NEO H!P thread vol 13

[Anonymous No.]

This thread is for all Hello!Project groups and soloists, old and new.

[Anonymous No.]

>NEO

Fuck off

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NTV 24 hours TV

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Previous thread >>9475269

モーニング娘。 『One・Two・Three』 (Dance Shot Ver.)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WzvwlrLkQIs

Berryz工房 『Loving you Too much』 (MV)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IF9AgZevL2g

℃-ute 『会いたい 会いたい 会いたいな』 (MV)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYn1HGDwIIY

Mano Erina 「Song for the DATE」 (MV)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZYpUZ1IUlk

スマイレージ 「好きよ、純情反抗期。」 (MV)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5kPe_AEC3h8

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>>9635036
I will never understand those muscled legs of Momoko... Where does she get the time to hit the gym

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>>9635187
Somewhere between her idol duties and attending college. Or maybe she just walks a lot to do all that shit.

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>>9635276
Goddamn it Momoko is so much prettier as a normal girl than as an idol. I can tell even by a blurry picture.

[†420xKUSHxKΘMANDΘ† !T9Tqm8yLW. No.]

dem knees

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone know whatever happened to the other two from v-uden?

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Anon who posted Maachan handshake in the last thread, where are you reading these impressions?

I can read Japanese somewhat but I'm helpless at navigating 2ch.

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>>9635487
2ch, Twitter, Facebook, Mixi, wota's personal blogs

Morning Musume.'s signed group towel and a set of individual towels were auctioned today for charity. Final price was 160,000 yen
Pic related

I hope I can see Maachan's in YAJ (￣ー￣)

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXIl91CIXLA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsxRmmP5I-8

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8UTNr5BJTnU

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>>9635719
It's easy to see how much they lack with only half the 10kis. Though Erina is cute and Riho is Riho, as a whole 9ki is a borefest, while the senpais are getting old and tired.

I hope for 11ki Tsunku takes only one or two girls, and only guaranteed success material, rather than bringing in girls like Mizuki who aren't necessarily bad at anything but in the end give nothing to the group. Pic related for guaranteed success as 11ki.

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>>9635758
Oh please, is this H!O?

I hate the idea of an 11th gen by itself but if there is no other way then the last thing you need is a girl like Karin. If she joined it would hurt all the other girls except Sayashi, but also Karin's own chances at becoming a star having to stand behind the ace.

Truth is, joining MM is career cancer right now for any girl who wants to make it big. It is okay for girls like Masaki, Ikuta or Kudo who can grow and develop themselves. But an overachiever like Miyamoto Karin? Come on..

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So, this is the origin of those Riho pictures.

I see Eripon's hands going behind Rihoriho, and a rather lewd thrust at the end. Looks like she enjoyed it.

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>>9635901
Shit, didn't notice the file is way too large.

Gif here: http://i.imgbox.com/adwmcLRF.gif

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>>9635868
Honestly though, is there any use in getting more talentless hacks? The idea of 11ki sucks, but if we have to see new girls in MM, they should be girls who can actually sing and dance to make up for Sayu/Reina graduations in the future.

UFA fails horribly at solo careers, so I'd rather not have them fail hers as well. What I do agree with is that being an idol in the agency is pretty bad grounds for "making it big" to begin with.

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Karin already failed for 11ki auditions, she didn't make it through to the 3rd stage. Please inform yourselves before posting.
Unless they told her she failed. then just announce her as a surprise winner. Right now the strongest egg candidate would be Tanabe Nanami.

>>9635924
> girls who can actually sing and dance to make up for Sayu/Reina graduations in the future.
>sing and dance
>Sayu
lol

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>>9635913
Riho taking it in like a soldier.

Hawt.

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>>9635924
If there were actually really talented girls out there MM would be filled with them.

The thing about an 11th gen reminds of one of those few moments when a girl has actually shown her opinions on these matters: Chisato Okai said once about Smileage new members: "I'd understand if they were a bit pissed off because after training this hard and debuting and then getting the news that new members were joining they'd just have to ask themselves "What are we missing?"

So what is Morning Musume missing to need yet more girls? I'd imagine the 9th gen was asking this themselves and now both 9th and 10th should be thinking it with the 11th. What are they missing? An ace? No. Singers? No. Dancers? No. Cute girls? Nope.

And I could definitely see Karin working as a soloist. Obviously not on the level of big stars but definitely surpassing H!P standards.

>>9635995
I doubt Karin would "fail" an audition. I doubt she even wanted to audition or even join MM in the first place. That's why I like her.

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>>9635995
>she didn't make it through to the 3rd stage
Clearly, after all we saw all the 56 girls that took part in the 3rd round in the footage and she wasn't among them. Oh, wait...

[Anonymous No.]

http://www.tokyohive.com/2012/08/former-morning-musume-member-ichii-sayaka-announces-her-re-marriage
-pregnancy/

[Anonymous No.]

