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9647669 No.9647669[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

Who is the most disgusting, ugly, weird or obnoxious weeaboo you know IRL?

Pic related, it's my cousin.

>> No.9647677

I am.

>> No.9647678

He looks like he's enjoying himself.

Are you, OP?

>> No.9647680

this one guy at anime club

>> No.9647682

Nobody I know likes anything /jp/ related.

>> No.9647684

there is some nerd I talk to who browses /jp/ unironically

>> No.9647692

>>9647669
He's probably here now lol

You're pretty mean man.

Good luck explaining this one to him.


Besides that, didn't I see a thread earlier this week asking if /jp/ had any family they knew of posting here?

Maybe that was your cousin reaching out to you, or maybe it was you expressing your hatred for him.

Either way I'm sure he'll see this and post your face next, along with your personal info.

They say /jp/ doesn't forgive or forget, just like
>>>/b/

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>>9647692
This has been in his profile pics on Facebook for years. And he has it laying around in his room in plain sight and doesn't bother to hide it when other people including his aunt (my mom) and grandmother are in the room. And now he's also a hardcore ponyfag, he literally knows every line of every episode of MLP: FiM by heart and will talk in total sync with the TV whenever it comes on. He's failed college twice, once at his local community college (didn't even show up for classes) and again with some online Phoenix/DeVry type school. His mom was in the hospital last year and almost died of stage 4 Burkitt's lymphoma while he was at home watching animu on his computer. He's 21 and already worse off than CWC, I swear that man will never reach redemption.

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>>9647766
Sounds like seppeku is the only option left.....

No no idk man.

That's pretty sad, but that is what almost all of /jp/ may be like......minus the pony thing

>> No.9647794

>>9647682
this...

>> No.9647795

There's a girl in my Japanese language course who feels no shame in letting everyone know what a weeaboo she is.

Also I wish my cousin were a weeaboo. He's a /b/tard and it's his fault I ever found this damn website.

Anyway, I wish that I actually did know more weeaboos IRL. Maybe some of them wouldn't be annoying and we could talk about anime together.

>> No.9647806

>>9647795
When I told my only friend about 4chan some years ago he immediately went to /soc/ for about two weeks before deciding 4chan was boring and never visiting again.

>> No.9647804

>>9647682
My siblings know that I watch "Chinese cartoons" because of the anime DVDs I'd get off of the family netflix account. Aside from that I've done pretty well concealing my power level.

>> No.9647801

>>9647795
>Also I wish my cousin were a weeaboo. He's a /b/tard and it's his fault I ever found this damn website.

I've read this before...

>> No.9647810 [DELETED] 

>tfw half japanese and don't know whether I should consider whyself a weeaboo

>> No.9647813

Your cousin looks little like Boyakki.

>> No.9647819 [DELETED] 

>>9647810
*myself

>> No.9647820

>>9647684
Don't make fun of me I though we were friends.

>> No.9647828

>>9647806
>he immediately went to /soc/

Why the hell would he do that? What is there on the camwhoring containment board aside from camwhores?

Doesn't he have any interests in anything?

>> No.9647841

>>9647828
He's probably just extremely boring.

>> No.9647856

>>9647801
I've mentioned it in "how did you discover 4chan" threads before. The story about how my /b/tard cousin saw me looking at lolcats sometime back in 2007 and he just had to show me where they came from.

/b/ is something I've always steered well away from but I was immediately drawn into some of the other boards.

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>>9647813
There must be race of Boyakkis out there.

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>> No.9647896

>>9647883
Except that bullies usually are all of those things, because the worst bullies are the most popular kids.

There's some psychologist or sociologist who did all this research about how the idea of a bully as a misunderstood kid from a broken down family who acts out for attention is largely based on nothing, and most bullies are the cool kids asserting their tribal dominance over the nerds in their classrooms.

>> No.9647904

At least you didn't use the word "Otaku" OP, because attention whores like him (who uses facebook on top of that) aren't Otaku.

