You can't handle this shit!

[Y10NRDY !kxh.1oTAkU No.]

>>9651940
I like your room. It looks cozy and the plants seem like they really cheer up the place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9652151


Yea.. only bad part is it created a natural habitat.. so there was bugs and humidity.. I did get myself an indoor frost once when I left the windows open in the winter.. Did that to try and reduce bugs but not get it cold enough to kill tropical plants..

[Anonymous No.]

RIP in peace my local florist. Walmart vegetation just isn't the same.

[Anonymous No.]

Bed

[Anonymous No.]

Dresser with laptop parts and box of different colored light bulbs since yellow gets annoying. The hermit crab in that tank has long been dead.

[Anonymous No.]

From the previously pictured corner looking towards closet. Childhood TV with cotton candy machine on top.

[Anonymous No.]

One half of the closet. At the top is a small bowl of corn starch for the onahole. Middle is textbooks from college courses (that particular stash is marine biology) that I quit.

[Anonymous No.]

This half contains presents I never had a use for. Monopoly games and colognes, mostly.

[Anonymous No.]

Computer desk. Pretty self explanatory.

[KING OF /jp/ !2K23m85knQ No.]

No shit on floor means no truNEET , get out normals

[Anonymous No.]

Not that I think anyone will ask, but just in case.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9653332

You should stop biting your nails.
I used to also and my thumb looks like yours.

[Anonymous No.]

ANAL SEX

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

[Anonymous No.]

>>9651880
What's the floor light? Looks nice.

[Anonymous No.]

OCD should command you to crop your images. C'mon guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9651613
>>9651769
OCD should command you to crop your images. C'mon guys.

[Anonymous No.]

My parents used my room for storage.
When I moved back in it looked like this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9651180
OP that's disgusting
You must stink like shit, stay the hell away from public transport.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9653401
I don't think you know what cropping is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9653420
I'm still not done cleaning it yet but I've worked on it from time to time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9653420
With parents like that no wonder you /jp/. Half of that looks like genuine, no salvageable garbage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9653426
That's why most of it went in the garbage >>9653425
Most of the stuff in that image is going too I'm just really lazy. Eventually I hope to have the room be just a bed and a desk. But I'm not really motivated to do that because I will move out around the time I do that. (No I won't ;~;)

[Anonymous No.]

>>9653425
Hey, is that a ronald hiding amongst that crap? Take a photo of him with your fumos please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9653425
How do you sleep at night with that thing watching you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9653423
Resize* Excuse me, I haven't had my coffee yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9653447
go back to gbs

[Anonymous No.]

>>9653440
>>9653447
>Mom can I get rid of this?
>>No anon it's as old as you are
>But it's broken dirty and creepy
>>No it could be worth something
>Then can you put it in any other spot in the house?
>>No, this is my house.
It watches me sleep and is a motivator to get out of here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9653449
I figured the larger pictures would make it more interesting for a picture that can have tons of small items and details.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9653453
That's true and I agree.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9653451
Is this the birth of an epic new meme?
I hope so...

[Anonymous No.]

>>9653451
It looks like there's something side.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9653425
fuck yeah, Zelda Majoras mask

[Anonymous No.]

>>9653451


>>9653440 here, just noticed the copy of Dark Souls as well. Take a photo of ronald holding it please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9653462
No.

>>9653464
inside?
that string used to have a whistle you would put in his mouth, if you squeezed him the whistle would obviously make noise.

>>9653467
The cartridge is on my desk. The white things next to my bed are 6 containers of cartridge games from the atari up to the n64. I'm giving them away to whoever wants them in my area. I just don't feel ok with giving them to goodwill or throwing them out.

>>9653468
I already did this picture though. Besides it's the 360 scrub edition.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9653462
Find a creepy doll hidden in your room, take a photo of it side ways or upside down near the edge of your bed. Optional: Add a raping time caption. Do that and many others will follow your example.

[Anonymous No.]

am i the only guy here who keeps his room clean?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9653485
What's your area?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9653485
This is better than what I wanted so it's all good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9653485

http://www.ebay.com/itm/ULTRA-RARE-VINTAGE-1978-RONALD-MCDONALD-DOLL-BY-HASBRO-/200585055991?pt=UK_T
oys_Creative_Educational_RL&hash=item2eb3cd0ef7

[Anonymous No.]

>>9653485
your censoring just made me more curious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9653495
I do as well, to some extent. Nothing wastes time better when you're bored and there's nothing to do yet than to clean up your room and do the dishes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9653513

>wastes time

Why would you want to do that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9653497
I live in Philadelphia
Here's a draft of the list but not even close to everything.
http://pastebin.com/G8q4LKZA

>>9653508
>ultra rare
>perfect condition
>$40
IT COULD BE WORTH SOMETHING ANON

>>9653510
it's like this black grime or something stuck to the container. It doesn't bother me but I'm going to get it off of there soon.

>>9653495
Eventually I will have and keep my own room clean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9653518

>$40

NIGGA YOU EVER HEAR OF USA DOLLAS?

NIGGA, SHIT'S LIKE WORTH LIKE DOUBLE THAT OF GBP DOLLAS NIGGA

[Anonymous No.]

