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9620153 No.9620153 [Reply] [Original]

Would you rather go to a hostess bar in Osaka or Tokyo?

>> No.9620169

I would pay to drink with Kazuma

>> No.9620182

>Osaka

Ewww. It's the Japanese equivalent of loud southerners.

>> No.9620193

Those bars definitely sound fun but I don't know how much I would enjoy it knowing how forced the girls are.

>> No.9620207

I'd rather be Kiryu's lackey

>> No.9620214

I want to be a yakuza

>> No.9620217
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I am going to get a haircut tomorrow...

After thinking for a long time I decided to go with a Christian Bale's haircut from American Psycho...
It can't go wrong...

>> No.9620230

Nah, fuck that. I'll definitely go to one of those poll dancing places.

>> No.9620242

I'm going to play Yakuza 2 now. I've been putting it off forever.

>> No.9620243

>>9620217
Wear a raincoat stained with red food coloring and tell people to check your doubs

>> No.9620250

>>9620243
Why food coloring?

>> No.9620252

These places seem like such a waste of money when I could talk to any girl I want in real life for free.

>> No.9620254

Is that Sleeping Dogs?

I keep hearing about that shitty game everywhere I go.

>> No.9620272

>>9620254
It's Yakuza

>> No.9620274
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>>9620254

It's Yakuza 2.

Sleeping Dogs is the game where you dress up like a monk and beat people to death with telephone booths.

>> No.9620301

>>9620274
My favorite outfit so far

>> No.9620304
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I wish to be yakuza

>> No.9620309

What's with the hearts?

Is this game a 3D dating sim?

>> No.9620310

I wanna be a sexy honorable yakuza guys girlfriend.

>> No.9620311

>>9620309
yeah something like that.

>> No.9620315

>>9620310
A girlfriend of the yakuza is the furthest you can get from honorable.

>> No.9620317

>>9620315
I think he was saying that the Yakuza guy is honorable.

>> No.9620319

>>9620317
I disagree.

>> No.9620321

>>9620319
You can't know for sure which he meant.

>> No.9620322

Lets start a /jp/ mob. We can make money selling weed at first then move onto prime time dealings.

>> No.9620324

>>9620315

>Yakuza among first with relief supplies in Japan
>http://www.reuters.com/article/2011/03/25/us-yakuza-idUSTRE72O6TF20110325

Yakuza are some of the most honorable people in Japan. Maybe not in the eyes of the cowardly salarymen, but they're the only warriors left in Japan. Everyone else is a weak coward that traded their honor for a job pushing paper in a cubicle.

>> No.9620325

>>9620317
no the yakuza guy is honorable. Not me.

>> No.9620331

>>9620324
Running the sex trade, intimidating businesses for protection money and carrying out money laundering... very honoraburu.

>> No.9620343
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9620343

Is there any anime or manga about the yakuza?

I want to watch gangsters

>> No.9620355

>>9620324
You are retarded.
The only reason they did it was to get contract from the city majors to clean the garbage it was a billion dollar business.

And many people refused to accept the food for them.

Its retarded how much Hollywood can make people believe yakuza is honorable.

Its just full of Koreans who couldn't get a work visa and Japanese who never finished any school.

I want to honestly see your face if you would go to the average Japanese guy and tell them your Hollywood view of Yakuza

>> No.9620370

>>9620355
It's funny, because the name Yakuza is another way of saying loser

>> No.9620381
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>>9620355

Are you grumpy because your favorite ex-idol is currently carrying some Yakuza's baby?

>> No.9620386

will the yakuza accept a white man into their ranks? I want to be a hero of japan too

>> No.9620387

>>9620355 >>9620370

Who would have ever guessed that Japanese normals shun outsiders.

I am shocked.

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>>9620331
Please don't confuse the honorable Yakuza with shitty subhuman gangs like the triads.

>> No.9620403

Yakuza are friendliest mafia in the world.

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konoyaro!~

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>>9620381
No I am not grumpy I am explaining you that the Yakuza you see in your chinese cartoons and video games isn't the real Yakuza.


The real yakuza any idiot can join , Black , white ... doesn't matter what skin color you are or religion.If you know how to speak Japanese feel free to try your luck and enjoy to clean the restrooms of the building that belong to them and earning less money than the Korean guy in the convenient store that works every nightshift

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9620426

That feel when Kago Ai is sucking a Yakuza's dick right now.

>> No.9620427

It seems to me that many yakuza are initiated based upon ostracization from normal japanese society, without the ability to go into schooling or securing employment.

Sound like anyone?

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>>9620425

>The real yakuza any idiot can join , Black , white ... doesn't matter what skin color you are or religion.

Really? I can't wait to learn Japanese!

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>>9620428
pretty much.
But if you have any skill or education joining the yakuza is a waste of time.

I am sure being a NEET in the west will get you more money than to work in the yakuza.

The only reason why people join the yakuza are foreigners from poor country's that cant get a work visa in Japan and Japanese who have no education and skill to get a job.

>> No.9620451

>>9620427
>based upon ostracization from normal japanese society, without the ability to go into schooling or securing employment

Because they're criminals.

>> No.9620495

>>9620427
we yakuza now

>> No.9621351

I don't know about straight hostess bars, but it's a well-established fact that Osaka has the highest national concentration of incredibly hot lesbians.

>> No.9621357

>>9620324
They're also the guys who finance the WAITO PIGGU GO HOMU black loudspeaker trucks.

>> No.9621356

Neither because then I wouldn't be able to try to look cool by not wanting women to talk to me.

>> No.9621371

>>9620324
Well someone has to do the cubicle work right?

>> No.9621387

>>9620390
Yakuza are just as subhuman as all the gook mafia. The only plus is that they help people, and that's only because they want those people to support their gang and their political candidates.
Stop being so naive.
Yakuza are weak shit, just like salaryman. Why do you think they hire niggers? Because they want muscles? Or because they lack members? No, because jap pussies out like a kid when he sees a nigger.
Warriors my ass.
Just like japs are manly and badass only in cartoons, yakuza are manly and badass only in games. But none of they would dare to hurt a nigger or a tough-looking gaijin IRL.

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>>9621387
My dad is a Yakuza boss he has tattoos, smokes expensive cigars and everything. I could have you killed if I wanted.

>> No.9621439

>>9620343

There are one million manga about the yakuza or that deal with the yakuza

>> No.9621448

>>9621387
>Just like japs are manly and badass only in cartoons
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hiroo_Onoda

>> No.9621457

>>9620274
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LSCiOcQwQYg

>> No.9621480

Yakuza are boring as HELL

Let's join this
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nigerian_organized_crime

>> No.9621485

>>9621480
Will we have to send emails telling old people that we are princes that want to give them money?

>> No.9621494

>>9621485

Of course

>> No.9621574

>>9621411
Fuck this I am done looking, requesting sauce on vn...

>> No.9621605

>>9621574
Look harder

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