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H-have you been eating properly, Anon-kun? I heard that... that you are still eating lots of ramen a-and soda... and too much fried foods. Y-you shouldn't eat that stuff so much because... because it's bad for you...

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>> No.9639765

i eat what i wanna eat

>> No.9639771

>>9639763
source?

>> No.9639772

I only eat ramen sparingly, and only my own recipe. The flavoring that comes with it isn't very good and is very unhealthy.

I don't drink any soda.

I probably do eat too much fried food, that's true. I'll try to improve.

>> No.9639776

>>9639761
For fuck sake, let me die peacefully! Always trying to make me do stuff good for me...
LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!

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What would happen if I chugged this

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>>9639765
>>9639772
Why aren't you posting YuriYuro, you self-absorbed fagmasters?

>> No.9639789

>>9639772
Fried foods are not bad for you if prepared properly.

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>>9639765

She's right Anon-san. You make everyone worry with your unhealthy eating habits and seemingly non-existent exercise regime. Why, I don't think I've seen you doing more then five minutes of physical exertion in near memory, and what I have seen you doing was more coincidence than anything planned. Do you enjoy such a slovenly life?

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>> No.9639821

FUCK YOU BITCH I DO WHAT I WANT

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>> No.9639825

>>9639824
L-lewd!

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>>9639761
>>9639810

> Fatass
> 20, doctor already told me I need to watch myself or my heart may be a problem
> Can't do anything, just keep eating fried foods and drinking soda
> Come home from a day out, get chewed out by sisters for eating too much crap
> Go to my room, come on /jp/ to forget troubles
> Get chewed out by Akiha and little girl for eating too much crap not five minutes later

God damn it.

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>> No.9639849

>>9639837
who the HELL are you quoting, fatty?

>> No.9639844

>>9639837
Fat people aren't allowed on /jp/, go be American and clap somewhere else.

>> No.9639846

>>9639837
WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU FUCKING QUOTING YOU OBESE PIECE OF SHIT

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>> No.9639859

>>9639846

I'm not quoting anyone, that just happened.

>>9639844

Yeah, and I bet you're perfect. But whatever. I'm just here to lurk Touhou threads and relax. As soon as my coffee maker's done I'm settling in here for a few hours.

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>> No.9639865

So I never watched this one. Is it worth grabbing?

>> No.9639868

>>9639859
You're going to die a horrible death at a very young age just because you can't stop stuffing yourself with garbage for a few hours. You are the definition of human waste.

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I have been losing weight by cutting everything I eat in half.

I cut a burger in half and save the rest for another day, I pour half a glass of milk/water/whatever, I grab a handful of raisins and cut them all in half - now that I think about it I guess I could just put half the raisins back. Anyway, eat smaller portions, fight those urges and believe in yourself!

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>> No.9639877

I hardly eat altogether, I'm skinny.
So what's so bad about how I eat?

And I don't have a car and live in the city so I walk everywhere.

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>> No.9639881

>>9639869

Start with a few leg pull-ins. You don't even have to move, you swivel your chair and do it while something loads. That and that halving will do wonders.

I jackknife sit-up during loads or episodes. SO MUCH FAT IS FLEEING MY SIDES. You know that feeling where you sit down and along your ribs feels flabby? Like, you feel the fat there? I haven't had that for two weeks.

>> No.9639884

>>9639881
How about going to a gym?

>> No.9639886

>>9639868

I don't deny I have problems. But I just don't care anymore. If I'm dead in a few years so be it. I'll have my Touhous cremated with me.

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>>9639884

> /jp/ browser
> 'just going to a gym alone'

My suggestion is, quite frankly, crap. But it's also something that costs nothing but a few moments while loading, and SOMETHING is better than NOTHING.

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japanese girl eating spaghetti

>> No.9639890

>>9639789
keep giving yourself false justifications to why you are addicted to plastic food

>> No.9639891

>>9639881
Teach me your ways, mighty one.

>>9639884
There's other people there and that's a dealbreaker for me.

>> No.9639894

>>9639886
Well, that's fine. At least you're not going against natural selection.

>> No.9639899

>>9639891

It's easier with a picture; I'll bolt something together so my pic is vaguely /jp/. Hang tight.