>>9653495
I clean my room to avoid doing homework or just to relief some stress.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9653516
Sometimes time just moves so slowly, there's no anime you want to watch or games you want to play, and /jp/ is very quiet. Doing something while waiting for it all to start picking up is good I think.
Plus, I find it fun to clean up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9653523
YO AT LIKE DOUBLE THE PRICE I THOUGHT IN PERFECT CONDITION
I COULD LIKE
I COULD LIKE SELL IT FO $40 IN SHITTY BROKEN CONDITION AND MAKE NO SALES

[Anonymous No.]

>>9653518
why dont you sell the games?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9653530
I'm a really stupid and I'd rather give them away. Besides I'm not sure they would sell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9653532
well i'm not stopping you, but you should be able to get atleast a few hundred for them

[Anonymous No.]

>>9653532

I buy/sell old games on ebay all the time.

Trust me, they do and will sell, even some of the most old shitty games that you think no one would buy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9653534
>>9653535
Whoever gets the lot can consider themselves lucky I guess if they want to just sell them.
I may list them on craigslist or something soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9653535

A few hundred? Sold right, you could probably break a thousand easily actually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9653518
>Rocket Knight Adventures
You are a man of fine taste, you should keep that game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9653546
Played the shit out of that and sparkster
I am probably going to end up giving away everything since keeping the console just for a few games is kind of silly when emulation exists.

>>9653542
>thousand
Tempting but I'd still rather just pass it on I guess. Hopefully the person who gets it actually enjoys the collection and doesn't just want to make money.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9653532
Have you not seen the bid for a Pokémon emerald game $349.95, others are all over $100. Majoras Mask cost about $272.99.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9653561
maybe if they were still wrapped in plastic and perfect condition

[Anonymous No.]

>>9653561

You're talking about brand new games, a used copy of majoras mask is only like 20-25 bucks on ebay.

You know, sometimes I think investing in bulk amounts of a very popular new video game, and keeping them in mint unopened condition, just to sell them back on ebay years later for hundreds of dollars a piece is a good idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9653561
>Pokemon Emerald
>$350
Are you serious? Was it just a normal, English, unboxed copy?
... I knew I shouldn't have "sold" mine to an old friend, who still hasn't paid for it ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>9653584
he's shitting you, it's worth like 5 bux

[Anonymous No.]

>>9653570
Too bad soon everything will be digital release only. (I actually prefer this)

>>9653568
Pretty much this. All my games still have their boxes but they're crushed (like the majors mask one except in better condition)
The carts are all pretty much fine though, pic related

[Anonymous No.]

>>9653587
Ah, thought so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9653570
If you're spending over a couple hundred dollars, you'd be better off just getting a little gold. Or actually platinum, becuase it was spared from the massive price hikes, but will eventually normalize.

[Anonymous No.]

That's one messy room...

[Anonymous No.]

>>9653332
You have some old looking hands anon.
>>9653401
Pic for you.
>>9653453
>>9653456
Me too

[Anonymous No.]

can you be a truNEET and still be able to leave the house?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9653714
Do truNEETs have to be hikkis too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9653639
dude ur room is rly gay.

[Anonymous No.]

can you be truNEET and still be able to go outside?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9653752
What'd you say punk?

Gay....
Okay sure. It's all good man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9653759
lol nice reaction piccy gay boy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9653639

Oh god Disability,okay Claymore,but the rest..

[Anonymous No.]

Im reading a Symbolic Logic textbook currently and it's very interesting. It requites breaking all arguments down to super basic sections, so autism is a helpful skill.

[Anonymous No.]

Well, I think you passed sir.

I took this picture for a NEET/hiki thread quite a while ago for /jp/. My parents decided to move since then. I really hate being in this new house. When we moved my Dad finally got to see my room and he was very upset. So now, he checks my room almost every day. I'm not allowed to keep my door locked and I can't cover my windows. Naturally pissing in bottles is impossible and I have to keep everything clean. I kind of thought the new arrangements would help me change but it hasn't. I just feel like an animal taken out of his natural habitat. I sometimes do still piss in bottles but I have to empty them every morning. For me its that I just hate leaving my room and being in sunlight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9653639
That's real nice and very old school looking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9653818
My dad tried playing the same shit after we moved.
I just laughed at him, locked my door, barricaded it, and waited for him to get bored of the siege. Took about three weeks with me not able to leave my room at all, but now we just pretend he never forbade anything at all, and live in harmony again. NEETing never changes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9653639
That's the shittiest room I've ever seen, Sean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9653832
I wish my Dad would just give up. I think he might be but very slowly. I think even if he did I still wouldn't feel right in this new house. In my old room I had a windowed A/C unit so I could keep it at subzero temperatures. Here it's central air and its never cold enough. The air feels..different and the room just doesn't feel like my old hide away. Actually when I think about how my old room used to be It feels like someone shot me in the stomach.. sort of like I suffered some sort of great loss or something.

[Anonymous No.]

The mcdonalds cups are full of urine.

pls don't bully

[Anonymous No.]

>>9653842
I know how you feel, I've had to move around a lot, and no matter how many times it happens, or how much I hate the new place, it's always a blow to have the only safe place you'll ever have taken from you.

As for the AC issue, why not just put the window unit back in? It's not like it's going to cost them anymore than it did at the old place, central air is probably cheaper than the window units they used in their room and the rest of the house before, so it all evens out.

