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9625698 No.9625698[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

Is it difficult to take care of a cat well?

>> No.9625703

no I have 3 right now

>> No.9625722

yes I have 4 right now

>> No.9625737
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9625737

if its an outdoor cat it practically cares for itself

indoor cats are pieces of shit

>> No.9625753

just feed it and clean its litterbox.

>> No.9625762

Is it difficult to take care of a watermelon well?

>> No.9625773

I found a stray cat the other day and it's female. What should I name it?

>> No.9625780

>>9625737
Outdoor cats are for lazy fat asses who don't care if their babies get hurt or ran over

>> No.9625785

If your cat can go outdoor it's not a problem, you pet it from time to time, give it food and something to drink in the morning/evening.
cat food is expensive though.

>>9625773
Exchange it for a male. Males are more likely to love you.

>> No.9625793

>>9625773
Nyachi

>> No.9625798

>>9625785
bad advice, you can't fuck a male. When a cat goes into heat, their vaginas are fantastic.

Same with dogs, as long as you dont get a dog that's too big and you cant' make her moan.

>> No.9625799

>>9625780
Bah, they do. But loss of their relative is so common to them that they just let it go. But if they see their relative dead. They usually spend hour or half near them and go away. Usually when stray cat gets sick it wanders off alone from its family to die somewhere hidden.

>> No.9625800

>>9625737
>>9625780

I knew someone who used to have an outdoor cat, that would kill rodents and shit, feed itself, and do whatever the fuck it wanted, all while being a little cutie.

I want a cat just like that, only I'm afraid if I get a cat it will be a little bitch.

Maybe a bob-cat?

>> No.9625824

Why would you want an outdoor cat? They could get hit by a car or killed by some other anime.

>> No.9625836

>>9625824

>or some other anime

You got anime on the brain nigga, you even misspelling words as anime.

Goddamn nigga, get help.

stopnerds.org

>> No.9625842

>>9625798

>>>/b/
>>>/an/

>> No.9625843

>>9625800
get a bengal. I had one and it would take down the neighbor's chickens and managed to never get caught by their dog.

>> No.9625848

>>9625842

>>>>/an

Oh you.

>> No.9625851

>>9625824
When I was a little kid I was playing with strays like usual when one ran out into the road and got ran over I didn't go outside for 2 months after seeing that and it still is bunred into my mind.

I hate cars and I hate idiots that speed as I too almost got hit.

>> No.9625852

>>9625799
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JaDkiaUM-Cg

>> No.9625853

Nah, all you have to do is give them food. And maybe cut their claws once in a while.

>> No.9625856
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>>9625836
Oh geez. I don't know how that happened.

>> No.9625858

>>9625852
Sad......

>> No.9625863

I laugh at all you guys with outdoor cats.

A favorite past-time of mine if finding stray cats, tying their tails together, and throwing them up on telephone pole wires like a pair of old shoes.

The only thing I like better than that, is doing it with people's outdoor cats that have collars on.

>> No.9625864

They can be a real pain, depending on the cat. I just got a new cat a couple weeks ago, an indoor one. She keeps pissing on my couch for some reason. She also keeps fucking with my pet mouse, even knocked his cage over the other day. Today I caught her chewing on some of my albums. I don't even let her into my bedroom out of fear of her knocking over all my figures. On the other hand, my other two cats do nothing but eat and sleep. Fortunately she was declawed, so she can't scratch the shit out of everything I own.

>> No.9625868

>>9625773
I found her outside and she looks healthy, but stray kittens almost always have something wrong with them. I'm treating her for ringworms and since she's female, I'm going to have to get her spayed or have her come home pregnant one day.

>>9625793
Thanks for the suggestion. I do need a name for her since I've been calling her "kitty" or "come on" for the past week.

>> No.9625870

>>9625842
Nigga, please, he's the only one here who's replying in a true /jp/ spirit.

>> No.9625871

>>9625868
What about Victoria?

>> No.9625874

>>9625868
Impregnate her yourself. I'll buy a few catgirls from you.

>> No.9625877
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9625877

I had two. Had them since they were kittens, then one day when they were adults they went out to play and never came back. ;_;

I'd like to think they're playing with chen in gensokyo

>> No.9625880

>>9625785
They say that an opposite sex pet is more likely to bond to you, which is kind of creepy but seems to have some truth to it.

>> No.9625902

>>9625880
There is some truth to this. I've got two cats, male and female, and the female loves to stay in my bed a bunch and sleep with me at night. The male cat shows love now and then, but he sleeps in his own cat bed and lays around.

>> No.9625905

>>9625880
Who is "they"? From my personal experience, that's not true.

>> No.9625907

I hate cats. I wish the janitor would delete this thread already.

>> No.9625911
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>>9625863
How are you able to do that with your crippling autism which makes you incapable of ever leaving your room?

>> No.9625912

>>9625907
I wish God would delete you already.

>> No.9625915

>>9625907
But home cats are living the NEET dream, they're like the avatars of NEETdom

>> No.9625927

I want to literally eat a cat.

>> No.9625934

>>9625927
I WOULD LIKE TO EAT A PUSSY!!!

>> No.9625935

A cat well must be built 2 inches from the ground in order to ensure your cat well is at an adequate high for consumption. be sure that your cat does not fall into the cat well by placing a metal grate just below the surface out of cat's reach. Build a cover on top to prevent large amounts of contamination and to keep your kitty col in the shade.

>> No.9625936

>>9625927
I love cats but I have to say, if I was in a country that ate cat regularly, I would definitely try it.

>> No.9625950
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9625950

Who cares about cats? Get a dog instead. I recommend a King Charles Spaniel

>> No.9625953

>>9625698
Am I the only one who always sees this watermelon as a human hand? It gives me the chills every time I see it.

>> No.9625967

>>9625953
That cat isn't really attacking the watermelon. Even if it were a human arm, it would suffer barely any damage.

>> No.9625976
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>>9625950
Epic anime screencap reaction face with photoshop filters and effects!

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>>9625953
>Am I the only one who always sees this watermelon as a human hand? It gives me the chills every time I see it.

Little kittens always reach up and pull my hand in closer and then they chew on it (a finger). Don't know why they do it, but kittens like to chew on fingers.

>> No.9625988

>>9625976
Have you heard of 4chan? I hear that site is known for those kinds of images.

I guess you should avoid it if you don't like that kind of stuff though.

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>> No.9626085

>>9625986
Because they're teething, dumbass. Even human babies do that.

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9626104

never forgive never forget never surrender

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>>9626104
haha did your cat die or something lol NERD

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