You're walking down the street and you accidentally bump into a Japanese man covered in tattoos. He is the oyabun of a yakuza family and there are now 15 yakuza circling around you and glaring. How will you apologize to him?

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Anonymous Thu Aug 23 22:46:06 2012 No.9624967 [Reply] [Original]

You're walking down the street and you accidentally bump into a Japanese man covered in tattoos.

He is the oyabun of a yakuza family and there are now 15 yakuza circling around you and glaring. How will you apologize to him?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 23 22:47:51 2012 No.9624977 Give him my life savings for damaging his expensive suit

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 23 22:49:51 2012 No.9624989 File: 123 KB, 1280x720, 1342315350799.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Cut off my finger and offer it as an apology

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 23 22:50:21 2012 No.9624991 [x] genuflect

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 23 22:53:06 2012 No.9625008 Arigato watashi ore moonspeak nai gozaimasu tsugoi!

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 23 22:53:22 2012 No.9625001 Hulk SMASH!

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 23 22:54:51 2012 No.9625014 Tell him that I'm an American and ask him why he's shirtless as I eat my burger and pour my soda on his head.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 23 22:56:06 2012 No.9625029 Say sorry and offer to buy him drinks as he seems like a great guy.

>>	None !Nipaa0mi0. Thu Aug 23 22:56:51 2012 No.9625027 >>9624967 Cut them all in half with my Hattori Hanzo katana.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 23 22:57:37 2012 No.9625032 The most I'll give him is a casual "sorry, man" because I'm too proud to bend the knee. That pride will get me killed one day and this is probably one of those situations that will.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 23 22:57:37 2012 No.9625033 ask him wich 2hu ufuck

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 23 22:59:08 2012 No.9625045 I say sorry. Since he's elderly i may even slightly bow down. I'm confident that would be sufficient. Yakuza don't try to make a ruckus if there's nothing to gain from it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 23 23:00:38 2012 No.9625050 Let him and the circling yakuza pound my ass, mouth, and any crevice on my body with their dicks as an apology. They might take me in as a sex slave afterwards though.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 23 23:02:08 2012 No.9625065 >>9625058 Why would you say hello?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 23 23:02:09 2012 No.9625057 >>9625045 They're also especially nice to gaijin, especially the older and more elder and less hot blooded ones. And they're relatively tame to civilians in general.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 23 23:02:09 2012 No.9625058 File: 133 KB, 600x631, bow-1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] GOMENASAI

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 23 23:02:53 2012 No.9625063 >>9625014 Enjoy being a pincushion.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 23 23:04:37 2012 No.9625072 >>9625065 Lol'ed heartily. Guaranteed newfriends will say "but gomensai doesn't mean hello!"

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 23 23:07:22 2012 No.9625085 >>9625072 I want to punch you

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 23 23:07:52 2012 No.9625089 >>9625085 Why

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 23 23:14:39 2012 No.9625114 is this tokyo yakuza or osaka yakuza? osaka people are loud bullies, just like americans. tokyo people are kind and polite

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 23 23:17:39 2012 No.9625132 And Kyoto guys are those who do human sacrifices right?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 23 23:18:24 2012 No.9625140 >>9625089 >lol'ed

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 23 23:19:05 2012 No.9625152 >>9625140 Typing lol'ed is faster than typing "laughed." I can also make an argument that typing in greentext is more efficient than typing out a well constructed sentence that conforms to the bizarre set of rules that is English grammar.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 23 23:22:05 2012 No.9625162 >>9625152 Saying ``lol'ed" is like saying ``Laugh out louded"

