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9618738 No.9618738 [Reply] [Original]

If they're so technical advanced, why are they wearing bunny ears?

It makes them lewd...

>> No.9618747

Being technologically advanced has nothing to do with sexual restraint.

Also they are bunnies. You just sexualize them. Furry! Furry!

>> No.9618755

>>9618738
To blend in with the moonbunnies.
It's camouflage in war

>> No.9618762

Because Udon is a slut.

The other Reisen is okay though because she wears an adorable hat.

>> No.9618766
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>>9618762
Don't you call her a slut!

>> No.9618772
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>> No.9618775

>>9618766
It's not my fault she has sex appeal.

>> No.9618779

How would bunnyears make a bunny lewd?

>> No.9618781
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>>9618775
Being attractive doesn't make you a slut. You have to willingly go out fuck lots of men, and Reisen doesn't do that!

>> No.9618785

A good for nothing bunny only useful for sex

>> No.9618788
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>>9618781
Jesus don't even start with this crap.

>> No.9618793
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>>9618788
What? I didn't start anything.

>> No.9618798
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9618798

Does it hurt nailing ears on your head?

>> No.9618799
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>>9618779
Playboy bunnies.

>> No.9618804

>>9618799
There are no playboys in Gensokyo.

>> No.9618808
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>>9618804
So?

>> No.9618813

>>9618808
So Reisen doesn't need to worry about "wearing" bunny ears.

>> No.9618819
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>>9618804
You forgot Reisen.

>> No.9618830
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>>9618813
Well, she's no "wearing" them, so yeah.
Besides, if Eirin says she wants playboy bunnies, then she's getting playboy bunnies, one way or another.

>> No.9618833

>>9618755
Was this stated somewhere?

>> No.9618844
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9618844

Udonge is a good bunny. You should see what Eirin does.

>> No.9618849

>>9618844
Is that a cry for help?

>> No.9618852
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>>9618844
It's true. The best bunny of them all.
What does what Eirin does have to do with that, though?

>> No.9618853

>>9618849
Seems like we have a badass here...

>> No.9618888

>>9618738
>are they wearing bunny ears?
The moon rabbits dont WEAR bunny ears, its not something you can just use like a hat.
Now if you see the ears of this perfect canon picture of reisen, you will notice the buttons that attach the ears to her head. She's not really a moon/lunar rabit. She's going to take a mayor role in one of the upcoming Zun games.
Have you noticed how she acts so submissive when she's surrounded by people and gets all serious when she's investigating an incident all alone.

>> No.9618889
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9618889

Isn't Reisen supposed to be shy or anti-social around humans or something? Can someone confirm this?

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>>9618888
Forgot my pic, srry /jp/

>> No.9618903

>>9618888
I think the buttons were a joke. Do they appear in other stuff?

>> No.9618904

>>9618897
Those are buttons?

>> No.9618985
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9618985

Is Reisen the one who does the cooking in Eientei?

>> No.9619005

i heard there are 2 udonges
can some1 explain?

>> No.9619018

>>9618889
It's in her PMiSS profile I think, something about her selling medicine in the human village and trying to avoid conversations using her ability

>> No.9619019

>>9619005
No, there are two Reisen;

>> No.9619026
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>>9619018
Ah.
I suppose it's natural for a rabbit to be shy.

>> No.9619023

>>9619019
explain please

>> No.9619036

>>9619023
There's Reisen and Reisen II. Reisen is the one that fled the moon and settled down in Eientei. Reisen II is her replacement as Yorihime and Whatsherface's pet.

>> No.9619045
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>>9619005
theres no other udonge only another reisen that the moon princesses named some poor moon rabbit she has a hat though so its easy to tell them apart

>>9618889
she does sell the medicine eirin makes to the humans living in the village but doesnt really say if shes comfortable around the

>> No.9619052
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>>9619026
It's cute, anyways.

>> No.9619064

Reisenuselessbunnysexappeal.jpg

>> No.9619093
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>>9619018
>>9619045
And yet she keeps doing it. Reisen is determined.

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>>9618738

>> No.9619111

>>9619093
Has she ever said no to eirin? It feels more like subservience than determination to me.

