/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

she was there in '69

[Anonymous No.]

Do the Lunarians see Armstrong's death as a victory?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

bunbunmaru

satiating your desire of knowledge since 1957

[Anonymous No.]

Hah, moonwalk hoax.

[Anonymous No.]

she was there in the seventies

[Anonymous No.]

>>9632959
There was more of this? I had no idea.
Why is her skirt red?

[Anonymous No.]

>first man on the moon
>greatest cyclist in the world
>greatest trumpet player in the world

is there anything this man can't do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9632986

false color

the original was in b/w

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FUCKIN BITCH I KNEW IT I KNEW IT

[Anonymous No.]

>>9633011
Eirin for president.
get wrecked nerd

[Anonymous No.]

>>9633014

we came in peace

[Anonymous No.]

>>9633018

They drew first blood, we had no choice but to drop our peaceful intentions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9633033
In space nobody can hear you scream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9633049

Oh my god, it's full of danmaku

[Anonymous No.]

>>9633033
So that's what they really found up there ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>9633082

84 (1969 A.D., 20 July) - first Lunar expedition, Neil Armstrong plants a flag on the moon
84-?? - Lunar War

Lunar capsules Apollo 11 through Apollo 17 land from 1969 to 1972
Apollo 13 is damaged en route to the moon in 1970; only the Lunarians know the real cause


mochi terrorists

[Anonymous No.]

1969: Lance Armstrong lands on the moon. His mission was to stop the development of a weapon that would destroy the earth's ozone layer. This mission was a success. Lance Armstrong retired as an astronaut and spent the rest of his days cycling, eventually winning seven tours de France. The lunarians did not quit their weapons project and, by 2009 their project nears completion. Lance Armstrong still has his eye on the moon, periodically watching it with a telescope. He notices irregularities on the surface of the moon, near it's south pole and immediately warns the government about this. Barack Obama then set up a bombing mission that, by october 10 of the same year, hit the moon. On the same day, Barack Obama wins the Nobel peace prize for saving humanity. Obama knows he doesn't deserve it, though. A hero in the shadows, Lance Armstrong, does. But he decides not to out him in fear the lunarians might target it. It's too late, though. The lunarians know perfectly well who outed them. The rest is already of everyone's knowledge.

Rest in peace, Lance!

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>>9633033
Isn't that Reisen in the front? No wonder she fled.

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[Anonymous No.]

Holy crap! I just realized Neil Armstrong died! I thought this was all because Lance Armstrong had his tour the France wins revoked!

[Anonymous No.]

>>9632970

>Do the Lunarians see Armstrong's death as a victory?

why

they've probably invited him at a tea party after the mission

[Anonymous No.]

Lunarian thread?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9633278
That feel when Yorihime kicked Sakuya, Marisa, Remilia and Reimu's ass while Yukari begged Toyohime not to destroy Gensokyo.
>inb4 it was part of her plan
Doesn't change the fact that Gensokyo wouldn't exist anymore if Toyohime wanted it.

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>>9633143
Reisen's one tough rabbit if she escaped after getting shot multiple times.

I hope she at least got a decent kill count before she bailed.

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>>9633310
Didn't she run away before the battle even started though?

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>>9633325
From what I understand, she just fled in the war.

So she probably shot, got shot at, then said "Welp, this sucks, going to Gensokyo."

I hardly blame her.

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>>9633310
>>9633325
She crazied at LEAST one astronaut.

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>>9633337
O rly?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9633310
Moonbitches said she was one of their best recruits (and that the new one is a pile of shit).

[Anonymous No.]

We'll get you for this, Lunarian scum!

[Anonymous No.]

>>9633341
Who are these "moonbitches" you're talking about?

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>>9633343
Ya rly.

Or she blasted him with one of those fancy moon muskets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9633345
So, how much that will cost? Taxpayers' money is at stake here, you know.

Of course, /jp/ wouldn't care because it's full of NEETs who leech off taxes instead of paying them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9633348
The Watatsuki Sisters. Who else?

[Okuu !!Jq0MHPvHhpb No.]

>>9632970
Yeah, pretty much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9633358
>Of course, /jp/ wouldn't care because it's full of NEETs who leech off taxes instead of paying them.

truNEETs care because that tax money is being spent on something other than themselves.

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>>9633362
Bitches yes, but damn pretty.

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>>9633392
Is it wrong that I want to touch both Reisen's ears?

They look so soft and pillowy.

[Anonymous No.]

But guys, Moon War never happened. It was just cowardly rabbits spreading rumors. And then one sided slaughter by Watatsukis.

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>>9633410
Really?

I didn't know that. I thought the humans were actually equal with the moon-forces. Did the moon rabbits even fight well, or were they all just spreading bad messages?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9633392
I never understood Reisen II's charm. She feels to me like a Tewi with Reisen's uniform and none of the prankster attitude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9633341
AND YOU'RE A BLOODY FAGGOT I'M GOING TO POWERKNEE YOU IN THE BALLS SO HARD YOU'LL CHEW ON YOUR OWN BALLS YOU RAMPAGING PIECE OF SHIT

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>>9633428
I'm sure he didn't mean that. Please be calm.