Buono! Live 12-08-26 Yokohama Day
http://www.mediafire.com/?ujymznk94j61ck7

Buono! Live 12-08-26 Yokohama Night
http://www.mediafire.com/?kiy5vmatrgyh50a

Buono! Live 12-08-25 Yokohama Day
http://www.mediafire.com/?bi4tah92828lio2

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Buono! Live 12-08-25 Yokohama Day
http://www.mediafire.com/?bi4tah92828lio2

Buono! Live 12-08-25 Yokohama Night
http://www.mediafire.com/?ayk2f8lzlnacrv3

Buono! Live 12-08-26 Yokohama Day
http://www.mediafire.com/?ujymznk94j61ck7

Buono! Live 12-08-26 Yokohama Night
http://www.mediafire.com/?kiy5vmatrgyh50a

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>>9636139
Didn't she fail 10th gen auditions as well as smileage's one?

[Anonymous No.]

Come on, these threads are always so dead.

How about those Smileage selling better than Berryz? How can that shit even happen? Is there some lolicon angle I'm missing?

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>>9637040
There's some legs angle you are missing.

For a more serious answer though, their marketing approach with S/mileage is better. They've managed to get quite many fans among young people and girls/women. Berryz is getting aged as idols while S/mileage stands out more as a new, refreshing and different idol group.

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>>9637128
But Berryz are looking better than ever. They're the most varied, carefree and boldest group. They scream pure fun. What's not to like?

And Smileage is ok and all that, but their weird moe appeal seems kind of prepackaged. And that Katsuta Rina...

But I guess this is exactly what's hitting it with the Akiba otakus. It's not like I understand either how AKB sells what it does.

[Anonymous No.]

It is important to get a good night of rest in order to prepare for all you are going to do tomorrow.

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>>9637919
Nothing to do until Hawaii tour anyway

And oh my god I so want this!

[gutsack No.]

>>9635758
>>9635868
>>9635924
Shut up you dumb idiots.

[Anonymous No.]

How pathetic is it that I noticed that Sugaya has lost some weight

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>>9639290

No more pathetic than the rest of the turdwranglers who pay any attention whatsoever to these "idols."

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Morning Musume。@ Charity Party Play for Japan

https://www.facebook.com/notes/up-front-link/en-morning-musume-charity-party-play-for-japan/40991666
9067256

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>>9639290

No more pathetic than the rest of the turdwranglers who pay any attention whatsoever to these "idols."

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I hope you took it easy today, Jaypee.

[Y10NRDY !kxh.1oTAkU No.]

>>9639290
I don't think it's pathetic at all. That's the first thing I check every time I watch a Berryz video.

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>>9639290

No more pathetic than the rest of the turdwranglers who pay any attention whatsoever to these "idols."

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>>9639290
Not pathetic at all, I certainly thought the same thing. In fact it's probably the cutest I think I've seen her at that particular performance.

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>>9639290
Not pathetic at all, I certainly thought the same thing. In fact it's probably the cutest I think I've seen her at that particular performance.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm trying to think of a drinking game to be used with Hello!SatoyamaLife.

Take a drink whenever the narrator sounds high as fuck? A drink whenever an old dude or woman is on the screen?
Help me out here.

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>>9641020
Nice. I see Ayumi and Haruka are still attending some events, despite their injuries.
Apparently they are in Hawaii as well, for the FC tour.

>>9642639
Down an entire bottle of something strong before the show starts. That should make it more bearable.

[Anonymous No.]

I can't find a fucking torrent of Dream Momusu's budokan concert
Has NO one uploaded it yet? The DVD's been out since June.

Anyone got it?

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>>9643648
Do you have a jpopsuki account?
I see it in there:
>[DVD] Dream Morning Musume - Special LIVE 2012 Nippon Budokan Dai Ichi Shou Shuumaku 「Yuusha Tachi, Shuugousyo」 [2012.06.20]

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>>9643648
yeah, like they dude above said: it's on JPS (in RMVB format).

tell me if you find the behind the scenes video, rehearsal, interview video thing they also did.

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>>9643754
I don't have an account and it looks like it's invite only
anyone got a spare invite ?

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I am patiently waiting for Gaki's graduation dvd to come. It will be glorious when it does.

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>>9643813
Sadly, I don't. Barely use my account, except for rare stuff that no one ever downloads, so my ratio is shit.

>>9643896
Oh, yeah. Speaking of which, Gaki blogged the other day about it being the 11th year anniversary of the 5th gen joining MM.
Time flies, it's already been over 3 months since her graduation and the 11th gen will probably join the MM ranks in about a month. The group as a whole changed so much in only 2 years.

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>>9644005
Yes it has. But I'm sure it will hit that 'no graduation' time period very soon like it did back in '08. Sayu and Reina don't look like the type to cause controversies and I think they still have two years left in them.

It's what I hope for anyway.

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>>9644049
Yeah, no. There is no way that Shige and/or Tanaka will still be there past 2013.

UFA and Tsunku tend to do unpredictable stuff so I'm just guessing here but the trend indicates that they want to turn MM into a Supergroup by constantly adding girls in fours. I mean we know the more members you have the more success you can have, and there is one prime example of it.

I can see a 12th and a 13th gen very soon down the road and a Morning Musume of 16+ members.

[Anonymous No.]

It sure is hot today. Make sure you guzzle down lots of fluids, Jaypee.

[Anonymous No.]

>Next Releases: Tomorrow Concert Tour 2012 Haru - Ultra Smart - Niigaki Risa Mitsui Aika Sotsugyo Special [Blu-ray]
Tomorrow is going to be a good day. I hope.

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>>9645995
Oh god Miyabi, if it wasn't for that jaw...

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>>9645905
what the HELL is wrong with her face?