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 23 23:25:05 2012 No.9625165 Okinawa is where all of the American soldiers rape the Japanese women and 80% of their youth is American/Japanese mix, right?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 23 23:25:20 2012 No.9625166 Nice tattoos fatfuck. Oh, is this your circle of friends? I think I saw that one at the gym once. Never mind, that was McDonalds.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 23 23:25:35 2012 No.9625168 >>9625152 Taking a shit on the floor is faster than walking to the toilet.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 23 23:25:51 2012 No.9625172 I ask Karl Gotch for help.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 23 23:26:05 2012 No.9625174 >>9625168 Very true. You don't think /jp/ is populated by a bunch of clean freaks, do you?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 23 23:26:50 2012 No.9625176 >>9625168 No kidding. That's why we do it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 23 23:28:35 2012 No.9625180 >>9625162 This a pretty autistic argument, honestly.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 23 23:28:35 2012 No.9625181 "sorry bro" Give him a friendly pat on the back as I walk away not giving a fuck. What are they gonna do? A bunch of five foot three inch Asian weaklings can't do shit to me. I could probably kill six of them in one kick.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 23 23:29:35 2012 No.9625187 >>9625181 You're going to get stabbed, "bro"

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 23 23:31:23 2012 No.9625198 >>9625187 I'm six foot three and 200 pounds, I'd be scared to slap their hands away, I might snap their wrists.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 23 23:32:23 2012 No.9625200 >>9625198 >200 pounds So you're a morbidly obese man?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 23 23:32:23 2012 No.9625201 >>9625187 on the street? are you a retard? seriously I always wondered why people are afraid of the so called "thugs" nobody is stupid enough to attack random passerbys

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 23 23:34:08 2012 No.9625207 >>9625187 Get a load of this baka.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 23 23:34:08 2012 No.9625208 Shitpost to the MAX xD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 23 23:34:23 2012 No.9625210 >>9625201 criminals own the police, the peple and lots of major corporations that are highly respected

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 23 23:34:38 2012 No.9625211 >>9625201 I live in Toronto and people get stabbed both in the streets and alleyways daily. What do you think it's like in bad areas of metro-Japan?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 23 23:34:38 2012 No.9625212 >>9625207 Nice one, dude.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 23 23:37:38 2012 No.9625222 >>9625180 Y-you're autistic, nerd...

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 23 23:38:23 2012 No.9625226 >>9625210 >>9625211 cool stories

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 23 23:39:24 2012 No.9625231 >>9625222 Sorry, I didn't mean to hurt your feelings, sweetheart.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 23 23:40:08 2012 No.9625235 >>9625231 Thanks, now I feel better.

>>	Sakura !RAILgUnr8s Thu Aug 23 23:43:11 2012 No.9625245 >>9625211 Wow, the mean streets of Toronto eh? Come on. It's not that bad. There were an entire 45 murders in Toronto last year. And Japan is much safer than Canada.

Anonymous Thu Aug 23 23:43:41 2012 No.9625248

>>9625165

>Okinawa is where all of the American soldiers rape the Japanese women

it's the entirety of Japan.

>80% of their youth is American/Japanese mix, right?

all the mongrels, especially the negroid ones, are sent to the US so they can be integrated with white women

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 23 23:43:56 2012 No.9625249 >>9625245 Get out shitposturd.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 23 23:47:36 2012 No.9625263 File: 46 KB, 394x546, 16.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] When I relax and listen to softly spoken bedtime stories I sometimes orgasm.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 23 23:48:36 2012 No.9625268 Yakuza got nothing on Mexican cartels.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 23 23:49:21 2012 No.9625272 File: 52 KB, 640x360, duke_access.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >apologize Blow it up his ass.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 23 23:50:21 2012 No.9625276 >>9625268 Are you arguing that Mexicans make better criminals? That's low, even for a bean shitter.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 23 23:50:21 2012 No.9625277 >>9625268 You will never be a narco eating a taco with your puta. Mexicans are the worst scum of the universe, come at me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 23 23:50:51 2012 No.9625282 Yo, watch where you walkin nigga.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 23 23:52:06 2012 No.9625287 >>9625276 I would be more scared of the Mexican cartels than any Yakuza.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 23 23:58:21 2012 No.9625313 >>9625276 Yakuza would be annihilated by any low tier cartel. They're only posers and pussies lacking any real world conflict.

Anonymous Fri Aug 24 00:05:54 2012 No.9625334

>>9625313

>Yakuza would be annihilated by any low tier cartel.