>I wish my Dad would just give up. I think he might be but very slowly.
He will, they always do. You just have to crush all of his hope, make him understand nothing will ever change.

If you're really lucky, and you know he won't kick you out, it eventually comes down to the fact that the more of a hell he makes your life, the more of one you'll make his, and the only constructive thing to do is sign a cease fire and try to live happily again.

Good luck either way though, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9653832
>I just laughed at him, locked my door, barricaded it, and waited for him to get bored of the siege.

You sound like a fucking faggot. If I was your dad I would beat your nerd ass until you shit blood.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9653857
Oh, please don't!
Don't bully me, anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>9653859
I don't have to bully you, because every time you look in the mirror and see what a pathetic excuse for a human being you are it's punishment enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9653857

[Anonymous No.]

You rebellious fifteen year olds are disgusting, I feel sorry for your parents.

NEETBADGES!
NEETBADGES!
Get'cha NEETbadges people!

[Anonymous No.]

>>9653862
Help! Help me, anon is going to beat me up!

[Anonymous No.]

>>9653859
>>9653864
Stop trying to turn /jp/ into a kindergarten for autistic children.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9651193
>SKB Fender Hardcase

[Anonymous No.]

>>9653857
That's not very nice. Would you beat up a retarded person because they're acting retarded? We aren't like this just because we're lazy slobs. There are legitimate reasons why we seclude ourselves in such a drastic way and a lot of the time even seeing a psychiatrist and being prescribed medication does little to fix the deep rooted urge to withdraw ourselves from the real world. I know how it probably looks to someone who has their life together though so I can't really blame you but please try to be more considerate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9653878
> I know how it probably looks to someone who has their life together

Nice passive-aggressive insult, champ.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9653878
>We aren't like this because we're lazy slobs

[Anonymous No.]

I would never clean my NEET den if it weren't for the fucking ants making anthills everywhere. Also, I like having a clean desk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9653846
I bet ur fat as HELL.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9653895
Ah, /b/. It's been a little while, welcome back.

[Anonymous No.]

get on my level

[Anonymous No.]

So how are you NEETing it up today, /jp/?

I'm playing through Mother 3, but I'm stuck at the generator boss.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9653993
I'm feeling very anxious about nothing in particular, I had pain in my chest earlier, and I'm didn't pay for internet for this month, so I'm on 56k speeds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9653993
FUCK YOU.
I can't do the timed hits, I think maybe I just suck but it might be the emulator and shit.

Fantastic fucking game though.

[Anonymous No.]

ADD, obesity, high blood pressure, undocumented but definitely noticeable social anxiety. Do I have a chance?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9654236
If your social anxiety is undocumented then no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9651613
I have OCD also and I vacuum and wipe everything down with disinfecting wipes and whatnot constantly.

I feel sorry for people with other mental illnesses who are unable to properly care for their hygiene.

[Anonymous No.]

Thanks for the cleaning reminder, /jp/

[Anonymous No.]

>>9654273
I have some permanent fugal infections due to my bad hygiene. Although, on the plus side I don't have anything to fear about keeping up that lifestyle now that the worst has already happened. I'm finally free.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9653820
Thank you.
>>9653833
.......
>>9654273
Notgoodman.jpg

[Deep Animu !EvaLOl..tQ No.]

Do you ever accidentally knock your piss bottles onto your lap?

I can't believe you just leave them uncapped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9651783
>>9651769
How the fuck do you live with all these plants everywhere? Is your room the greenhouse?

Do you grow weed, brah?

[Anonymous No.]

What if there was an apartment complex specially designed to accommodate NEETs?

[Anonymous No.]

I'd take a picture of my imouto's room and post that, but she was forced to clean it recently so it doesn't look as NEET as usual. Maybe the next time this thread comes around it'll be back to its natural state.

She's not even an otaku or anything, her room just looks like shit all the time (three foot high piles of garbage, dirty laundry everywhere, broken dragon statues and tons of snow globes, constant unexplained stench) and she leaves her game cartridges on the floor, which is probably what pisses me off the most.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9654739
It's called a homeless shelter dude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9654780
Did you sex her yet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9654802

No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9654802
I don't think people with actual sisters find them attractive due to some bullshit psychological imprinting mechanism.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9654815
You should.

[Anonymous No.]

A week from now, I have to attend a medical assessment to determine whether I'm eligible for Employment and Support Allowance. Apparently I'm allowed to rearrange it for a later time once. Should I, or should I just get it over with?

Also, I know a lot of BritNEETs here are on ESA. How was your assessment?

[Ruby !!iPJbBu5S79g No.]

>>9651880

Where'd you get that Reimu plushie?

[Y10NRDY !kxh.1oTAkU No.]

>>9653228
Well, you could have introduced a few lizards into the ecosystem. Those things are pretty kawaii and they eat the hell out of most bugs.

For some reason, the idea of a lizard being in bed with me doesn't bother me at all, but an insect really does.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9655134
Of course it doesn't!
That's the natural state of a beaner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9654837
I actually worked with ATOS , the organisation that will probably be doing your evaluation. Even if they are not, it will probably be similar. Let me give you some pointers:

-we carefullly observe you from the nanosecond you enter the building. observation is harsher than if they were visiting your house (which happens sometimes).
-don't shower or shave for a few days/week before coming along. It makes a difference to the guy assessing you , who may or may not get a bonus if he is allowed to exclude you.