>> No.9639896

>>9639892
>>9639891
Most gym goers I've seen are /jp/ as fuck. Nobody will laugh at your awkwardness at the gym. In fact, I've noticed that gym goers are far more friendly and helpful than average people.

>> No.9639897

Who are you again?

>> No.9639902

>>9639897

She's Akari

>> No.9639905

I have noticed fat people tend to shitpost more often. As they are too lazy to maintain post quality, their "writing" ends up no more than a jumbled mess with coherent thoughts and correct grammar altogether nonexistent.

And I don't like it.

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Ho ho ho it's my thread!

>> No.9639950

Roleplaying is against the rules

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>>9639899

Here we go. Crude, but the diagrams help.

The Jacknife Sit-Ups can be done anywhere. I put on some Touhou tunes and hit a set on my bed when I have forty seconds. On the Leg Pull-Ins, you can do them in your chair but if you are on the side of the bed you can lean back and hit more muscles. Up to you.

Best part is? Simple AND reasonably effective. Combined with cutting back a little of your sugars/fatty stuff, it's a reasonable start.

>> No.9639952

>>9639905
I too have envisioned the average /a/ poster as someone who is fat.

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>> No.9639960

>>9639951
Thank you, anon!
I'll work hard to look less disgusting.

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>> No.9639970

>>9639952
Yes. To me, the average /a/ shitposter will either be as I described, or a scraggly college entrant who calls everyone his "bro."

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bloggers pls go

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>>9639960

Try it out, Anon. If you really want to make an effort, chain those sets (one then the other immediately with a thirty second break between the set). You will feel it tomorrow, but it's a good pain. Plus, free from fatty-rib feel and jiggly thighs is a good feel.

Best of luck, let us know how you feel after.

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>> No.9639982

How does someone even get fat? I eat a lot, and I mean a lot, I do not do any type of exercise, and I have a very hard time gaining any weight whatsoever. On most days the most I'll move is to the backyard to pet my cats.

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>>9639951

MY FUCKING THIGHS DUDE

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>> No.9640004

I spent years getting fit because I wanted to understand the appeal firsthand. But you know, I never could. What purpose do my buffed up arms and thighs serve? I don't even socialize.

I regularly regret having wasted so much time on such a pointless activity. These days I eat simply to sustain myself.

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It really was worth it to skip school today...!!

/jp/ is good as HELL

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>>9640004
>>9639982
>>9639977
>>9639960
SHUT UUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
GOD
NOBODY CARES

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>>9639950

Futaba's roleplaying board is neat, someone was doing a pretty good Akari thread a couple weeks back.

>> No.9640020

>>9640010

Fat, right?

>> No.9640031

>>9639950
Where are people meant to roleplay then?

>> No.9640032

>>9640004
I am black and for whatever reason, I have more muscle on my body than I would like. There is absolutely no reason to have a muscular body if all you do is sit infront of a computer for 18 hours at a time and sleep for 12. In addition to simply not needing such a body, I feel a body with excess muscle is more unpleasant to look at compared to a slim, low-muscle body.

Does anyone know any ways to lose muscle aside from atrophy? Over the years my legs and arms have gotten slimmer towards the ends, but my thighs and biceps still have more muscle than I'd like.

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>>9640032
SHUT

NOBODY CARES

STOP BLOGGING

NO ONE WILL READ YOUR POST

>> No.9640039

>>9640032
Also, for what it's worth, when I speak of atrophy I mean atrophy from disuse; I know all loss of muscle is atrophy.

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>>9640039

>> No.9640042

>>9640032
Starve yourself so your body breaks down your muscles.

>> No.9640053

>>9640032
If you don't work out or strain your muscles regularly, they will naturally downsize over the years. But since you are a testosterone-fueled, big black manhunk, your genes will probably naturally lead to you being bigger than normal.
Eating less hastens the process, but I don't recommend it. Very unhealthy.

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I wish someone would translate Yuri Danshi.

>> No.9640058

>>9640042
I know next to nothing about how food and nutrients affect muscle on the body, so forgive me for asking something like this, but do you think a person will retain muscle if they're eating enough to not feel hungry? I do that quite often and when I don't it's simply out of laziness. For calorie restriction's effect on the body, after the fat, the muscle starts to go, right?