You're trying to distinguish your country by claiming it has the most violent criminals. If you're country didn't have a third world mentality like this maybe it would be a shit hole riding on the US's dick.

>They're only posers and pussies lacking any real world conflict.

You're projecting.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 24 00:07:39 2012 No.9625345 File: 29 KB, 644x552, 1327109512571.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm a cute white girl so they'll let me off the hook. I'd just keep walking and I bet they won't even stop me.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 24 00:07:54 2012 No.9625346 File: 335 KB, 1427x1711, cia_badge.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Pull out my badge and tell them to fuck off. Fucking criminal scum.

Anonymous Fri Aug 24 00:13:43 2012 No.9625371

>>9625313

Yakuza are filthy rich and most of their money comes from white collar crime and politics. Mexican cartels are violent, but they have no real power. They sell a lot of drugs and kill a lot of people, but they have no real power.

Real power doesn't come from being able to kill people. It's all about influence and money. They have more money than Mexican cartels could ever dream of and they have the political connections to actually do something with that money. Cartels just smuggle drugs and kill people in the street. They're too flashy and violent and that's why they will never have any power.

Anonymous Fri Aug 24 00:23:02 2012 No.9625397

>>9625371
What? You know the drug business is a billion dollar industry, right? Hell, I think the number 1 spot in the Forbes richest list went to a Mexican drug lord. They have more than enough money and the Mexican government can't do anything to stop them.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 24 00:24:32 2012 No.9625399 >>9625371 Mexican cartels have influence in the Mexican government, but they can't do anything useful since Mexico is a shitty country.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 24 00:24:32 2012 No.9625400 >>9625371 >They have more money than Mexican cartels could ever dream of The Yakuza make more than ten billion (that's a very low estimate btw) a year? Somehow I don't believe you...

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 24 00:32:22 2012 No.9625419 Ask him if he's ok. If he gos off about disrepect then ill apologize for hurting his feelings. If that ticks him ill reasure him i will leave my house with my mittins on next time.

Anonymous Fri Aug 24 00:36:52 2012 No.9625437

>>9625371
>Cartels just smuggle drugs and kill people in the street.
Man what? Some of the big cartels are more like mercenary armies than crime rings. They infiltrate and corrupt the local government at every level, they commit acts of terrorism, they're practically waging a war against the Mexican Government.

I mean, shit, just look up some info on Los Zetas. Those motherfuckers are hardcore.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 24 00:40:22 2012 No.9625446 Max payne was shit

Anonymous Fri Aug 24 00:42:37 2012 No.9625453
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>>9625437

>Mexican Government

Mexico is barely a step above Africa. They could run the entire country unopposed and it would be meaningless since Mexico is such an irrelevant and pitiful country.

Anonymous Fri Aug 24 00:45:56 2012 No.9625460

ITT people who know nothing about japanese people.

They don't give a shit about gajin, the only time they do is when they want to get you into a bar to buy overpriced watered down drinks, and even then it's "Hey, drink here" and you just walk away while they commit sudoku.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 24 00:47:40 2012 No.9625464 >>9625460 >gajin what

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 24 00:48:12 2012 No.9625468 >>9625453 Japan vs Mexico who would win in a war OH WAIT JAPAN HAS NO ARMY LMFAO

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 24 00:48:27 2012 No.9625466 >>9625460 Shut up weaboo.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 24 00:53:12 2012 No.9625490 >>9625174 >>9625176 True /jp/ers refuse to shit on the floor out of respect for the floor, but they also won't use the bathroom as that's for normalfags. Preferred truNEET shitting spots include the backyard, the driveway, and the neighbor's mailbox.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 24 00:56:12 2012 No.9625506 I look like Bora from SISTAR so I might just let myself get gang raped if they are hot enough.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 24 00:58:43 2012 No.9625515 I'd apologize if he thought I meant anything bad by it, seems like a reasonable guy.