[Anonymous No.]

Other important advice:
-Avoid eye contact
Sweat
-Be unable to fill out a simple form. Ask for help many times, write something in the wrong place
-interject when they are speaking at some point.
-Refuse to stand, bend, squat, raise your arms, touch your toes or walk any distance. Keep poor posture
Refuse outright to undergo any tests (peak flow, serial sevens etc). Shake your head and mumble when they try to
Tremble
Rock in your seat
Don't pick up the file the examiner may hand you. o
Do not demonstrate any sort of fine motor skills or co-ordination if Possible. maybe write using a clenched fist?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9655225
Answer questions about your daily routine as vaguely as possible, never admit that you can do any of the following unaided on a regular basis:
-Making tea
Bathe/shower your torso
Climb a flight of stairs
Make a snack
Rise from a chair
Manipulate a star headed tap
Peel and chop vegetables
Reliably medicate yourself
Navigate unfamiliar routes without supervision or guidance
Be left without continual supervision
Use the toilet unaided and pretty much any other activity they ask about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9655228
You do not have good or bad days, this system does not accomodate variability. You only have bad and worse days.

my advice is simply to throw as much white noise at the process as possible so that it becomes almost impossible for them to disallow your claim because the more uncertainty you cause the better it goes for you.

The only exception being that you have absolutley cast-iron medical evidence from your GP or whoever that they can't ignore and if I were you in this process I'd assume anything that doesn't explicitly state you are dead in <6 months is not solid enough. (That's a bit hyperbolic but whatever)

I hated my fucking job

TLDR good fucking luck trying to live the dream. I wish I could be a NEET again.

[Anonymous No.]

Would I be considered a NEET .. ? I'm not in school or work, and I don't really leave my house, but my room is decently clean I think ..

[Anonymous No.]

>>9655236
do you even know what NEET stands for?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9655249
Not in Education Employment or Training ?
But wtf is this truNEET shit ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9655259
I see .. well it's kind of gross.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9655252
A silly inside joke

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>>9655221
>>9655225
>>9655228
>>9655235
Wow, thank you so much. Yes, it's with Atos, so I'll be sure to follow your advice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9655236
You should not post.

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>>9653518
>mischief makers (probably will not give away)

I like you.

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>>9655221
>>9655225
>>9655228
>>9655235
As someone who did this whole autism bucks thing and got on, I'd just like to say this is fucking solid, and should probably be included as required reading with the uncle remus guide. As it is truly the same exact checklist they are going to pull on you.

By the way, what is the official in house name they use for that silly little aptitude test they make you do?

[Anonymous No.]

I don't understand how the fuck people can live like this. I may be a NEET but at least I have enough self-respect to not live in a fucking pigsty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9655410
Please no bully

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>>9655410
Who SUDO here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9655433
Please shut the fuck up.

[Anonymous No.]

Sadly I was thrown out of my home when I was 17. Fuck yeah no hiki life for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9653528
I'm going through a phase like this. except im too lazy to clean.

All I've been doing is listening to music and going on 4chan for days. I don't even pay attention to the music really Its just to break up the monotony

[Anonymous No.]

I have a stack of about 30 pizza boxes in the corner of my room and I think this is fuckign disgusting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9655474
I can't function without music or noise. I don't care if its just static as long as its something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9655433
>>9655464
Second

[Anonymous No.]

My parents are making me go fill out applications tomorrow, hopefully I get hit my a bus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9655507
Everytime my parents tried to force me to do something like this I would go out and hide in the nearby woods for a hour or two.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9653639
People have always tell me I seem old. Whether they see my face, my body, or even hear my voice, the one constant is that I seem old.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9655509
I think I might go to the movies, I have a free pass and don't think many people will be there on a week day morning/afternnon

[Anonymous No.]

Can anybody give me tips for getting approved for disability? Here's some information about my situation.

1. I've had ADD since I was 3, I've been on medication off and on all my life. I just recently got another prescription of Adderall.

2. I am overweight to the point where it DOES affect my ability to work.

3. I have severe social anxiety. I can't function in the world without someone I trust by my side. It's not documented, unless telling the doctor I have social anxiety and him writing it down but not doing anything about it counts as it being documented.

4. My ADD and social anxiety has affected my schooling to the point where I have had to drop out of school and be homeschooled by my mom. My official grade is 4th grade, but I've been homeschooled way past that, but once I turned 16 I stopped and never went to high school.

5. I have very bad vision problems. -4.25 and -4.50, need a new prescription every year.

6. I have sky high blood pressure, and my anxiety raises it. Sitting down, relaxing for 30 minutes, last time I checked it it was 165 over 100 pulse 105.

7. I am not faking any of this. My life is a disaster and I am completely 100% unemployable. I doubt they could find me a job if their life depended on it.

8. My dad is also on disability, and they told me I could apply for SSI.

Feel free to make fun of me, I don't even care. Anonymity is the only reason I'm able to talk to people like this. Without 4chan, I'd be even worse of a neurotic mess.

[Anonymous No.]

Is learning languages a good usage of my NEET time? I know two, and I'm thinking about picking up a useless but fun language like German or Russian.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9655656
You may be interested in
>>9655221
>>9655225
>>9655228
>>9655235

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>>9655656
Sorry I don't help fatties

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>>9655656

>I am not faking any of this

You can't fake a fabricated disease.

