NEET Life

[Anonymous No.]

Let's try that again!

Are you guys excited? The summer is over and it's going to get nice and cold again. I personally can't wait. Those few months were really uncomfortable.

[Anonymous No.]

Does anyone else shit on the floor?

[Anonymous No.]

Summer sucks. Its so hot but I can't sleep with the window open because I live right next to a road with high traffic. Not to mention the dumb fucking birds starting to sing at 4 am.

[Anonymous No.]

The only good thing about summer is nighttime.

[Anonymous No.]

So, when do the same offboarders come back and whine about not having girlfreinds?

[Anonymous No.]

Why was the last one deleted?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9649865
Would you rather have offboarders bragging about their girlfriends?

[Anonymous No.]

Did the asshole cleaning lady delete our old thread?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9649871
I think the OP of the last thread did it, honestly. You know, I really doubt that guy was from /b/. Just a person here looking for some entertainment. Then again, maybe not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9649868
>>9649871
It was close to the bump limit and riddled with crossboarders. It wasn't a loss.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9649870
I see no difference at all.
Actually, at least the ones that did do that never made much of a claim as to belonging here. You mad weeaboos nukespam, didn't have as much of a negative impact on the board's culture as the endless sea of Tokikos and /r9k/ bitching and moaning.

[None !FIreFlyLqM No.]

>>9649864
Basically this, except when mosquitoes are prevalent in your area. Then it's just completely terrible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9649881
Meh, just get some repellant.

[Anonymous No.]

Ive already started feeling cold so I have to stay in bed a lot

[Anonymous No.]

Does anyone have any experience with those lamps that people use for seasonal affectiveness disorder? The sunlight lamps?

I always feel so rejuvenated and happy when I walk outside and feel the sunlight, but I hate being around people so I often go months without stepping outside of the house.

I would like to bring the sunlight into my house.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9649887
How can any self respecting floor shitter say they like sunlight?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9649887
Really?

My dream is to live in one of those Nordic countries where there are polar nights for months and months at a time. It would be so nice for it to be dark constantly. Plus, with Nordic countries are the best welfare states. It seems like a NEET paradise.

[Anonymous No.]

Eating eggo waffles with peanut butter spread on them and a glass of milk.

It's amazing, you guys should try it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9649892
Try waffles with fried chicken, shit's delicious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9649891
The problem with them is that mudslimes are filling up the countries and will soon be comparable to the nigger problem in america. Except you won't be able to buy a gun there to protect yourself properly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9649892
>>9649892
Enjoy dying at a young age, /jp/. I'll just stay healthy long enough so that technology permits me to become the little girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9649894
Just plain waffles, or with syrup?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9649899
Either or.

[Anonymous No.]

I can't wait until winter is over, the cold is killing me. Just 20 more days to go

[None !FIreFlyLqM No.]

>>9649884
I would, but then I'd have to buy something just to go outside. I'd rather stay inside and post on /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9649904
How's life in Brazil?

[Anonymous No.]

Labor day is in a week I believe, then school starts and all the /b/ and /v/ kiddies will be away from here until 3PM EST.

I can't wait.

As for winter, it doesn't really get cold here until late October. I just want lots of storms to pass by so I can get windy/rainy weather.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9649910
bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>9649921
Well, I was going to set you up for a bad HUEHUEHUE joke, but I guess I'll let you off this time.

Consider yourself blessed.

[Anonymous No.]

It's cold in my house for the first time today.

Feels good to be wrapped up in clothes and browsing jaypee :3

[Anonymous No.]

Do you have experience with drug addiction, /jp/? Can someone please give me some tips for how to properly take amphetamines? I see people mention stimulants very often in these threads so I'm guessing it's a commonly used drug on /jp/.

When it's working then I feel great, but when it comes down then I feel awful. Every day feels like a roller-coaster ride where I go up for hours and then plummet down to the ground. The stimulation lasts a lot longer than the positive effects of the pills too so I'm having trouble getting to sleep or sleeping for longer than 5 hours at the most.

It's starting to become unnerving how it switches my mood so quickly. Just how one minute I can feel all, "I love you, I love everyone, life is perfect and I just want to have fun every day. Everything is so amazing" and then 20 minutes later, "What's the point of doing anything? Everyone is so annoying and I'm angry for no apparent reason. I'm just going to sit here for hours and glare angrily."

[Anonymous No.]

>>9649933
Enjoy a lifetime of crack addiction. It only gets better from there.

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone else works from home in this thread? (i.e. hikkimori but not NEET)

[Anonymous No.]

>>9649933

Once you stop enjoying a drug stop doing it. It will never be as good as it used to be ever again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9649933
That's how it works with a lot of drugs. They mess with your head and amplify those extreme moods. I've always been like this though, even without any substances. I would go from complete inner peace to being completely suicidal within 30 minutes. Still happens sometimes, but I can't even imagine how much worse it would get on drugs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9649933
Hahaha enjoy your addiction fag

[Anonymous No.]

Ended up getting a job
I don't like it guys, I have to wqash dishes and everyone constantly asks me if I'm back in school to which I respond I chose not to go to college, my NEET life was just raped and now everyone is looking down on me, where can I go to be at peace, I'm saving up all my cash but 3,000 will only help me for about a few months

[Anonymous No.]

>>9649949
Win the lottery

[Anonymous No.]

>>9649949
If you like, I can help you invest it so you can stretch it out a little longer. For a small fee, of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9649954
Get out of here Jew I smell your money

[Anonymous No.]

You must live in the northern part of America.

Personally I don't like the cold, but Christmas means more Otaku goods too : l

living in my new apartment........away from my figs....my manga.....my Japanese DVD movies......My Japanese wall scorlls.....my hidden(from parents) katana.....My Japanese lantern.......My Japanese Bokken & Kendo bamboo blade.....my mini zen garden....My Japanese novels/practice books....

My parents were happy to give me an appartment....love them, but this is torture.

Now I'm just stuck in here, my apartment near party city college, just looking out at them all with all their normal ways, and no figs to keep me company.

I'll probably starve myself for a week or two if I end up using my food money for figs....

I feel so guilty.
College is blowing a big one.....

[Anonymous No.]

>>9649965

This is not a school thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9649960
You misunderstand, I ask only 15%.
A very reasonable sum, considering I could as much as double the initial capital.

If that is no good, I know of several small business you may be interested in buying into. Given time you could become very wealthy, indeed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9649936
I did pretty consistently for a few years. I lack the focus now to keep at it and barely do a few hours a month.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9649965
> : l
>College
get out of this thread and /jp/.