>> No.9640061

>>9640032
>>9640039
Wow, you are the first black person I've seen on 4chan who uses proper grammar. Or knows what atrophying is.

>> No.9640062

>>9640032
holy sh*t black people

dude do you get hotter more easy cuz your skin attracts sunlight?

>> No.9640069

>>9640053
>Eating less hastens the process, but I don't recommend it. Very unhealthy.
actually calorie restriction increases life span homo

>> No.9640073

>>9640053
Compared to how my body used to be, I would say I've already lost a great deal of what muscle I used to have just from general disuse. I tried asking /fit/ how to lose muscle a year or two ago and they laughed at me and didn't help at all.

>> No.9640084

There is fucking no reason why anyone should be fat.
Fatty please go. Go be amerifat as well. /jp/ is not a place for fatass to whine about their shitty live or how they are always bullied for being fat.

To be not fat, you can just not eat. You have no reason for being fat.

>> No.9640087

>>9640058
I'm pretty sure your body only turns to muscles as fuel in extreme circumstances, like near starvation. Carbs probably go first, then fat... I'm no expert either.
If you are eating enough to not feel hungry, you won't actively be wearing off muscle, but generally not using them will cause them to decrease.
The worst thing though I think is if your muscles become all flabby and loose, which is far less attractive than normal muscle.

>> No.9640095

I drank 3L of Mountain Dew to wake myself up to do an assignment.
It ended up giving me a sugar headache or something and I went to bed to sleep it off but couldn't sleep because of the caffeine and liquid in my stomach; here I am six hours later having fucked around on the internet since then.
The assignment is due in ten hours now, but I still feel I have time to procrastinate for some reason.

>> No.9640111

>>9640095
If you would have drank one liter of freshly brewed loose leaf green tea you would have probably felt awesome. L-theanine and caffeine together do some really nice things to the mind.

>> No.9640119

>>9640095
3L? That's 300g of sugar containing 1200 calories.

Is this normal for Americans? No wonder people are so fat and diabetic.

>> No.9640127

>>9640087
atrophy 101

>> No.9640133

>>9640119
Yes, it is. I regularly hear accounts of people here drinking entire bottles of soda, or several cans of it. Really... I don't understand it at all.

>> No.9640136

>>9640111

Should have done black coffee in retrospect.
MD is only about 120ish mg/L caffeine I think; coffee is 400+. I have No Doz somewhere but I couldn't find them.
Didn't really help in the end, I haven't started yet.

>>9640119

No, I wouldn't think it is normal even in America. I'm not American for what it's worth.
I'm 65kg and 185cm, but I suppose you can be underweight and borderline diabetic. I worry about it from time to time, not that this consumption is a regular thing.

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I feel ill just thinking about it.

>> No.9640162

>>9640136
Black coffee lacks the theanine and also it makes you poop.

>> No.9640183

>>9640144

Youth is a wonderful resource for dealing with this sort of abuse, that's what I put my health down to.

>>9640162

Should get some green tea at some point. I prefer the taste of black tea and coffee though, I find I can't appreciate subtle flavours as much as most, and green tea has a mild taste.

>> No.9640205

>>9640183
The fresher the leaf the stronger the taste, how long it was steamed has a lot to do with it too. Long steamed greens have an actually really strong taste, at least to my tongue.

>> No.9640231

>>9640205

I might find fresher tea in Chinatown.
I'll have a look next time I'm down there.

>> No.9640431

>>9640004
But if someone on the street comes and insults your waifu, you can kick that nerd's ass.

>> No.9640495

Where the heck is my tanasinn/aikido spam?

>> No.9640496

>>9640431
True. I don't like to fight and I hardly leave the house, but you never know when you'll need to kick someone's ass.

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I drew you today, Akari-chan.

>> No.9640516

>>9640499
It's shit
First of all it doesn't even look like her and second of all it just looks terrible.

>> No.9640522

>>9640499

3lewd5jp. Please spoiler such offensive images herein.

>> No.9640540

>>9640516
Yeah, I know. Can you give me some specifics on what I should improve on?

>>9640522
Ah, sorry about that, I forgot spoilers had existed since 4chanX.

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