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>>9633423
>humans being equals with the moonhoneys

Nigga, ya best be trolling. Or brain damaged. Or gay.
Actually, you can be a lot of thing. Be happy, son, you can be almost anything. Except smart and successful with girls.
What a shame.

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>>9633428
>>9633428
What the hell?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9633435
I AM PUKING A WHOLE SNAKE OF RAVING HATE AT YOU CARBON-BASED LIFEFORM, FOR YOU ARE SO PITIFUL IN YOUR RAMBLING THAT EVEN I HAVE TO STAND AND TELL YOU HOW YOU DISGUST ME.

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>>9633434

Well, under Kaguya's profile, it said that Reisen received transmissions saying that the humans technology caught them off guard and they have a slight edge.

Sorry if I was confused.

[CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK HOLMES No.]

>>9633445
EIRIN WAS IN CHARGE OF THE MOON/EARTH RELATION. WHEN SHE DISAPPEARED, THE MOONHONEYS WERE LEFT IN CHARGE. AND THEY KINDA SUCK. THEY FAILED TO NOTICE HOW QUICKLY THE EARTH-CRAWLERS PROGRESSED.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9633458

I see.

[naitoknaito No.]

>>9633336

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>>9632987

Bring back Ed and Al's dead mother or win the Tour de France without doping

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>>9633445

That was a message from same rabbits who got scared and run away at the sight of a 8y old girl and a maid.

The point is Reisen ran away before war even started. Then rabbits attacked but probably got scared and ran away at the sight of gunshots or lasers or whatever. Then Watatsukis moved in and destroyed humans.

The important thing is: it all happened around 2004 and was caused by humans building a military base on the dark side of the moon. We don't even know if those were americans.

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>>9633468
Oh pssh.

Komachi abandons her job everyday.

Yamaxanadu is such a prude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9633468
So how does she face her past? Eiki, you're useless!

[Anonymous No.]

>>9633468

Translations and so on.

She left her friends to die thinking a bloody war is going to start. Doesn't mean they actually died.

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>>9633479
I always likened the moon rabbits to stereotypical soviets. You need to toss them in with a commissar (Or moon equivalent, moonbitch?) for them to start kicking ass. Otherwise they aren't too effective.

That and poorly trained.

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>>9633304

>Yukari begged

No GTFO! tha't not how it went at all

[CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK HOLMES No.]

>>9633479
>We don't even know if those were americans.

WHO ELSE? CHINA? RUSSIA? EUROPE? DON'T MAKE ME LAUGH, YOU HAMBURGER-BASED LIFEFORM. THEY EVEN MENTIONNED A FLAG. WHO ELSE GOT A FLAG WITH THE MOONHONEYS? -wait that came out wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9633487
SHE WAS ON HER KNEES. FACE IT, DUDE, SHE WAS BEGGING. ACCEPT IT.

>>9633485
IT IS MENTIONNED IN THE NOVELS THAT THEY AREN'T SUPPOSED TO FIGHT. THE LUNAR DEFENSE CORPS IS SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE SOME KIND OF REMAND HOUSE FOR RABBITS.

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>>9633494
I see, I see.

Reisen turned out to be a good soldier though, she totally kicks butt. Thanks for inforing me.

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>>9633497
SHE WAS TOYOHIME'S PRIVATE PET - wait that came out wrong too - SO IT'S SAFE TO ASSUME THAT SHE WASN'T SENT IN THE DEFENSE CORPS AS PUNISHMENT.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9633501
Ahaaa. Now I see completely.

You're really good at this. Thanks again!

[Okuu !!Jq0MHPvHhpb No.]

Can someone post that pic of Reisen having a Vietnam flashback style of the moon war?

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[Anonymous No.]

>>9633494

Except it's not and both times Yukari has been there it ended in a stalemate

I want the lying Lunarian scum to leave

Human x Youkai alliance BFF 5lyfe

[Anonymous No.]

>>9632987
live to be 83

[Anonymous No.]

>>9633507
The one where she's behind a rock with all of the war going on?

Or the one where she kills Kaguya multiple times?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9633516
I think he means the one where she's in a trench with a comrade and he exposes himself to retrieve a picture of his wife and gets blown the fuck up.

[naitoknaito No.]

>>9633507
this?

[Okuu !!Jq0MHPvHhpb No.]

>>9633516
post both please.

[Anonymous No.]

Humans will become a threat for Lunarians once they reach the technological level from Yumemi's future.

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>>9633520
I haven't seen that one actually. Sounds interesting though.

>>9633524
This is of interest to me.

>>9633527
http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/955872/

Heres the link to the whole thing!

CAn't seem to find the first one.

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>>9633524
>>9633524
That Eirin is a such a monster.

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>>9633516
YOU ARE DENYING THE OBVIOUS. KEEP LIVING IN YOUR MENTAL CASTLE WHERE YOUR WAIFU IS PERFECT,CUNNING AND NEVER BEGS FOR ANYTHING.
ONCE YOU'LL REACH 9 YEARS OLD, YOU'LL HAVE TO FACE REALITY AGAIN. AND REALITY NEVER USES VASELINE, SO IT'LL HURT.