[Imrinfected !!KUFrbmxALEl No.]

I love the cold weather. I'm waiting for it very eagerly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9649980
I know.....
I didn't want this kind of life......>college....

bye /jp/

[Anonymous No.]

>>9649933

Food, masturbation, showers, and supplements. People often forget or neglect these things when taking stimulants.

Food: The reduced appetite makes you eat less and it can increase the grumpy feelings when it wears off because your body still wants food but you just don't feel the hunger.
Masturbation: Masturbating during a comedown helps ease the transition by giving you a quick boost of dopamine.
Showers: A warm shower during a comedown can change your mood and make you feel much more comfortable and relaxed.
Supplements: This is the most important one and it's the one that most people neglect. Take magnesium supplements in the evening to ease physical side effects like jaw clenching and insomnia. Take L-Tyrosine supplements in the evening to replenish dopamine and make you feel much happier. Take fish oil and a multi-vitamin at some point to make up for any vitamin deficiencies that you may be getting from taking speed and not eating enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9649989
Please just kill yourself so we can be sure you won't come back

[Anonymous No.]

>>9649978
This is one goy you won't trick

[Anonymous No.]

>>9649991

Also, try to do 20-30 minutes of cardio in the morning before you take anything. Don't exercise when you're on stimulants because your heart will be beating like a drum, especially if you're out of shape, but doing regular cardio strengthens your heart, improves your overall health, and lowers your resting heart rate which is very useful when the dangers of taking speed are all heart related.

[Anonymous No.]

Do any of you NEETs have problems with mental illnesses? Do you have one? It's been 2 years since I became a NEET and my schizoprenia is really starting to become intense.

[Anonymous No.]

Any of you NEETs sleep with your stuffed animals or fumos? I'm getting a fumo soon, I can't wait to snuggle with it in bed

[Anonymous No.]

>>9650007
I believe that my constant presence is making my cat's schizophrenia become intense.

I worry for him, so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9650005
What is good cardio that can be done indoors? I hate going outside.

Also, if you have benzos on hand they will help you fall asleep during those particularly bad comedowns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9650012
Purchase a treadmill

[Anonymous No.]

>>9650012

Can you afford a stationary bike? I hate going outside as well and this was great for me. Costs about 80 dollars or less and you can just set it up in your room. I like it more than running since I can just sit there and move my legs while reading something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9650012
I'm the same, and I couldn't afford a machine or anything so I started jogging up and down the stairs.

It's exhausting since I haven't done anything resembling exercise in ages, but it also feels pretty damn good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9650005
Agreed

You don't need to run every morning though.
I started to run 2 years ago, twice a week and I feel really better now: less frustrated, less stressed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9650012
Going outdoors is pretty rough if you live in an area with tons of people. But I usually just put some denpa or hotblooded music on an MP3 player and zone out while running.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9649891
I feel the same way, but I can't imagine they make it a simple matter to move to another country just to become a neet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9650005

I think I gave myself mental illness, but I don't know what illness it is specifically.

I was working on making a tulpa and I wasn't having much success so I started experimenting with drugs that I thought might improve my imagination and make creating a tulpa easier. Eventually started growing mushrooms and ordering mescaline and LSD off silkroad. Started juggling psychedelics to avoid tolerance build up and I was tulpa tripping almost every other day. I think I broke my mind at some point during this.

Occasionally I get this Alice in Wonderland effect where everything looks really small and far away and there's this feeling of depersonalization that pops up a few times each day. My tulpa is also now my girlfriend and a vivid hallucination that I can speak with and see at any time, but that was intentional so even though I think I'm completely nuts I don't see that as a negative side effect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9650007

I think I gave myself mental illness, but I don't know what illness it is specifically.

I was working on making a tulpa and I wasn't having much success so I started experimenting with drugs that I thought might improve my imagination and make creating a tulpa easier. Eventually started growing mushrooms and ordering mescaline and LSD off silkroad. Started juggling psychedelics to avoid tolerance build up and I was tulpa tripping almost every other day. I think I broke my mind at some point during this.

Occasionally I get this Alice in Wonderland effect where everything looks really small and far away and there's this feeling of depersonalization that pops up a few times each day. My tulpa is also now my girlfriend and a vivid hallucination that I can speak with and see at any time, but that was intentional so even though I think I'm completely nuts I don't see that as a negative side effect.

(reposting since I responded to the wrong person)

[Anonymous No.]

I still sleep with the stuffed animals from my childhood.
I just can't bring myself to get rid of them...

[Anonymous No.]

>>9650055
Sounds like HPPD. That's pretty cool though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9650063
Was replying to
>>9650008

[Anonymous No.]

>>9650063
I have a stuffed animal collection that I didn't want to bring with me when I moved out of my mother's place five years ago because I was self-conscious and I didn't want my roommates to think I was any weirder than they already do or did.

The housing manager said I should bring them over to where I live now if I can get over to my mother's to do so, because I shouldn't feel self-conscious about my collections or my interests. It kind of motivated me a little bit.

...Now if only the phone would start working so I could call my mother about that, among other things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9650021
Be careful because all the stress can fuck up your knees pretty badly, especially if you jog while going downstairs

[Anonymous No.]

>>9650025
I go outdoors because there's a lot of nice bits of nature here and because I want to see if I can interest myself in 3DPD women by measuring their waist-to-hip ratio with my eyes.

...Don't judge me.

[Anonymous No.]

Yes I am excited.
I can wear nice jackets and drive around with the windows up and the AC off, that saves quite a bit of gas.
I wonder why they don't just use the exhaust gasses to power a generator that charges the battery rather than force induction. No one really NEEDS that much power in their engine, and the turbines could be used in other more important things for the people who are interested in just commuting, or don't have a piece of shit car that needs to be super/turbo charged.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9650095
Are your parents rich or something? How can you be a NEET and drive a car?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9650097
I don't believe any poor people could even sustain a NEET.
If your parents can afford to keep your NEET life stable, how can they not afford to give you a car?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9650100
That makes no sense. There are things besides extremes, you know. For instance, I'm being supported, but just by a thread. Anything besides shelter, internet, and occasional food is impossible for me to have.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9650100
Yuppie scum, please go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9650100
I could eat like a king for 3 years with the cost of a shitty car.

[Anonymous No.]

Does anyone else feel like they were born in the wrong time period?

