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9641805 No.9641805[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

Here's an idea /jp/. Forget our mansion. Let's buy a nice beach house in the Florida Keys. They're good at taking it easy over there. We put our bux together for rent, take it easy next to the beach, and live in a tropical paradise. We can fish in front of our house (and on a private beach) so we can prepare our own dinner. It'll be really fun! Like a section of our own little island!

>> No.9641809

Why the fuck did you make this thread?

>> No.9641812

Mansions are for people who have a really huge incomes

>> No.9641814

>>9641809
Why are you being so confrontational? Take it down a notch, Anon did nothing wrong.

>> No.9641815

It's hot in there, people will just spend all day fucking

>> No.9641816

Fuck FL see you in CA

>> No.9641817
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>>9641812
Hence why we purchase just a house. Maybe four of us to start.

>>9641809
S-Sorry...

>>9641815
We'll make sure it's equipped with AC.

>> No.9641818

But I want to live in a tiny, depressing box apartment in Japan where the only view is the neighbouring building.

>> No.9641823

>>9641816
CA is filled with faggots.

>> No.9641829

/jp/'s tropical lovenest.

>> No.9641834

>>9641823
You'll fit right in, cocksleeve

>> No.9641841
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9641841

i hate living in hell

see you all in Japan

>> No.9641843

I'll pass on living with a bunch of sluts like you.

>> No.9641844

OP here, I'm also not taking about some shitty populated island like Key West. We can take a nice sparsely populated middle key like Boot Key or Lower Matecumbe Key.

>> No.9641854

The Keys have lots of iguanas and homeless people, no thank you.

>> No.9641856

>>9641843
Fine, two beach houses. One for the slutty little girls, and one for the pure and ladylike little girls.

>> No.9641861

The only people who take this mansion shit serious are suffering from severe autism.
Please delete this thread, OP.

>> No.9641865

I hate these threads. I know I'm being "no fun allowed", but it actually nags me because I actually would like to do this seriously.

>> No.9641884

>>9641865
So does everyone. Let's make a serious effort to make it a reality.

You first.

>> No.9641889

>>>/q/

>> No.9641902
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>>9641861
You're banned from our /jp/ beach house

>> No.9641907

>>9641805
i hate the sun, beaches, fish and tropical climate

>> No.9641913

>>9641902
le xDDD

It's unfunny for people who would actually want to do it. It's like the fucking "no-bully" thing.

>> No.9641915 [DELETED] 
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9641915

can i come
i can clean and stuff as long as i dont have to be outside for long periods and like as long as theres airconditioning i heard from my frien who lives in florida that its hot and im not used to heat
i dont need much food or anything :s

>> No.9641919

Is this the "Secret clubhouse" for manchildren?

>> No.9641925

>>9641919
you sure know how to fucking pwn nerds.
high five bro.

>> No.9641928

>>9641902
I-it's not like I wanted to live with you anyway...

>> No.9641940
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9641940

can i come
i can clean and stuff as long as i dont have to be outside for long periods and like as long as theres airconditioning i heard from my frien who lives in florida that its hot and im not used to heat
i dont need much food or anything :s

also @nsj please dont delete my on topic posts! either im on topic or the thread isnt so delete the thread dont stalk me across the board please! if you have a problem with me simply email me at my address fukunex@gmail.com and we can sort it out! thank you!

>> No.9641941

>>9641907
But don't you want to see /jp/sies in their bold swimsuits, frolicking on the beach and splashing each other while giggling?

>> No.9641950

>>9641940
Can I email you?

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>>9641950
if u want to!!

>> No.9641976

Fat and emaciated nerds frolicking in the beach

sounds like an image of hell

>> No.9641979

Lets just buy a warehouse in mexico then
We can get lodsofemone by allowing the cartels to store their goods there
then with the profits we can buy /jp/ mansion

>> No.9641980 [DELETED] 

>>9641950
if u want to you can!! if its details about the house yea

>> No.9641998

I'm in. Someone would need to marry me, though, so I can get a greencard.

>> No.9642008

>>9641998
Where are you from? Are you a girl?

>> No.9642011

The Keys will be below sea level at the end of the decade.

>> No.9642018

>>9641998
oh yea thats true... i cant get married i need to save myself

>> No.9642043

>>9641805
>Let's buy
With what money?

>> No.9642068

>>9642018
Save yourself from what.

>> No.9642077

>>9642068
gotta save myself til i find sum1 i love

>> No.9642082
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9642082

>>9642043
Bank of America

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