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>>9646188
It's blackface.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blackface

Japan still thinks racism is hilarious, you know.

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>>9645905
What's with the wooden beadspread?

[Y10NRDY !kxh.1oTAkU No.]

>>9646185
You will eventually love the jaw.

>>9646188
It's a mud mask, designed to pull out oils and dirt from the skin without irritation, as well as balancing it for a radiant glow.

>>9646355
That thing would hurt like hell. I don't understand. Every time you'd move the little wood squares would pinch your skin.

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>>9646355
That pic was posted at the beginning of Summer I think.
JunJun said it was so hot that she already had brought out the wooden mat to use.
Apparently Chinamen put that wooden mat over their beds to keep cool. I don't understand it either.

[Anonymous No.]

To bump this a little let's have some opinions. What is everyone's favorite single in this decent year for H!P?

Mine is Cho Happy Song by BerryzKoubou×°C-ute

[Anonymous No.]

Takahashi Ai - Juhou 2405

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>>9649102
Many of these are hard to pick, but in my opinion:

Best song:
Aitai aitai aitai na

Best MV:
Junjou Hankouki

Best whole:
1 2 3 / TMS

[Anonymous No.]

Here we go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9649436
Put up a stream so you can watch it with jaypee! Mine hasn't arrived yet and I'm frustrated.

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>>9649446
I would, but not going to watch it entirely yet, was just checking out a few parts. I need to wait for when I have enough time to watch it all in one go.

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>>9649446
Yes please

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>>9644452
>Yeah, no. There is no way that Shige and/or Tanaka will still be there past 2013.

It's sad that I know that's probably true, but yet I can't imagine MM without them.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QnCyQ4kQAh8

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>>9649102
Best song:
Pyoko Ultra

Best MV:
Chotto Matte Kudasai

I don't think 2012 will top 2011

>>9643813
Sure, email?

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>>9649499
I loved how she realized she wasn't in momusu anymore in the end.

[Anonymous No.]

What do you think the make-up/stand-by rooms smell like after a concert?

[Anonymous No.]

>/jp/ meet-up

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>>9651142
What's that Norwegian serial killer chap doing in that picture?

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>>9649613
[e-mail]
Thank you!

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>>9649102
best song: Kimi Wa Jitensha Watashi Wa Densha De Kita Ku (C-ute)
best mv : Loving you Too much (Berryz)

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>>9649102
Best single: Dot Bikini, that shit's addictive yo.
Best song that's not a single: That upcoming What's Up song.

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>>9651205
This is news to me.


Japanese serial killer that kidnapped gaijin children.

He got caught pretty quik

[Anonymous No.]

Ai-chan.

[Anonymous No.]

Gakisan.

[Anonymous No.]

Quick question, how does one sign up for hello online? it's like the account i made doesn't have permission for everything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9652686
Have you used the internet before?

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>>9652585
Shinsengumi cosplay, neat.

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>>9652230
Oh god that has to be the very first time ever where Sayumi looks bad in a photo.

She should find the one who took it and kill him for tarnishing her legacy.

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>>9652583
This girl is gonna look 16 all her life. Or at least until she's 39. The day she turns 40 she'll suddenly become an old hag.

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>>9652686
You need to have a good seeding ratio so that you don't have to wait for torrents. You can check your ratio in the tracker tab of your profile.

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>>9652044
Sent. I'm going to gift you bonus points, use them so I don't have to care about your ratio.

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>>9652776
i made an account, but it's just that all permissions are not allowed. forums, torrents, and such
>>9653219
problem would be accessing these torrents in the first place.

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>>9654214
They are all so beautiful :)

[Anonymous No.]

The fact that they still get fans at the airports in every foreign country must warm their self-esteem and doubts of popularity.

[Anonymous No.]

Risa.

[Anonymous No.]

Kikkawa Yuu.

[Anonymous No.]

When was the last time you wore a dress, Jaypee?

[Anonymous No.]

Ok, let's try another poll expecting more success.

Who has the best lips of all the current H!P members?

Myself, I choose Sudo Maasa.

[Anonymous No.]

is there a probationary period before I can download off jpopsuki?
I can't get any torrents to download and they say "passkey not found"
I dont see anything about it on the site
any insight?

[Y10NRDY !kxh.1oTAkU No.]

>>9654350
I'm considering going to Anime Weekend Atlanta to see her perform.

It will be the first convention experience I've had in years. I'm not particularly looking forward to it, but it would be cool to see an erstwhile H!P girl live.

[Anonymous No.]

After ignoring H!P for the past 2 years, I was pleasantly surprised when I heard °C-ute's Kiss me 愛してる and MM's One・Two・Three when watching random dance videos. I didn't even know only reina and shige were left, weird going from knowing everyone to just those 2.
Did Tsunku finally stop inserting his backing vocals in every song?

[Anonymous No.]

Hey jaypee, the dance rehearsal of the next single is out. Apparently, Ayumi and Haruka will not be able to be in the dance shot. What. The. Fuck.

http://youtu.be/JoiwJWQC1QU

also, pic related are the costumes for 13 Colorful Character. Fucking plastic cup hats. I kinda like the old school silliness though

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>>9656586

correction though, the costumes in the pic are for their 15th year anniversary concert which is also named Colorful Character

THESE are the costumes of 13 CC

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>>9656696

i'm being so retarded tonight

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>>9656586
And of course, with every new video they put out, there is always going to be the "x improved soooo much!!1" comment.