I don't hate working, but I hate work in the way that it exists today. The whole idea of going to interviews to impress some manager in order to get a job and throw away my life so I can do some mindless tasks for a faceless corporation. I would get a paycheck, but the work itself is soul-crushing because it's meaningless.

I wish I lived in some rural village community that you would have seen hundreds of years ago. I would love to work if the labor that I was doing directly contributed to helping me or the members of the close-knit community that I would be living in. Growing crops and trading with other villagers or cutting wood and being a carpenter so I can build things that the people I care about need.

Jobs like that make you feel happy because you're helping the people you know in the community that you love, but now the world is so big that you're just another face in a global community filled with billions of people that don't care about each other at all.

[Anonymous No.]

My mom is trying to get me to do her college course work (online) cause shes a complete baka with computers. It's earth science, I can't take it easy like this. I should of just attend college myself to get away from the house while shes home.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9650127
I just sleep whenever my family is home. Works pretty well. I can go for weeks without saying a word to them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9650125
I feel like I was born a few years too late. I really want have been old enough to experience the internet in the 90s. Only started in 2000, and was too dumb to find 4chan when it launched. I missed out on a number of things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9650133

90's net was great.

It was like the wild west.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9650100
Sure is bourgeois in here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9650125
I believe it's an illusion that life was easier in the past. It was unhygienic, people had to fear to starve to death or die from a simple cold during winter, thieves that no police force would protect you from, and a lot of more shit...

Life got much easier, it's just that humans got used to it. My dream is the opposite of yours. I wish I could live a few hundred years in the future, because science will progress and make our lives even easier and better than they're today.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9650133
Just read through old Usenet posts.

In fact, read through current ones. There's a lot of spam, but it's largely the same.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9650158
Plus, immortality.

Hey, we might live until that technology become available, but our bodies will have already deteriorated so there is going to hardly be a point, unless the mind uploading thing actually happens soon, which I doubt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9650125

This is why communism is great in small numbers, but would never work in the modern world.

If you live in a tiny community where everyone knows each other then people are happy to give away the things that they make and other people are happy to give them the things that they make. Everyone lives well because everyone shares with each other and there's no need for currency or anything like that. Communes still do this to this day and they're very happy.

Humans become increasingly cold and selfish as you add more numbers to the group though. They dehumanize each other and start to see humans as numbers instead of people. They know that there is thousands of people living in their city, but they maybe know the names of 20 of these people. Eventually things like this (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bystander_effect)) start to become normal because no one really cares.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9650164
Eh, it's not the same. The atmosphere of the internet protrudes every orifice, no matter how hidden a branch is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9650172
This is implying that people can't learn to universally understand each other. Small communities are great because it's easier to establish dependent relationships.However, if you take that factor out, most are going to be cold to each other.

I like to believe that global consciousness will evolve and we will eventually treat each other like brothers, strangers or not. I will not be alive at that time, though. But that thought makes me feel happy.

[Anonymous No.]

These past 4 years have gone by too fast /jp/.

How do I protect my memories? I don't want my life experiences to fade away into nothingness. I can't remember everything, but I want to.

What drugs/vitamins/foods do I take in order to improve my memory?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9649896
>>>/v/
>>>/b/

If you have to be racist NEET instead of a nice NEET atleast use terminology that makes you sound less like a 13 year old.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9650201
Eat your cum to improve your memory. It works.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9650125

>apply to dozens of stores, each takes an hour to fill out because it's all online now and you're forced to click through a stupid questionnaire
>wait several days
>never get a call back

I'm just going to find a hobby and turn it into a career. I thought about writing a novel or maybe make my own clothes and sell them online.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9650204
Anyone who uses the word 'nigger' in any context, ironically or seriously isn't worth shit as a person.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9650201
You should consider starting a journal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9650207
Who are you quoting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9650207

Go for it, become the next Stephenie Meyer. All the white teenage girls will be all over your cock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9650201
You can't. Even if you keep some kind of log, you will eventually die and be forgotten. Nobody is going to care about what you wrote, either.

I'm not being hostile, it's just a shot of reality. It's meant to encourage you and see the world for what it is. Impermanent, and always changing. There is no point of trying to hang on to something. Once you fully let go, your life will become much easier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9650097
In my case, I was given a car, fully paid-off when I turned 16.

To answer your question, some /jp/sies have parents who actually love them, and don't just kick them out as soon as they turn 18.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9650221
You think getting a car for your 16th birthday = love? Are you ok in teh brain?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9650221
I still don't understand how parents can sacrifice so much for their offspring. I don't have the capacity to comprehend their empathy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9650125
This is exactly how I feel about working in general, thanks for articulating what I was unable to, anon.

Incidentally, ever played Mother 3? An ideal world would be like Tazmily village in chapter 1.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9650204
>>9650210
good goyim

[Anonymous No.]

>>9650232
lol epic pic man

[Anonymous No.]

>>9650234
thx

[Anonymous No.]

>>9650231
I would love to live in Tazmily. You know, that game alone changed my beliefs to be in more in line with socialism and similar beliefs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9650227

It's mostly a chemical bond between the child and the mother. That's why fathers are far more, "Get the fuck out of the nest already" than mothers usually are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9650237
National socialism is always the answer, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9650204
Take your cultural marxism back to reddit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9650232
Looks like someone set off their Pavlovian triggers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9650218
lol well I could try, very few to no Shiite people can actually become famous in Japan first. There was that Brazilian motor car racer and then that martial art master who actually became a Japanese citizen, but other than that not many whites have become famous through japan.
Emi Myer is half Japanese and she is pretty popular in Japan, but she also first started in Japan.
maybe I can become an actor in America first while still doing kendo. Then eventually work my way to Japan.
my parents told me I have to get out of the basement and as long as I choose some kind of carreer they''ll support me. Maybe something as ridiculous as acting.
but I still need the name of the small towns

[Anonymous No.]

>>9650012
Do a few hundred squats, that will get your heart rate up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9650277
That sure sounds reasonable for someone who doesn't exercise often.

[Anonymous No.]

It was cold and rainy throughout the entire summer for me anyway. We had about 2 hot/sunny days. I hate winter, because its just rain with a lower temperature, I hate living here, I hate summer, I hate everything. I wish it was sunny and hot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9649887
I have a wakeup clock that helps with waking up by lighting up. It's pretty powerful and it helps a lot.

Try to sit on your balcony more, bring a laptop outside while you still can. I try to ride my bike as much as possible- almost no interaction with others at all.