Anonymous Fri Aug 24 01:06:44 2012 No.9625548

>>9625460
>They don't give a shit about gajin
read
>They know that if they mess with gaijin they're gonna get nuked again.
Japs are pussies who had hard time repelling mongol scout units lmao. They're lucky they've lived on an islands or probably they wouldn't exist now.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 24 01:12:29 2012 No.9625578 >>9625548 Lucky Chingis Khan died or Europe wouldn't exist now. Or all Europeans end up looking like Finns.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 24 01:27:18 2012 No.9625640 File: 396 KB, 500x400, Yatsu.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9624967 "Kisamaaaaaa....!!"

Anonymous Fri Aug 24 01:34:18 2012 No.9625660

>>9624967

Ask him to apologize to me for walking into me like a dumbass ( in english ) he won't understand it i'll say it with a shit eating grin so he things i'm being apologetic then when he says something in moonrune back to his posse' I fucking change my expression and call him a fucking baka kisama and spit in his face, then I kick all their asses

it's fucking japan what are they going to do insult me to death? ignore me until I suicide? Japan doesn't know shit about real gangsters or mobs, I'm from fucking Italy

That fucker and his buddies will be in the fucking pacific wearing nothing but cement shoes the next day

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 24 01:44:51 2012 No.9625690 Well, I'd whip out my sick ass Aikido skills.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 24 01:44:51 2012 No.9625691 >>9625578 >Lucky Chingis Khan died or Europe wouldn't exist now. Hopefully you aren't implying that Genghis Khan died during mongol invasion of Europe. Because that would be retarded.

Anonymous Fri Aug 24 01:47:24 2012 No.9625701

>>9625690
That's not how Aikido works.

Besides, does Aikido even train against heavy long blunt weapons like baseball bats? I know they train for attacks with light long blunt weapons, but they are radically different (the speed of an incoming baseball bat is not constant as it is with a light weapon, instead being modified by its weight depending on how it's swung, and unlike light weapons you can't block a baseball bat, only dodge).

I suppose if it's a random grunt with a baseball bat it'd be too easy to defeat him (can't space himself properly, just rush in and screw up his balance), but if you're dealing with someone who has actual experience fighting I'm not sure if Aikido is the best match-up against a physically fit fighter with a baseball bat.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 24 01:49:09 2012 No.9625708 >>9625371 this is the actual truth, the actual cartels are that weakened and fragmented. i'm glad someone understand this.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 24 01:51:56 2012 No.9625718 Obaa-chan! <3

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 24 01:52:11 2012 No.9625719 >>9625453 this is really cute, have ever seen the news about the big, bad cartels against mexican army or navy? the narcos die, all of them. they are so bad that they do not even manage to kill a single soldier or marine.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 24 01:52:27 2012 No.9625721 File: 17 KB, 251x251, 1280067363503.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9625701

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 24 01:53:41 2012 No.9625728 >>9625721 new

Anonymous Fri Aug 24 01:54:57 2012 No.9625733

>>9625701
Aikido uses the strength of the attacker back at them but 10 times stronger(estimate). Using Aikido I can probably kill a charging Rhino using it's force right back at it, of course, I'm not going to try it, way to dangerous for any sane person.

I recommend practicing Aikido for every /jp/edo as you are all physically weak, and Aikido is specialized for the weak to defend against the strong.

Aikido does not deflect attacks. It reverses them, and furthermore: Add more force. A reversed 9mm bullet is more like a fucking cannonball made of burning suns of rage. It could easily tear through a tank.

That is the power of Aikido.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 24 01:55:41 2012 No.9625738 File: 36 KB, 345x450, ipman.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9625690 >>9625701 come at me both of you

Anonymous Fri Aug 24 01:55:56 2012 No.9625739

>>9625701

Like all martial arts there are different practices of that art, Aikido although used primarily for defense can be used offensively to damage bone,limbs, tendos, etc.

I'n most Aikido classes the sensei will even instruct you to be careful with how much pressure you apply to you sparring partners because there's a fine line between just neutralizing an attacker and disabling them, and Aikido was practiced along side Kendo so unarmed Samurai could deflect, dodge, and sometimes historically even catch with bares hands weapons like swords let a lone a fucking blunt object.