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>>9618897
Oh, good eye! I thought they were just rabbit earrings, but your ideas sound way more exciting. And that stance..

I bet she's here to kill all the bad demon youkai!

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>>9619111
You're probably right...

>> No.9619134
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9619134

Hey, guys, I just wanted to thank you all for the compliments on behalf of the waifu. She's a bit reserved about saying anything herself, so she told me to do it. Rather, she threatened me to do it otherwise she'd have Kaguya post all my lewds in /h/.

>> No.9619149

>>9619134
> behalf of the waifu

>>>/a/

>> No.9619153

>>9619149

*points to name*

>> No.9619184 [SPOILER] 
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>>9619134
>that feel when you're waifu grows a giant futa cock and fucks you in the ass

>> No.9619194
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9619194

Why she's so perfect?

>> No.9619200

>>9619194
Get the fuck out secondary.

>> No.9619203
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>>9618738
The bunny ears are all the better to hear with, anon.

>> No.9619206
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>>9619200
>secondary.

>> No.9619209

>>9619206
Yeah, secondary. Go to hell.

>> No.9619221

>>9619209
No bullying

>> No.9619222
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>>9619209
>secondary.

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>>9619194
>>9619206
Best part of the series so far.

>> No.9619244

>>9619236
ohno she dies?

>> No.9619256

>>9619222
Just fuck off already. What is so hard to understand?

>> No.9619258
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>>9618852
Nothing, nothing at all!

>>9618849
Perhaps.

>> No.9619259

>>9619244
Unfortunately not. Reisen wants to interrogate her.

>> No.9619263

>>9619222
This is my favorite picture out of this series.

>> No.9619264
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>>9619256

>> No.9619265

>>9619263
>>9619222
what series?

>> No.9619269
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>>9619258
That sounds like a yes to me.
But what can I do?

>> No.9619272
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>>9619269
Give Eirin someone else to tie up and do other things to!

>> No.9619277
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>>9619272
I don't know about that idea. I should sacrifice someone else to Eirin's sadism so Reisen can go free?

...who?

>> No.9619283
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>>9619277
This one RIGHT here.

Maybe she'll learn some manners.

>> No.9619286

>>9619277

Chen, Cirno, Flan...take your pick.

>> No.9619293
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>>9619283
Ooooh! I LIKE this idea!
Would Reisen, though? Doesn't she like Tewi for some reason?

>> No.9619302

As much as I want to see Tewi subjected to Eirin's sadism, she's the one protecting Eientei. I don't think it would work.

>> No.9619304
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>>9619293
I don't think Reisen would say no.

Though the two are buddies. Little/Big Sistr dynamo.

>> No.9619315
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>>9619304
If they've got the sister thing going, then surely Reisen would say no.
Unless Tewi is THAT much of an asshole that even her sister knows she deserves it, or if Eirin is THAT much of a sadist that Reisen is desperate. Actually, forget that last part; Reisen would hate herself for it latter.

>> No.9619332

>>9619315
Maybe. The very least Eirin could do is tie up Tewi and allow Reisen to roll her down youkai mountain or something. Now that would be great.

>> No.9619347
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>>9619342
If you insist.

>> No.9619342

Udonge a shit, post moar Tewi

>> No.9619343

>>9619332
Youkai mountain isn't that steep. Tied up bunnies don't roll very well anyway.

>> No.9619344

>>9619332
I don't think you can attack the matron of the earth rabbits without consequences.

>> No.9619351

>>9618738
Why does she have 4 ears??

>> No.9619348

>>9619343
Any hill will do!

>>9619344
Poor Reisen.

>> No.9619354

>>9619347

You know what I meant asshole, do not bully Tewi

>> No.9619356

>>9619348
But again, bunnies don't roll. You'd have to stick her in a barrel, and find a long, CLEAR stretch of hill with sufficient steepness. Is it worth it?
And isn't this supposed to be about replace Reisen with Tewi as the subject of Eirin's sadism? Stay on target, anonymous.

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>>9619356
Sorry.

>> No.9619363

>>9619304
>>9619315
Now I want to read a doujin about Tewi sexually bullying Reisen, NTR her and turn her into a love slave; or something along the line.