I think it would be a good idea to get one of those lamps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9650125
>I wish I lived in some rural village community that you would have seen hundreds of years ago. I would love to work if the labor that I was doing directly contributed to helping me or the members of the close-knit community that I would be living in. Growing crops and trading with other villagers or cutting wood and being a carpenter so I can build things that the people I care about need.

I can't say anything other than this is exactly how I feel and I think about it all the time. I want to work for my survival, rather than work doing something unrelated that I'm not interested in to earn currency in order to live.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9650133
I could never even afford a computer until 2005, and didn't have a connection until 2006. There are all these people who have 10+ years experience with the internet and computers in general and I wish I had the same experience. I feel like I missed some sort of special age. I'm sure I'd appreciate computers a lot more, too, if I had actually used them back in the beginning.

This can also be troublesome online. If people reminisce about the 90s or something, and I don't know what they're talking about, they assume I'm underaged, when in actuality I'm just poor!

[Anonymous No.]

>>9650289
I wish I had a balcony. I'd use it a lot since I overheat if I stay in my room.

[Anonymous No.]

I eagerly await the fall/winter. It's so much easier to get into my hobbies when I can wrap myself in a big blanket and get comfortable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9650354
It's okay. It's not that hard to catch up. The internet changes a lot but it is very good at documenting itself.

>I feel like I missed some sort of special age
Maybe, but everything you read is a little bit tainted by nostalgia. I think it's great that imageboards have changed so little since they became popular, at least software wise. Western imageboards are some of the last websites I visit that actually feel Web 1.0, and I'm thankful for it. There's also still IRC and Usenet and everything, as another anon said.

I know what you mean though. I kick myself every day for not finding 4chan earlier, or not getting into anime earlier, or whatever. I wish I was older, not older, but born earlier. I think I'll always feel new.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9650354
Then you'd just pine over the days you weren't there for, when people from WEST Germany had things to say about the American political system. And had you been there for that, you'd envy Stallman and his crowd instead.

['el niño' Torres !f.2GTg.ezk No.]

>tfw too scared to shit post all over /jp/ because you were banned last time so you decide to camp out in the NEET threads until something interesting pops up

Nothing interesting ever pops up

[Anonymous No.]

>>9650125
I used to think that way but then I realized no form of work was satisfying to me, because payment has no value for me. Other than basic necessities or comforts there's simply nothing for me to spend it on, I'd rather just do without than work to have anything. If anything I'm grateful that I'm alive in an age where someone with my sheer degree of laziness can be comfortable, and that the internet serves as such an effective tool for staving off boredom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9650415
I think his point was that in an older society, you'd be working directly towards satisfying your needs for food, shelter, comfort, etc, which is more satisfying than being paid money and not having anything to spend on it. I do agree that I have no idea what I'd do in a pre-internet society, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9650423
I was simply answering his first question in my own way.

Though I do think that subsistence isn't quite what it's cracked up to be.

[Anonymous No.]

I've heard great things about the drawing instruction books by Loomis, so I'm going to check those out. I've always desired to be great at drawing, but my passion faded over time. It sounds like the main problem was that I've lacked the fundamentals all this time though, so I'm going see if I can learn something.

[Anonymous No.]

Should I be paying a lot of attention to the pronunciation of kanji?

I'm drilling through kanji and it's easy for me to memorize the characters and their meaning, but I forget the pronunciations very quickly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9650475
By pronunciation do you mean reading? Because that seems like a pretty important thing to remember.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9650475
I have difficulty memorizing the readings as well. Personally, I grind kanji alongside learning compound words. Doing so makes it far easier to attach the common readings to the kanji because it gives them context.

[Anonymous No.]

How do I make a proper omelette. every time I try the eggs end up sticking to the frying pan and become too disgusting to even eat or break apart. I just want a cute omelette thats in one piece...

[Anonymous No.]

>>9650491
Are you using oil? Do you have a non-stick frying pan?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9650485

It's mostly just the Japanese pronunciation part that's confusing for me. I can comprehend what I'm reading as far as the meaning behind the characters, but I couldn't read it aloud in Japanese.

For example, I know that 一 means one and the anki card says that the pronunciation is ICHI/ITSU and I have no idea what that means.

Is it pronounced ichi sometimes and itsu other times? I've seen a couple like this so far that had two different pronunciations and I don't really get it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9650496
Its a teflon pan. I use oil, maybe I'm not using enough?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9650503
It must be old if it sticks... You don't use metal spatulas with it, do you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9650503
Sounds like you're one those characters whose recurring joke is that everything they cook turns out awful for absolutely no reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9650511
Nah plastic or wood. It's not even that old....

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to miss the warm weather. I'll have to go back to dressing in layers and wrapping myself in blankets all day. It takes forever just to get comfy like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9650515
This was me.

>>9650518
>>9650491
Then one day on a lark I used the only clean pan in the house, which happened to be an old as Prussia cast iron affair which had come from some dead relative or another. Magically, things I cooked started to resemble food and look less like charred gore at the bottom of an artillery crater.

Might be an idea to give that a go, if you happen to have one laying around. I have no idea what one would cost new though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9650584
No, I am an ugly human being.

[Anonymous No.]

Does anyone else ever feel incredibly attractive somedays and stare at yourself in the mirror and make poses or dance?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9650584
Doesn't everyone? Naked, of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9650538
In my experience, cast iron works better, especially with meats. I have no idea why. It's like the grease is in the metal or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9650584
I'm disgustingly skinny, have a concave chest and am covered in acne and scars so I never actually feel attractive. But I do occasionally dance and act like a retard in front of a mirror.

I especially like pretending to be a mahou shoujo or an idol for a few minutes every once in a while.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9650597
Unless you are anorexic, skinny is was better than overweight. Don't feel bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9650597
Unless you are very anorexic, skinny is way better than overweight. Don't feel bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9650597
I find people with anorexia incredibly attractive. I eat very little and try to maintain my body to be compact.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9650607
Do you really find anorexics of the gender you're interested in attractive?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9650584
occasionally but not often

[Anonymous No.]

>>9650613
I don't know, lately I've been wondering if I like boys too. For now it's just girls, and yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9650597
I'm really skinny and have a concave chest too, actually. I like to look at myself from the side in the mirror while arching my back. Oddly, it really turns me on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9650584
I think I'm good looking in the mirror, but then I see a photo of myself and realize I've been tricked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9650631

Why does this happen? Are mirrors more accurate or are cameras?