>reading youtube comments

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>>9656586
>Apparently, Ayumi and Haruka will not be able to be in the dance shot.
Dance shot confirmed for not worth watching.

>>9656990
>OMFG!! MASAKI IMPROVED SOOOOOOO FREAKING MUCH! OwO MAACHAN! and her "oh woah!" ♥♥♥ Mizupon! i wish she had more solos~ :( I like this new morning musume!!
>I LOVE THE DANCE AND THE SONG! GREAT JOB GIRLS! always gonna love MM :D they improve a lot! I wanna hear more Haruka, Zukki, Eripon and Haruna please!
>Cool love the song. I feel that people care so much about the line distribution because these girls work so hard to get in this group and just to be put in the back it's not fair. I wish they didn't play favorites. I get it Riho is a great dancer, yes but auto tuning her voice in almost all the singles will not make her sing better in the lives. Yes it will be a while before she can control her voice during the lives but please don't auto tune it just gives me high hopes lol. Maybe next single

Honestly I think reading youtube comments, H!O and the momusu confessions tumblr are some of the most entertaining things in this fandom. Too bad I have too much of a life to enjoy these to their fullest extent.

[Anonymous No.]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4LdkqZqEMg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSImqfW0tHQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NwRc36bBLGE

Rihoriho DVD.

[gutsack No.]

>>9655046
Guess who else is going lol

[gutsack No.]

>>9656586
That song is bumpin'! great GROUP dance too. Love it, getting crunk to this. Pass me a shot motherfuckers.

I love looking at clothes they wear. I wonder if Ikuta and Reina went shopping together and bought matching shorts. Mizuki is the only one wearing boyish pants. I think Zukki and Say's shoes are more appropriate for dance rehersal than the other girls wearing those Dunks or w/ they are.

[gutsack No.]

>>9654697
I thought that was a picture of Nacchi and Gocchin from back in the day from just looking at the thumbnail. Wowowow.
>>9654527
Soon.

[Anonymous No.]

Ffffffuck. My dvd hasn't even left Tokyo yet. The wait is killing me ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>9654697
Has to be Yajima Maimi.

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>>9656586
I don't like this song AT ALL.

From the wub wub to the weird Sayumi moans. The song is all over the place. It kind of tries to sound like K-Pop but doesn't really get there.

"What's up? Ai ha dou na no yo" is INFINITELY better

[Anonymous No.]

OMG guys, Hawai tour is so much fun.
I think this one is so much better than last year's. Yesterday wast just so much awesome and we laughed all day with this.
So looking forward to the concert and the solo songs, I wonder which song will Maachan pick...

[Anonymous No.]

Morning Musume - Wakuteka Take a Chance
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JoiwJWQC1QU

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>>9656990
Yeah well, Suzuki dances like shit in that video. Doesn't help that you can't avoid looking at her since she occupies half of the screen

[Anonymous No.]

I can't watch any of these music videos without feeling a strong urge to masturbate. I don't even watch porn any more, usually just some K-pop videos or girls dancing on youtube.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you win in a drinking contest against short-haired JunJun?

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>>9660376
That looks real nice on her, I like short hair. And yeah I'd drink her under the table. Grab 2 glasses and a bottle of Southern Comfort.


also: New picture of Maki courtesy of her hair/nail salon's blog. Still looking pretty as all hell.

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>>9660455

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>>9660941

the only way i could like this haircut is if she goes full androgyne mode, then it would have a cool effect. otherwise, meh.

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>>9661143

[Anonymous No.]

Peaberry live: http://youtu.be/3tWAMuqsimc
DIY live: http://youtu.be/xxS_rhYHkIw

[Anonymous No.]

Pu-sma! 12-08-31
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFFo0uQp2sg

[Anonymous No.]

>>9662513
Insulting the young-uns STRAIGHT OFF THE BAT.

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>>9662297
Even by the amount of shots that don't show Haruna it's easy to tell she's far behind the others, but got to say, I'm still quite impressed that she can perform this dance on a stage with Maimi and the like without sticking out more than she does. I hope she'll learn a lot from this unit.

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>>9662513
Damn. Wished our Ikuta could sing like that.

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>>9662513
Ah, Nogizaka, a group that has sold more in one year than Berryz in their entire history. Now that makes sense.

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>>9662297
>DIY

Rev up that K-pop rip off.

The worst part is that they won't even make it into a single, even though it would sell like hot cakes if you just put the legs nicely visible on the cover. Half the sales from fans and the other half from morons that would mistake it for yet another Korean invader.

Seriously how incompetent are at UFA. Even my grandmother could manage it better. And she's dead.

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>>9662740
>dat weird model dance at 2:00 lol

I don't think this girl can be saved

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>>9662297
>DIY live: http://youtu.be/xxS_rhYHkIw

Please kill me

[Anonymous No.]

Eripon's wota DVD is out. Very emotional.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9664009
Is it on the tracker yet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9664016
Yeah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9663461
>The worst part is that they won't even make it into a single
Source?

[Anonymous No.]

She needs to take better care of her face, the girl. She's beautiful no doubt, just need to smoothe out the roughs.

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>>9664891
Fucking gorgeous duo.

I usually don't get lewd with idols, but I lust so much for Maimi in particular.