I WANT THE GAP SCUM TO DIE AND BE CONSUMED BY THE EVERLASTING FIRE OF WAR. SHE WHO LIVED BY TERROR MUST BE CONSUMED BY WAR.

[naitoknaito No.]

>>9633529
I don't think so, if Reimu could stop her and I suppose Reimu has gotten stronger yet she was not capable of dealing with Yorihime.

[Okuu !!Jq0MHPvHhpb No.]

>>9633520
Yes that one!
Do you know the name of the doujin?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9633512
BESIDES, YUKARI IS A DYKE. HOW DISGUSTING.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9633535
Wrong post referenced?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9633544
IT IS "My Udonge Can Do It When She Tries!!". FOLLOW >>9633533'S LINK.

[Anonymous No.]

Ignore this post

[Anonymous No.]

>>9633512
>Human x Youkai alliance

How the hell would that work? Those two aren't supposed to get along. Youkai feed on human fear after all.

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>>9633549
INDEED.
HOW SHAMEFUL.
I SHALL COVER MY TRACKS WITH A STUPID PICTURE OF A KITTY.
EVERYONE ALWAYS LOOK AT THE KITTY AND DOESN'T NOTICE THE CRIMINAL BEHIND THE KITTY.

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>>9633362
Call them with their real name then, not their memetic one.

Unless of course, you're a dirty secondary.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9633566
I don't think the Lunarians are going to invade Earth anytime soon.

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>>9633557
Two bitter enemies teaming up in order to stop an even greater threat to them both.

Also, I think this is the pic everyone is looking for.

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>>9633566

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>>9633566
Oh god.

I can't help but laugh. I'm sorry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9633566
Dat Reisen face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9633566
THAT WOULD BE RELEVANT IF THE MOON CARED ABOUT THE EARTH.
FUN FACT: THEY DON'T.

[Anonymous No.]

No one was there in 1969.

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>>9633544

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>>9633577
with optical camouflage she means hymen, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9633568
May I have a link to this please?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9633569
They are in the way of Manifest Destiny and hence such, must be destroyed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9633583
A better tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9633591
Ah. Thank you.

Didn't read the filename. I'm stupid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9633588
I think we should destroy the youkai first before ever thinking of taking on the Lunarians.

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>>9633588
YOU STAND IN THE WAY OF MY FUN, THEREFORE YOU ARE TO BE REMOVED.

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>>9633588
That's dumb. They are not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9633596
Don't you dare. They ain't doing nothing to you.

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>>9633604
I guess eating humans doesn't count, huh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9633596
THAT WOULD BE YOUR LAST ACTION ON THIS PLANET. AND PRAY GOD THAT I'M NOT AROUND WHEN YOUR LIFE WILL REACH ITS END.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9633609
They don't do that anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9633612
Shut up, capslock guy.

[naitoknaito No.]

>>9633588
Did the artist try to draw speshhh mahreens and end drawing orcs in spacesuits?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9633613
They do, at least to the Outsiders.

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>>9633613
IMAGINATION.
LET'S TAKE A SIMPLE EXAMPLE.
KISUME.
SHE'S A YOUKAI.
SHE EATS HUMANS.
THEREFORE, SHE MUST BE DESTROYED.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9633621
Ah. Not very often, and they only eat people that might as well be dead anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9633618
>Orcs in spacesuits
Oh, you mean Orks?

I know jack shit about 40K.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9633624
>hey only eat people that might as well be dead anyway
YOU ARE A HORRIBLE PERSON. DO YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS TO HORRIBLE PEOPLE?
IMPORTANT FACT: IT INVOLVES SHARKS. AND A LACK OF PAINKILLERS

[Anonymous No.]

>>9633596
We already ran the Youkai out of the civilized world and allow them to live peacefully on the reservation known as "Gensokyo."

>>9633598
In what way do I stand in the way of your "fun?"

>>9633600
America's God-Given right in order to inherit the Earth and everything that surrounds it is not dumb. They stand in the way of this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9633624
>they only eat people that might as well be dead anyway

So you're saying that people who're depressed because they're down on their life should die?

[Anonymous No.]

How do Lunarians breathe if there is no air?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9633631
>America's God-Given right in order to inherit the Earth and everything that surrounds it is not dumb. They stand in the way of this.

By that logic, we should drive the youkai extinct and take over Gensokyo.

Really, if we can do that, then we know we'll have a chance against the Lunarians.

[Anonymous No.]

>No suit
What the actual fuuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>9633633
No, of course not.
Besides, regardless of who they eat, they don't eat many. Not nearly enough to warrant wiping them out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9633631
>We already ran the Youkai out of the civilized world and allow them to live peacefully on the reservation known as "Gensokyo."
YOU DID NOTHING. YOU ARE AMERICAN. PROBABLY NOT EVEN A NATIVE AMERICAN. GENSOKYO IS IN JAPAN. THE ODDS OF YOU PERSONALLY ASSISTING THE HAKUREI FAMILY IN SEALING GENSOKYO ARE QUITE SMALL.
IMPORTANT FACT: THE LAST STATEMENT WAS AN UNDERSTATEMENT.