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>>9655682
You obviously know more than a Doctor, right?

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>>9655656

combine this routine with starting strength

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>>9655687
What if he's parroting a doctor, are you going to assume you know more than that doctor? Checkmate cumwad

[Anonymous No.]

>>9655692
The fuck are you on about, retard?

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>>9655700
Sorry, do you not speak English? This is an English-only board fucking third worlder

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>>9655687

>Doctor

Psychiatry/psychology isn't a legitimate medical profession. (Yes, of course they have snaked there way into that position publicly through indoctrination) They aren't doctors, they couldn't legally take your blood pressure if they wanted to.

When they diagnose you with their "diseases", there is no science involved at all. It is literally completely decided based off his arbitrary opinion of your personality traits, emotions, and behaviors, not science or physical tests.

I've said it before, and I'll say it again. The criterion of symptoms used in the diagnostic process of ADD and social anxiety disorder are real, very real, just as real as guilt, loneliness, affection, etc. etc. However, ADD and social anxiety disorder in themselves are completely 100% fake, and fabricated diseases.

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>>9655704
>This is an English-only board
Only it's not, you raging faggot.

And yes, I speak English. It takes a bit of effort to translate retard, though. Effort you'll not be given again. Please kill yourself and cleanse the gene pool. Thanks!

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>>9655706
>Psychiatry
>isn't a legitimate medical profession.
You are a moron.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9655662
Anything you enjoy is a good use of any time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9655717
Woah dude, struck close to home. You can hit up Wiktionary to try to parse it after you're done crying in a corner GL

[Anonymous No.]

>>9655727
Please kill yourself and cleanse the gene pool. Thanks! If you can't take the heat, don't be aggressive in the first place, you fucking clown.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9655731
Look at this kid LOL

You want to sound tough to fit in with all the cool kids at /jp/? Fucking name a time and place in the (first world only lmao) and I will give your bitch ass personal fucking English lessons gratis

[Anonymous No.]

>>9655735
No, really. When I said no more effort will be wasted on you, I meant it.

Please kill yourself and cleanse the gene pool. Thanks!

[Anonymous No.]

>>9655735
>You want to sound tough to fit in with all the cool kids at /jp/?
You mean what you were doing? Dat hypocrisy.

[Anonymous No.]

“I am a master of irony, it gets all the bitches what can I say”
              －>>9655740, cool dude extraordinaire, 2012

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>>9655717
>>9655727
>>9655731
>>9655735
>>9655740
>>9655751


Look at these petty subhumans, /jp/.
Take heed of my word and do not allow yourselves to succumb to the fragility of these minds.

I spit on you, vermin. Your mother swallows the scum off my rod, she is an addict to my seed, because she knows your father's was nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9655758
Please kill yourself and cleanse the gene pool. Thanks!

[Anonymous No.]

This thread just got good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9655761
Pity reply

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>>9655772
Pity reply

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>>9655771
Please kill yourself and cleanse the gene pool. Thanks!

[Anonymous No.]

>>9651783
>>9651769
Enjoy a room that smells like soil and rotting leaves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9655778
Pity reply

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>>9655706
>Psychiatry/psychology isn't a legitimate medical profession.
I lost what little respect I may of held for you as a poster.

> They aren't doctors, they couldn't legally take your blood pressure if they wanted to.
That doesn't make someone a doctor

>When they diagnose you with their "diseases", there is no science involved at all. It is literally completely decided based off his arbitrary opinion of your personality traits, emotions, and behaviours, not science or physical tests

Except they use tests to diagnose people. plus even physical diseases are diagnosed using the opinion of the doctor based on temperature and other things and they could be wrong as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9655775
Please kill yourself and cleanse the gene pool. Thanks!

[Anonymous No.]

>>9655773
That's exactly what they're doing, Sherlock. You want a fucking medal or something, wise guy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9655779
Please kill yourself and cleanse the gene pool. Thanks!

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>>9655782
Pity reply

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>>9655794
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[Anonymous No.]

fukken loosers lawl

wafflecoptorzlel

[Anonymous No.]

>>9655786
Please kill yourself and cleanse the gene pool. Thanks!

[Anonymous No.]

>>9655796
Please kill yourself and cleanse the gene pool. Thanks!

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>>9655800
Pity reply

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>>9655806
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>>9655803
Please kill yourself and cleanse the gene pool. Thanks!

[Anonymous No.]

itt

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>>9655813
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[Anonymous No.]

I'm enjoying the witty discussion that's happening in this thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9655808
Please kill yourself and cleanse the gene pool. Thanks!

[Anonymous No.]

>>9655808
>>9655803
If you two are going to bicker like this, please sage so that this thread doesn't get bumped for the rest of us. Thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9655818
le counter polite bump

[Anonymous No.]

Autism victory LOL DWEEB ENJOY YOUR BAN

[Anonymous No.]

>>9655816
Please kill yourself and cleanse the gene pool. Thanks!

[B★RS is mai waifu !jCQ6RRZyls No.]

>>9651180
>yfw those are bottles of piss in the background
Imagine the smell.

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>>9655868
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>>9655883
Please kill yourself and cleanse the gene pool. Thanks!