[Anonymous No.]

Which H!P idol is/was the lewdest?

[KING OF /jp/ !2K23m85knQ No.]

>>9660941
looks weird , but not in a bad way.

[gutsack No.]

My girlfriend is so hot.

[Anonymous No.]

Who is this gaijin on the left? gutsack is that your girlfriend you've been bragging about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9665654
Damn, that milky skin. That's a bit too much photoshop

[Anonymous No.]

For those of us who can't fap to our idols, thank god for these videos.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yIQbtSYfZKo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZR_bu3efSpI

[Anonymous No.]

>>9667771
Creepy as fuck

[Anonymous No.]

Did everyone see the exciting new episode of Hello!Life?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9669320
Not yet, fill us in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9669391
Mitsui and Chinami make a table and benches. Then the show shifts to showing C-ute's making of their new music video.
About half of the show is of the making of, so I'd say it is worth the download.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9669407
No 11gen news? Still better than gardening though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9669421
Gardening is next week. CAN'T WAIT

I like the behind the scenes stuff for that PV. Pretty much confirmed how Nakajima is the best dancer there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9669490
I've had that impression ever since I saw her dancing at home in one of the hpt episodes. I just hope she doesn't stick with the braids in her hair. It looks horrible.

[Anonymous No.]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yEc1e9HWEZQ

[Anonymous No.]

The grinningest

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>9670665
Look at that feet. 9 years worth of callouses right there.
Fukken saved.

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[Anonymous No.]

DVD came today. Just brushed through a couple of songs. Did someone miss her line in 'How do you like Japan?'

[Anonymous No.]

>>9670665
I want to rub and smell those feet.

I want to worship asian(preferably japanese) feet, how do I go about this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9672383
>I want to worship asian(preferably japanese) feet, how do I go about this?
They needed people like you in the USA back in 1942.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9660376
>>9660941
>>9661334

DAMN!
Where' my link to her blog, I seriously have to start following it.

[Anonymous No.]

Gaki's graduation stream in the next few hours, anybody?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9673061
http://www.weibo.com/baby0111

You have to register to be able to download pictures. Or you can look up that JunJunLinLin translation blog and download pics from there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9673458
JunJun/LinLin blog translation blog, I mean.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I'm just gonna do it. Streaming in 5.

http://www.livestream.com/kyameikyamei

[gutsack No.]

>>9667771
That girl is pretty hot but she is not my gf okay?

[Anonymous No.]

Morning Musume - Hello! Project 15th Anniversary Special Program Digest #1

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zWcCY8SWLg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSEXiXRyv34

[Anonymous No.]

Encore. ;_;

http://www.livestream.com/kyameikyamei

[Anonymous No.]

When will Zukki stop being fat? It is depressing and annoying to look at because you can tell she hates herself whenever she is doing anything ever and it really brings the mood down.

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>>9675711
I am assuming that this Zukki character is the picture you posted. If so she does not look fat. In fact she looks borderline malnourished and drastically underweight.

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>>9675717
It's one of these girls >>9656699

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>>9675717
If you don't know shit about H!P then fuck off. Suzuki Airi is different from Suzuki Kanon.

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>>9675734
>>9675730
None of them look anywhere near being fat.

[Anonymous No.]

Koe - Ishida Ayumi (HAWAII FANCLUB TOUR '12)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0_jCmlQyEc

[Anonymous No.]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1evlHQdeS-M

She really misses her eh?
;_;

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>>9674323
Fuck I want this subbed.

[Anonymous No.]

Just watched the Ikuta on Niigaki FC tour.

Well, that was awkward. And she cries too much, but I guess that's a good point in her case.

[Anonymous No.]

>H!P thread
Wow, haven't been in one of these for years.

I hear AKB48 is now the big group in Japan. How is H!P coping? Tsunku still spending all the group's money on watches?

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>>9678402
While AKB has its big crowd, H!P too has its faithful fanbase. No one knows how long either of them will last.

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>>9674323
No turtles?
;_;

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>>9674323
What is that cap from? I need to see Masaki crying

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>>9679100
The second link, near the end.

[Anonymous No.]

http://www.youtube.com/user/itsthefarrahmonster

Oh god I didn't realize some of these girls are such awful singers.

[Anonymous No.]

Masaki and Kudou should grow their hair as fast as fucking possible

[Anonymous No.]

Hei, Anon-DaGe. Could you help me study English?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9679251
Bu ke yi. Wo bu yao.

[Anonymous No.]

Can someone source me this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&v=gI-kr02h3Vc&NR=1

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>>9679262
我不要？

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>>9679435
Isn't that AKB?

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>>9679211
Thanks for the link.

I personally think Kanon should have less morning curry.

[Anonymous No.]

大陸是骯髒的地方。

[Anonymous No.]

Mizuki can sing technically but isn't a good performer. Fangirling over idols won't get her anywhere, she needs to start being one herself.

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>>9679468
>>9679448
Cut the bullshit chinks.

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>>9679532
I was just thinking that she is pretty much invisible. I've almost forgotten a few times she was in MM.

Anyway to expand on >>9679211: Sato Masaki is solid material, Ikuta has a long way to go, same for Kudou Haruka, Ikubo made me want to jump out of a window. What has been confirmed and I knew this since the very start is that Ishida is gonna be the new lead singer with Riho pretty soon.