>> No.9619364
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>>9619354
Oh, the irony~

>> No.9619365

I'd keep Tewi tied up in my basement until I mind broke her and entered into monogamous marriage with many children

I am a herbavore man too and rabbits only eat veggies and their own poo.

How can you say you love her if you don't eat her Cecotrophes?

>> No.9619375

>>9619363
>Tewi sexually bullying Reisen
Yessss...
>NTR
No!
>turn her into a love slave
NO NO NO!!

>> No.9619378
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>>9619375
Heres the first part!

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>>9619363

>> No.9619382

>>9619365
That's weird. You want a family but would do it by driving your future wife insane? You're weird.

>> No.9619386

>>9619382
not insane...just willing to elope without chains in a monogamous fashion.

>> No.9619397

>>9619384
Did she break? I can't even tell.

>> No.9619403
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>>9619378
And here's the next.
And the cycle continues thus.

>> No.9619412
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>>9619403
And continues..

>> No.9619405

>>9619384
Did she.. Break off Reisen's arms?

>> No.9619407

>>9618738

Fucking assholes Tewi is a good girl and brings happiness to people especially humans

>> No.9619411

>>9619375
>No!
>NO NO NO!!

Fine, then sexually bullying her, humiliating her and making her beg for something.

>> No.9619418
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>>9619411
This is what I like.

Poor Reisen. It's part of her charm.

>> No.9619420
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>Bullying Udonge.

>> No.9619421
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>>9619405
No, they're just tied up.

>>9619411
Not as bad...but still bad!

>> No.9619435
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>>9619418
Part of it...but only part.
A larger part is the endeavor to free her from her suffering and make her the happiest god damn rabbit in the earth sphere.

>> No.9619437

worst touhou: flan
second worst touhou: cirno
third worst touhou: chen
fourth worst touhou: tewi
any objections?

>> No.9619440

>>9619418

I smirked a little

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>>9619421
>still bad
That's not for you to decide.

>>9619437
Where is rumia ?

>> No.9619448

>>9619437
Those are my top 4 most fapped to too hoos.

>> No.9619452
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>>9619435
Mindbreaking is not my thing anyway.

But the humiliation is fun.

>> No.9619453

>>9619444
Rumia is too irrelevant and "obscure".

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>>9619444
>That's not for you to decide.
Then why was it the first time? And why even bother asking?

>> No.9619457

>>9619421

Where is that gif from?

>> No.9619458
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9619458

>>9619452
...huh?
Did you respond to the wrong post?

>> No.9619462

>>9619437
>>third worst touhou: chen
>>fourth worst touhou: tewi

no gtfo out of /jp/ fucking secondary

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>>9619458
Oh, I must've misread it.

Sorry.

>> No.9619474

>>9619468
That artist is really good with Reisen. At least when he doesn't draw her with those weird ears.

>> No.9619484

>>9619462
What are you basing those insults on? Your shitty taste?

>> No.9619486
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>>9619474
I agree.

Some people draw Reisen's ears very oddly, sometimes like paper or just really stringy.

I like it when Udonge's ears look pillowy and fluffy, like Tewi or Reisen's.

>> No.9619492
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>>9619418
>>9619435

Little girls having a hard time is damn moe, you just want to hug them and comfort them.

>> No.9619518

>>9619437
Replace Tewi with Alice.

>> No.9619565
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9619565

Even Kaguya wants to be Udonge sometimes.

Too bad that would require doing work.

>> No.9619601

>>9619565
Kaguya decides to be Udonge for a day and uses some sort of magic to make herself look and sound exactly like her. She gives the real Udonge the day off.
As soon as Udonge leaves, Kaguya gets knocked out and awakes tied up and in Eirin's clutches. It's 'experiment" time~

What happens next?

>> No.9619613
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>>9619601
What happens next would be 'Punishment time~'.

Udonge enjoys the rest of her day off, catching up on her favourite shows and even having a nap!

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>> No.9619641
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Which one is best /jp/?

I leave it in your hands.

>> No.9619645

>>9619601
>>9619613
After the initial amusement, Kaguya's increasingly frantic claims of being Kaguya just make Eirin increasingly upset. Seems Reisen's got to learn not to use the princess's name so easily. Maybe she should fill that mouth with something to start the day? Cloth or plastic, screams or medicine, or perhaps something else...