I am not a master and sadly had to leave my class 3 months in due to work but used with ill intent Aikido can actually be pretty brutal

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 24 01:56:11 2012 No.9625740 >>9625733 >Aikido is specialized for the weak to defend against the strong. No wonder the Japanese invented it

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 24 02:00:56 2012 No.9625758 >>9625453 This being a ruler of mexico is like winning a down sydrome contest and your reward is a tub of shit

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 24 02:03:11 2012 No.9625781 I have seen this Akido copy pasta numerous times. Is the art really improbable and/or impractical in real life? I dont get why the copypasta is posted unless it is to provoke an argument on why akido is not practical.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 24 02:06:28 2012 No.9625794 >>9625781 Do people study/use it? then it's practical dumbass use common fucking sense "Gee guys I took boxing in high sock but is knowing how to punch in vital areas really helpful in an actual fight" - you

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 24 02:07:43 2012 No.9625803 >>9625738 Fuck your shit IP Man, your movies are fraudulent. YOU NEVER FOUGHT ANY GENERALS!!!

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 24 02:07:58 2012 No.9625804 >>9625781 Akido is what special forces are taught.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 24 02:08:44 2012 No.9625809 >>9625804 No it isn't. It's actually a combination of a bunch of them and the main one being Wing Chun.

Anonymous Fri Aug 24 02:09:58 2012 No.9625815

>>9625758
>Lucky Chingis Khan died or Europe wouldn't exist now.
Uhhuh.
Better to reign in Hell than to serve in Heaven

It doesn't matter how shitty is the country you rule as long as you get to live the life of free child hookers, blow and luxury.
Those are all the same in any part of the world.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 24 02:10:13 2012 No.9625818 >>9625781 The joke is in that it is Korean. So weaboos gather around. Technique is unique in that you use opponent's movement energy to guide him off balance. Nothing else is special.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 24 02:14:58 2012 No.9625844 implying he's not gonna pussy out after he sees a gaijin

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 24 02:16:28 2012 No.9625850 >>9625844 Who are you quoting

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 24 02:19:13 2012 No.9625860 >>9625850 am i?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 24 02:34:21 2012 No.9625888 >>9625815 >>Lucky Chingis Khan died or Europe wouldn't exist now. Damn, that's some copypasta gone wrong.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 24 03:16:28 2012 No.9625958 >>9625733 >>9625733 lol havent' seen that in awhile

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 24 03:25:26 2012 No.9625974 >>9625803 butthurt that wing chun>jap shit martial arts

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 24 03:32:56 2012 No.9626000 I'd tell him to suck my cock, dude.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 24 03:49:13 2012 No.9626064 >>9625738 The movie about that dude was pretty cool.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 24 05:49:30 2012 No.9626345 "Why your skin colouring book, Mr. Colouring Book man?"

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 24 05:58:10 2012 No.9626360 What are they doing in Italy?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 24 06:05:09 2012 No.9626367 File: 449 KB, 1200x1511, 1345367198651.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Shove him off the boardwalk into the sea. What's he gonna do? I'm American.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 24 07:58:29 2012 No.9626551 Apologise and continue walking. Bunch of hard ass wannabe mother fuckers in this thread trying to ice skate up hill, grow up.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 24 07:59:59 2012 No.9626556 >>9626551 I tried to rollerblade up hill once in middle school. I ended up crawling.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 24 08:07:14 2012 No.9626569 >>9626367 what anime is this?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 24 08:08:05 2012 No.9626571 >>9626569 Gourmand

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 24 08:15:35 2012 No.9626579 This thread a shit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 24 08:16:35 2012 No.9626581 >>9626571 no it isn't you cock gobbler I just checked MAL, and there's no such thing.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 24 08:24:20 2012 No.9626588 >>9626581 Jormungand

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 24 08:56:00 2012 No.9626658 >>9626367 I don't get which way to read that shitty pic.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 24 10:42:10 2012 No.9626879 Call the police. Yakuza became quite powerless nowadays.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 24 10:53:16 2012 No.9626909 >>9625719 Because the marines and the army are part of the cartels, dumbass. Drug cartels are not against the government. Drug cartels ARE the government. You NEETs have loads of free time, why don't you watch or read a reputable news outlet.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 24 11:23:07 2012 No.9626993 >>9626909 >reputable What makes reputable things any different? Doesn't that just mean it's more popular? It doesn't mean it's guaranteed to contain any more "truth" than another source.