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>>9655907
Pity reply

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>>9655777

Fine, then go into ANY psychiatrist's office on Earth. Ask for a physical test to verify whether or not you have "ADD", they will tell you one doesn't exist.

It really is just their arbitrary opinion.

>>9655721

>You are a moron

You are at the very bottom of this chart.

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>>9655706
>They aren't doctors, they couldn't legally take your blood pressure if they wanted to.
At least in the United States, psychiatrists are legal doctors and can do doctor-things like cut you open if you consent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9655922
>Ask for a physical test to verify whether or not you have "ADD", they will tell you one doesn't exist.
>It really is just their arbitrary opinion.
My entire point was that doesn't prove that it isn't a medical profession, the entire medical field is full of opinions. and obviously I meant mental tests.

[Anonymous No.]

I shouldn't be reading /jp/ while drunk, all the misogyny makes more sense than it normally does.

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>>9655935

>cut you open if you consent.

No they can't, not even with your consent. You could give them consent to take your temperature, but they would just say they legally can't.

I believe their is very few things they can do physically, one of which is an EEG, however that is just them crossing over into a legitimate field of medicine called neurology. They rarely ever do things like that though, because they cannot verify in the slightest bit whether or not someone has a "mental illness". Those tests are for people with neurological diseases like epilepsy, various forms of brain damage, or MS.

When a psychiatrist "diagnoses" you with something, there is literally no science involved whatsoever. It's a pseudoscience. They literally sit around, and pick and choose what behaviors/emotions are neurological diseases, and with no proof, claim that they are neurological diseases. With no proof, they VOTE diseases into existence and make outreagoues claims, like that certain behavoirs are caused by a defect in the brain.

Even though they have never found a etiology or biomarker for that "disease", they claim it is caused by a "chemical imbalance" (which is a unproven hypothesis) or a defect in the brain.

It is undoubtedly the most successful combination of pseudoscience and indoctrination to ever grace the modern age, people eat that bullshit up.

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>>9655922
If he's at the bottom then I can't imagine how low you place.

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>>9655968

Was that supposed to be a satirical joke against the other poster?

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>>9655965
>No they can't, not even with your consent.
Yes, they can. What country do you live in?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9655965
>No they can't, not even with your consent.
Yes, they can. What country do you live in?

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>>9656007

The US.

Go ask a psychiatrist to take your temperature. Post results.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9656014
I'm not going to pay a whole lot of fucking money just to try and prove an anonymous person wrong on the internet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9655221
>>9655225
>>9655228
>>9655235

This doesn't make much sense. How is acting like a brain damage victim going to work if your medical diagnosis doesn't even include those as symptoms?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9656014
Psychiatrists are medical doctors who attended medical school and are legally allowed to perform medical procedures.

PsychOLOGISTS aren't, and can't do any of those thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9655965
>>9656014

This is painful to read.

[Anonymous No.]

my parents won't let me be NEET wat do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9656055
Unless of course the acting guide is for people who don't have a solid diagnosis on their side, which would make quite a bit more sense.

[Anonymous No.]

seriously someone know what to do my parents won't let me be NEET and are going to kick me out

[Ruby !!iPJbBu5S79g No.]

>>9656231

Disability, Section 8 and Food Stamps in your own studio apartment. You don't need parents.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9656278
i don't think disability pays enough i live in Canada my parents blatantly told me "We won't let you do this forever you are going to have to go to school or get a job eventually and if you don't you won't be living here"
thats what they said
PLEASE HELP /JP/ PLEASE

[Anonymous No.]

>>9656256
Kill them and continue to live in the house.

[Anonymous No.]

does anyone know how much disability pays in Canada

[Anonymous No.]

>>9656285

My parents refuse me from getting a job. I don't understand why, at least I'm doing something? They want me to go to college instead. I don't mind but I want to prepare for it but they won't let me. And eventually I had a little fight so I'm going to try and stay out of their way at least by just going to a library everyday until I get a job secretly :-:

[Anonymous No.]

>>9656300
that didn't answer the question

[Anonymous No.]

>>9656285
Same country, same situation. Canada doesn't have those kinds of opportunities. I was held for 72 hours as per the guide's instructions, but they don't let you out until you say that you don't want to kill yourself anymore. There is no way to get autismbux.

I've already made peace with death, though. It won't bother me when I will be forced to kill myself. Do that, and life will get easier. I suggest taking some psychedelics.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9656304

You are out of luck then? Face the world with your fists.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9656304
There's nothing you can do. Go out with a bang.

[Anonymous No.]

is anyone here from Canada and living on disability?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9656316
Canada is a wellfare state unlike United states of Fat. If your parents are really that fucked in the head that they'd really kick you out just contact some kind of social service and they'll sort you out. How old are you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9655656
I dont see anything wrong with you.
If you are fat it means you are eating well.
Being fat is not a disability.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9656325
30

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>>9656325
19

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>>9656326
Not necessarily true. I barely eat (almost exclusively noodles, going on 10 years now) and I'm fat as shit. But yeah most of the time thats right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9656329
There's no way you will be left homeless in Canada if you are a 19 year old getting put out on the street. Your parents have problems by the way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9656334
What problems?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9656332
>almost exclusively noodles
That's why you are obese.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9656293
Only way to find out what you'll get is to go get it.