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>>9679456
Are they showing their panties? Are they kissing each other? No? Then it isn't AKB.

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>>9679532
I'm basing this on my experience. Most idol fangirls in idolgroups eventually get boyfriends. If I would guess who of the new members would be causing a scandall, it would be Mizuki.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't normally come to these threads but does any one know the location they shoot beach gravure shots for idols?

[Anonymous No.]

I need to know where is this from too

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n14fdTjkfz0&feature=relmfu

[gutsack No.]

This thread is like reading H!O. I love me some Morning Musume.

[Anonymous No.]

Which Abe would you Natsumi?

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>>9679940
Why are her tears so arousing?

[Anonymous No.]

When did she fix her teeth?

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>>9679211
See that's why 11th gen auditions should bring on older and trained girls that can si.... whatever. Everyone knows what we'll get. Another batch of youngins and a promise that they'll be good in 2016.

I hope I'm wrong and end up with both feet in my mouth.

[gutsack No.]

>>9680669
There is only one Abe. For being 1, 000 years old she sure is still extremely beautiful

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>>9681489
Don't give her a gun and don't let her drive. Got it.

[gutsack No.]

>>9682140
Don't let her write books either, okay?

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>>9680531
Why don't you go fuck yourself with a rake?

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>>9682598
shopped

[Anonymous No.]

Fucking niggers

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>>9680950
It makes no fucking sense to me. There's a multi-talented, ridiculously pretty girl like Kikkawa Yu going unnoticed in a career without future while these girls keep being pushed in MM or Smileage.

Tsunku always says he doesn't want girls who are idols, but girls who want to become one or have potential. Fuck no. You need at least some talent, some basic training.

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>>9682997
You will never find yourself between Reina's thighs, casually leaning against her crotch...

That is, unless you're a member of EXILE or a small african child.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9683097
I don't think getting between Reina's thighs is that much of a feat anyway.

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>>9682997
Those broke Musumes.

[Anonymous No.]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JoiwJWQC1QU

Re-watching the Dance rehearsal for the new single I noticed the dances in MM are way too simple for a group of their level. Then I realized that they are bringing the difficulty down for the useless girls. I can only wish to someday have Riho and Ayumi (joined maybe by Captain, Nakky, Momoko and other girls, in a new unit) doing a proper high level dance.

[Anonymous No.]

Japanese turtle being cute.

[Anonymous No.]

My only consolation for Kikkawa is that she's gonna have a better future than any H!P member since she's extraordinarily beautiful and can become an actress or a model.

[Anonymous No.]

>4chanX not working
>All these new functions

Holy shit.

[Anonymous No.]

Collarbone and forehead.

[Anonymous No.]

The Matenrou Show with Gaki-san.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cyN6dI-xg0o

[gutsack No.]

Kikka is amazing but she is not head and shoulders above anyone currently or previously in H!P. You faggots just like her because she is the underdog and she shows more cleav'. Check your delusions at the door.

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>>9684147

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>>9686136
After all this time I've come to the conclusion that the reason for Kamei leaving being that skin disease or whatever was complete bullshit. There must have been something else, just like in all the other graduation/firings.

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>>9685759
Have you heard the MM members sing, moron? They sound like fucking amateurs. And they don't look like models of beauty, precisely. One of them is fat ffs.

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>>9686826
Like what?

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>>9686841
There's always been one girl or another going through a heavier phase. They usually get over it.
I personally don't give a shit about it. Let the chubby chasers have someone to support.

As for the singing, that is a problem.
They can somewhat solve it with more intensive training (assuming they are not like Sayumi). But with all the events and shit, not to mention they are still in school, it seems as if there's not enough time to develop that facet in particular.

Looking at the early years of 4th, 5th, and 6th gens, they did have more lines and brought in more potential as a whole than what 9th and 10th have shown so far, so there's a clear gap here.

Most of these girls seem destined to never have more than a backup role, but again, that's nothing new in MM history. I just expect them to be a bit better, even if they are not meant to be that relevant. Gaki and Kamei spring to mind as members who never had that much of a spotlight compared to Ai-chan and Reina, but are still light-years ahead of these girls. Maybe they could be given a few more years to improve their skills, but Reina is probably nearing her graduation and there is no time.

Well, that's Tsunku/UFA's problem, they didn't bring any new blood for years and graduated a bunch of people in a short amount of time, creating a huge gap in age and talent, now they have to solve it and that's probably why we have the 11th gen auditions.

This shit certainly turned out longer than I thought.

[Anonymous No.]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_oy4OeVsnc&feature=share&list=UUoKXb95K5h3sME3c9OCBaeA

Oh wow, now this is proper dancing. I have no idea why they released this since it makes the members look pathetic in comparison.

Now you realize the vast gap between MM and a proper group?

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>>9687302
Kamei was supposed to be the future of the team. She had everything, she was a perfect member, yet for some reason she never got the spotlight. Maybe Tsunku didn't like her, and that's why he gave Reina the spot alongside Takahashi and then kicked her out of the group while Reina became the center.

This is why I think there is no real management in UFA. You cannot sink an idol empire just through bad luck.

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>>9686841

What's the point in critiquing their singing. It's not the final measure of a successful idol, anyone that's followed H!P knows that all too well. The physical aspect can be rolled in with that too. Just like at Sugaya Risako from Berryz for what I mean. Many fans receive her well, though I'm not a fan of her myself, but even discounting fan reaction to her, she's been pushed on potential fans heavily too (no pun intended). It's obvious her looks and voice aren't what matter to the fans or H!P in general.