I look at myself in the mirror and I think I'm pretty handsome then I see a picture of me and I look like I have down syndrome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9650158

Medieval peasants actually took it p easy:

http://groups.csail.mit.edu/mac/users/rauch/worktime/hours_workweek.html

[Anonymous No.]

>>9650641
Hunter-gatherers were NEETs

http://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/freedom-learn/200907/play-makes-us-human-v-why-hunter-gatherers-
work-is-play

[Anonymous No.]

>>9650631
>>9650640
Consumer- grade cameras suck ass, is the basic explanation.

Also only 1 photo in 100 are really good etc why else would they hire people who work with photography...

[Anonymous No.]

>>9650631
Photos require skill, good equipment and lighting to look good. That's why professional photographers take hundreds of them and only select a few for publication.

Photos also lack perception of depth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9650640
It might have something to do with the lighting. When I look at myself in the mirror in the dark I think I look pretty alright, but as soon as I look in the mirror with the lights on, I become depressed with what I see.

[Anonymous No.]

Good thing I always skipped taking photos for yearbooks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9650584
I try not to spend too much time looking in the mirror as much as I used to. Just do what I need to do in the bathroom and get out.

[Anonymous No.]

Much love to all of the NEETs. Keep it tru.
Real talk~
<3

[Anonymous No.]

>>9650676
When I was in school I always had to take off my glasses for the photos. I look fine with them on, but once they're off, my face just looks horrible, like it was put together by a baby. I don't know how a pair of glasses makes it look alright.

[Anonymous No.]

who brolicNEET here

[Anonymous No.]

>>9650723
Thanks for that pic bitch, I was eating.

[Anonymous No.]

Listen, /jp/.
I'm a 45 year old Irish man, and I spent 20 years of my life exactly like you.
For 5 years of those 20, I was attending college, and I was like "Fuck the world, don't ask me for shit" while I was there, around classmates, I was the confident guy.
Problem was, those moments were me escaping my horrible, confined life.

It took me 15 years after I finished college to figure out that I wasn't wanting to die in my room, I enjoyed taking walks, just like you guys, I pretended to not want a girl in my life, I was convinced I didn't need any of this shit.
During my years of being confined, my father died of cancer, I didn't go and see him, I was too afraid to leave my house during the day.
He hadn't seen me in around a year, and he died without seeing me again, and I regret that day more than the day I decided to lock my room as a kid.

Please /jp/, enjoy your life, I know you guys are young, I'm still in that mindset, but I work a job, and that keeps me alive.

And don't put people down if they claim to be recluse yet attend college, their job, or have a girlfriend, people are complex, they're possibly just as fucked as you are, and they can drop even lower than you if they lose that.

Also, drugs won't help, at all, it's what kills us people off, and trust me, you don't want to die.

[Anonymous No.]

tried to ride my bike like them jp schoolgirls in those animes since everyone is at work and the roads are all clear in my neighborhood. Gave up after a quarter of a mile and headed back to my basement ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>9650723
>female curlbro

Look at those fatty thighs. Does she even squat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9650746
That was an interesting read. It's still one large projection in the end, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9650746
>Listening to a falseNEET suppresed normal.

Nope.

Who am I quoting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9650756
Who are you quoting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9650746
>Please /jp/, enjoy your life
I'm trying. But I'm really not sure how.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9650767
As I said, college was a total escape for me.
I don't know what American colleges are like, but if you can get into even an animation class, you will start to realize you have a future.
Even if it only lasts for a few years, you'll know that it's better than never getting those school years back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9650746

>Also, drugs won't help, at all

Psychedelics help with these kinds of issues though. They're perfect drugs for digging into your mind and confronting repression and denial that you didn't realize that you had. It's pretty much like therapy.

If there are any NEETs that subconsciously wish that they could be a normal then they would definitely know that after taking some mushrooms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9650746
You realize that there are people who genuinely enjoy the NEET life? Also there are drugs that won't destroy your life at all (codeine).

also what >>9650780 said

[Anonymous No.]

>>9650780
The guy grew up on the anti-drug propaganda that was on the television decades ago (and now). Seems like the internet hasn't changed his mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9650790
>(codeine)
Right, until you graduate to hydrocodone, then oxycodone, then...

(I speak from experience.)

[Anonymous No.]

>>9650790
I guess I'm talking to the hikikomori of /jp/, not exactly NEET, sorry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9650805
Fair enough. Then I have no qualms with your post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9650799
No, ironically, I'm totally for drugs, but losing yourself in drugs, and missing out on everything else in life is a sad place to be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9650746
The thing about the NEETs here that have been this for awhile, is that we accept this lifestyle, and already know what it will lead to. The more recent arrivals are the ones who want to go to college and be normal and the like. We had plenty of time to think this shit over long before we had the chance to talk about it on /jp/, where as these people have only started being this way for a year or two. In the end, they'll come to the conclusion naturally that they must go outside and do all that bullshit. After they've had their little vacation and all that. The number of them that will stay the course with the rest of us, will be negligibly small, and by and large will come to accept the sacrifices this path requires.

Basically, your story won't change anyone's mind.
But you have a nice day now, ya hear?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9650813
Why is it a sad place?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9650810
I've been using codeine for 5+ years and haven't done any other drugs in my life. (smoked pot once in high school and tried DXM once, didnt like it). I do it once or twice per month when I want to take it super easy

[Anonymous No.]

>>9650821
You're a lucky guy then. I would advise against suggesting others take opiates, of all things, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9650815
When you're lost in another world, for me, it wasn't a world I enjoyed.
When you have your imagination and feeling turn on you, it's the time you realize you're going far away from what you wanted.
I wanted an escape, most people will do the drugs for that reason, and once you get locked in that escape, and you want to escape that? That's when you realize your depression is spawning from your addiction.
But hey, if you smoke a little, do some shrooms, whatever, as long as you're enjoying yourself, go ahead.
Once you feel like that doesn't help you escape, you're no longer in charge of what that drug does to you, and taking it past that point will only give you more and more depression.
As I said, depends where are you are in your mind when it comes to drug expirences.
Every ex-addict will tell you, drugs are great when they work for you, and they're totally right, but they'll also tell you that they WILL drag you down once they stop being special.
It's a shame, because it's such an easy fix.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9650829
Anything can consume you if you are that kind of person. Anything from alcohol to fatty foods can become a problem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9650829 here,

>>9650830
is exactly right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9650832
Okay, perhaps, but you don't have to be "that kind of person" to become addicted to highly addictive drugs (opiates, in this case). To suggest otherwise is foolish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9650814
I've been here since the creation of /jp/ and a NEET for even longer. And I still want to be normal someday.