I get around $790 every month for my heart condition and unemployment. How much you'll get will depend on if you were employed before and for how long, what your medical condition is, and your willingness to pursue rehabilitation and opportunities they give you.

I work on-and-off in temporary non-stressful jobs they offer to me. If I didn't I am pretty sure I would get a lot less. You also can't refuse medical consultations and expect to get money thrown at you, especially because it's all free.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9656332
Either you have some (most likely curable) disease like hypothyroidism lowering your metabolism below what it should be or you eat more than you think.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9656334
This is misinformation. I called them, told them that I am homeless, and they said I don't qualify (they asked me a few questions beforehand about school/work/personal stuff). After they rejected me, they said that they would look up the nearest homeless shelter for me. I hung up at that point.

So no, you will be left to die on the street.

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>>9656341
Which part of barely eating don't you understand shitfag?

>>9656344
When I say I barely eat I mean it. I eat 1 or 2 of these per day with some frozen veggies on the side.
http://www.veryasia.com/mama.html

[Anonymous No.]

>>9656354
There's a difference between consuming 100 calories worth of noodles and 100 calories worth of vegetables. Prolong that over the period of a decade, and your body will be a reflection of what you have been consuming, portions aside.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9656354
Two a day? That's not barely eating, anon. Barely eating is when you have one of those a week. No wonder you're fat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9656332
noodles are carbs, unused carbs turn into fat.
eat salad and water for a month and you'll lose weight, trust me.
it's more about the food you eat, you don't need to even exercise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9656370
When they are 19?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9656325
Isn't it pretty normal to kick out your kid if they don't work or go to school?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9656354
Then go to a doctor. You probably have a serious metabolic disorder.

>>9656359
No there isn't. Both have 100 calories of energy, and you're an idiot if you think there's any difference in how much of each is converted to fat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9656347
Who did you call? Where did you call them from? When I applied for the various assistance I'm on now I got a information shakedown like I had just tried to take out a $5,000,000 loan. And this wasn't something they do over the phone.

I find it a bit hard to believe they would just brush you off when they are paid to do the opposite.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9656354
if you seriously eat 2 instant noodles a day, that's even worse.
your body thinks you're starving, so it's gonna turn it into fat even more.
if you really want to lose weight, just do what makes sense, if it's worth the effort.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9656378
i haven't done anything for 2 years no work and school they told me a month ago that i would be out by the end of the year if things didn't change

[Anonymous No.]

>>9656325
Look at this ungrateful sack of shit. If I was your father I would have kicked my son out too if he was a useless fat weeb like you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9656384
well from a parent's point of view, you gotta make change at some point
it works better if you're given a deadline, otherwise nothing changes
the freedom of living on your own is definitely worth it, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9656384
Have you tried telling them that you will kill yourself if that happens? Not encouraging anything. Also, do NOT tell any authorities about suicidal thoughts. Police will raid your house and you will be kept in a psychiatric institution against your will for an undefined period of time. Not a joke.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9656391
Emotionally extorting your parents, nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9656391
Very few parents are going to take suicide threats from a desperate child seriously.

[Anonymous No.]

Why is this board suddenly full of normals who encourage the idea of parents throwing out their children out to die on the street? I can't take it easy like this. Where my 2008 /jp/ at?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9656395
>>9656386
get the HELL out of /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9656391
that sounds really dumb no offense Im running out of time i am really jealous of all you neets who have parents that support you forever

[Anonymous No.]

>>9656384
Sounds like they're looking out for you. They won't be around forever and you are living a non-sustainable life.

Don't think poorly of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9656395
Look at it this way. You are without a doubt going to die if you end up homeless. I mean, I would kill myself, but let's just assume everyone else would too. You have no other way. If you don't tell your parents that, you're dead. If you do, they might get very depressed, but at least you'll be alive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9656399
Why should they support a useless shut in who will never amount to anything?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9656408
What kind of a pussy dies from being homeless? It might provide pathetic leeches like you some insight into how the real world works.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9656404
Get out and die if you don't meet our expectations.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9656407
Why wouldn't they? Hes their child no matter what. Get out of /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9656399
it's because these kids are like 19 and just want to play on their xboxes. NEET is a status symbol they joke around about. Trust me, it's very different than 2008.

[Anonymous No.]

/pol/ pls go, you can come back when you turn 20.

[Anonymous No.]

It hurts inside knowing i can't compare to a trueNEET.

My desk isn't the cleanest but there's nothing really on it besides my tablet and earphones. I am a disgrace ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>9656403
We're all trying, anon. Truthfully, there aren't many ways out. You either convince your parents to let them keep you, cheat the system and get on welfare/disability, get a job, become homeless, or an hero. Choose your destiny.

>>9656404
Nobody will be around forever.

>>9656407
Please make yourself taller.

>>9656416
I have no will to get out of bed as it is. I won't have the will to make it through homelessness. I'd just collapse on the ground and wait until death came for me.

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>>9656414
>don't meet our expectations.

Are you this delusional? Having a son that can support himself and isn't a shut in failure that jacks off to cartoons all day aren't very high expectations.

>>9656420
Yeah, and it's their house and if they feel you're a worthless sack of shit and throw you out, good for them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9656429
Guess an autistic shitfag that browses /pol/ wouldn't understand the concept of parenthood.

[Anonymous No.]