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>>9687646
Really? I got the impression that Tsunku really liked Kamei. Even gave her her own segment. If the skin condition isn't suspect, then Kamei probably has her own reasons for not wanting to continue the idol path. Perhaps it dawned upon her that she wasn't going to get anywhere with Momusu. Perhaps she couldn't handle seeing herself on tv anymore. Maybe she just wanted to get laid without the whole hassle.

Yes, I believe my turtle kept her cherry through her time in the business.

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>>9687708
>implying she wasn't the sluttiest of them all

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>>9687822
You shut your whore mouth.

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>>9687822
Who are you quoting?

[Anonymous No.]

Didn't Kamei have a scandal about a boyfriend some time ago?

[gutsack No.]

>>9687946
No, that was concocted by the Japanese internet. She might have had a puppy lover before she joined though.

>>9686841
Because all those other Japanese pop stars can sing oh so well. Yeah man, that Kikka is like the female equivalent of Freddy Mercury. Why are you so mad?

[KING OF /jp/ !2K23m85knQ No.]

>>9687708
Kamei is opening a restaurant with the help of her father I think.

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>>9688056
Wasn't that an april's fools joke or something?

[KING OF /jp/ !2K23m85knQ No.]

>>9688084
no clue.
Could be or not.


But the chances I think are low to see her back in MM.

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>>9687971
The fuck are you on namefag? So your excuse is that Kikkawa is just average in J-pop standards? Then how does that leave the MM members who can't even compete with a mediocre girl?

Man, all these fatty lovers sure love living in denial.

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>>9688098
Yea, no shit.

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>>9688098
Fuck she does not look like herself in that pic. At all.

I remember Kamei going really skinny towards the end, I wonder if that had anything to do.

[Anonymous No.]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jue-khA9tss&feature=plcp

Riho can't stop winning at everything, it seems. Man, I can taste those fangirl tears even for this.

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>>9688246
It's the lighting, brah. It's what happens when the light source shines from below your face.

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>>9688253
What did she win at?

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>>9688284
No, her smile lines are too pronounced. She looked like this for a while. It was because of her thinness. No wonder a lot of people thought she got surgery

[gutsack No.]

>>9688109
You can't read.

[gutsack No.]

Awesome shirt

[Anonymous No.]

>>9688454
And you're a retard, as you're gonna confirm yourself in a minute.

[gutsack No.]

I'm a retard.

[Anonymous No.]

Ayumin's making me hungry.

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>>9688846
dw bro admitting you have a problem is the first step in recovery

[gutsack No.]

So much anger. I love it. :)

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>>9684978
is she learning korean? i've heard that this look is currently in vogue over there.

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>>9691871
I haven't heard that she is.

Look at dem cheeks.

[Anonymous No.]

>There's always been one girl or another going through a heavier phase. They usually get over it. I personally don't give a shit about it. Let the chubby chasers have someone to support.

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>>9693630
averageZukkimeal.jpg

[gutsack No.]

You guys are all crazy fat though.

[Anonymous No.]

If JunJun was your wife would you domestically abuse her if she back talked to you?

Do you think you could physically overpower JunJun in a domestic altercation?

[Anonymous No.]

This week on Tsuntube, Gaijins once again embarrass themselves.

[Anonymous No.]

Who are these girls?

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>>9695457
Holy shit I actually thought that was Mai before I looked at the filename.

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[Anonymous No.]

Yummy feet...

[Anonymous No.]

Back when she was in Morning Musume, she seemed to a bit more round than she is now.

She was a little heavier, but it didn't really seem to show much on her body. Rather, it appeared on her face resulting in a really round and grab-able face.

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>>9697868

I preferred Junjun like this! She looked healthy and cute! Now, she just looks too skinny!

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>>9697868
As long as they're not fat or anything that's good.

[Anonymous No.]

Spot it.

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>>9698077
Is that guy not wearing pants?

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>>9698077
Was helloproject.com taken?

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>>9698077
>>9698125
Fuck, I was sitting here looking at all of the corners of the picture for something strange and it was right there in the middle.

[Anonymous No.]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIa4SRuxq-Y&feature=player_embedded

So the pity vote masks it again.

Honestly, I really didn't think there could be such an useless member, but Ikubo has completely surpassed my expectations. She's even worse than Konno. I mean this one starts crying every time she doesn't know what to do.

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[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XiX-M98EQY

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>>9698247
oh my fucking god hAlloproject...

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>>9695457
Up Up Girls members Furukawa Konatsu (pictured as off-Konatsu, clearly) and Saho Akari. The group is made up of former H!P eggs and well worth checking out.

[gutsack No.]

>>9698267
Dude you missed a prime opportunity to bash Aika. What gives?

[Anonymous No.]

8 Morning Musumes and one little boy they found on the street.

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>>9701184
Fuck I meant 7.

[Anonymous No.]

JunJun has small teeth.

[Anonymous No.]

Standard H!P idol contract requires they be cuddled by Maimi on Camera?

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>>9701184
Looks like Maachan has the biggest boobs out of jukkies.

[Anonymous No.]

Apparently Masaki does, aside from singing and dancing training in H!P: piano, ballet, drums and horseback riding.