But...only so I can make money and have my own place and buy my own food and luxuries. Otherwise I love being a NEET. I'd do it forever if I could.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9650830
Ah, that definitely makes a lot of sense. I understand what you mean now.

[Anonymous No.]

I know of a genuine NEET, enjoying luxuries in life through inheritance(land/properties). Man he's living the life, not a shut-in by any means, and even attempts to tell others he's a professional photographer.

So fucking jealous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9650835
Well, screw you, goy!
I'm making generalizations here, and you're fucking it all up!

Naturally, there'll be one or two that slip through the cracks. But my point about you already knowing your options should still stand. Besides, if you've been at it that long we both know it'll happen right after you take out the trash.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh, Irish man here, I just thought I'd throw this in.
Anime, manga, Japanese entertainment, this isn't the stuff that will get you confined, in-case any of you are afraid of that stereotype.
Enjoy it all, it keeps you happy, right?
The N.H.K isn't out to get you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9650857
>The N.H.K isn't out to get you.
That sounds like something *THEY* would say...

[Anonymous No.]

>>9650780

It makes me feel so sad and angry when I think about this. Psychedelics could have helped so many people, especially all of the people who don't have much success with traditional therapy or just can't afford it.

Things could have been different if it wasn't for fucking Leary and all of those damn hippies. They were so arrogant and shook the boat way too much. The whole thing scared the shit out of all of the old politicians and parents and they scrambled to bring down that huge sweeping psychedelic ban which made everything illegal and barred scientists from doing any further studies on the medicinal value of psychedelics.

[HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus No.]

>>9650868

Things are so easily blown out of proportion. Timothy Leary advocated terapeutic use of psychadelics; Edward Teller advocated generous use of hydrogen bombs - both have at different times been dubbed the most dangerous man in America, although only Leary was so by a president.

Apparently small mushrooms are more frightening than really large ones.

[Anonymous No.]

What is the difference between a falsNEET and a truNEET?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9650993
Faith in the one true G*d.

[Anonymous No.]

Funny how similar people think. I was going to reply to a couple posts, but then noticed that people have replied expressing almost the same thoughts.

[Anonymous No.]

I gotta take an epic as HELL shit right now.

[Dexwyde !mbHjxjfHlA No.]

wich Daughter of Chaos wud u fuk

[Anonymous No.]

>>9651184
Is Dark Souls a good game? I haven't played a single player rpg in ages.

[Anonymous No.]

What's the difference between a NEET and a hikimori?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9651184
the cursed one

[Anonymous No.]

>>9651257
ExclusiveNEETs are usually just shy normals.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9651254
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9651066

Stop shitting up the board already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9651257
NEET= Not in Employment, Education, or Training.
A hikikomori is a shut-in. Typically doesn't leave their house/room with the exception of a late night grocery trip or whatnot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9651351
Wow!!
Did you learn all that from watching Welcome to the NHK!?

[Anonymous No.]

I like being a NEET but i feel terribly guilty about living off my parent's money and at the same time i don't have the motivation to find a job. What should i do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9651363
Stop having feelings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9651358
Please don't bully.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9651368
you know how2 deal with life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9651372
Please don't promote shitposting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9651374
Apathy is certainly easier to attain than motivation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9651382
I'm already apathetic, the only thing i'm not apathetic about is my parents because they work hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9651377

[Anonymous No.]

>>9651386
more like pathetic am i right guys lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>9650746
I'm a NEET and I'm happy. I don't know why everyone is so "ohh I was a neet but I regret that coz my father died and i understood the meaning of life duuh". Fuck off, depressed fags, I'm happy and you are not. deal with it.

[Dexwyde !mbHjxjfHlA No.]

>>9651254
it's the best RPG

[Anonymous No.]

>>9651536
more like its your first RPg if you honestly think that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9651549
Best Western-style RPG at least.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9651551
yeah no

[Anonymous No.]

>>9651555
Best gameplay and best that isn't 20 years old. I can't take you seriously and attack your taste if you don't give me examples of what you think is better, you know.

[Anonymous No.]

Stop fighting guys. You're tearing this family apart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9651560
Fallout 2, Jagged Alliance 2, The Witcher, Baldurs Gate 2, Dungeon Crawl Stone Soup, Diablo 2, Planescape Torment, Temple of Elemental Evil, Arcanum, Shit, the list can go on.

Its a good game with nice gameplay but it sure as HELL isnt anywhere near 'best RPG'.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9651575
Lots of that is shit and most of it is ancient. You're blinded by nostalgia. Good games don't necessarily need a (good) story. Go read a book if you want that. Unfortunately it's very late here and I can't have this discussion right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9651254
No, it's not fun at all. Not because of the difficulty, it's simply just not fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9651585
Crawl back to whatever shit board you came from kid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9651591
>>9651585
Get out of /jp/, k-kudasai!

[Anonymous No.]

>>9651575
>The Witcher, Baldurs Gate 2, Diablo 2, Planescape Torment

Nope. Go read a book or watch a movie if you care about story.

Diablo is mindless grindathon trash.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9651585
>>9651598

lol yea those old shit games arent as e/b/ig as my fave game skyrim. fus doh rah!!

[Anonymous No.]

This quickly turned into /v/. I am however curious about Dark Souls as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9651602
Morrowind is shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9651608
I agree, so is Dark Souls. The game isn't even hard unless you started playing games yesterday and the difficulty is supposed to be the main draw. Memorizing patterns is so hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9651605
I really hated the aesthetic style of it for as long as I could remember. Regardless, I couldn't resist falling into the trap because of all the praise it received. It's uninstalled now, thankfully.

[Anonymous No.]

>The summer is over and it's going to get nice and cold again. I personally can't wait. Those few months were really uncomfortable.
It's winter here where I live, yet the temperature has been hanging at something around 30ºC every day. What the fuck.

As for Dark Souls, I don't think I have enough patience to play that game.

[Dexwyde !mbHjxjfHlA No.]

>>9651549
I've played like four Final Fantasy games and all of the Pokemons, so you better check yourself b4 you wreck yourself son

[Anonymous No.]

>>9651633
Figured as much.

[Anonymous No.]

>Are you guys excited?
No, all my friends are graduating college this year and I failed out. I feel like the biggest failure on the planet. I can't justify my life to anyone anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9651645
Dude just call your friends and go pussyhunting this weekend, you'll feel better.