>> No.9619654

>>9619641
I don't like any of them. That art style is no good.

>> No.9619659

>>9619641
would fuck the living shit outta 1

>> No.9619667
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>>9619645
I imagine the Kagu-donge would probably be drugged up because Eirin needs to test some new drugs. Eirin would then comment on 'udonges'' less than stellar constitution and plug her mouth with a sock.

Reisen would cast a wayward glance and turn the volume up, rabbit must have gotten into the medicine cabinet again.

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9619688

>>9619641
>>9619641

5 looks feisty, i like that

>> No.9619693

>>9619641
1 > 6 > 4 > 7 > rest

>> No.9619700

>>9619688
4 through 7 stike a chord with me. I rather like them. Though I would say it'd be down to 5 and 7 for me.

It's a tough decision.

>> No.9619765

>>9619667
Kaguya writhes, squirms, and screams under straps, drugs and sock. Eirin is intrigued by her unusually high sensitivity...could these medicines be stronger than she thought? Perhaps she should run some tests; get out some of Reisen's favorite toys and see if she reacts more than usual to them as well? She DOES need to think up some punishment for her earlier princess slandering though, and there's always "play time..."
Eh. She's got all day.

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>>9619765
Just another day at Eientei!

It's a good thing Eirin wouldn't run (I hope!) into the actual Udonge, I don't think she'd notice the princess 'disappeared' until she gets over the fun of TWO Udonges!

Wait a sec, Reisen has favourite toys? Or are they just Eirin's?

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>>9619771
Oh, they won't be leaving Eirin's punishment theater for a looong time, and Reisen sure as hell isn't going anywhere near there if she can help it.

>Wait a sec, Reisen has favourite toys? Or are they just Eirin's?
Oh, the latter, of course. Nothing Reisen would want to play with if she can help it.

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>>9619793
Seems long punishment time became punishment week.

But the best part is, Reisen gets a week off! I hope Tewi can keep her lips sealed, this seems like it could go nuts.

>> No.9619833

>>9619636
why is she doing that retarded face
fucking stupid

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>>9619833

>> No.9619842

>>9619835
i bet you dont have more you faggot

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>>9619842
Yep. You got me there.

You win.

>> No.9619849

Guys, I've noticed something.

Before something accuses me of being a ``no fun faggot", I'll make it clear: Reisen is my favorite Touhou character.

Okay, let's get to the point.

Why the fuck are Reisen fans so damned obnoxious? They either have /a/-like behavior (roleplaying, ``waifu" shit, etc) or make the worse threads on /jp/.

Youmu threads are usually "normal" and they have nice imagedumps, but (sadly) Reisen threads are containers of retardedness.

Why do you think this is happening?

>> No.9619855
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>>9619849
Is there something wrong with this thread?

What would youchange about it right now?

>> No.9619859

>>9619799
That would be glorious.

Kaguya practically hangs in her restraints, panting in exhaustion. The sock fell out long ago, but the mostly sound-proof room was filled only with her screams, wails, and moans throughout the day, so extreme were her torments. Eirin yawned and sighed in resignation; she hadn't finished even half of what she'd set out to do with Reisen today, so caught up was she in her assistants bizarre sensitivity. Well...there was always more to do, and always more tomorrows. Not that she would be so rude as to leave Reisen bored throughout the night.
And so Eirin popped a gag into Kaguya's mouth and bid her farewell until the tomorrow morning, and turned to leave. With renewed vigor Kaguya frantically shook her head, only for it to pitch backwards as Eirin flipped a switched and headed for bed, locking the door behind her.

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>>9619849
Can you blame them? Few Touhous inspire as much protectiveness as Reisen.
I don't know what you're talking about with "waifu shit" thing, though. All popular Touhous have that just as much as Reisen.

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>>9619859
And thus, Kaguya makes the best scapegoat. Ever.

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>>9619849
>Youmu threads are usually "normal"

They're great until they get overrun with shitty fanfiction about Youmu being raped and eaten.

>> No.9619882

>>9619855
Dude what the HELL is wrong with tewi big toe

>> No.9619885
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>>9619849
Reisen is mai waifu! Problem?

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>>9619873
Ugh, don't remind me of that.