>> No.9647898

>>9647828
Whenever we play a game and get into Ventrilo, his webcam mic is always on. He always seems to have a blast telling me how he likes to go on Chatroulette and Omegle, or what he does at the gym, or tells me the story of some random sports player I don't care about. I guess that paints him as a fairly normal person until you learn he can't accept packages at the door or answer the door to get pizza because he "doesn't know what to do". He's incredibly awkward around people in real life, yet from what I can gather he wants to be normal. The worst kind of person.

The only reason I still play games with him online is because we share the same sense of humor and I like to laugh.

>> No.9647922

>>9647898
Have you called him out on it?

>> No.9647962

>>9647922
Not over everything, only some things. In the end it seems like he listens to what I tell him but always tells me it's "still weird".

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>>9647922
I sort of have, if counting advice I've given him regarding basic hygiene and getting out of the house more often.

Pic related, my profile pic. Just to show that no matter how much I let myself go, I don't think I will ever be as unattractive or amass as vast of an amount of fail as him.

>> No.9647986

>He's incredibly awkward around people in real life, yet from what I can gather he wants to be normal. The worst kind of person.

I kind of feel bad for him

>> No.9647991

>>9647976
Please do not impersonate me. I also don't have any kind of "profile pic" and I find that incredibly offensive.

I'm not even white either.

>> No.9647995

>>9647976
oh nooooooooooooooooooooooo

>> No.9648018

>>9647976
Is that really you?....

>> No.9648048

>>9647986
I don't. There's nothing odd about him him aside from something in the back of his mind that makes him act odd around people he doesn't know. He has completely normal hobbies and interests and could easily find someone else with similar hobbies and interests to talk with if he wanted, and it seems like he does.

He also procrastinates to a horrible level. When he turned 16 he said he was going to wait until he was 18 to get a drivers license because you didn't need the 5 month or so learner's permit. When he turned 18 he said he was going to wait until he turned 21 so he didn't need to go back in to get a normally formatted license (under 21 is orientated vertically). When he turned 21 he decided he didn't need to drive and only got an ID to drink. After that he moved away and only recently got a license at 23 because he didn't like having an out of state ID and figured he should finally get a license.

Before he got his license his mother drove him to the store for beer. His favorite is Corona, which is equally infuriating.

He's put in multiple job applications and I tell him to always call, but he never does. When he doesn't get the job he acts depressed when he never did anything more than turning in an application in the first place.

>> No.9648081

Honestly... all the weaboos I know personally are either awesome or entertaining. Which is kind of odd now that I think about it. Maybe that means I'm the disgusting/ugly/weird/obnoxious one.

>> No.9648074

>>9647806
>/soc/ only opened in january of 2011
>some years ago

newfag xDD

>> No.9648079

>>9647991
Derp, I thought it was in response to my posts, my bad.

>> No.9648083

>>9648048
>His favorite is Corona, which is equally infuriating.

Disgusting.

>> No.9648090

Why would you put your own cousin on blast like that?

>> No.9648093

>>9648048
>I tell him to always call
that doesn't work
places like office depot have an HR dept that calls if you're qualified. They tell me to just wait.

>> No.9648096

>>9648081
They're hit or miss. With miss being the absolute majority. I went to the anime club at my uni for a couple of weeks before I stopped going because I vast majority of the people there annoyed the hell out of me (and also because there were A LOT of people there and that made me super anxious). I feel pretty bad because I stopped talking with the few people in there that I liked in order to get away from it and they probably hate me now. Oh well.

>> No.9648102

>>9648090
Don't pretend there is some kind of honor force field that stops people from hating their family, mate.

>> No.9648147

>>9648102
Hating your family is fine but why tell everyone else?

>> No.9648170

>>9648147
To humiliate the fat shit like he deserves

>> No.9648217

>>9648096
I guess I've seen or overheard some pretty annoying weaboos, but I never really had continuous contact with those people so I didn't count them. Actually, there is one exception now that I think about it... this guy who called himself DomFortress. He was pretty goddamn annoying.

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