[Anonymous No.]

I was just outside and I noticed some really interesting lines in the sky. They were orange and contrasted strongly against the pale purple sky. They stretched from the mountains the sun was hiding behind in the west all the way to the full moon in the east. There were quite a few of them. I'd never seen sunstreaks so apparent or large before. They amazed me.

It's a nice evening so I'm taking a trip to the Subway down the street for some cookies to go with this liter of mugicha.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9651645
Why do you feel that way? It's important to remember that any institution and the implications of each are man-made. It doesn't objectively define you as a person if you have chosen to follow in their footsteps or not.

[Dexwyde !mbHjxjfHlA No.]

I also have no idea why people say Dark/Demon's Souls are western style RPGs. The game design could not possibly be more Japanese. They're practically action games with a bunch of RPG junk thrown on top of everything. The western influence begins and ends in the art design (which is stellar).

[Anonymous No.]

>>9651655
>the art design
That's why. People have learned to call out whether an RPG is a JRPG or a WRPG based solely on how it looks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9651651
It'd be one thing if I didn't care about college and wanted to be a neet right out of high school. But I wanted to be a Physicist and had high expectations for myself, but between the math and a rather serious lack of motivation I developed it never came to fruition. Everyone had such high expectations of me, I feel like I let a lot of people down, most of all myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9651655
"RPG Elements" transcend cultural boundaries.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9651655
Because outside of the differences in art style and crude morality systems that you don't see in JRPGs, they're both pretty much the same thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9651662
>I wanted to be a Physicist
>serious lack of motivation
This is really contradictory, anon. If you truly wanted to be a physicist, you would find the motivation to do what is needed for that. A possibility is that deep in your heart that is not what you truly want, or the reasons for wanting it are not aligned with your true intentions in life.

>Everyone had such high expectations of me, I feel like I let a lot of people down
Why do you care about what other people expect of you? Think about /jp/ as a whole for a moment. Society had expectations of them to go out, study, and work. /jp/ rejected this and adopted a different lifestyle that made them much more happier.

>most of all myself.
I understand what you are going through. I think you just need to look into what you truly want in life. I suggest you try some psychedelics. They will greatly assist you in that regard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9651696
I don't know what to do then. I guess I don't know what I want. I don't really want to do anything. Sure I'm interested in science and I'm interested in computers but what do I do if I'm only interested in pursuing them as a hobby and not a career?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9651696
>If you truly wanted to be a physicist
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/No_true_Scotsman
>much more happier
Please don't post if you don't know English.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9651707
Are you saying that a career/job has to be painful?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9651654
They were out of chocolate chip and I asked then if there'd be more later in the night. I meant later pretty vaguely since the place is open 24/7. They said they'd put some in right away, I told them I'd be back, and now I feel like I forced them to make more. They would have needed to make more anyway, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9651716
Please don't bully me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9651718
>They would have needed to make more anyway, right?
No, I'm sure they were planning on just losing the business of everyone who came in looking for chocolate chip cookies. Didn't you know they spend 3 hours making them from scratch?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9651716
My cat's name is English.

Your move, nerdnik.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9651714
No, not at all. I guess I'm just not sure what I want. I don't really know why I feel unmotivated. I like science more than any other subject, maybe I'm just not cut out for the rigors of college. I'm honestly not sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9651718
Its their fucking job to make the cookies. Goddamn stop trolling me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9651736
Well people more go there for the subs. Any way, I'll try to clear things up when I go back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9651731
I was talking about my cat. I don't care what yours is named.

[Anonymous No.]

Whoever makes the next NEET thread, make sure to include NO BULLYING in the opening post, thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9651758
Seconded. This is becoming a serious problem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9651758
I'll stop bullying the day /a/ stops posting in NEET threads.

[Anonymous No.]

wahh bullies how will oh so sensitive me deal with this ;__;

[Anonymous No.]

>>9651735

Different anon here and I know how you feel. I'm in a similar position after failing out of my major due to a lack of motivation and depression. I was also a science major and it has already been a year but I'm still not sure how I let it happen. But I know for a fact that even though I enjoy science, I just didn't give a damn about my future career. I was only in it for the money mostly and I think I only picked it originally because there really isn't any fields that interest me that much. Like the other anon said, perhaps your lack of motivation was caused by studying something that you weren't passionate for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9651775
>>9651776
Please stop bullying.

[Anonymous No.]

So what are the best exercises for a poor person who isn't a hikkikomori but would still perfer to avoid going outside? Also healthy cheep food to eat? I heard not having a shit body could make you feel happier. Plus wake up early, which I love to do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9651814
see
>>9650012

[Anonymous No.]

>>9651780
>>9651735
you guys who are considering dropping out of college should really reconsider it. Stop being foolish and don't waste your college years, get an internship and a good paying job. if you don't you'll probably end up working in construction like me just to make ends meet. not easy work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9651858
They should do what they want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9651858
You are a long way from home, sheep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9651858
Ideally I'm looking to go back, I'm working in fast food now and it sucks. I just need to figure out how to be successful before I go or else I'm just wasting money.

How funny, we used to joke in AP Chem senior year about the general classes and how they would end up serving us burgers. Guess it's pretty ironic how things turned out.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to go to the beach before summer is over, just to see the sunset and feel the sand and water

but im afraid of the jews, they lay their eggs this time of year..

[Anonymous No.]

>>9651858
I'd suggest the opposite. If they're having second thoughts they should back out before they put themselves thousands, possibly tens of thousands of dollars in debt. College isn't free, at least not where I live it isn't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9651858
I'd suggest people do an aptitude test.
they aren't cheap ($1000) but if you're at college, chances are you could afford it.

I think $1000 to find out what careers suit you is pretty cheap, when you're going to be working in a field for say 10-15 years, might as well do something you're good at and enjoy.

they tell you what you're good and bad at skillwise- you might have for instance really good empathy and that suits you to a career in nursing or something like that, which you didn't previously consider or realise. But then you might find you have poor mathematical skills and will have to try hard to get good at drug calculations and whatnot.

[Anonymous No.]

isn't NEET

no education, employment, or training?
why are you fags in college

community college master race here 1k semesters for core courses with transerable credits so far my entire 4 year degree is going to cost me alittle less than 20k

[Anonymous No.]

>>9652742
Why on earth would you pay $1000 to find out something that you should already know if you're not utterly retarded? Anyone who's at least gone through high school, and likely even middle school, is going to know already what they're good at and what they aren't.