>> No.9619898

>>9619888
>Reisen n' Youmu
That picture is clearly Youmu and Reisen, not the other way around.

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>>9619882
It's really really big.

>> No.9619900

>>9619847
Tewi shrunk Udonge! Are you a bad enough anon to save her!?

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>> No.9619903

>>9619855
These guys

>>9618781
>>9619134

...
Wow, you're right, this thread is quite good. But usually I would be able to point out more than 5 shitposters in a Reisen thread.

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>>9619888
Now I want to delete that post, I left my trip on.
But yes, it flared my autism a little bit. I don't see how people can post that kind of crap knowing the target audience of the thread.

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>>9619903
And if you'd like, I'll dump all of my pictures too.

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>>9619870
I dunno. She's not really a scapegoat, and sure as hell wouldn't have done this if she knew what she was getting in to.

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>>9619912
Unwilling scapegoat then?

Imagine the look on Eirin's face if she finds out that she's been punishing the princess the entire time!

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>>9619903
How can you call >>9618781 a shitposter and not >>9618762?
Actually, nevermind, I don't care enough.

>> No.9619932

>>9619916
>Imagine the look on Eirin's face if she finds out that she's been punishing the princess the entire time!
Precisely what I was going for! Thanks for bring up the week-long session thing; the longer it goes, the bigger the payoff!

>> No.9619928

>>9619885
Reisen is my favorite character and she's already an imaginary friend, but I get very upset when someone uses /a/ shit on /jp/.

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>>9619928
Likewise for me. You have good taste anon.

>> No.9619936
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real reisen is better

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>>9619932
And if Kaguya dismisses the odd tendencies of 'Udonge', perhaps it'll go on for longer. Just get Tewi to do some work for once (Impossible).

>> No.9619946

>>9619936
Real? Pffft. More like half-baked replacement.

>> No.9619951

>>9619941
How do you mean?

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>>9619936
Can't we coexist in peace?

Please?

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>> No.9619956

>>9619910
I don't mind if you dump your pics for another interested /jp/sies.

Out of the ~5000 Reisen pics on Danbooru, I saved like 30. I'm picky as fuck, so I don't think I'll save any of the pics you post.

>>9619926
Eh, I missed that one.

>>9619928
*imaginary friend of mine

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>>9619951
Perhaps Eirin likes the responses that Udonge appears to be putting out? Maybe she'll just go for a month-long (Or more!) punishment time. After all, a genius like her probably has enough drugs to test for a loooong time. She can always borrow more devices from the SDM. They would have to be into that kind of thing!

>> No.9619958

>>9619946
>half-baked replacement
at least she has real bunny ears

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>>9619949
Oooh, lacy...not bad...

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>>9619956
I'm really picky myself. But usually I'll just save it because it's Udonge.

>> No.9619966

>>9619958
I gave Reisen ``real" bunny ears in my Gensokyo and there's nothing you can do about it.

Not the guy you're replying to, by the way.

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The ears look rather paper-y on this one, but still good nonetheless.

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>>9619966

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>> No.9619980

>>9619964
>But usually I'll just save it because it's Udonge.
Then you're not picky at all.

I refuse to save pictures with bad drawing style. That's why I only have 30 pictures of her, even though she's my favorite Touhou.

And that's why I think the idea of having folders for each character is stupid, if you have more than 50 images of someone, you're just hoarding pictures for the hell of it, and I bet at least 80% of them have bad drawing styles.

But that's my opinion.

>> No.9619988

Completely unrelated: Does anyone else have problems filling out captchas? I'm either fucking retarded or REcaptcha is fucking with me

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>>9619980
I suppose you're right. I'm weak like that.

Care to share any of your pictures? I'm curios.

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barbarian reisen

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>> No.9619993

>>9619486
Thank god I'm not the only one who prefers fluffy Reisen

I can't get hard if my dick gets slapped with paper ears

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>>9619989
Sure.

I might be picky but I have shit tastes, eh.

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>>9619993
I like your taste anon.

>>9619998
Yours as well, that's a nice Udonge.

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How about some Udonge wallpapers?

>> No.9620074

>>9619486
maybe its because they're fake
look at those buttons

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I use this one for my phone.

