/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

>long day at work
>get home, just want to sleep
>sleep
>wake up, hearing noises
>it's 2AM
>new next door neighbour is playing COD with the window open
>keeps swearing loudly when he dies every five seconds
>I hear him constantly going "I'm not dying all the time" repeatedly, growing more irritated
>lean out window
>"HEY MATE IT'S BLOODY 2AM SHUT UP"
>he pulls off his headset
>"Sorry mate" he says distractedly as he dies again
>he doesn't shut up
>"HEY MATE STOP FUCKING DYING AT COD AND GO TO BED"
>"I'M NOT DYING JESUS"
>he flips his shit and throws his controller out the window at me
>it lands in the garden
>his mum comes in and starts yelling at him and he gets completely embarassed
>"It's 2'0'fucking-clock byron why the hell aren't you in bed?"
>"but mum my friend bazza needed me to play tonight"
>"Don't be such a drongo byron."
>go back to bed

[a worthless person !Ev06XYcl12 No.]

Adding Sanae doesn't make this /jp/ related...I'm sure /v/ would like to talk about videogame-related quotes with you.