>In what way do I stand in the way of your "fun?"
THE MOONHONEYS ARE MY FUN. STAND ON THEIR WAY, AND YOU'LL BE IN MINE.

>America's God-Given right in order to inherit the Earth and everything that surrounds it is not dumb. They stand in the way of this.
YOUR GOD IS DEAD. I KILLED HIM.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9633649
Thus, we shouldn't try to wipe out the Lunarians either.

[Anonymous No.]

hahaha oh wow

[Anonymous No.]

>>9633651
Shut up, Nietzsche wannabe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9633660
NIETZSCHE WAS A PRETTY GOOD GUY. KINDA LIKE KHARN, BUT BETTER.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9633664
Who's Kharn?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9633666
Kharn The Betrayer. Warhammer40k.

Khorne champion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9633651
You are not allowed to RP

[Anonymous No.]

>>9633666
A PRETTY COOL DUDE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9633640
No, it's pretty fucking stupid. God didn't give any such right, people just threw the term around as an excuse to grab land. I don't know why they saw the need too; they would have done it anyway.
It's also an archaic concept and doesn't have anything to do with the moon anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9633667
Oh.

Shouldn't we keep /tg/ things inside /tg/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9633640
But Youkai already ARE extinct. At least in the outside world.
If bumbfuck ancient Japanese heroes could drive back all the Youkai in Japan and seal them off from this world back in the day, what possible threat could they pose to modern humans?

But maybe you bring up a good point.
We already ran them out of this world, maybe it's time to finish the job.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9633656
Yeah, exactly. We've got enough troubles of our own without picking fights with aliens and youkai.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9633671
Does that concept only exist in Christianity or does it exist in Islam and Judaism as well?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9633676
Pretty sure it only exists on Christianity since it's used to justify imperialism back in the old days.

[Anonymous No.]

Lunarians assassinated Armstrong, a true American hero.
That's an act of war.
We should get a Casus Belli for that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9633674
THIS IS WHY THE LUNARIANS CREATED YOUKAI. THEY CREATED AN ENEMY FOR MANKIND.
IN FRONT OF THAT ENEMY, MANKIND HAS TO UNITE. SO IN FACT THE LUNARIANS ARE PRETTY COOL DUDE.
AND GALS.
ESPECIALLY THE PONYTAILED GIRL.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9633676
It doesn't exist in ANY religion. It was purely political.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9633682
ARMSTRONG WAS AN IMMIGRANT. HE WAS NOT A "TRUE AMERICAN". YOUR ONLY HERO WAS SITTING BULL. AND YOU KILLED HIM.
YOU MONSTERS.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9633682
>Armstrong
>American hero
Sorry, not everyone here is an American, you know, so I don't really care about that dude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9633304
What feel?

Who are you quoting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9633690
He WAS the first man on the moon. You should care about him for that, at least.

[naitoknaito No.]

>>9633631
There's need to do such?
Can't we just develop the technology to travel to them easily and start commercial routes? Over time they will get used to us and we will have a small place in the moon where we'll live as in a ghetto, over time and with the help of political correctness we'll start to live among them, breed, multiply and soon the great Lunarian race and its magic will be assimilated by the hungry beast from the earth in form of genetic information.

[Anonymous No.]

Am I the only one who fucking loves the older moonbitch?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9633701
Which one's the older one again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9633701
OH LOOK. BUNKER'S FANBOY IS IN THE PLACE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9633696
They won't stand for that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9633696
Yeah, right, like they would fall for that.

Also, you're a conservative, aren't you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9633701
Which one?

[naitoknaito No.]

>>9633710
Ask /pol/
We only need Lunarian Jews.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9633711
The blond-haired one is the eldest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9633718
Toyohime is dumb. Everything she does Tenshi does better.
Yorihime is pretty great, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9633732
Silence.

Toyohime > Yorihime

[Anonymous No.]

>>9633732
>Yorihime is pretty great, though.
THAT MAN SAYS THE TRUTH. I LIKE THAT MAN. I WISH I COULD TAKE THAT MAN ON A DATE. AND THEN BUY HIM A BEER.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9633672
That ended the moment those idiots started feeding attention to the caps lock whore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9633711
>>9633713
The one with the fan, the lazy one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9633735
You can't silence the truth! What's Toyohime got going for her!?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9633735
YOUR OPINION IS INTERESTED. BUT UNFAIR. TOYOHIME JUST RELIES ON TECHNOLOGY. YORIHIME IS HARD-WORKING.
I REMEMBER THE GOOD OL' TIMES WHEN I USED TO SPAM YORIHIME PICTURES.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9633743
Toyohime is more beautiful than Yorihime.

[Anonymous No.]

Jesus, Ddyk, shut up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9633739
SHUT THE HELL UP YOU DYKE. MIND YOUR BALLS. THEY'RE FRAGILE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9633745
That's like saying Marisa is better than Reimu.