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>>9620074
You never know, those buttons could be the fashionable rage on the moon!

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>>9620087

>> No.9620096

>>9620079
yeah, thats why no other earth/moon rabbit use them

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>>9620096
Really? I thought all of the moon rabbit (Soldiers at least) used those buttons.

Personal Reisen fashion maybe?

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Anyone planning on using these? Anyone got any wallpapers they'd like to share? Please do. I'm always on the lookout for more Udonge.

>> No.9620121

>>9620101
read
>>9618888
she's not a bunny, maybe she's not even from the moon

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>>9620121
The plot thickens!

Though I'd like for her to stay a bunny. I like bunnies. It would be nice to see Reisen be a playable character again.

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Bang!

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>> No.9620165

>>9619957
Very true!

It had been a week...maybe more, it was hard to tell. Kaguya had spent most of the time strapped to the same table, tormented by her dear friend Eirin by day and machines by night, constantly and without more than a moments rest, save for brief bouts of unconsciousness during the night. But one morning, she awoke in a very different situation.
Reisen hung by her wrists from a winch on the ceiling, a smiling Eirin before her. Her master explained that despite her best efforts, she could not figure out why her lovely assistant was so obsessed with the idea that she was actually princess. So! If science couldn't solve this conundrum, perhaps magic could? With that, Eirin pressed a button, and the floor below Reisen irises open to reveal a dark, dank hole. An occupied hole, at that; much to her terror, just bellow Reisen's now-dangling feet, seemingly countless tentacles of all shapes and sizes danced. So entranced was she by the glistening tongues in the pit that she paid no attention to Eirin's explanation; that she had recently spoken with one Patchouli Knowledge, and decided to visit her for a spell ("Ha!") or two and see if she could find the answer to Reisen's identity crisis within her magical library. It wasn't until the last part, where Eirin stated that she would be gone quite a long time, and that Patchouli's initial gift would have to keep her company until her return, that Reisen's head snapped up to her master, face white as a sheet. She couldn't even muster the will to protest as Eirin pricked her in the usual places with enough aphrodisiacs and other drugs to last for her time alone...and then some, for good measure. And with that Eirin pressed another button, and the winch began to lower Reisen into the pit, much to the tentacled beast's clear delight.

>> No.9620160

>>9620126
after you defeat her real boss you get to fight the spy in eientei

>> No.9620167

>>9618738
Earth rabbit shows moon rabbit who is the boss.

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>>9620160

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>>9620167
Forgot the pic.

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>>9620177
She can't fight back!

Tewi's too tricky for that!

>> No.9620197

>>9620165
Here Kaguya found her voice again, and screamed at her friend's back for mercy. Eirin responded to her princesses now-routine pleas with her always-routine indifference, and pressed the first button again, which caused the hatch over the pit to spiral shut ever so slowly. Minutes latter Kaguya hung completely in the pit of tendrils, all within writhing (though some with fear and others with anticipation) as the door neared closure. As the light from the room above dwindled to nothing and the tentacles began their slimy work, Kaguya screamed as she never had before, mad with desperation and staring into the shrinking light above her, as if her vision of the room above would be enough to save her from such hideous fate. The last thing she saw before being enveloped by darkness was her friend and protector smiling and waving goodbye.

With a final click of closing shutter and a snap of severed chain, utter silence filled the room. There was no sign of the excitement no doubt going on in the chamber below. Eirin silently walked to the door, switching off the lights and grasping the doorknob, when with a start she realized her mistake. With the chain severed, retrieving her assistant upon her return would be a great hassle indeed. Ah, well. She would cross that bridge when she came to it, and such a time was still some time away.


Ok, fuck, that was outright fanfic. Did I really just write all that?

>> No.9620209
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>>9620189
But Reisen was a soldier once! If there's one thing she knows, it's fighting! Maybe!

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>>9620165
>>9620197
You'e a good writer anon!

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>>9620209
Tewi is like loki.

A little trickster, she's so slippery that there's probably nobody in Gensokyo that could catch her! Not even Reisen.

>> No.9620222

>>9620210
Please don't encourage him.

>> No.9620231

>>9620197
>>9620165
Morepls

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>>9620197
If Kagu-donge comes up as Kaguya, theres going to be some 'splaining to do.