[Anonymous No.]

Guy!

I got a desk. I am not longer sitting on my couch with a TV tray for my monitor.

It's pretty cool, it was only $40 at Big Lots. It's got a glass top and you can put pictures and stuff under the glass. I put this Bernie Wrightson Frankenstein print someone gave me for my birthday a few years ago under the glass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9652782
What if you suck at everything except neeting it up around the house like a 20 year old cat? I think I'm pretty much retarded, I never passed a math exam in highschool and I only managed to graduate because the staff owned some favors to my family and they tampered with my test results.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9652782
Sure, it's a given that you'll know some of the things you're good at- especially more tangible/academic skills such as maths and literacy, but only through testing will you find out about others.

I doubt, for instance, that the average person would know whether they have qualities suited to being a business executive or a manager.

Which on a side note, business CEOs and whatnot are often suited to people with psychopathy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9652895

I would rather kill myself than be a CEO. This test sounds stupid and I really don't see how it applies to this thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9652895
Do you work for an aptitude testing company or something? If you're the type of person who would do well as a CEO or manager, you're going to recognize that you're good at making decisions and managing people from a relatively early age. If you don't, you're not cut out to be one, because you're apparently oblivious to people's strengths and weaknesses.

[Anonymous No.]

STOP TALKING ABOUT WORK

[Anonymous No.]

>>9652908
>Do you work for an aptitude testing company or something?
Nope. I just know how confusing it can be when you don't know if you're doing the right university course, and felt inclined to throw out an option.

>you're going to recognize that you're good at making decisions and managing people from a relatively early age.
I suppose so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9652839
Sucks to be you, then. It's a shame you weren't born a genius like me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9652923

This is not a school or work thread. Please leave.

[Anonymous No.]

>wake up and see normies in my NEET thread
>start green texting and misusing the quote function
>still not as big a faggot as the normies

Fuck this shit, might as well go back to sleep

[Anonymous No.]

>>9652938
Please do.

[Anonymous No.]

Lately I've been having a lot of dirty thoughts about real women. How do I rid my soul of this lewdness?

[Anonymous No.]

How do you guys even get drugs? Not all of you are getting them off Silk Road, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9652975

Having dirty thoughts is never a bad thing.

[Anonymous No.]

I wish I was a NEET.

Only a few more months and I can quit college and return to the sweet life.

How I envy you all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9652975
>>>/a/

[Anonymous No.]

Why dont you guys get jobs until you can retire, and then live the rest of your lives in NEET paradise.

[Anonymous No.]

I got my cookies. I explained I didn't mean to cause trouble and the girl went on about people who do actually cause trouble and told me not to worry. I left a dollar in the tip jar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9653068
She probably felt sorry for you. I would too if someone came into my store and acted that autistic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9653067

Why should we work our asses off and hate our lives during our peak physical and mental condition just for the promise of some time, far in the future where we will be able to take it easy but not appreciate it as our bodies and mind will have withered to the point where we can barely do anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9653072
Maybe. It's not the first time I've gone in specifically for cookies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9652771
I've noticed this and it bothers me greatly. These threads aren't much more than talk about school and work/jobs. Why does nobody discuss NEET life?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9653067

I did retire.

I just chose to retire before 30 instead of waiting until I was 70.

[CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM No.]

>>9652771
>pretending to be NEET while not actually being anything remotely close

Welcome to modern /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9653098
I thought you weren't ever coming back here again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9653098

So, I went to my professor and told him that I knew currybutt and he should give me an extension.

I showed him your post and now I get a week extension without penalty. Thanks currybutt!

[Anonymous No.]

>>9653098
>Welcome to modern /jp/.

Says the guy who doesn't provide a source for his quote.

[CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM No.]

>>9653102
I told you it would work, please remember to save it for others to use in the future and not abuse it only for yourself.

>>9653106
I use green text the right way - as a decorative text color.

[Anonymous No.]

How do I make friends?

Internet friends of course.

[Anonymous No.]

lel curryass just got banned

[Anonymous No.]

>>9653198
I don't think there is a set recipe for making friends. I found my friends on a forum and started to know more people through him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9653198
>make friends
>>>/soc/

Also before you go, you need to know that you dont make friends. You either become friends automatically or you dont. Real friendship doesnt require effort.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9652015
This. If you live in America avoid the scam that is college. Even if you decide to study abroad, you will still be jewed by international student fees, and end up paying the same exhorbitant prices.

If you are lucky enough to have been born european, try it out, see if it suits you, it is free for EU citizens after all.

>>9651780
I failed my major too, but it was because I couldn't handle the combination of social anxiety, and the forced, constant socialization that lab classes require. Also all the forced oral presentations and public speaking in general. One day I just snapped, and simply stopped going. I haven't been back yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9653208
But I don't want to be friends with disgusting /soc/ normals. I want to be friends with /jp/ers and other NEETs.

[Anonymous No.]

Friends are too much work. You guys are the only friends I can handle. Real friends require attention. No one here would care if I died tomorrow. I like it that way.

[Anonymous No.]

I actively avoid making new friends. It's too much hassle to get to know someone.

[Anonymous No.]

Fellow social anxiety NEETs, do you wish you could make friends and socialize normally?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9653825
No, I'm fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9653825
I sometimes fantasize about living with a /jp/ friend, but I don't wish to socialize normally. I had a non-/jp/ friend before that shared my interests in VNs/games/anime and that was great, until their interests became limited to doing nothing but smoking weed and sleeping. Eventually, the occasional invitations to hang out just stressed me out and I cut off contact.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to explore outside but I don't want to physically exert myself by walking.
What's a good electric scooter I can save up my autism bux for? They seem perfect; no license required, no gas, relatively cheap. Anyone have experience with them?

[Anonymous No.]

Parents are making me fill out applications tomorrow, hopefully I get hit by a truck or something.

[Anonymous No.]

Got some jasmine green tea yesterday. Got home and put it in the fridge and was excited all night to drink it today. The first thing I did when I woke up was poured myself a nice cold glass of it.

[Anonymous No.]

GOOD MORNING FRIENDS!

[Anonymous No.]

hi

[Anonymous No.]

Am I the only one who wishes they could get rich, and start up some house full of rooms for NEETs. They could be a bunch of really small rooms, with a comfy futon, a comfy chair, and a computer desk for computers. Then I'd get a really great internet connection, and all the NEETs could live there. And then I could make them food every now and then.