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9641135 No.9641135 [Reply] [Original]

What if Touhous were cops

>> No.9641136

btw fug the bolice (litterally)

>> No.9641139 [DELETED] 

They would be like me then drunk and fat.

>> No.9641143
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>> No.9641145 [DELETED] 
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What if I was a cop?

How would you deal with a MAD SCIENTIST COP?

>> No.9641146 [DELETED] 

>>9641141
Why are you posting pictures of Coal?
He was confirmed to not be Tokiko a long while ago.

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>>9641146

>> No.9641151

>>9641146
Oh, so it's you this time.

I still don't know why you aren't rangebanned.

>> No.9641153

>>9641148
Why is someone throwing balls at that dyke?

>> No.9641156
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"I'll be fine but hurry, the criminal is getting away!"

>> No.9641161

>>9641156
y-you too

>> No.9641169 [DELETED] 

>>9641151
it's me this....what?

>> No.9641180

all cops are pigs
fucking stopping me for 90 in a 55
the nerve!

>> No.9641187

>>9641156
She could clearly just slide her hands out of those cuffs.

>> No.9641188

>>9641187
psst... she want to be raped

>> No.9641198
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"I'm sorry, Mr. Anonymous, but I am going to have to give you an intensive cavity search. Now drop your trousers and stick your cute butt out."

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>>9641188
Y-you lost me...

>> No.9641205

>>9641198
b-but my butt is hairy

>> No.9641216

>>9641205
So is hers

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>>9641205
"No exceptions. Our records show that you have a history of internet piracy. I need to make sure you don't have any illegal downloads stored inside your anus. Now bend over, you buttpirate."

>> No.9641229

>>9641135
what if ur mom saw u shitpost

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I AM THE LAW

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I was thinking of some You're Under Arrest & Touhou character crossovers, but couldn't come up with any.

>> No.9641232

>>9641224

Show me yours and I'll show you mine.

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>>9641229
"Shitposting is against the law on /jp/."

>>9641232
"This isn't a negotiation. Now do it before I force you to."

>> No.9641247

>>9641241
so is roleplaying, yiffmeister

>> No.9641251

http://yaoihaven.wetpaint.com/page/Sexual+Roleplay+Chatroom+%28Large%29

>> No.9641255

wld u fuk ran

>> No.9641269

>>9641255

I want her to handcuff me and tell me I'm a bad boy before she pepper sprays me and beats me with her stick.

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In the Otaku Culture Board the people are represented by two separate, yet equally important groups. The posters who report shitposting and the Janitors who prosecute the offenders. These are their stories.

>> No.9641299

best thread on /jp/, though right now there's a lot of competition

>> No.9641304

>>9641295
me on the bottom left

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>> No.9641347

>>9641198
OK, but be gentle please

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>>9641269
"Oh, you are going to be beat and sprayed by my "stick" aright."

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"Stop, in the name of the law! This is the Virgin Police. We have reports that you are in the possession of one intact virginity. Such contraband is illegal here and I am afraid we will have to confiscate your virginity immediately."

>> No.9641395

Damn it Reimu, that little girl you beat up was the Senator's daughter! We're going to be up to our necks in this!

>> No.9641408

>>9641395
"the senators? time ta stomp over the big guys big castle then lol" *puts shades on* -reimu

>> No.9641415 [DELETED] 

no roleplaying please.

>> No.9641422 [DELETED] 

>>9641415

Fuck off, Tokiko.

>> No.9641431

>>9641314

I like this one

>> No.9641470

>>9641136
YOU FUCKING STOLE MY JOKE ASSHOLE

>> No.9643852

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tlW7lODQsc

>> No.9644072

what if my dick was a touhou. Would you suck it?

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Joke's been said, I just thought it was more fitting, but I thought the internet would've turned up something more pleasant.

>> No.9644116

>>9644072
no, id fuk it

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>>9641135
Sup.

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I find the japanese police cool,but I don't know why

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