And that's just wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9633748
>more beautiful
She has no ponytail. Therefore she's ugly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9633755
>ponytail
Kaguya is beautiful without a ponytail. Therefore, your point is moot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9633749
Who's Ddyk?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9633749
Who's that lesbian person you talk about?

[Anonymous No.]

Look at that neck. God.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9633761
...
SHE'S AN EXCEPTION.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9633768
Tenshi is beautiful without a ponytail. Therefore, your point is moot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9633772
SHE'S ANOTHER EXCEPTION.
...
I hate when I'm losing an internet argument.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9633755
Both have fantastic hair.

>>9633743
She's overall cuter, although I'm pretty fond of both of them.

>>9633745
When was that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9633775
Udonge is beautiful, she does not have a ponytail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9633775
Byakuren is beautiful without a ponytail. Therefore, your point is moot.

[Anonymous No.]

GUYS GUYS

WHAT IF

they just need to wait 100 year, then Yorihime and Toyohime will naturally die

the moon now can be taken!

[Anonymous No.]

>>9633777
>When was that?
THP business.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9633782
100 years?

You sure about that? They live pretty long, you know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9633777
They're both cute, but Yorihime has other stuff going for her in addition to that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9633777
IT WAS A LONG TIME AGO. When I had a whole folder dedicated to Yorihime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9633782
what the fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>9633782
Fun fact: Yorihime and Toyohime aren't the only lunarians out there. There's the whole Watatsuki family, the Yagokoro family (apparently all physicians) and Tsukuyomi himself. If you can't kick the moonhoneys' asses, you can't take Tsukuyomi down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9633790
Like? Toyohime loves peaches and has that rabbit pet. What about Yori?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9633801
There's no doujin or fanfic that talks about them, is there?

Wonder why. It could make an interesting tale.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9633806
She likes her sister and Eirin, she's married, and she's damn cute. And she also has some weird code of honour.

That's funny, everyone forget that the moonhoneys are married.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9633806
Swords and gods and a taste for bullets and a really fun personality to mess with.
They share the rabbit pet, I think.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9633808
>There's no doujin or fanfic that talks about them, is there?
Well, actually, there are a few fanfics about them. But most of them are hatefics written by SMELLY and UNFORTUNATE IRISH with no sense of HONOUR and no HATS. And therefore they suck dicks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9633815
There's also that weird relation she has with Reimu, seeing her as another fellow able to summon gods.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9633821
Maybe reimu become someone like her in the future

[Anonymous No.]

>>9633813

>moonhoneys

That's a weird typo, I can't even tell if you meant to type 'mooncunts' or 'moonbitches'.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9633816
haha man wow nice tf2 referense i play tf2 alot too (:

[Anonymous No.]

>>9633822
That sounds appealing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9633823
Nah. That's a typo for "Watatsukis".

[Anonymous No.]

This thread is an eye-sore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9633822
Reimu working her ass off wouldn't be Reimu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9633831
Any community that gets its laughs by pretending to be idiots will eventually be flooded by actual idiots who mistakenly believe they're in good company.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9633823
YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT I'M GOING TO TURN YOUR ANUS INTO THE FUCKING KRAKATOA AND RIP YOUR FINGERS OFF ONE BY ONE AND FEED THEM TO YOUR MOTHER BEFORE RAPING HER WITH A FREEZER AND KILLING YOUR DOG BEFORE SETTING YOUR WHOLE FUCKING HOUSE ON FIRE

[Anonymous No.]

Is /b/ raiding us again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9633838
so randum

[Anonymous No.]

>>9633838
hahaha oh man epic win capslock is cruiser control for cool xD

[Anonymous No.]

>>9633823
If you like the characters you use terms with neutral or positive connotations.

>>9633815
Mmmmm stars. That was amusing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9633831
Nah, threads about NEET life are the ones that's an eye-sore.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh hey, >>9633838 disappeared. Wonder why.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9633823

[Anonymous No.]

>>9633859
NEET threads aren't filled with /tg/ circlejerking, caps-lock abusing attention whores. So yes, you're full of shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9633859
They're part of the board culture since day one, though. Deal with it, nerd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9633870
epik

[Anonymous No.]

>>9633864
Moderation is obviously communist.
That, or the offended person reported the post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9633873
Or the poster deleted it out of shame.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9633869
This thread has /tg/ circlejerking?

>>9633870
Shit is still shit though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9633869
You can get the fuck out if you're not happy, you know?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9633873
Or maybe you're an unfunny piece of shit who should get a two-day ban for being such an obnoxious shithead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9633880
Highly imporably, since he uploaded a "rage against the computer" still directed toward the same post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9633876
Sorry if I anally obliterated your queer anus, homoking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9633882
Please take your "STOP LIKING WHAT I DONT LIKE le ironic post image macro :P" back to /v/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9633892
+1

[Anonymous No.]

>>9633886
Why are you so rude? There are many words to tell us that you're having your period, you don't need to yell and swear.

[Anonymous No.]

And lo, this thread got derailed! Good job, /jp/!