Anonymous Fri Aug 24 11:39:21 2012 No.9627034

>>9625200
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 24 11:51:55 2012 No.9627056 "Wait a minute.. I'm white! Hahaha!" And walk away.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 24 11:59:55 2012 No.9627074 Nice bump geezer, now get out of my way!

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 24 12:05:01 2012 No.9627084 >>9626993 here, Shit man I wanted someone to read my message and try to argue against it, but I guess there isn't anyone who disagrees with me enough to do so. Oh well, that's cool too.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 24 12:42:54 2012 No.9627170 >>9624967 sumimasen

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 24 12:47:39 2012 No.9627182 "Sry Jackie Chan."

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 24 12:49:40 2012 No.9627186 >>9627056 Hey where you goin'... this is a perfectly good chance to throw your life away!

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 24 12:50:59 2012 No.9627187 >>9627186 epic spoiler

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 24 13:02:19 2012 No.9627220 I'd make this face -> ^_^ and be all like "Gomen Mr.Yakuza-san! Hontoni sumimasen. Oyasuminasai onegaishimasu."

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 25 21:47:26 2012 No.9634032 File: 92 KB, 624x352, vlcsnap-2012-02-26-23h58m57s199.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9626367 dumb stupid s.o.b looser he will fucking kill you in one blow lol then he let his dogs rape youre dead body

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 25 22:00:27 2012 No.9634101 Commit Sudoku

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 25 22:08:12 2012 No.9634136 It wouldn't bother them if I just said sorry and walked away, right? I'm sure they're fairly reasonable people.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 25 22:20:02 2012 No.9634188 File: 304 KB, 550x682, 1274219593383.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] 「悪いなやっちゃん」

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 25 22:23:47 2012 No.9634197 I tell him I am an foreign FBI agent with diplomatic immunity on the lookout for a couple of yakuza and excuse myself gently

>>	Imrinfected !!KUFrbmxALEl Sat Aug 25 23:01:55 2012 No.9634304 I'm usually armed, so unless he didn't notice the firearm attached to me, I'd make sure he knew. Not that I'd be outside anyway.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 25 23:03:45 2012 No.9634308 I wont because yakuza are a joke.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 25 23:08:00 2012 No.9634323 >>9625815 >It doesn't matter how shitty is the country you rule as long as you get to live the life of free child hookers, blow and luxury. >child hookers Does the King of Mexico really get this? BRB, Conquering.

Anonymous Sat Aug 25 23:15:15 2012 No.9634330

>>9626993
> Doesn't that just mean it's more popular?
Not really, it just means that you get a clear view of the bigger picture and you don't end up looking like a moron with a limited peripheral vision that swallows whatever he got from an anonymous poster from the Internet.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 25 23:16:16 2012 No.9634332 Why in the fuck would I apologize to a piece of criminal shit like him?

Anonymous Sat Aug 25 23:17:45 2012 No.9634334

>>9634304
>unless he didn't notice the firearm attached to me, I'd make sure he knew.
I can't make sense out of what you just said.

