/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

So, my mom came into my room while I was sleeping with my music on.
Mom: "You sleep with your music on?"
Me: "Yeah, I sleep like this every day."
iPod: "Sekkusu~ Sekkusu~ Sek~KUsu~!♫"

...Why, iPod, why. Why my only R-18 song at that specific time...
...Why, iPod, why. Why that 4-seconds-long part at that specific time...

[Anonymous No.]

[「ロリあき」 No.]

The joy of foreign languages is that the uninitiated may think they catch something familiar, but can never be sure of what they heard.

[Anonymous No.]

>So, my mom came into my room
Sorry bro, you had no dignity to maintain

[Anonymous No.]

You should try not being a complete faggot and and using headphones. I'm sure no one in your family wants to hear your shitty weeb music.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9618278
I can't sleep with headphones on, duh

[Anonymous No.]

>>9618238
i doubt she even knew it was english 'sex'

[Anonymous No.]

>>9618238

[Anonymous No.]

e/b/in blog thread OP thx

[Anonymous No.]

I go to sleep with music playing, but I have a windows task scheduled that mutes my computer at 4:30 am (you could accomplish the same with a cronjob on linux)

works pretty well, never had any problems

[Anonymous No.]

>>9618238

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>>9618296
dude put it 10min earlier :-DDD

[Anonymous No.]

>>9618296

lol these kinds of posts make me laugh

"I have a fukken 2TB encrypted HDD with a coffee machine mounted below the drive so the heat can warp the disks inside incase my mom walks in on my porn bro"

I just leave it in a folder on the desktop called 'PORN'

This thread is so embarrassing, I bet you kids minimize your anime whenever your parents walk into your room and get mad when they notice or if they don't shut the door behind them.

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>>9618306
Your post went past the point of ironic shitposting to the point of being a plain old shitty shitpost. How do you even do that

[Anonymous No.]

>>9618315
Shitty threads deserve shitty replies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9618314
You just described me pretty well, I got a hidden truecrypt partition for my porn and
>minimize your anime whenever your parents walk into your room and get mad when they notice or if they don't shut the door behind them.
nailed it
You are good at this game

[Anonymous No.]

>iPod

Face it, you have only yourself to blame.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9618314


I only do that because everytime I watch anime, my mom would walk in every time its a ecchi scene.

[Anonymous No.]

>listening to that
>out loud
>ever

[Anonymous No.]

>>9618334
>>9618322

Hahaha faggots

[Anonymous No.]

>>9618332
who are you quoting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9618322
I won't watch anime on the big living room tv. I can only watch it on my tiny monitor in shame.

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>>9618334
Every. Fucking. Time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9618341
Why not get a tv for your room?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9618338
OP
I was going to send that sooner but I didn't hit submit before switching to my other tab.

[Anonymous No.]

You're gay.

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>>9618314
>and get mad when they notice or if they don't shut the door behind them.
I hate this so much, my mother never shuts the door behind her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9618449
She probably wants to air your room because it stinks of sweat, grease and semen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9618454
My room smells fine, I have ~150 cfm of fresh air coming in 24/7.

[Anonymous No.]

I lock the door when I play eroge, even when its late at night. Also I take all my clothes off and place a towel on my crotch just in case the door was forced open.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9618513
>Also I take all my clothes off and place a towel on my crotch just in case the door was forced open.
What's the point of that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9618527
I don't want people to see me naked. You can never be too careful.