[Anonymous No.]

>>9633882
In /jp/, people are still allowed to speak up against shit. I don't know how it works in /tg/, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9633901
oly SHIT! you TOLD that fukker!

[Anonymous No.]

And with that being said, rest in peace, Armstrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9633904
It's just one retard. And no one really cares about moonbitches anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9633907
There's a difference between speaking and whining, just FYI.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9633912
>And no one really cares about moonbitches anyway.

What's the matter? Still butthurt about your waifus losing in SSiB?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9633921
Please excuse me for being bothered by a retard with a stuck capslock key who still thinks it's funny to add random gross adjectives together as an insult.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9633912
>no one really cares about moonbitches anyway.
I think you misswrote "I don't care about the watatsukis, so I'm assuming that everyone else do the same because my mom says I'm special".

[Anonymous No.]

>>9633695
You know, thinking about it, we getting to the moon are irrelevant to third-world country dwellers like me. It's not like we're going to go there anytime soon, and when we do, we're just going to be under the jurisdiction of first-world countries.

So really, I still do not care much about him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9633927
I wouldn't use so strong a language, but yeah. That guy definetly overstayed his welcome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9633927
Yeah, and you're going to tell him by whining. Because whining and reblogging facebook petitions is how we take care of things in that wonderful world of us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9633848

Why would you ever like them? Do they appear in something other than Silent Sinner in Blue? In SSiB they are some of the most stuck-up, snobby characters I've ever seen. They're elitist and hateful and just generally awful. Hell, that describes moon culture as a whole. "WE LIVE ON THE MOON! WE'RE SO PERFECT AND PURE! UNLIKE THOSE BARBARIANS CRAWLING AROUND ON THE EARTH! EXISTING ON EARTH IS SOOOO AWFUL, IT'S SINFUL! IT'S SO BAD THAT IT'S ALSO ITS OWN PUNISHMENT!"

Mooncunt #1 is a weak, pathetic piece of shit who figured out how to get Gods to do stuff for her, and so she thinks she's fucking amazing. She beat everyone in danmaku using the power of the Gods, but I could beat everyone in danmaku too if I had a fucking huge pantheon of Gods with nothing better to do than my bidding.

Mooncunt #2 just acts all high and mighty as she walks around with a device that can, what was it? Purify everything around her down to the atomic level, or something? Apparently 'purify' means disintegrate, which is also dumb.

I don't see anything to like about either of them. They're snobby bitches without any redeemable qualities.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9633939
It definetly got you upset enough to get in line and start typing normally. So yeah, I'd say it worked wonders and your analogies are completely retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9633947
>Do they appear in something other than Silent Sinner in Blue?
Oh boy, that explains everything! You never read CiLR. That's why you sounds like a total moron.

Go read it. Now. That's a friendly advice coming from a total dick.

[Anonymous No.]

I have a hunch that the guys who're whining about that capslock guy are just some anons from THP doing a witch hunt for their recently banned member. Somebody here knows he's Ddyk after all.

Could you go back to Poosh for your whining please?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9633936
We third-worlders should focus on establishing colonies in Antarctida. As far as I know, most of it is yet to be claimed. And god know what kind of stuff you'll find there. Probably a ton of oil.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9633948
Re-read the thread. I stopped using Caps Lock when I was explained that touhous don't need ponytails to be awesome.
But, yeah, you need to know how to read first, and that's haaaard and tiiiiiiiring, I understand.

[Anonymous No.]

petty bullshit

[Anonymous No.]

>>9633955
What the hell are you talking about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9633951
Not to mention they were adorable in Inaba of the Moon and Inaba of the Earth!

[Anonymous No.]

>>9633956
It definetly wasn't because my claims to your stupidity are correct to the point of the janitor deleting your caps-spam, making you fear getting banned.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9633947
>They're snobby bitches without any redeemable qualities.

So many Touhous are like this and yet people still like them.

Like Yuuka for example.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9633560
You won't need eyes to see where we're going.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9633947
They do have nice lives. And how appropriate for a /jp/-er to be complaining about snobby characters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9633965
Inb4 "Inaba wasn't canon".

[Anonymous No.]

>>9633965
So unfair.

Poor Udonge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9633975
>It definetly wasn't because my claims to your stupidity are correct to the point of the janitor deleting your caps-spam, making you fear getting banned.
See, the kid listens to rap music.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9633955
I sincerely have no idea what you're talking about and am only speaking up against total retardation. You, on the other hand, seem to know a lot about this guy. To the point it's not unfair to say you moved whatever circlejerk you have with him to this place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9633979
What would be Udonge's expected lifespan anyway? Youkai usually can live longer than humans, but how long exactly? They can grow old?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9633955
Are you really grasping at straws to defend an obvious shitposter? And why do you people insist on bringing your personal dramas to this site? A little less victim syndrome and a little more concern over the quality of your posts, ``please''.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9633984
Hah, it's impossible for that guy to have a circlejerk since he's pretty much disliked by everyone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9633990
Apparently Youkai can live to 2000 years. At that point, they die off unless they have a purpose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9634001
Where did you get that fact?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9633999
I have no interest in your story nor care about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9633996
Tell me what's the criteria for one to be considered a shitposter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9633999
Oh look! Apparently I hate someone I don't even know because Anon decided that everyone hated him! How nice, I was afraid I might be forced to have an opinion!