That aside, what if he was traveling in a pack? Surely you wouldn't be so reckless as to instigate a confrontation which you'd be certain to lose.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 25 23:19:15 2012 No.9634337 >>9634334 I carry a nuke whenever I go to Japan just to keep all those little nips in line.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 25 23:20:29 2012 No.9634340 >>9634337 Don't you need a license for that?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 25 23:37:22 2012 No.9634376 >>9634340 There is no law against carrying nuclear weapons, only producing and distributing.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 25 23:53:36 2012 No.9634397 >>9634376 Okay, thanks for the advice, Mister International Lawyer.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 25 23:58:59 2012 No.9634409 >>9634376 I see. I'll keep that in mind.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 26 23:24:03 2012 No.9638180 I'd start talking in retard speak and hope they feel sorry for me or like they're picking on someone too weak, then I'd drag my foot out of there fast laughing and swinging my dick around.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 26 23:28:33 2012 No.9638195 Well, I'd say the standard "KISAMA" response angry japanese people say.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 26 23:40:07 2012 No.9638250 >>9624967 With the business end of an unregistered firearm

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 26 23:47:21 2012 No.9638279 File: 132 KB, 1366x742, 1346038367024.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9624967 FUCK YOU Watch where you're walking old fart.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 27 00:26:26 2012 No.9638414 File: 24 KB, 450x353, piston_idrisov.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Come closer, punk!

Anonymous Mon Aug 27 18:19:01 2012 No.9642133
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>>9624967

They'd be like "AYAMARU!!" and I'd just strike my coolest pose and go "YADA BAAAAAKA"

...then probably find the weakest link in the circle, dash right through full of adrenaline and run like hell, alternatively if in one of them self loathing moods just stand there and take a good beating in hopes of getting killed.

Anonymous Mon Aug 27 18:39:33 2012 No.9642212

>>9627034
mother fucker you dont know who the fuck i am, you are a fag who likes sticking it in guys asses and you best believe that you'd be the one getting crammed in your fuckin rear by my Ukranian Fort-500 shotgun before i blow your fucking guts out your chest you faggit little bitch your fucking pathetic you best hope i never head to your town, i'll find yeah and shank you in your sleep, you wanna die motherfucker? faggit little cracker, hahaha I betyou aint ever even gotten and coochie, huh? ever got any pussy? i dont even keep count anymore, but it is definately past 35 cuz thats where i lost count bout a year or two ago, added a few since then, so ask yourseld, should your faggit no coochie gettin bitch ass maybe try to shut the fuck up, or do you want to hear more about how fuckin gay and lame you are? you cocksucking homo bastard go kill yourself you worthless chunk of shit, your useless and lame as fuck, and i cant wait to show your gay ass faggit no roastin abilities, you couldn't talk shit even if you ate shit, go slit your wrists you aint cool at all give up on your gay ass life

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 27 18:43:36 2012 No.9642229 >>9642133 Spoiler that image, jerk.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 27 18:44:58 2012 No.9642236 >>9625057 >They're also especially nice to gaijin Probably because a sizeable portion of them have foreigner background (Korean, Chinese).

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 27 18:48:27 2012 No.9642255 >>9624967 Tell him to fuck off. They try shit I pull out my firearm and tell them to fuck off once again but this time I calmly dialing 911 with my other hand. When the cops come and clear everything up I'll go into hiding for a couple months.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 27 18:55:27 2012 No.9642289 I'm liek " hey u retard nippon thugs u fuck off or else" and then they all flee the scene in terror because i dont owe them any money

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 27 18:59:46 2012 No.9642316 There is only one way. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PF5n_P-wlvk&feature=player_detailpage#t=60s

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 27 19:08:03 2012 No.9642356 >>9642229 1: Borderline ridiculous 2: Calling me a jerk Thus: YADA BAAAAKA! :3

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 27 19:09:47 2012 No.9642357 wakarimasen THIS grabs dick

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 27 19:11:47 2012 No.9642365 >>9625815 >Better to reign in Hell than to serve in Heaven Stop using that line. It was meant to be ironic but now people take it seriously. It only adds to the confusion people have towards Paradise Lost.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 27 19:20:06 2012 No.9642397 >>9625578 Russia drove the Tartar-Mongol yoke out by themselves, I think more populated, more advanced Western Europe with the advantages of huge fortresses would have had an easier time.

>>	Catadioptric !TABOOsFSgI Mon Aug 27 19:23:05 2012 No.9642418 Moushiwake arimasen.

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