The brit anon who was posting about the employment test earlier has made me scared I might be knocked off ESA, I hope they don't call me in anytime soon. What if I'm not able to play it down enough and they make me go outside and work?

Very scary.

[Anonymous No.]

Can the OP please delete the thread? It seems like we are being epically raided by /pol/. Thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9656423
I am currently a proud owner of that Samsung Juke phone. fuck all of you with your damn iphones.
This is the reality when I actually have nobody to call, so I save $30/mo you spend on your iphone data and pay for my rent and utilities for as long as I can instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9656437
Then you will work. And probably hate your life as a result. It is frightening. When I think about how unfair the circumstances are in the present moment, I just remember the moments when life was worth living. Then I don't really mind dying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9656423

Get some bottles, piss in them and strew them all over your desk and floor.
Congratulations: you are now a bona fide truNEET.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9656419
You are the one who is too young and naïve.

Almost all of the 2008 established NEETs have already found out it's not sustainable. I'm almost 30 now.

[Anonymous No.]

/jp/, please don't be upset at the normals. When they call you a worthless sack of shit or tell you that you should go work, they are just repeating what their parents and society have been drilling into their heads their whole lives. They are the miserable ones and need the most help.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9656436
You're using autistic as an insult on /jp/, nerd. Get real. The role of a parent is not to coddle you like a little fucking baby all your life, it's to push you to be your best. Sounds like your parents aren't even doing that, they just want you to stop leeching off them like a pathetic waste of a human life and you're crying bloody murder about how mean they are for not supporting their disappointment of a son.

I bet your mother regrets not getting that abortion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9656455
Are you sure you weren't just a closeted normal? A truNEET will kill himself before he is forced to work, you know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9656455
>Almost all of the 2008 established NEETs have already found out it's not sustainable. I'm almost 30 now.

Just go back to /pol/. You think you can epic troll a board like /jp/ when 100% of your board consists of retards who think saying nigger and jew over and over is epic win.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9656456
Did I hit a little too close to home?

[Anonymous No.]

I just don't have it in me to register for classes at Uni right now. It will be my 9th year in college, but I got academically disqualified last year, so I don't even know if I can register at all. They told me I can. I just can't get myself to even check. I've been NEET for 10 months now. It's kindof like an extended summer vacation, and I needed it.

[Anonymous No.]

Weakling like you are worth nothing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1BJmB0ZuXI

[Anonymous No.]

>>9656458
Thanks for working so I can buy anime figures and sleep 12 hours per day. Keep it up champ, I'm rooting for ya.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9656455
What am I even wrong about? I'm not a NEET, I work to survive on the bare minimum.
I go on NEET episodes for a couple months when I can, but I do what I have to do to survive, this is what I chose to do. Do whatever you feel like doing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9656479
Think about me lounging, sipping on a cold drink and playing video games the next time you feel pissed off at your shitty school/work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9656481
>>9656491

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>>9656496
I don't need to show you anything. You are the dumb faggot working so I can have everything I need for nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9656491
Why would I think about someone like you during my day? That would be like thinking of something as worthless as a tiny ant.

>>9656503
You guys say that while having 10 depression and suicide threads everyday. I can see through your act, kiddo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9656503
neet threads =/= depression threads

the only people who bring their feels and depression stuff are crossboarders like you

[Anonymous No.]

>>9656513
>you guys say that while having 10 depression and suicide threads everyday

Which I take no part in because I'm neither depressed nor suicidal. Keep telling yourself that people who don't want to work are depressed or suicidal. And most importantly keep working! Make daddy proud.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9656482
I don't believe we have discrepancy in our opinions, I do precisely as you do.

Before that though, I was a NEET for almost five years under my parent's roof. It's just not sustainable unless they are extravagantly rich.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9656513
how old are you? what do you even do for a living? what makes you feel so high and mighty?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9656526
17, repeating high school and sick of leeches like you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9656524
my parents are extravagantly rich. I moved out though, it was still worth it, I got tired of their depressing gazes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9656530
>17, repeating high school and sick of leeches like you.

Someone else take care of this kid, I don't even have the appropriate reaction images for this kind of thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9656533
It's always best to find something sustainable and enjoy your free time without having to worry. Or work hard for a while then do nothing for a while. Something where you are in control and can properly relax. If your parents are ridiculously rich and don't mind you being around, that's fine too, and wonderful for you.

I really do find it a hard to understand how people can complain about their parents hating them and being depressed and being worried about being homeless, then turning around and going
>gb2/pol/ fucking invasion fags you don't understand us true/jp/sies who can take it easy NEET4LYFE 20085ever

This doesn't even make sense, how are you taking it easy. You are pushing your situation as far as it can possible go before the last people who try to love you are left without any more options. Why? Why not just take it easy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9656558
Because there are /pol/ children raiding this board at this moment and you are going dangerously close to 'get a job'

[Anonymous No.]

It feels great knowing I will never be a pathetic leech who will never amount to anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9656558
Apparently those people you're speaking of haven't heard of welfare programs

[Anonymous No.]

>>9656558
Who are you quoting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9656651
Amerifat ftw man :D debt and working till you die is epic, cute, nice. fuck socialist europoors with their wellfare and free healthcare. we have nascar bi0tch

[Anonymous No.]

>>9656663
That's not a quote, that's a paraphrase arrow, dweeb bucket.