[Anonymous No.]

>>9633965
Everything was adorable in Inaba. But then that isn't a manga to take seriously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9634013
Cool image, man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9634007
>>9634013
Hey, where's the usual image macro?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9634001
What do you mean by "purpose"? You mean a goal in life?

[Anonymous No.]

Let me see if I get this straight: /jp/ is being invaded by people from some forum?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9634030
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9634030
No. It's just someone being paranoid and annoying everyone with its delusions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9634030
/jp/ is always invaded nowadays. Sometimes it's by /a/, some other times it's by /v/.

Dunno who these guys are though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9634003
I apologize. I forgot where I got that information from.

>>9634027
Yeah, I suppose it'd be like that.

There goes my credibility.

[Anonymous No.]

Guys, could we stop the meta discussion and get on with the actual topic of the thread?

[Anonymous No.]

>If you were a real touhou fan, you would reblog this. You would remember back when Touhou only had 4 windows games, the only TRUE games in the series. You would know back when we had GOOD characters that everyone loves, like Flandre and Alice. We actually had our funny jokes that we created ourselves, like 9-ball and Sakuya’s pads. Back when Touhou games actually had creative gameplay, not these stupid UFO gimmicks.

>Touhou doesn’t need stupid plots that go on for multiple games or these bullshit religious themes. It’s not meant for characters with stupid hair and clothes who fight each other because they disagree in some stupid faith that doesn’t fit in with Touhou anyway. There hasn’t even been a mob cap on a new character since Mountain of Faith.

>As REAL Touhou fans, we know what is right for the series. Reblog this if you’re a true fan who knows that that ZUN needs to stop ruining Touhou games. We want the things we love back, like all the old characters, funny jokes, and Mima.

Thank god it's a fake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9634033
>>9634034
Well, ok. >>9633955 is throwing all kinds of jargon, and I googled THP poosh and got a link to a touhou forum. And there's obviously people from outside of the board posting in here.

That deal with /q/ is definetly stopping me from taking it easy, you know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9634027
That is a very cute Udonge.

Too bad her eyes look like shit.

Pixiv retards should get their shit together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9634047
>deal with /q/
Tell me more about this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9634049
Udon-dorable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9634046
I think you should make a new thread for that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9634043
Don't be sad, at least you were honest. You didn't try to bullshit us by spewing some "ZUN said it but it wasnt translated already" bullshit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9634046
What is this? Who are you quoting? (seriously)

[Anonymous No.]

>>9634049
Yeah, like you can draw yourself.

Really, where's /jp/'s original content for Touhou?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9634059
Thank you.

Have another Udonge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9634063
It's from a post on Tumblr, mocking Touhou fans who think like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9634063
http://bikwin5.tumblr.com/post/23813482416

But apparently it's ironic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9634047
Geez, you're talking like /q/ is the Devil.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9634067
An Udonge is fine sometimes. To take a break from all the Yorihime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9634069
>>9634070
But why did you post it? Is it from the paranoid caps-lock using guy ITT?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9634064
I don't need to lay an egg to call one bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9634075
Nope.

That's why he should've posted it in a new thread, instead of hijacking this one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9634078
Okay, sometimes Toyohime can be cute. One point for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9634064
You know what's the worse part? I can't draw, and that's why I refrain myself from drawing. Pixiv tards can't draw and still they do it.

>>9634067 is a good example of a nicely drawn Udonge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9634074
I want to stick my face between Reisen's soft cushony thighs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9634074
Udonge is always great. I don't have that image, thank you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9634091
Canniba~
Canniba~
Cannibalism~

[Anonymous No.]

>>9634078
Critics who don't produce anything are lower than artists who actually produce something in my opinion.

We need more people who'll actually contribute something instead of just whining all day about how the fandom is terrible and all that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9634087
I wish to touch Udonge's ears and tail. They look soft.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9634081
Only sometimes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9634098
I can criticize games without being a game developer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9634087
Would you stick your face against Reisen's soft cushony thighs? Would you rub your face against her soft and so perfect bottom? Would you put your hands on her breasts and softly, tenderly squeeze?
If yes, you're a man. Congratulations.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9634102
twoie's ears look much softer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9634103
Yorihime is still number 1 in my list.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9634116
That would be the best bed ever. Especially for winter.

Yes. I would touch Tewi's ears too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9634118
Where is that screenshot from? Sorry, I've seen it on /jp/ quite a few times,

[Anonymous No.]

>>9634070

Hey I know that guy. He's always doing ironic shit about everything. Everything he makes is satire. EVERYTHING

[Anonymous No.]

>>9634126
>Sorry, I've seen it on /jp/ quite a few times,
This is highly improbable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9634116
Tewi's knee looks very pointy

[Anonymous No.]

>>9634131
I'm serious.