She's gonna have a nice body indeed.

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>>9701693
Yep, check this video to see her skills.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCm0GsHjhfs

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>>9702101
Holy Corpse of Lady Di, Mai Hagiwara, that is the ugliest shirt I've seen in my life.

[Anonymous No.]

If you had went to high-school with H!P's musumes, do you think they would have made fun of you for being such a loser?

[KING OF /jp/ !2K23m85knQ No.]

>>9702921
Except for Asami Konno I don't think anyone of them was good at school.

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>>9702997
Didn't she leave the group to go to college and came back with her tail between her legs after failing? To become now a C-List announcer of thousands that are in japanese TV? Not being even half as pretty as most of them?

[Anonymous No.]

What are some of the shittiest locations in photo-books that you've seen?

This one just looks depressing. I don't think you'd want to swim in that cold as fuck water either, Risako.

[gutsack No.]

>>9702921
Have you SEEN Yo-yo Girl Cop?

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>>9705365
> gutsack
Fuck off, useless cunt

[Anonymous No.]

Tell me this isn't a beautiful allegory right here.

[Anonymous No.]

So, anyone got links for >>9674323 on the 15th?
It being a 3 hour special and everything.

[Anonymous No.]

9th gen has a blog of its own now: http://ameblo.jp/morningmusume-9ki/

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>>9706603
I bet Kanon's gonna talk non-stop about food.

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>>9703361
It is usually not healthy to touch black water due to the high levels of bacteria and dead organic material that is present.

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>>9706603
About time. I hope 10kis (at least the older ones) get one soon as well.

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>>9707058
The got one as well.

http://ameblo.jp/morningmusume-10ki/

But seriously, why the hell do all japanese girls write like they have ADHD and/or mental retardation.

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[KING OF /jp/ !2K23m85knQ No.]

>>9703203
exactly like that , except for the part about "failing"
How exactly you mean that one?Maybe I forgot/missed something , but cant remember at what she failed.

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>>9706607
This is a good thing.

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>>9706607
Why would she talk about food, when she can just eat it.

Yeah yeah, I know, she's developing, she's going through a phase.

The phase:

1. eat a lot
2. get fat
3. ????
4. Profit!

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>>9707105
Nice one, Fujimoto. No one gives you work anymore so you just parade your newborn around TV for some money.

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>>9707867
At least she's not like Tsuji who shits a child out every year and then leaves it at home to go on vacation.

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>>9707899
Wasn't that Kago.

Well they were "twins" after all. Probably both are fucked up the same.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9707745
Yeah, puberty my ass. You know something's wrong when your fellow members are telling you to stop fucking eating so much at the catering table.

[gutsack No.]

>>9708866
>>9707745
>>9707867
>>9707899

Classic troll still talks to himself. Doesn't even try to hide it.

[KING OF /jp/ !2K23m85knQ No.]

>>9707899
Tsuji had a shotgun wedding.
I think it was pretty much forced.

Isn't she pregnant now again?

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>>9708866
Did that happen on camera?

I'm actually surprised this isn't an issue at all. Not even for a few jokes.

[Anonymous No.]

Zukki is beautiful just the way she is!

[Anonymous No.]

As the series goes on Mai looks really tired. Sometimes she falls asleep which is cute but other times she's tired looking even on stage. One of the later episodes I think it was 17 she actually is talking and seems like she's going to say something nasty but then her eyes flash to the camera and she suddenly smiles and acts like the usual cute persona. If you watch them all she looks more and more like something is weighing on her and tiring her and there are a few rare points where she looks like she doesn't want to be there at all or wishes the camera would go the fuck away.

I don't like watching this anymore.

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>>9710038
when i was her age i ate like a pig. i didnt get fat. fuck man i couldnt stop being skinny when i was her age no matter how much i ate.

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>>9710251
Hagiwara Mai? I hadn't noticed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9710251
Actually what show are you talking about?

Hello!Pro? At episode 17 she interrupted Nakajima Saki while talking and Chisato told her not to.
I don't see how she was being depressed there.

[Anonymous No.]

Is he talking about these ones?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=844HorU_zjE&feature=relmfu

Honestly they are weird as hell with all those awkward silences and that null pacing. But I also like them because they're not shouting at the screen constantly like in every other video

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>>9711426
>At episode 17
You have the right ones but I wasn't talking about that specifically. You obviously aren't a Mai fan our you'd watch her expressions better and know her mannerisms better. She looks tired and depressed like she doesn't want to be there more and more. She hides it so you'd only notice if you were a real fan. It's not like she acts depressed all the time she acts all cute and happy but lapses. When she's on stage at one point her eyes keep drooping like she's about the pass out but she keeps righting herself and keeps the show going.

It's sort of sad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9711595
Yea I'm not a fan of her really; I just think she's cute. But I was curious about your reasoning for why she looks depressed and you seemed to have answered it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9711595
Mai's been like that since forever. She sucks at fake-smiling.

Watching that episode again though, goddamn Chisato looks fine with that long hair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9711595
What the fuck are you talking about. You have no basis or source except your own creepiness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9711644
Oh she's still cute just feel bad for her.
>>9711692
k

[Anonymous No.]

Mmmm, I just got the pillows with Kanyon and Airi on them that I ordered two weeks ago, I feel so happy right now.