Hopefully Udonge's not to blame.

>> No.9620239

>>9620210
No, I'm not. Tentacles are too out of character for Eirin; she'd use some sort of machine. I also don't know when to stop; the little paragraphs earlier were fine and left everything to the imagination, as intended, but this evolved into an outright fapfic before I knew what was going on.

Listen to >>9620222. I wrote myself into a corner anyway.

>> No.9620247

>>9620239
>but this evolved into an outright fapfic before I knew what was going on

You're the same guy that wrote that stupid Youmu one and said the same thing afterwards.

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>>9620239
Still nice though. Cheers anon.

>> No.9620260

>>9620247
Oh, HELL no. Don't even compare me to that vorefag asshole.

>> No.9620267

>>9620260
Oh, sorry, I just noticed a similarity in your writing styles, it's still on my mind. If I'm mistaken please forgive me.

>> No.9620269

>>9620261
I guess I'll finish it off when I calm down. Maybe. Probably not.

At least I found out how useful mistaken identity situations are. I can fap to horrible things happening to my beloved Touhous without feeling guilty about it; just make it Tewi in disguise.

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>>9620269
Tewi in disguise? Now I REALLY like your style anon.

Teach that evil rabbit some manners!

You don't have to finish it. I was just cheering you on, is all.

>> No.9620281

>>9620267
No problem. I probably deserve it anyway.

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>>9620227
Oh my god, that hair is wonderful.
Let's talk about Reisen's hair. What's it feel like?

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Can Reisen swim?

>> No.9620378
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You wouldn't a Reisen, would you?

>> No.9620382

>>9620378
What do you mean?

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>>9620328
Like just waking up from bed after a long sleep unless you're some kind of manly barbarian with short hair who likes to shoot his food and pee standing.

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Best Touhou in the episode. Besides Aya.

>> No.9620422

>>9620280
Yeah. You were giving me most of my inspiration, you know.

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>>9620405

>> No.9620481

>>9620422
I feel all warm inside now!

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>>9620590
I don't see the point of this.

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>>9620653
I'd make a pun based on Reisen having a dick in her eye socket and not being able to see things, but then I'd feel terrible about myself.

>> No.9620693

>>9620689
Is that cum or tears in her eyes?

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>>9620693
Probably both.

Eirin is horrible.

>>9620689
I feel bad now too.

>> No.9620723

>>9620711
What would Eirin have to do with Reisen covered with cum?

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>>9620723
Such things get her off. Eirin is pretty sadistic.

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Eirin's fat butt ruined her dress.

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>> No.9620797

And thats image limit.

Love ya /jp/.

>> No.9620803

>>9619354

There is no sense of tone on the internet. Everything is as serious as it looks. And quite frankly, I'm okay with Tewi abuse.

>>9619356

Why roll a barrel down a steep hill with no obstructions? Don't you want an abrupt ending with tree bark?

>>9619363

You don't look very hard, do you...?

>>9619407

If that's the case; then, I'm not human. I get so enraged at the sight or mention of that rabbit.

>>9619437

Tewi's not first, but that's subjective so eh...

>> No.9621000

>>9619985
Can't find the english translation anywhere

>> No.9621076

>>9619437
Worst Touhou is either Yuuka or Yukari.

>> No.9621084

>>9621076
No way. Yuuka is great, and Yukari is important.

>>9620803
Would a sudden stop, like...kill her? Or break some bones?

>> No.9621099

>>9621076
Everything you said is wrong.

>> No.9621121

>>9621099
Everything I said is right.

>> No.9621139

>>9621084

I'm hoping either is thecase; but, preferably, the former.

>> No.9621167

>>9621139
Hey, now. Bullying/torturing Tewi is ok. Give the little bitch a taste of her own medicine. But don't outright murder her.

>> No.9621525

>>9621167

Murder is killing with the intention of. Rolling her down a hill and having her die because of it would be something more along the lines of manslaughter.

But either way, you're probably right. Death would be too good for her anyway.

>> No.9621563

What does it feels like to fuck a moonbunny?

>> No.9621580

>>9621563
I'd guess it would pretty much feel like fucking a regular bunny.

>> No.9623840

>>9620144
*zi-ip*

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