It's only that screenshot, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9634126
It's from the Stalker VN. They go to the moon once they leave the Zone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9634148
Thanks kudasai.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9634143
This is highly improbably. Because it comes from Pixiv.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9634166
onegai

[Anonymous No.]

>>9634148
Mind telling me more about that Stalker VN?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9634173
Someone must love that pic then, but I've seen it a lot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9634113
Man, I hate game critics. Most of the time, they're just assholes who're really proud of their opinion that they have to share it with the internet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9634194
But not all of them are snobbish retards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9634173
I kind of wish it existed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9634191
First time I've seen that pic was when I was still on THP.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9634199
I remember watching the "WTF is..." series. The guy making them was always hyper-happy with his games, saying "I could play that all summer".
And then I looked at his online statistics, and I noticed he only played said two times in his entire lifetime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9634191
I'd like to post the sequel, but apparently I can't post pictures any more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9634118

[Anonymous No.]

I'm tired now, good night /jp/.

(Why are there so few pictures of the moon girls sleeping? I'm a little sad.)

[Anonymous No.]

>>9634195
What's with Reimu on the lower right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9634199
I'll be honest, I prefer game reviews that praise a game over the ones that bash it, especially if it's a game I like.

I don't come to the internet to hear people complain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9634209
Flash-back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9634214
Because nights on the moon are shorts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9634210

Good reviews don't complain, good reviews point out flaws and issues and reason why something objectively bad.

If you read reviews just to hear "Everything is fine" spouted at you....well keep reading because reviewers are all in the pockets of publishers and get paid to write good reviews

[Anonymous No.]

>>9634214
I've got this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9634218
I was talking more about the "game reviewers" over at /v/ rather than the ones on IGN.

But really, game reviews never help me on finding good games.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9634219
I meant the Watatsukis. No I don't like using the name "moonbitches".

>>9634209
No idea, but I find it amusing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9634223
Fallout New Vegas is an awesome game.
You can BEHEAD people by PUNCHING them. You can put on your iron knuckles and wizard hat (it does nothing) and makes people EXPLODE in a Kenshiro fashion.
Hell, you can even brawl wild bears. WILD BEARS WITH YOUR DAMN BARE HANDS.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9634227
I don't have a picture of the Watatsukis sleeping. Sorry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9634227
Yeah, there are only a few good pics of the Watatsukis. How sad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9634223

Oh yeah, got your back jack, /v/irgins be crazy

[Anonymous No.]

>>9634233
There you go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9634240
Now I do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9634243
Her whole body is an erogenous zone.
What a sack of hormones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9634245
Being a bunny is suffering.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9634218
Do you have any recommendations for which game reviewers to watch/read? I haven't found a real good one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9634247
Oh yes.

[Anonymous No.]

And with that, the thread is dead. It was pathetic.

Let's do that again tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9634264
Why was it pathetic?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>9634268
Because it was about Aya to begin with, and it was hijacked by the moonfags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9634274
I thought it was about Armstrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9634283
Usually, I would say "who the hell is armstrong? That thingy in front of Aya?" but mocking dead people is cheap, so I won't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9634248

Unfortunately I am in the same boat as you. I only know which reviews /not/ to listen to

[Anonymous No.]

>>9634288
Just listen several people. That way, you'll have different opinion about the game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9634305
listen to*

[Yukarimutherfuckingyakumo No.]

yup

[Anonymous No.]

Bump for Udonge.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

http://may.2chan.net/40/res/3985931.htm

coincidence?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Moon rabbits are pretty much oppressed by spoiled Lunarian scum. They are probably abused sexually too.

If you want to take Lunarians down making rabbits rebel and attacking at the same time would be the best option.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9634403
>more than 300 posts
>thinks he can bump

[Anonymous No.]

>>9634195
I'd like to write it, but I lack the skills. And also the backgrounds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9634283
>I thought it was about Armstrong.

OP here.

Thank God someone understood my intents.

Just wanted to do a subtle tribute to this man and his epic trip, so epic it became legend and inspired many videogames , like the Touhou Project.

But i return here after one day, the thread is still alive, over 200 posts of shit ... what the fuck?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9634001
>>9634043

Just to clarify on this, normal youkai -- the ones that do not fall into other smaller categories and are only referred to as "youkai" because of the convenience of the umbrella term, such as Udonge -- live on for as long as people believe/respect/fear what the fuck gave birth/forms/fuels them in the first place.
Note that the ones who've been alive for a fuck-ton of time had very clear roles in old Japan and even now in Gensokyo: Yukari as the gap overlord creator of the barrier, Yuuka as the "mother nature" youkai, Aya as a notable tengu reporting shit for everyone, Yuugi/Suika as the legendary and feared devas, and so on.

Now, concerning moon rabbits, I really have no idea about how do they work, since it was never even mentioned. They can't be the same as Gensokyo's average youkai, since there's no humans to fear/acknowledge them in the moon (duh), so I don't know. Udonge is not very old though, considering she arrived at Eientei fairly recently, and was "in training" under the Watatsukis for the 1969 confusion and all that.